/HFG/ Harvey Houston Flood General 500 year flood edition

God Bless Texas

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http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-08-27/houston-surreal-and-after-photo

>>139298865
>Someone else needs to take over OP duties.
Someone just did
boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/139298802
This thread is a split

Cypress is getting hit pretty hard here my house might flood :(

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>>139299018

>>139299052
I offered to make the next thread, someone said okay. Other OP didn't say a thing.

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>>139298865
OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD!

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ALL TEXANS REPORT IN. NO DALLASFAGS OR PANHANDLERS, THANK YA KINDLY

>COUNTY
>STATUS
>VIEW OUTSIDE (pic optional)
>GUNS
>GRUB

>>139298802
>>139298802
>>139298802

Merge here, ya? We can recycle this one once the other one caps

Sorry OP, other thread came first

Keep it in one thread, everyone move to
>>139298802
>>139298802
>>139298802

>>139297978
So it's just about 100l of water and canned goods, sounds simple enough.

>>139297978
Well I got the quick BOB and longterm SHTF covered, but I never planed for small fuckups so that's my problem desu.

>>139298204
Thanks buddy.
Gonna store more water, get a small gen when aldi has a sale and store some nuts and other easy to carry foods. On the guns side I'm ok, got a SIG 550, a P2022 and a K31 with 1k+ rounds each
I might go for a small inflatable boat, some solar collectors and powerbanks to power our phones and that should do the trick.

>>139299189
agreed, let's just let this one lie fallow until needed. If other OP had said something I wouldn't have made this one

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>>139299080

find the kingdom within you and your house will never be destroyed

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Continuing drownded katrina pics.

>>139299189
>>139299209

thats a shit thread... no mention of "flood" in OP. sucks for catalog searches

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Haven't been following events. Someone give me the gestalt on how fucked Houston is from 1-10. Have some family friends that live there. Are they kill?

>>139299262
She needs to add 'Water only getting higher pls Senor Trump!" if she wants to live.

just found a samsung galaxy unlocked while walking the dog
nigger mode or hand it in?

>>139299484
>they are releasing water from the dams tonight
>hurricane part 2 on thursday
>sprinkle a handful of inches of rain between now and then
15 on the fucked scale

you faggots near the addicks and barker reserviors need to leave.

>>139299180
1) SE Harris
2) High and dry, plenty of booze and food, generator ready
3) Lurking faggot that has never posted pics here
4) Plenty, but prefer shotguns
5) Chicken and rice for dinner, thawed the thick cut bacon I have been saving for breakfast.

>>139299484
Everything is flooded.

>>139299180
SE Harris
No flooding cause thats why we got this house.
Too lazy but dads 24ft sailboat parked out front
all of them
running out of tendies

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Van anon checking in. This is a lot of rain. I'm thinking of moving onto the shoulder of an overpass. I can't lose my van brudes.

>got called into work today
>had to go because understaffed but will get paid extra
>now the whole place is flooded
>Now stuck at Academy

Fucking help me bros, I don't want to die.

>>139300615
>>139298802

>>139300615

calm down, davy

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>>139300615
>captcha: delicias rains
maxkek

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>tfw other anons posting are literally dying or may die within the next few days
It's been an honor men. Wish I could do something to help.

F

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Stay safe all you anons affected by this rain.

Can't wait for this thing to go back up to Category 4 and slam into Houston again.

>>139301521
No one here is going to die unless it's a trans-fat related illness.

>>139299180
Dallas here

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;___;

MODS MAKE A STICKY

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>>139299080
Same desu

Katybros report in

Currently drinking till I pass out, gonna die soon

>>139301108
Was the money worth it in the end anon?

>>139301624
Stickies suck. Neck yourself.

>>139300615
>Van anon checking in.
Why aren't you rescuing lolis?

Any anons near Pasadena? I'm stuck at academy please help.

>>139301624
I'm not making another thread after this, someone please do it. Let's get someone drafted so the thread doesn't split again.

>>139301624
Fuck stickies

>>139301616
noo scared pup :(

>>139301108
I'm cuming, anon.

>>139301521

Send us a post if you die so that I can mourn for your loss.

