/HFG/ HARVEY HOUSTON FLOOD GENERAL - THE WATER RISES EDITION

Just got back. Is vanfag still OK?

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>Warm water keeps coming in from the Gulf of Spics
>Houston is now even hotter and more humid than usual
>Even without a shirt on, it's hard to enjoy my hot chocolate in this uncomforable warmth
This city needs to die

>>139308753

PREVIOUS THREAD: >>139306437

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Harvey is Poseidon’s vengeance for rescuing and relocating niggers he’d claimed from NOLA to Houston.

Think of it as Final Destination: Porch Monkey Edition.

What will the situation be at this time tomorrow?

>>139308989
Bad

CLEANSE THE FILTH POSEIDON

>>139308989
Worse

sixth for drowned americucks

>CURFEW IN EFFECT ALL NIGHT FOR HOUSTON
>INTENTIONALLY FLOODING THE CITY AT 2 AM
hmmmmmm

>>139308989
Worse with the dams flooding

HAVE WE HIT LEVEL KATRINA

>>139308989
All clear homie

Thank goodness I didn't go to work, my area got worse than it was in the morning.

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>>139308753

bands about to pincer on houston, this could be the worst possible thing to happen

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DRY AIR SAVE US

is usps still working?

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>>139308753


OFFICIAL THREAD THEME:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSZCFFpix2g

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Van bro are you ok?

>Mass looting in Houston

https://twitter.com/Freedomchick813/status/901954314641571843

>Reports of flood gates open 3 hours
>Residents writing names on arms

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>>139309067
Why are you still here

>>139308753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqLa-hLqcnQ&t=4s

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Still have power and relatively comfy

In the heart of niggertown though

What about yall?

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>>139308989
shit's getting worse by the second

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>>139309100
We are beyond my friend.

>>139308989
All the water will be gone and the rain will stop.

Everything will be okay

Nigger just waitin on dey FEMA trailers & shit

Huston is not relevant.

>>139309100
past it nigga

>>139308989
Water levels will be 2-3 feet higher at a bare minimum from dams being released alone. If something goes wrong opening them, could be more.

Shits 100% fucked.

>>139308876
he was parked up on an overpass but I think he was still in traffic area I told him to find a place without traffic to be safe.

Is there predicted to be a break in the flooding tomorrow? If the roads are passable for an hour I could get to my boat and join the rescue effort

>>139309100
Yeah boy this is worse than Andrew

409 fag here. About to watch my house flood for the first time ever.

>>139309100
Not as many deaths but the damage is much more widespread and getting worse every minute

>>139309100
Tomorrow morning we awake to that level

>>139309161
dry and comfy 3,000 miles away

>>139309203
Well not anymore.
Hey maybe Kingwood will be independent again

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Reservoir release map.

https://twitter.com/deysyreportera/status/901989039896657920

>>139309243
Post pics

>>139309126
no, some local posts offices are underwater

>>139309100
Checked & Checked !!

Not even that bad and no one cares

>>139309246
>Not as many deaths
I feel like once the waters recede it's gonna be bad

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The sheer length of this arm of Harvey is impressive

>>139309100

This is going to be the deadliest and most destructive storm in US history

>>139309243
Salvage what you can man. It takes a toll seeing everything you've worked so hard wasted, but try to see the light on the other side. Just survive at this point.

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>>139308989
I, am a man, of constant sorrow.

>>139309262

The map does not align with comments about the Barker reservoir earlier.

This map works under the belief that both dams are just under full capacity - at the moment both are over capacity.

It also does not factor in additional rainfall.

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>>139309150
For an Atlantis-like Dixie

>>139309246
Do they have an accurate count of the deaths? I figured it would be days or weeks before they knew how many got got by Harvey

>>139309262
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

IM FUCKING DEAD

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>>139309140

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>>139309140
Here we go

>>139309333
not deadliest but definitely most destructive

>>139308753

> tfw Houston is literally destroyed by a biblical scale flood

>>139309319
Damn, all the way to Mexico.

