/pol/ humour

>>139281848
Duck me this still gets me

>>139281511
top kek

>>139281474
Kek

Isn't it kind of sad that /pol/ humor threads are 10x better than the ylyl threads on /b/?

>>139279913
Why is nothing in this thread funny? Why can't rightists do humor? Is it because they're so fucking mad and whiny all the time?

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>>139279913

>>139281708
What's this from

>>139284038
Why is this faggot on /pol/? Why doesn't God love leftists? Is it because they're nigger-loving, cum-guzzling faggots?

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>>139284193
Hahahhah hahahaha hahahahahaha
You tried to make a joke. Congrats to you for trying, anon

>>139283951
>implying GET's aren't rigged by faggot mods.

>>139283742
Trump/10

>>139284038
>Why can't rightists do humor?

I swear to god. The left is a self-fulfilling prophecy when it comes to meme-stealing.

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>>139284480
What did he mean by this?

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we miss you tay

>>139284410
>>139284072

this stupid nigger is a good example of why affirmative action is bad

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>>139284480
>>139284410
>>139284072
I really fucking hate this guy. He's the epitome of smug twat who thinks he's smarter than he really is.
No wonder reddit loves him.

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>>139284855
i have many many more

>>139284187
vice documentary on far-right in sweden

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>>139284480
This really is the best nogs can do isn't it folks?

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slay yass

>>139285144
This is meant to be a humour thread, not a rage thread.

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>>139284991
God I fucking hate stooges who act like they love science. I have met too many libshits who go "I fucking love science lmao Rick and Morty looooooooool."

>>139285111
Salty black nerd still upset about being made fun of in HS by black football team

>ding dong ditch

It's called nigger knocking, duh.

>>139285333
People should tell them that the next time they say they love science so much, they should really thank a Nazi

#paperclip

>>139284480
en par with if mirrors are real

>>139279913
Some of these actually are, if not funny, at least witty. The rest are half-witty.

>>139285978
are you a leftyfag that came here in an attempt to raid but got converted?

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>>139284848
come home tay

>>139281848
the jews in the oven will never fail to wreck me

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>>139285048
true, fucking pochos

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>>139286722

>>139286469
They murdered her. She was a conscious being.

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>>139279913

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>>139286782
fucking kek
i need some oat posts boys

>>139286169
Nope. Been on 4chan since 2007. Also, by breeding, I'm Irish Catholic. Strongly dislike the retarded "jooooos are the devil" ultra-maroon stupidity as much as I hate the fucking humorless left.

Also, After having stayed in the Trump International Hotel in DC last month, I'm now convinced that Trump is an incarnation of God

There will be no scarcity of food, resources, or labor once we implement true Communism

>>139284038
Leftist humour is actually disgusting.
It's all "relateable" "humour", where what happens is the leftist comedian says something, there is no joke present, but the leftist laughs because he gets the reference, or he understands the situation. He doesn't laugh because any joke was told, but because he feels happy that he's part of the "special club" of people who relate to the story, and that somebody else is like him, which validates him immensely. They even make humour about smug self obsession. Laughing because the comedian is like them and nothing else.

>>139282424
I love humor about Canadian natives

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>>139284848
>>139286923
never forget

>>139284991
Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a perfect example of what happens to nerds when their ego is stroked for too long.

>>139286960
reddit af
you can tell /pol/ had already fallen here

>>139287321
I have an idea!

Lets preserve the white race so all of this can repeat itself over and over and over again!
Wow, brilliant, i thought of that! Me! I did!!!!

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>>139286722
Pretty good.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ5wptjuf90

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This one never gets old

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>>139279913

>>139287481

I heard their fat bellies has something to do with acid buildup, because their bodies are eating all the muscle mass which produces an engorged liver.

>>139287858
Something like that

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwashiorkor

>>139287884

steven seagal is the best

>>139287858
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwashiorkor

>>139285144
>>>/g/

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>>139282807
>If I were not Alexander then I wish to be Diogenes.

Deep down, every great man just wants to shitpost some dank memes.

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>>139284038
This one always gets me

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>>139288625

>>139285111
POST ALL OF THEM

>>139287176
jesus my man shut the fuck up. you srsly need another blacking rn?

>>139288489
>Proboscis Monkeys --> Arabs --> Women
Top kek

>>139285144
I dont jit it

>>139288657

lmfao

this can't be real

does he play the didgereedoo with his asshole?`

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>>139279913

>>139289194
There used to be a French stage performer who could play instruments with his ass

>>139289333
Whats his characters name? He's got to atleast have a maxed character by now if he plays that much.

>>139289333
>Runescape
>'07 release

wut

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>>139286193
What in the living fuck?