>>139299180
Kingwood (Harris)
Comfy
Minor street flooding
Plenty
Plenty of food/water

7 beers left

>>139301108
Get on the damn roof

>>139299252
>dead nigger storage

>>139301696
I have a fresh bread ready. Will watch for bump limit

>>139299721
>hurricane part 2 on thursday

Supposedly when it comes back ashore it's supposed to be a bit east of the city

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https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/901999263151947777
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/901999263151947777
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/901999263151947777

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Addicks anons, start requesting an evac now if you can't get out any other way.
You have few hours and dam release will start flooding the shit out of your area.

>>139301654
at least get drunk on your roof

that actually sounds worse now that i think about it

at least get drunk on your second floor if you have one

>>139301536

Anon hold me. You can sleep in my van. I'm thinking of parking on the overpass on the shoulder of I10. It's my only hope. Addicks is like two blocks away.

>>139298865
MODS WE NEED A STICKY FOR THE SAFETY OF OTHER ANONS
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>>139301773
You are the man
>NO ONE ELSE BAKE BUT THIS GUY

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In case you didn't read it last thread

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can the absolute madman do what SHF5 suggests and go 60 mph in the gulf that quick

anyone from the beaumont area? are we getting fucked real hard over night with the rain? are we going to flood like houston??

Is this the right thread?

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Having Mexico as a gommunist enemy is worse than this disaster. Avoid future disasters. Want to help in a real cause? Let's BTFO Andrés Manuel López Obrador in the next Mexican elections!
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>>139301645
Edited for brightness. I can't tell where the street ends and my yard begins and where my yard ends and the driveway begins.

>>139301838
I still believe it

>>139299252
more tho

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>>139301755
I can't

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>>139301857
yes

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>>139301838

>>139301905
F anon
Try to link up with the Coast Guard

>>139301855
yes if it gets out in warm gulf costs, but 50 is more likely.

The water release will not equal the flow into the lakes.... they WILL OVERTOP !!!!!!! IMMINENT FAILURE.

>>139301838
>>139301838
>>139301838
>>139301838

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>>139298865
“Houston Will Be Destroyed, Desolate, and Uninhabitable”

https://z3news.com/w/houston-destroyed-massive-flood/

This post was originally published August 29, 2016. It is being republished now due to hurricane warnings for Houston TX.

Speaking at the 2015 Lancaster Prophetic Conference, Sadhu Sundar Selvaraj shares a story of how an angel of the Lord spoke to him about the city of Houston Texas. He shares this starting at the 33-minute mark in the video shown below.

>“When we landed at Houston airport, we came out of the plane and we walked on the bridge. As soon as I stepped foot on Houston Airport, I heard the voice. I think this angel followed me. He said, “This city will be destroyed by a massive flood.”

He then explained the reasons why he believes this flood is coming to Houston.

>“When I got into the hotel room, I googled it. There were records of history of massive flooding in Houston. It did not make me very pleasant. I don’t know why this time this thing really bothered me very much. It has never bothered me in the past. I just didn’t know why it bothered me so much until two days later when I saw in the news the nation the highest legislation in the country has passed the same sex marriage law. Then I understood why.

>You see, your judges are not just Supreme Court judges, but are judges of the land. What they pronounce, they have put a curse on their own country by opening a floodgate.”

He continued telling how President Obama announced his support for the Supreme Court ruling on same sex marriage by decorating the White House with rainbow colored lighting. The rainbow is the symbol used by LGBT organizations.

>>139301108
why aren't you prepared anon?
you got fucked because you gave higher priority to your boss than your own life and current emergency situation.

do what you need to to survive and find safe harbor. laws are more or less guidelines. you're in pirate code now.

GO, AND DO THE THINGS TO SURVIVE!

>>139301616
That softens the heart

>>139298865

Hurricane Center is warning of potential restrengthening to Tropical Storm in the next 48 hours.

Rainfall Totals for Houston are updated. European Model calling 50+ Inches by Thursday. American Model is calling for 35+ Inches.

Shit either way.

Too bad the Mayor urged people not to get out.

Expect US Military mobilization in the next 48 hours.

>>139301748
Kingwood anon here too. Lots of beer, looking good for me to avoid flooding. Electricity is fine. Looks like everyone boxed in by 59, kingwood dr, northpark, and west lake houston is out of power since early today though.

>>139301855
It'd be the best prank of 2017 if pulled off.