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>>139308753
THE SHIT SHOW THAT IS HARVEY HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN
THESE STORM DYNAMICS ARE SETTING HOUSTON UP FOR OBLITERATION
/HFG/ IS ABOUT TO GET REAL
STAY TUNED

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How many gallons of water do you think Harvey has dumped in total?

>>139309333
maybe

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I have the FEMA layer on Google Earth open now. Tell me your neighborhood and I'll tell you how stupid you were if you got flooded.

>>139309257
Kingwood annex was the gayest thing in Texas' history. I don't even live there and I'm still mad.

>>139309379


This has to be criminal.

>>139309372
It's going to be worse than the map, the map does not factor in the overflow of the dam or the additional rain.

GET OUT NOW!

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>>139308989
a lot more shit underwater

>>139309372
keep it together anon. Get as high up as possible

>>139309333
"trips_confirm" is now considered spame

>>139309411
6 gorillion

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>>139309372
gtfo anon

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Bless kek

>>139309319
That's evolving into a nice looking derecho

>>139309100

Worst in regards to damage to property.

Unknown for deaths, but probably less.

They'll probably stop Nogs from looting early on when the rain stops and waters recede.

>>139309408
Unironically true. Shit is 100% Biblical.

Anons, I come from the future of tomorrow! Harvey has flattened Houston, it went out and strengthened back to Cat 4 and then stalled over the city. We've lost all contact with the people there, your military is preparing a convoy to enter to find survivors.

>>139309411
I think The Weather Channel said about 12 trillion in the morning.

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>>139309408
THE STORM CENTER IS MOVING TO THE SOUTH AND EAST AND IS JUST ABOUT OVER WATER AGAIN WHERE IT WILL GAIN ENERGY AND MOISTURE
IT'S NEARLY OVER WATER AGAIN RIGHT NOW.

>>139309387
we don't know that yet. death toll will definitely rise as the time goes by. katrina death toll skyrocketed after the water receded

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POSEIDON REMOVE THE SHITSKINS

>>139309379

stores are owned by Indians.

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>>139308989
Thousands dead.

>>139309262
Whoever hits the button to open them is most likely gonna suicide after. They know they're killing the city with this.

>>139309100
Katrina went super-catastrophic because/when a dam failed. Thats still to come here, but, the law of averages states. come it fucking surely will.

>>139309379
>>139309460
It's a bunch of anons trolling

>>139309411
9 trillion

washington post did a thing on that exact stat earlier

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>>139309411
Literally around 15 trillion gallons. It was 11 a few hours ago, and 9 a bit before that.

>>139308753
Wetbacks is getting a whole new meaning

anon in old thread talking about bay city and tje power plants - is it real? bay city just gave an evacuation order.

look at forecasts lads

heavy rains continue over houston throughout tomorrow. some relief tuesday as harvey reenters the gulf and reloads for a deluge of biblical scale on wednesday

shits supposed to gradually clear up thursday afternoon/night, but by then half the city will be drowned

/comfy/ tbqh

>>139309445
It's barely enforced, but we still can't legally pop off fireworks because it's 'in city limits'. but we can shoot em off five minutes down northpark closer to porter

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>>139309524
NOW, LOOK AT ALL THE RAIN FALLING TO THE NORTH AND WEST OF HOUSTON RIGHT NOW.
MOST OF THAT RED AREA IS UPSTREAM OF HOUSTON. IT'S HEADING THEIR WAY FAST.

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>>139309333
STOP PLEASE!

>>139309241
Andrew blew through, and kept on going.
>Remember Country Walk

>>139309351
that does not include additional rainfall, but if the dam is overloaded it will not increase the release rate unless there is a failure, then everyone fucked.

>>139308989
Looters in the streets. Rape gangs. Militias defending the remnants of skyscrapers. Flesh-eating cultists sacrificing the innocent to the Devil on rooftop altars. Inexplicable amounts of fire. At least one necromancer raising the drowned as zombies.

>>139309100

We hit Katrina tier disaster by tomorrow morning. Will likely be worse than Katrina when all is said and done.