>>139288657
>I'm gonna didgeridoo you in the ass
hahaha

>>139287620

I know this guy got charged but was he convicted?

>>139289629
That's no worse than what it says on government travel advisory sites

>>139289515
His series is basically just shilling for msm and asking for discussion but whenever someone states hate facts he either ignores it or calls them racist desu.

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>>139279913

>>139287806
what a shit pic. the reaction images do not improve it. just post the before and after

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>>139288393

>>139289206
hahaha

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>>139289713

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>>139281848
still waiting on those wizard powers

>>139289629
Reality is racist.

>>139284775
too soon

>>139287994
jesus christ that was a grand ride

>>139282196
Underrated

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>>139287435

>>139282561
Have any more like this?

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>>139290357

>>139289441
Maybe he means rs classic.

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>>139290466
nah mang time to pump some oc

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>>139291057

lol I forget that real nazis actually come to this board

>>139283319
>(
lol

>>139286454
Pretty good if you read it in their voices

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>>139291188
nah man were just under like 12 layers of irony

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>>139291344

>>139287321
have the link to the atual thread? this is on par with the recent one of a women who let a gay friend (male) have anal sex with her and she got the HIV

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"I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me —and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
– The Donald

>>139283844
think makes really me

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>>139287321
>my wife has broken up with him

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>>139292331

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>>139292400

lol these Sesame Street ones are pretty good

especially when you consider how KEKED that show is today

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>>139288579
>Fixed.

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>>139292756

she's such a sweetie

wouldhatefuck/10

>>139285144
explain this to a retard who is code illiterate

>>139287321
How does a man do this without snapping and murdering somebody?

I could never do anything like this. My biology prevents it, just the thought of it puts me in a rage. How low can a man sink?

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>>139292756
oh shig i have a few of them didnt know that one was retarded, thanks anyway

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>>139292883

>>139292870
>command not found
>no such file
>command not found
>command not found
she has no clue what shes doing

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44 posts, christ im breakin personal records boys

>>139285578
this can't be real

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>>139287461
Bill Nye is an even better example tbqh

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>>139287994
I like this better.

>>139282138
I'm as patriotic as it's humanly possible, mexico didn't lose that land, we didn't fucking use it thanks to comanches being stronger and mightier, gringos did a good job using that land

>>139289441
Old School Runescape? Its basically an official 07 RS private server

>>139294060
kek saved

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>>139293155

>>139285947
[noun] are [verb] and it's absolutely [positive adjective]

why they make all their titles so brainwashing

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>>139291191

>>139284775
My sides OP, you're oppressing them.

>>139291191
>Brazilians on /pol/.jpg

>>139287819
Wasn't expecting to feel anything... thank you

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>>139281848
Every
single
Time.
>Fucking hilarious

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>>139294752
i aint op just doing gods work
i miss her so much :(

>>139281474
Underrated

>>139282138
Broken treaties?
Even the Simpsosn made aBASED joke about that.

>>139289132
>>139292870
She's not writing code, just navigating directories with cd (change directory), as well as trying to navigate to non-existent directories named code.

>>139288405
What comic is this from?

>>139288405
Modern life is perfect for most men to emulate Diogenes.
>BASED Tech.

>>139288195
You can see in his eyes, at last he truly sees

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>>139292331
NO THIS

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>>139282807
>tfw when Diogenes not taught at Oxbridge in PPE course.

>>139282807
Diogenes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qm4ai_1N0s

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>>139286782

>>139283844
Underrated

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>>139284327
>thinks its a joke instead of the truth

>>139287103
Haha top kek. I've always wanted to try out his hotels as well. I also agree that the joos is retarded.

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need more operator chans

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>>139284775
Too soon, fuck you.

>>139283625
Nixon = ultimate /pol
>EVerybody is conspiring against me

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>>139284038
It isn't funny to you because you leftists are the joke and this offends your sensitive pussy

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>>139295602

>>139283844
>Need more Historical modern media coverage mashups.

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>>139284180
kek

>>139296144
We need compile an official political enemies list.

>>139284038
Even when I was a left-winger, I found left-wing humor unfunny. It was the right's newfound sense of humor that really brought me into it, especially when the left began to attack that humor.

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>>139293689
Classic

>>139296414
kek
>>139296448
This is actually true. No meme.

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>>139296072
I unironically tear up sometimes

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>>139296183
BTFO NIHILIST AND GET POUNDED INTO THE GROUND BY THE UBERMENSCH GOD

>>139287757
my favourite

>>139296563
Backing Dancers for Right Said Fred and Erasure?

>>139296609
>Pizza or Naaan Bread.

>>139296028
I wish I still had the picture of the soldier who kept a picture of his waifu in his helmet