How could the city have handled this better? It really didnt seem like itd be this bad just a few days ago.

>>139299484

7/10

Hurricane is expected to come back and take another dump on Houston, but maybe it won't. The good news is that tomorrow morning will give people more chances to escape or be saved so that by the time the hurricane comes back around and really fucks things up, there will be far less casualties.

>these spics bathing in shit water
disgusting desu

>>139299696
pawn it next week
>i cant go lower than 250
>200? alright deal.

So comfy down in Galveston. Literally nothing happening here. I told everyone that evacuating to Houston was a fucking moronic idea and I still know tons of people who did it. They regret it now...

yoyoyoyo wait what the fuck is with the release of the damn at 2am?
I need to find the dam on maps so we can see what the possible damages are

Dubbs says I leave now.

Trips says I livestream a swim down the freeway.

All others say I wait til water seeps under front door & then leave.

>>139302018
>How could the city have handled this better?

Depopulation.

>>139301956
As an /oroville-general/ certified dam expert, I can confirm this is the case.

>>139299696
Nigger

>>139301905
get to high ground or a second level

>>139301989
good deal anon, Greentree here

I am going out for beer tomorrow... I hope im not too late.

I have watched every single Godzilla movie in existence with my kids.. The cabin fever is real

>>139299081
neat

>>139301108
are you the academy near that ihop by northloop

>>139301108
Its hard for me to feel sorry for you
Im in htown too, you should have known itd be this bad TODAY

The ride never ends, bros.

>>139302018
>>139302018
5 days ago they where warning that it could be bad. 72 hours they knew it would be bad. They needed to at least evac out the 100 year flood zones

>>139301838
I believe that.
From what I gathered during Oroville, many dams in the US are in a terrible shape.
No one wants to put money into fixing them, because they're functioning ok in normal conditions.
But during an emergency the risk of a failure becomes a reality.

>>139298865
>>139302018

Honestly everybody is giving the mayor shit for not evacuating but Houston is fucking massive in size and population. Imagine hundreds of thousands of cars lined up on the highways just to get flooded and drowned.

>>139301108
You're at fucking Academy Sports and Outdoors, if there is one store to be trapped at during a flood, that and a balloon factory are top tier. More likely to get stabbed by Jamal for protecting the sneaker section anyway.

>>139302018
Anticipate worst case instead of best case scenario. They played this off thinking it wouldn't be bad, and it's worse than they could have ever predicted.

>>139302079

Saw you in the other thread, you should find somewhere to go if its safe to do so.

>>139302079

Evacuate if you can. 25 MPH the entire way. If you see water, TURN AROUND.

Should have done this in daylight. If you are in the flood zone, its already too late. Texas DOT reports all Interstates and State highways in and out of the Houston area are now impassable.

ANONS

I AM IN KATY

GIVE ME A RUNDOWN ON THE ADDICKS RESERVOIR

WILL IT AFFECT ME?

>>139302109
THIS IS THE HIGHEST WE CAN GO

YOU SEE ACROSS ? THAT'S THE HIGHWAY

THERE ARE CARS SUBMERGED

IWE CANT SWIM FOR THAT LONG

>>139302206
they could have at least done coordinated evacs for the lowest elevation areas

>>139301680
Sorry anon, but i'm stuck as well. I wish I could do more to help and I wish you the best

>>139302242
F

>>139302155
Your ID is glorious

>>139302079
If you legit are fearing that you'll be flooded out, you need to try and find somewhere high. Try to find a parking garage or other building you can get on top of.

>>139302126
I'm right there with you, was looking forward to Monday so much. Now I guess school starts on the 5th.... We are going to do Star Wars tomorrow I think. All of them.

>>139301989
Kingwood here
Out of guiness
Gonna make a run to speedy stop on woodland hills tomorrow.
Thank god I packed my one hitter a few days ago for an emergency situation

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time to break out the paracord bracelets

>>139302206
The evacuation from around 2006? was a shit show. It took forever and people died on the highway anyway. Houston is just a mess for evacuations.

>>139302242

Army Corps of Engineer are about to blow the Dam Anon.

Not even lying about this either. Press F.