>>139309555
When did this filter come into effect tripsman?

>>139309412
From a single picture of downtown we are already in billions of dollars of damage, it definitely will be. Houston is the 4th largest city in the United States.

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>>139309582
NOW CONSIDER THAT THE TRACK FOR THE STORM CENTER IS VERY ROUGHLY AS DEPICTED.
THIS MEANS:

THIS STORM WILL STRENGTHEN OVER GULF WATERS BRIEFLY
IT WILL PICK UP A FUCK TON MORE MOISTURE FROM THE GULF
IT WILL THEN SLAM INTO HOUSTON AND DUMP IT'S LOAD FROM THE SOUTH
MEANWHILE THE FLOOD WATERS ARRIVE FROM THE NORTH

DOUBLE WHAMMY
RIP HOUSTON

>>139309546
*chinks

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!!!

Seriously how many more days will it keep raining?

Thank God I live 250 miles away.
Still got some comfy rain. Temp dropped a good 20deg, feels so fucking good outside man.

>>139309372
Add 2-3ft of water to what is inundating you now.
RIP in Peace.

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>>139309467


>GET OUT NOW

And go....where?

Those who didn't evacuate are done. For the next 5 days it's going to rain non-stop......All the streets are flooded.

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Is there a nuclear plant near the flood?

>>139309372
Get the fuck to the highest place you can find NOW

Goodnight guys, I have work in the morning. Been in these threads since this morning.

Good luck to all the Houston anons. Stay safe, Keep us updated.

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>>139309333

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>>139309491

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>>139309672
>>139309648

>>139309257
How will the city pay for all the repairs if we decouple?

>>139309411
>>139309411
just over 15 trillion gallons

>>139309680
You in Guayaquil?

>>139309491
Who would have thought that fight would actually be worth watching....

I hope floyd steps into the octagon

>check Houston weather in Dark Sky
>nice fat sausage of 100% rain
Get something with good buoyancy, anons. Also save your hentai HDD.

> 54 counties in Texas have been declared state disaster areas by the governor, Greg Abbott. Texas has 254 counties.
That's one fifth of the largest state. what the hell is going on there?

>>139309372
Should've listened to the mayor.
>Oh, wait.

>>139308753
Where my aquatic apes at?
https://embed.ted.com/talks/elaine_morgan_says_we_evolved_from_aquatic_apes

>>139309560
Most likely.
It's a death sentence for all of those people and there's no risk assessment involved in this.
It's just a blind release.

>>139309467
>>139309472
>>139309482

WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GO?? THE TOP OF THE DAM?? My house will be completely submerged in another 5-6 feet

>>139309572
at 7 lbs / gallon of water that is like 100 trillion lbs. mind blowing.

>>139309648
Wednesday at the bare minimum.

>>139309750
Yeah why you asking?

>>139309411
Trillions

>>139309648
It's starting to look like it will keep up until Wednesday, possibly all week long

>>139309672
Just fucking anywhere, the city is the worst place to be right now because of how much physical wreckage there will be when the surge from the dams hits.

>>139309613
A lot more people affected by this one.

>>139309728
I'm just fucking around, but in all honesty this is going to be a hell of a mess to clean up

>>139309782
Use social media to get a boat rescue.

>>139309757
The beginning of the final happening.

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All these heroes hitting me in the feels. Proud of the rescuers. Good shit.

https://twitter.com/abc13houston/status/902019766252163072

>>139309782
Call the Coast Guard immediately

>>139309681
Call the coast guard, they have been rescuing people all day

>>139309372
NO YOU"RE not
Calm down

>>139309342
kek

>>139309782
You need to fuck off right now you stupid bastard or you'll be a bloated corpse for somebody else to find.

Where is Laura Silsby ?

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>>139309100
48 HOURS FROM NOW:
FULL BLOWN HURRICANE KATRINA

>>139309757
Look at a map man, shits fucked

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>>139308753
All hail our crawfish overlords

Is that nigger with no underwear still trapped in the bathroom? Will she drown if the water continues to rise? I hope so.

