why did he do it, /pol/?

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>>139253486
Made me think

>>139253486
Do what? I like him in mystery science theater

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bump.

WE NEED ANSWERS

I just look it up and found this

>As scary as the Trump years are, that Bush–Bin Laden s*** was cranked up to Tolkien-level evil and chaos. Bush was a mediocrity being controlled by an evil genius. Trump is a mediocrity surrounded by other mediocrities. There’s no evil genius in the mix,” he said. “We don’t have a Palpatine or a Tarkin in there. We just have cave trolls.

I see nothing wrong with those words and they sound closer to the truth than anything.

>>139253486

It's just some illuminati shit. He'll probably come out with a surprisingly good role that lands him "prestige" instead of retarded comedy. Or maybe he's taking the path of least resistance and making a stupid, gross comedy that will make millions of dollars, but I don't think a wife's soul is needed to achieve such a mean feat. I think he really shot for the stars and wants to join the real inner circle of the Holly Wood elite.

"OK," replies the studio, "that'll be one wife."

>>139255553
What are you talking about? Explain

>>139255394
You're an idiot. Stop with pop-culture and realize real life is actually complicated.

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>>139255685
>being this new

>>139255962
Do you seriously trust politicians as divine and protectors with no fault? If you do then you need to see some real shit and open your eyes. His statement cannot be closer to the truth even if it tried.

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>>139256326
Patton Oswalts dead wife jokes are my favorite jokes.

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>>139256543

>>139253486
Fat-ton Poz-walt.

>>139255103

Dafuq? Did they make a new Howling movie with tranny br prosties??

>>139255660

Ritual sacrifice and the entertainment industry go hand in hand. It's an offering to the ruler of the material plane and gives power brokers leverage over their servants just in case anyone wants to blow the lid off the whole thing.

Thanks to the internet, the lid isn't quite blown off but it sure does rattle a lot.

>>139256543
this is by far the harshest burn of 2016. Nothing else came remotely close, even Trump's twitter shitposts

>>139257036
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>>139256543
>>139256326

You see all this? He was probably warned.

>You'll be called out. Treated like the scum of the earth. And you, of all people, will live with the knowledge of what you have done. But if you can life with yourself and live with the smears, you'll gain the keys to the Earthly kingdom. You'll die at a time of our choosing (I don't know if they tell them this or not but it's clear that the whole exchange includes a timestamp for their time of death).

>>139257036
Did he got a new role or something immediately
after his wife died? What did she died of even? I'm clueless as to this ordeal and affair.

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>>139253486
Snowflakes gotta fall.......That dudes not gay?

Lets see.... House... check, Senate... Check,
Presidency..... Check, Supreme Court ...Check, funding for next election...check
Winning all the special elections after Trump...Check
Man it must suck to know hes gonna pay all those taxes towards a conservative ideology.

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>>139255394
>Lord of the Rings check
>Star Wars check
This poor bloated drug-addled low wattage e-celeb could play Joe DeRita in a '60-era Three Stooges biopic.