>>139302018
BY IMPEACHING DRUMPF AND NEVER PULLING OUT OF THE PARIS ACCORD

>>139302018
Look up Hurricane Rita

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MAKE THE WATER GO AWAY DRUMPF

So Trump didn't force the evacuation of Houston, wow.

>>139302079
It will break. Get help.
>>139302183
They are. This will break.

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>>139302079
get comfy nigger

>>139302242
We dead boyo. I'm taking my van to higher ground on the freeway. I hope the cops leave me alone because I'm drinking.

>>139302242
you should gtfo of there man

>>139302206
they could of at least evac the 100 year floodplain, which would have at least solved some of the rescue efforts.

if post ends in double digits, /ourstorm/ goes to CAT 1 while in the Gulf for a perfect sign-off.

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Raining 4.85 INCHES/HOUR currently in Downtown Houston

>>139302018

Put the motherfucking National Guard on the highways and interstates to regulate the flow of evacuees in shifts, it is not that hard. Evacuate neighborhoods from the outside to the inside.

Holy shit.

>>139302206
The lowest levels at least
Then they would have had less to worry about now

>>139302303
lol, thats fucking weird.

That is our plan as well. Are you watching prequels first?

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>>139299180
>>COUNTY
Dallas. Get fucked
>>STATUS
Coming home from working at a evacuee center
>>VIEW OUTSIDE (pic optional)
Clear yet humid
>>GUNS
S&W 5906
>>GRUB
Homemade chili someone donated. We couldn't accept it so they gave it to me.

>>139302206
Sometimes Mother Nature just wins

It's just coming and coming!

>http://i.imgur.com/d4Tnpb8.jpg

>>139302242
bug out anon. get inland go camping or some shit. buy a case of beer, its going to be a rough week.

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HOW MUCH RAIN CAN ONE STORM HAVE REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>139302206
He still fucked up hardcore. They played this off like it would be nothing. Maybe not evacuate, even though they had some time, but get the fuck to higher ground at the very least.

>>139298865
Fuck guys, another tornado warning in my area
Hold me

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>>139302287
>>139302347
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>>139302382

>>139302306
I'll probably see you there. I'm down to my last case of crappy beer. Speedy Stop is God-tier.

>>139302369

It would get people killed. Houston highways are a shit show. Theres no evacuating, people would be stuck in their cars for days and ultimately drown in their cars.

>>139302412
THAT NIGGA 12 FEET TALL

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>>139302242
get the fuck out of there, anon

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PLEASE SAVE US DRY AIR

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Crashed the fuck out of my Ferarri, what do?

>>139301958
Spics and fags btfo

>>139302384
Anon the 500 year floodplains flooded during the Tax Day floods and Memorial day floods. We are used to this shit.

>>139302333

If people were not fucking stupid, it would be possible to do staged evacuations based on Zip Codes and designated routes for said Zip Codes.

>>139299080
Same also

>>139302091
I miss those threads. These are a nice reminder.

>>139302219
>>139302229
About 3 hours ago, I tried a drive on Westheimer to my brothers place and ran into water, turned back.

I'm right on the border of the flood zone. I'm thinking if I flood and can find a neighbor with a 2nd floor and I'll be fine.

>>139302242
Get yourself and your family and get the fuck out. They're pulling this shit.

>>139302218
Pisses me off how much they fucked all of us over

>>139302350
Oh I was here for that. Lot of hype for nothing.

Spring Branch here. My particular neighborhood is doing well but the rest of the area is flooded from what I've been hearing. Tornado warning though, which could spell trouble.

>>139302242
They are opening the reservoirs and literally flooding the entire area. Not even joking, trying to get a hold of my family back home right now and find out what is going to happen and where they are going to go. https://www.dropbox.com/s/jcit2ffypffghw8/barkerresgroundelevation0817.pdf?dl=0

this isnt even bad, its just some water

i regret evacuating to dallas before the storm. completely unnecessary

i bet midtown is barely touched

>>139302428
This is getting really bad

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>>139302510
WHERE IS THE PROOF

>>139302079

Put your phone and a charger in a plastic bag. Take water and canned food with you. Take a hammer and a knife too, never know what you might need them for. Aim for higher ground. Anything that you can use as a flotation device?

>>139301108
harvest the guns and ammo and load the fuck out. you're in for a wild ride.

>>139302478
I think I recognize that intersection. Friendswood?