When is all the rain from up north going to come down?

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>>139309273
That's my backyard atm. Im backed up to a drainage ditch and that's the water from it.

>>139309861
They've already packed up for the day

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>>139309799
Just wondering. Got reminded of Cafe de Tere and got hungry.

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>>139308753

ARE YOU GUYS SEEING THIS???

It's like LEFT 4 DEAD 2......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heeQ_4c-tho

>>139309856
>ABC13 failed to mention it was NBC2 that first noticed the car and got people to go after it

>>139309576
>some relief tuesday as harvey reenters the gulf and reloads
Tuesday will be a hell of a day as survivors try to escape en mass on flooded highways.
They will be trapped in their cars as night falls and everything gets worse again.

I hear the transformers bellowing
I've had power this long don't fuck with me now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RcVzevWX4U
Gentleman, it's been an honor

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>>139308753
>libshits and beaners keep harping on about how they're turning texas blue
>reaching ascended smugness levels
>it summons a motherfucking HURRICANE to shit right on top of them and shit into their mouths
>it's going to leave just to turn around and ram it's spiky dick into their asshole AGAIN
Praise kek, praise him and his glory

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>>139309888
DELET

> Left media told people not to evacuate to avoid blocking roads
> Left media has issued a curfew till 6AM

Dams open at 2AM

>>139309680
no nuke power near Houston.

>>139309560
>>139309779
It not a blind release. just that they ahve to do this to prevent a dam failure.

>>139309944
That bitch on the stream is so naggy and annoying.

>>139309918

what neighborhood?

>>139309944
I love the Heavy Rain campaign

>>139309641
It's possible that if the exact center passes over downtown Houston, that most of the worst rain stays just barely off to the east. Although it's hard to say what will develop along the northern edge of the storm once it gets back out over open water.

Please only rescue white people. Leave the shitskins of all kinds to be sorted out by God almighty.

Rescue Asian girls if you have the capacity and don't come across whites

>>139309885
Probably "rescuing" children

>>139309965
Leaves really are the worst

>>139309927
I'd imagine they'd run 24 hours. This dam release is honestly fucking insanity. I understand they may not have any other choice, but they're about to literally bury a good chunk of Houston under water.

I'll parascope if there is any interest.
Just posted pic of back yard.

>>139309995
>I TOLD YE 'BOUT THE FENCE

>>139309918
watch out for electricity shit. idk why more people don't get electrocuted during this kinda shit but it makes me paranoid

Link to the raw stream playing in this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heeQ_4c-tho
Seams interesting

>>139310004
same senpai. comfy and spooky to the max

>>139310020
all the smart good people packed their shit and left like they were supposed to
it's the undesirables that are getting their asses beat

>>139309648

At the absolute bare minimum, this storm still has 3 full days left - including a climax tomorrow night after it quickly recharges over the Gulf and slams back into Houston as a category 3 hurricane. At worst it could rain constantly until Friday. This is a biblical scale event.

>>139310049
Get a flashlight and get that shit up

>>139309888
its like the opposite of a tan and it looks great
what is this?

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>>139309969
AND IT'S ALL TRUMPS FAULT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>139310049
Just get out anon. No more playing, get out however you can. Even further downstream would help as the surge should disapate a bit by then

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https://twitter.com/RaoKomar747/status/901910487901884417

>>139309856
>wipers on just flinging more water onto the windshield.
Kek

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>>139309892

Wonder if texans still want to secede? They were sure all about that fed money when they saw this shit coming

>>139310058
>DEW YEW KNOW ANYTHIN ABOUT PEOPLE NEEDIN HAYLP?
>HOW MANY YEW NEED?

Is the army at the spillway????

I might try to make it there, I haven't busted through to my roof yet, should I?

>>139310117
You don't know Katrina's back story?
wow

>>139309782
Twit it then post here we’ll all retweet

>>139310060
I was an army electrician. I'll shut shit down if I think I need to.