>>139302457
>Speedy Stop is God-tier.
Truly. Less than a couple minutes from me too

>>139302412
are you in that gym? wow fuck that. i couldnt sleep there. what if a spic farts or a niggers goes through your backpack at night
>>139302448
i got 2 within 20 minutes
i got over 10 last night

>>139302242
Buffalo Bayou. will get much higher

>>139302556

Spot on bud

>>139302380
I can 100% guarantee the cops dont GAF about drunk driving right now, just getting you and everyone else to safety.

I'm several dry martinis in myself.

>>139301748
KW too and it is dumping water like God turned on a faucet in the sky.

>>139302535
I'm amazed retards like you are STILL in denial. How much does it fucking take?

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>>139302468
Oh fuck. I didn't even notice him. Where the hell was he? I didn't see him the whole time I was there.

>>139302564
Hello Neighbor! Right up the road from me.

>>139302255
F

>>139302206
You don't have to evacuate everyone but you could do it for the known flooding areas. Its still his fault for not thinking clearly about the situation

>>139302392
jesus

>>139302306
>>139301989
>>139302126
Any news about Forest Cove?

>>139302507

My family is in alief, theyre okay there. I recommend that area, everything north of westpark looks fucked

>>139302478

Put air mattresses under neath and attach paddles to the wheels. It will now be a boat

Houstonfag here.

Our mayor is a first-class nigger, Katrina style. I didn't leave, relying on local advice, in spite of the (white) governor's recommendation to evacuate. I regret it. I'll be fine, but many will die, and I hope this nigger does too. I'm done with minority rule. Fuck this place.

>>139302511
They'll still try to pin this on Trump too

>>139302242
Fucking f
Good luck fag

stupid fucking local meteorologists are still downplaying the hurricane. saying there's no way it restrengthens and everything going to be fine.

dumb fags are going to get people killed.

>>139302535
cool ID
alzminst sounds like a word

>>139302255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC4n9foaQSs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC4n9foaQSs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC4n9foaQSs

ACT LIKE A WHITE MAN NOT CIA NIGGER CATTLE

>>139302627

just the shit areas are flooded. midtown and downtown are fine. some of the roads in montrose and river oak. basically if you live on westheimer in montrose, midtown and w. gray you're fine

>>139302700
I can only imagine it is RIP
It flooded during the memorial day floods, this is wayy worse

>>139302700
my wife has a friend out there, she said it is flooded pretty bad..

Sorry, i dont have many details. This is just female/facebook reporting, so it could be wrong.

Sorry

What do people in non-US countries think about all this happening?

>>139302546
They literally said they're flooding parts of the city to try and prevent the dam from collapsing.

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>>139302700
Hamblen was totally under water at 55', I'd imagine that nice guy from Jack's Grocery is fucked again. The people that almost flooded at 61.9' are screwed because this is the new forecast. I'd say anything south of Sycamore is screwed.

>>139302554
Phone is GS7 "water resistant" and I have a mophie charge case. Got some cans of food in my backpack. Might actually drive over to a parking garage at the end of my street and bring my tent. Got a small foldable shovel, Ka-bar knife, and shooties. Not flotation device but the garage is pretty high.

WHERE IS THE PROOF THAT ADDICKS IS KILL???

WHERE IS THE PROOF

I HAVE MY FAMILY AND 82 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER WITH ME

>>139302507

Most likely. Just insure that there is easy access to the roof that does not involve breaking through said roof.

If you are forced to the roof, you need to contact the Coast Guard, National Guard, or Local Police. They are swamped. If you have flares in your truck, get them, keep them on your body. If you need a helicopter evac in the dead of night, be ready to set those fuckers off.

Flashlights on the roof work too. Anything to signal the chopper as they get close and you can hear it.

That's last resort. Godspeed. Keep your phone with power and if you need evac, contact someoneone outside the shit show who is capable of relaying information to the Guard.

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ADDICKS RESERVOIR AT 43% CAPACITY
BARKER RESERVOIR CURRENTLY AT 51% OF LEVEL WHICH FLOODING WOULD OCCUR (103 FT)

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>>139302448
>FLOOD WARNING Seek shelter in the highest area of your house.
5 minutes later
>TORNADO WARNING Seek shelter in the basement of your house.

>>139302523
i live by clay road and gessner. 15 minutes from northbrook high school. my area is not flooded but i fear it might be tomorrow night. rosenberg is 30 minutes from me and that place has been destroyed. i am next then you

>>139301799

Do you live in your van and why didn't you leave earlier? Also are you vanbro from /CPD/?

>>139302797
that we should be fat enough to just float

>>139299484
They're most likely dead. They're expecting ~ 340 Million deaths.

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>>139302578
>are you in that gym?
Nah. I was busy keeping the hallway and cafeteria clean so I was rarely in gym. The few times I was there it was surprisingly quiet and civil compared to the rest of the place.

>>139302778
The storm is just getting started and they are about to release the floodgates. You have seen nothing.

Jeff is live!

>>139302839
last I heard it was at 6.8%

>>139302255
GRAB SOME FUCKING FOOD AND GET ON THE ROOF, THERE MUST BE A WAY

>>139302797
Fuck Houston. Hope it severely cripples the city.

ALERT JEFF IS LIVE!
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1OwGWoANyWnGQ
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1OwGWoANyWnGQ
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1OwGWoANyWnGQ
ALERT JEFF IS LIVE!

>>139302837
Google it and chill the fuck out. Its too late to get out, just get to high ground.

>>139302496
That would require Texans be more intelligent than Louisianans. Anyone with a brain would have bolted on their own. You don't need orders to go play for a weekend somewhere, so you don't need evac orders either.

>>139302844
>Seek shelter in the basement of your house.
>basement
IN FUCKING TEXAS

>>139302837
They announced that they will control release it at 2 AM. Its still going to break though.

>>139299080
same holding at family's house. telge is getting bad.

>>139299180
Friendswood here. All the neighborhoods around me are flooded. Clear Creek is creeping closer now, but still a long way before it gets in houses over here. Keeping my fingers cross.

Friendswood anons where y'all at?

>>139302722
fuck, how many thousands of bros do you think got screwed in houston this week?

good luck anon. take action and get prepared to survive a week of hard times.

>>139302206
>order evacuation
>white people get out
>only niggers drown
>nigger mayor replaced by white man at next election

>tell everyone to go to sleep
>white people drown
>nigger mayor keeps his nigger ass in the mayor's office

The mayor of Houston did not evacuate the city because he wanted to murder whites and get away with it.

He probably will too.

>>139302797
If you don't frequent /pol/ you probably don't even know it's happening

>>139299180
>FB County
>Comfy as hell for now (no flood, powers on)
>View: Dark and rainy nigga wtf
>Loaded
>Larders full

>>139302917
Very funny mohammed

>>139302837
They're getting ready to release water from it, they're playing it off as no big deal and you can evacuate in morning but it looks bad. You might be fucked, m8. Get to higher level, stock up, prepare for the worst. Godspeed brother

>>139302808
It's a big reservoir. If that thing blows then we are ALL fucked on the west side. Gotta make a sacrifice.

>>139302837
See>>139301838

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JEFF IS LIVE

TORNADO ON THE GROUND IN DOWNTOWN HOUSTON

>>139302722
Trump will get all the blame and our nigger mayor will go down as a hero. The media will see to that.

>>139302931
I started to dig but it just let water seep in. Am I screwed?

>>139302722

Never trust a nigger, and never trust a Democrat. They're incompetent morons.

>>139302837
Addicks will start doing a controlled release at 2am. they had a big press conference

>>139302478
RIP

>>139302982
POST BROOFS.

>>139302833
>Phone is GS7 "water resistant" and I have a mophie charge case.

That means use a bag anyway, and carry a spare.

>>139302837
They literally did a press conference where they said they were gonna release it, raise it 2-3 feet, and that the water will be there a minimum of 2 months.
Thing about dams though: it takes much more strength to close it then open it.

>>139302931
What? The Alamo has a basement.

JEFF IS LIVE, I REPEAT JEFF IS LIVE!

>https://www.pscp.tv/w/1OwGWoANyWnGQ
>https://www.pscp.tv/w/1OwGWoANyWnGQ
>https://www.pscp.tv/w/1OwGWoANyWnGQ

>>139302999
Just have to get under the water table
Keep digging youll hit an air pocket

>>139302977
No they arent playing it off as no big deal.
They said the homes effected will be flooded for two whole fucking months you triple nigger.