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SHEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

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>>139309976
is there oil refineries, though?

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>>139309888
>these fucking digits
there have been too many triplets for this this to be a mistake
houston is kill

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>>139308753


THE SON OF A BITCH MAYOR TOLD EVERYONE NOT TO EVACUATE!

HE KILLED THEM ALL!

I feel bad for texanons

Meanwhile im all /comfy/ in west virginia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-NtABRBaq0

SSHEEIITT WHITEY WE STOLE YO ICE DRAGON NOW #blm #harveylootcrew

>>139310225
yup
you're right

>>139310185
Make access to the roof immediately, the house is already fucked so another hole won't matter.

>>139310180
Watching this stream right now, didn't even notice the accent until yall pointed it out

>>139310108
is it really suppose to strengthen back to category 3

>>139310122
this is obviously grounds for impeachment

>>139310185
Roof wont be useful much, surge will knock you right off or collapse the house.

You need to get further away

>>139310206
F


best start growing gills anon

>>139309438

Old Sixth Ward

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>tfw no longer feeling comfy knowing I'm a dallasfag with no boat that can rescue other anons

>>139309342
Gud song tbqh

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>tfw only a small handful of deaths and we'll have to shell out trillions in tax dollars to pay to rebuild the houses of retards who didn't prepare for the storm

Oi cunts call FEMA if you are stuck RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>800
>621
>3362

>>139309782
Especially you mate

cant wait to see some niggers steal a boat from the rescuers

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>>139309965

>>139309936
Everyone here just calls it bolon de tere now senpai.

>>139310108
>quickly recharges over the Gulf and slams back into Houston as a category 3 hurricane
I doubt it would get that strong again and most models have it coming back ashore a bit east of Houston so a lot of the city will be through the worst of it by that point

>fema director says they will be in houston for years after this

>>139309786
Umm... water is 8.3 ppg

>>139310185
i really hope these are trollposts.

I hope Lord Trump grabs that nigger mayor and bitch slaps him on live TV

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>>139309438
Nottingham Country

Katy, TX

>>139310292
How do you prepare your tightly packed homes for a biblical flood? Jack them up 20 feet?

>>139310225
Bastard needs to be facing negligent homicide charges for everybody who dies in this shitshow.

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Help I am scared.

I voted Trump.

Where is my rescue?

Stuck in my car with feral blacks surrounding me four blocks from heb

Fuck wat do

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>>139310260
HOUSTON WAS A TERRORIST ACT COMMITTED BY THE WHITE SUPREMACIST IN CHIEF

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If an huge earthquake hits California tomorrow and the Yellow stone volcano goes off how fucked will America be on a scale of 10?

>asking for a jewish friend in israel

>>139310213
Yes. The whole 225 corridor is lined with miles of petrochemical refineries. On both sides of the Ship Channel too.

>>139310225
/pol/ did tell them to. /pol/ saves lives.

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>>139310206
Is Houston going to literally become Atlantis?

>>139310344
dude should seppuku himself

>>139310289
you can still go down and help

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>>139310249

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All my texasbros who are going to die..have an extremely rare Pepe for you to remember the board by right before you die.

Cheers

>>139310228
Enjoy your black lung and mercury water

>>139310275
The point of opening the dam is so they won't be a surge, although it might fail when the open it.

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STATUS ON SPRING CREEK? I'M ON HOLZWARTH

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I want to go wading out into the street, but I don't want to get soaked in flood water.
How do I /diy/ a wetsuit?

Why are these faggots on RSBN helping these niggers? It's pissing me off that they are stealing what rightfully belongs to Poseidon.

>>139310399
11/10. But we gonna have a great happening.

>>139310381
Summon the Charger of Peace

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be smart. escape the dam water

>>139309782
>TOP OF THE DAM
that should be fairly free of water shortly, quick thinking, good idea. PS write your ID on your arm and tell them to notify 4chan, we shall not forget you anon.

>>139310405
that doesn't sound good

>>139308989
probably some light rain and the flooding will clear out

>>139310322
I was using approximations. sorry.
t. physics nerd.

the real point is the fact that ~hundred trillion pounds of something fell on houston in like a day.