>>139302855
Yeah I used to hang out on /cpd/

I didn't leave because my wife took my son and I don't know where they are. I would have felt shitty leaving. I want to be here if they get in trouble.

>>139303039

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1OwGWoANyWnGQ
>https://www.pscp.tv/w/1OwGWoANyWnGQ
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1OwGWoANyWnGQ
>https://www.pscp.tv/w/1OwGWoANyWnGQ

>>139302839
>103ft, 104ft flooding
What height are the reservoirs currently at, and what are they projected to reach by sunrise if you happen to know?

I am JUST past the blue in your photo

>>139303068
The Alamo isn't in Houston

>>139302982
Bullshit
Proof

>>139302255

Contact the Coast Guard. Universal distress signal is a continually flickering strobe of a flashlight. 1 strobe per second for 60 seconds.

Basically just on and off the fucker continually if you hear a boat or chopper.

>>139302900
Youtube link? Peri is always vertical

>>139303039
>>139302982
see >>139303080

>get fucked by katrina
>move to houston
>get fucked by harvey
where will they move to next

>>139303010
i can't figure out why they're going to release addicks first, if it only fills up barker. barker has more water in it, they need to open up both honestly.
stay safe anons

>>139303048
not if you build a sliding door correctly. You're thinking of a barn door

>>139302797
I like happenings
Jeff stream was epic

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>tfw live next to a creek

>>139302839
F. Looks like Oroville's spirit lives on.

>>139301521
This shit won't get me. Some pavement ape or a chalupa probably will but I refuse to be bitch boyed by water

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>>139302844
Beg forgiveness from any higher power that may be listening.

>>139303111
Leave now

>>139299180
>COUNTY
Travis
>STATUS
slightly wet
>VIEW OUTSIDE (pic optional)
trees swaying
>GUNS
a fuckton
>GRUB
MRE just because I can

>>139303081
Lol, nice. I feel like I've been talking to you all night Kingwoodbro.

>>139303118

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1OwGWoANyWnGQ

"I'm real high and i'm not driving anywhere right now." -jeff piotrowski

>>139303154
i believe the issue with these dams as that the act of closing the gates will likely cayse structural damage

>>139303068
San antonio is a bit more inland.
Most places in texas dont have em because you either hit clay or water before you get deep enough

>>139303152
Oklahoma City, with their basketball team.

>>139302255
F

>>139303086
I'm talking about the evac part
I'd get the fuck out of there asap

>>139302722
Mayor Turner knew exactly wjat he was doing. He knew his own were going to drown. He wanted you and your loved ones to die with them.

Turner has white blood on his hands. Vote accordingly.

>>139299180
Bastrop county. More water on the ground than i have ever seen in my life. It's still raining hard and windy. I have never seen weather like this here. It's fucking alot of shit up. Water over almost every roadway. Most routes are closed due to high water. Shit is crazy. Feels like a manipulated storm to me....

>>139303152
Seattle

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JEFF IS BACK

>>139303111
The release at 2 am will put an addition 2ft-3ft of water for two months. Thats IF everything goes according to plan.

>>139302948
Not in friendswood but I'm right across the interstate

>>139303209
Its taking 10 years to connect

>>139303209
I can't see shit
How bad is it?

>>139302255
start to call emergency services and strobe in 1 second intervals with a torch (flashlight), if you have a flare, fire them.

>>139303251
Yeah that is extremely fucking dangerous.

>>139303198
Just wish our city got more attention without a fucking hurricane

Watching the news with the flood control guy
>when can people evacuate?
>right now lol

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Here's a pic from Katy. Worst it's been yet.

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>>139303159
hope you got a boat

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>>139303316
when in doubt, refresh

>>139302206
I know I make all my decisions about my life based upon what the winner of a glorified popularity contest has to say.

>>139303281
Love that Jeff scope. What kinda shit will he get into tonight? lol

>>139303282
They're not closing it. Open it now so it's gradual instead of letting it burst, but they won't be able to shut it down.

>>139303341
Which channel? I've been listening to 740 all night while reading these threads. Wife has KPRC on.

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Any chance we can conjure up a freak of nature and get an earthquake to hit Houston?

Hurricane, tornadoes and an earthquake. Just imagine it.