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>tfw dad decided to stay
>went to bed with no water
>woke up at knee level
>tried to put his arsenal of guns as high up as he could
>forced onto his roof
>two vehicles he planned on restoring fucking ruined
>his main vehicle trashed
>lost everything including his house
>forced to evac far away
>niggers will probably loot all his stuff that isn't trashed before he gets back

fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypq1FsSXdbE
thread theme

https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/southern-texas/weather-radar-interactive

the storm is about to connect with the water and grow, and there's already a band in the water which is going to feed into houston. combine this with the dams, houston is truly going to be fucked within a day.

>>139309782
Just take refuge in your basement or an interior room, that'll work. Trust me!

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>>139310399
I was hyped for oroville.
t. commiefornian cancer

>>139310427
THATS NOT EVEN RARE, FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>139310397
we joke about this but these will be legitimate headlines tomorrow

>>139309991
I mean blind release in a sense that there are no safety factors considered aside from saving the dam here.
Everyone under that thing should immediately call an evac or send some kind of a distress message.

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>>139310011
Dogs and cats too
I feel so bad about tall those pets that are left to die, because Niggas abandon everything

>>139309408
>>139309524
>>139309582
>>139309641
THIS IS WHY WE NEED A STICKY
>THIS IS WHY WE NEED A STICKY
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>THIS IS WHY WE NEED A STICKY
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>THIS IS WHY WE NEED A STICKY
THIS IS WHY WE NEED A STICKY
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THIS IS WHY WE NEED A STICKY
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>>139310367
Sandbags and pipe wrappers

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feeling pretty /comfy/ up in arkansas getting some rain off from harvey

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>>139309333

>>139310319
>mfw there is no director of fema at this time

>>139309966
¡Checked¡

>>139309991
It's basically the trolley problem but with a dam. Release and kill people or let it hold until it fails and kills even more people with the surge.

>>139310381
Offer them your whyte boipucci in an act of subservience.
If they accept it they will take you to safety as their new slave.

>>139310463
If it's below your waist, get garbage bags, maybe 2 or 3 layered, and put your legs through them like in a potato sack race

>>139310499
tell him to hide the guns and valuables if he can

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>>139310381

Write your name and SSN on your arm.....

Anon....I'm....I'm sorry.....

>>139310559
Right, just go down to the local sand bag store.

>>139310548
So many dead puppers

>>139309918
been nice knowing you, anon

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>>139310531
I know and it's infuriating.

>>139310499
Your dad is retarded and deserves it all.

>>139310344
He will once he realizes the mayor did this to see a higher human toll that could be blamed on him. It's a fucking setup along with this dam releases and bullshit curfew.

>>139310553
We don't need a sticky you autist calm down

>>139310122

>Donald Trump has signed an executive order which will revoke a law aiming at reducing buildings' exposure to flooding and sea-level rise, while speeding up approval for major infrastructure projects.

The law just hasn't had a chance to wreak havoc quite yet, but it will cost people their lives down the line.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-building-floods-sea-level-infrastructure-protect-law-us-president-a7896676.html

>>139310459
>Holzwarth
Why didn't you go north senpai
Use Google and social media. Try "Spring Happenings" on facebook or use twitter search

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i tried to warn you

>>139310399
it all that were to happen, the internet would keep working, right?

>>139310571
https://www.fema.gov/leadership
There is a director that Trump appointed, Lügenpresse is lying.

>>139310381
good luck anon

>I need a fucking 4chan pass

>>139310679
Archived it
https://archive.is/HcC1G

>>139310417
As much as I would like to help, I feel like going down now might get me stuck as well. This is just the beginning of the storm and who knows how much worse it's actually going to get. My will to help other people is still compelling me to go. What can I do to help anyways?

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Quick!

Can someone told me which company was contracted to build the Addicks and Barker Reservoir dams? Because if they were Texas A&M graduates I do not trust them and I will evacuate IMMEDIATELY

>>139310463
duct tape and trashbags. floridian severe weather tactical suit.