TO ANYONE IN GREEN TRAILS

GET OUT NOW

https://media.click2houston.com/document_dev/2017/08/27/barkerresgroundelevation0817_1503885604995_10381627_ver1.0.pdf

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>>139303316
Hurry up

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>>139298865
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>>139300615
that could be dangerous, have you been driving around aat all? and know how bad the local roads are? Any public parking garages like near a train station you could park high up?

This thread is depressing. Stay safe lads

>>139303347
Shit

THEY'RE PULLING IT IN 10 MINUTES GTFO NOW!!!!!!!!!!

>>139303153
They are, both are being released

>>139301666
>Was the money worth it in the end anon?

What did Satan mean by this?!

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how is austin? is austin going to die? if the uhrricane rebuilds and come back, austin may get the rain next

>>139303462
This is real /pol/ hours now

>>139303435
The local Geology makes that impossible.

>>139303391

He's on an overpass in houston watching the rain add to the flooding on the street underneath

>>139303159
godspeed anon

>WE WANTED PEOPLE TO GET THIS INFO BEFORE THEY WENT TO BED
>10PM ALREADY
This guy keeps fucking up.

>>139303452
What in the flipping fuck is the thumbnail for that gif

>>139303452

Mooooooooooooooot

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Guys, anything about Spring Creek yet? I'm on Holzwarth.

>>139303462
Yeah, I'm probably going to watch GOT after this one is bumped out.

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>>139298865
>not realizing that "muh Harvey" is a giant giant Psyop to dramatize and inflate the damage done in order to blame trump for "not doing enough".
>not realizing this same shit happened with doubleya back in Katrina days.

>>139303457
They've been rescued

So, the Addicks Reservoir is going to break.

>Built in 60s
>Army Corp of Engineers did risk assessment in 2014 and maintenance is scheduled to be completed in 2019...

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15 TO 20 MINUTES

>>139303282
Yeah but your photo says at 104 feet I'm still actually OK (barely).

Last I saw it was still below 100 ft. Any idea the current and forecast?

Not like I can go very far anyway. I've put my tent by the door and my plan is 1. neighbors with 2 floors, 2. parking garage i could walk/wade to.

>>139303414
Abc 13
Literally just ended

>>139303446
What, why? Isn't the water supposed to flow towards Houston?

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>>139302242
Here's a map with the worst outcome.
Both dams on each side of the I-10 could blow.
Sending more Flood water down into down Houston, they hope to prevent this from happening by flooding the surrounding areas.
You're Collateral Damage my friend

>>139303523
Moot fucking up again

>>139303546
what's going on?

>>139301680
>I'm stuck at academy please help.

I'd got directly for the waders and personal flotation devices. Would be kayaking right the fuck out of that place.

>>139303493
Its fine here. Some power outage and uprooted trees, nothing bad.

>>139302255

What's your location Anon? We like to joke but lets assume you are not joking. Lots of us are lurking here comfy and dry and are willing to believe you are in trouble and probably have more available power and communications then you do.

>>139303391
>>139303324
chilling on a major highway overpass it looks like and monitoring the flood situation and tracking tornado warnings
not nearly as exciting as blue shed in 130mph desu but he's still pretty hyped up

>>139303540
If anything like this did happen, the happening would really take off.

>>139303506
Sort of, that really doesn't happen until very late in the night. What we need is to get /new/ back instead of bullshit like /bant/

>>139303546

North Korea is going to launch a terrorist attack on the Texas dam

>>139303493
heard barton creek was flooding near 360 but watersheds north of the river were looking fine

>>139303586
Kayaks are all sold out.

>>139303583
the floodgates will open

>>139303567
I am literally at the EDGE of where you wrote F'ed

Am I still F'ed?

>>139303583
The dam is going to open, evacuation is optional lel

>>139303506
Check yo space key Real Roberts!

NEW BREAD
>NEW BREAD

NEW BREAD
>NEW BREAD

>>139303611
>>139303611
>>139303611
>>139303611

NEW BREAD
>NEW BREAD

NEW BREAD
>NEW BREAD

>>139303538
>commented on someone's facebook that this looks fake
>find out it was on the front page of foxnews
cue Curb Your Enthusiasm music

>>139303583
RELEASING DAM EARLY