>>139310596
It is below my waist for now, but if both my legs are in the same garbage bag I won't be able to walk, and hopping doesn't work in water.

>>139309918
RIP, can i have your stuff when you die?

>>139310545
Well what they are releasing into IS the main floodwater channel, Still it not what they wanted to do.

Headed to bed ...good luck texasanons

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The staff just left them there...

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>>139310225
Stupid Fucking Nigger

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>>139309333
man o man

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>>139310499 checked
Oh fugg this is going to be a yuuuge natural disaster.

>>139310702
Do you have to do like ten captchas per post too?

>>139309372
bro make a run for it

>>139310717
Once the hurricane is over you can go down and volunteer at a local church to help.

>>139310737
then try one for each leg

>>139309203

>one of the largest ports in the world and 4th largest city in the US and also my birthplace

Neither are you.

>>139310102
You know nothing.
Keep shovelling maple syrup or whatever it is you "people" do

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>>139310381
WILL YOU FIGHT OR WILL YOU DIE LIKE A DOG

YOU WILL FIGHT

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>All of these Houston anons who are getting flooded out
>They'll probably be carted off to Dallas or Mexico or something
>In addition to NOT being flooded out, I will be one of the few Houstonians still around to witness Trump's speech on Tuesday

Synonyms for sunken:
Depressed
Inferior
Junior
Stunted
Squatty

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>>139310412

The long stretch in the top left is about 25 feet deep and maybe 1.5k to 2k feet long.

>>139310724
They were built in like the 1940's. They've quite literally never been opened either.

>>139310381
Tonight was your night to kill some niggers anon. You don't have a firearm??

>>139310724
US Army Corp of Engineers. Dunno who else was involved.

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I'm not ready for another 5 days of this rain.

>>139310601
guns are all in closet sized gun safes
tools and everything else aren't though

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tf these niggas in Texas freaking out about? Like nigga just swim

>>139310731
Is it possible to get a watertight seal with duct tape? I thought the adhesive didn't like water and would peel off if wet.

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>>139310765


GOD DAMN IT......IMAGINE....DEAD DUE TO A NIGGER....


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>139310724
a pile of widow makers stacked precariously with a flag on top being desperately shored up from imminent collapse.

wow. just soak it in gas and let it burn.

>>139310319
They probably have good gay bars there.

>>139310618
It's a little late to do that now.

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You're trying too hard.

https://twitter.com/shartinthemart/status/901934785991499776/photo/1

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>>139310577

>>139310765

We elect a fuckingg dyke and then this fuck

Next time its gonna be some mexican tranny

Anons are possibly dying and authorities are doing nothing.

>>139309606
Sounds like a badass RPG

>>139310463
Do you have any FlexSeal©?

>>139310839
No one was anon. No one was

>>139310761
>their parents

>>139310761
What the fuck

>>139310724

The dams are known to be at high risk of breaking and in need of repairs or replacement.

>>139310724
https://www.hcfcd.org/flooding-floodplains/addicks-and-barker-reservoirs/

This should answer your question

>>139310849
Duct tape is quite good with water, actually. You still don't want the adhesive side to get wet but the whole point is that the outside is waterproof.

>>139310931
I know that, but WHO built it?

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>>139310288

In Canyon Gate in Cinco Ranch. Moving stuff up to the second floor since we will more than likely need to be evacuated by boat after they open the Barker Reservoir.

>>139310399
Holy shit, i would run out of popcorn and vodka, but sure you would stream it until the end?

How the fuck is flooding real just take a bath nigga it's a pool party and everyone's invited haha

NEW BREAD
>NEW BREAD

NEW BREAD
>NEW BREAD

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>>139310932
>>139310932
NEW BREAD
>NEW BREAD

NEW BREAD
>NEW BREAD

>>139310477
This is insane that it's not even being considered.

>>139310870
>Not having enough OpSec to avoid the #HarveryLootCrew
Jesus, how sad.