German Mother Nature no

>livertransplant

Try putting spaces when attempting to speak a non-barbian language you soulless fucking kraut bastard

>>139212241
We lose a few Chinese the same way.

hopefully they die before they put any more money on their shit

>>139212241
Based shroom of doom.

I dont undestand, so they eated a poision ones or regular ones and hadint tolerate them?

>>139212623
We just slap words together like there is no tomorrow and you can't do shit about it, Amerikanerschweinpenislutscher.

>>139212241
New headline
"attempted murders by racist islamophobe mushrooms increase"

>>139212241
thats a fucked up way to die

>>139212241
>"Frankfurter Familie"

>>139212241
>a mushroom defend germany better than "germans"

>>139212623
>barbian

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the shroom of doom gets the best room, zoom he just fucked you up

>>139212241
FUNGUS'D

>>139212855
it's fucked up that they even were on this continent

>>139212241
Now that's the germans i love and respect.

Nature is the last protection Germany has against the arab invaders.

>>139212241
Is that a death angel? Silly muds were out harvesting amanita and picked a white one, didn't they?

They will find a way to blame Germany for it.
Go nazishrooms!

>>139212985
the death cap

>>139212241
Is it, dare I say, /ourshroom/?

>>139212651
>be ching chong
>immigrate to Australia
>think you can eat, swim, breath, go outside without nature trying to kill you
kek

>>139212241
Based mushroom

>>139212241
>Would be a shame if ((they)) dont see them.
would be better if you put up signs saying "Refugees welcome to forage and sample all flora is safe to eat!"

>>139212817
apparently it looks like an edible one that grows in syria or something

>>139212985
I suspect they wanted to get amanita citrina and picked amanita verna instead

>>139213063
obviously we need to destroy the oppressive european biosphere

Amazing work everyone.

Soon all of the foraging sheep from Syria will come to an end. The red deer will soon be able to go outside once again.

>inb4 they get pushed to position 1 for a liver transplant actively killing someone else on the waiting list.

They diserved it, eating our mushrooms

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I hope they die.

>>139212241
Oh this shit happens here frequently. Mostly east Asians. Apparently we have a very poisones fungus (White Fly Fungus) which looks very similar to a delicious and safe shroom native to the Myanmar to Laos to Vietnam area. We have pamphlets warning about this in all the respective languages. Yeah-yeah cucky I know, but it's unbecoming to use poison against your invaders.

>>139214396
Denmark no! Stop being so reicis.

>>139212623
Sorry burger, it's not the tradition here. Have a look at old runestones (woops, did I just do the thing?) They don't use spaces at all, not! at! all! You wont see "twin letters" either, to the point where if the next word starts with the same letter as the last word, it's still only carved once.

>>139212241
>Now they need a livertransplant in case they survive.
And surely they would be put on top of the list. This Syrian family will get livertransplants that would have saved German boys and girls.

>>139214028
Tjere is a big chance only the children will make it. Organ transplantation has a long waiting list. After eating this mushroom, they need a new liver within days. Chances are the hospitals have to make priorities.

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>>139214396

its part of the natural selection and survival of the fittest!

>>139212623

>speak a non-barbian language
>non-barbian
>barbian

what did he mean by this?

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbian
>http://www.barbian.eu/system/web/default.aspx?sprache=2

>>139212623
Says someone whose country bastardized someone else's language.

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fucking migrants are trying to steal my mushrooms now ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??
this is getting out of hand

>>139212824

calm down burger-meister

we don't want another hitler rising now do we

>>139215019
Don't we?

>>139214913
tasty chanterelles

>>139215176

Going to have to report you to the nearest thought police unit, klaus.

>>139212842
TEAR DOWN THESE FORESTS

>>139215288
From the ashes, the Phoenix will rise again.

to everyone hiding your flag

YOU'RE

A

C
U
C
K

>>139212623

hottentottententententoonstelling

>>139212874
oy vey, refugees are the same as families that have live here for many generations.

>>139214612
Bullshit. Everyone is equal. Religion, origin, and whether citizen or refugee doesn't matter.

>>139213395
Our /basedVeg/

>>139216738
So why are these Syrians now going to be prioritized over the native German population?

German children will die, just to save non-German non-European children.

Kys cuck

>>139214913
>those are the best shrooms
>no worms
>easy to find
>delicious
>10/10

>>139212241
BAN ASSAULT SHROOMS

>>139212241
worse than fucking animals

Thanks Mr. Vegetal.

>>139212241
Eating german mushrooms not knowing that they are highly radioactive (chernobyl).
Why not selling false mushroom picking guides so that they are only picking the poisonous ones.
If they get that liver transplant they should be shot.

>>139217015
It's called empathy. Try it once in a while, you autist.

>>139212824
>Amerikaner schwein penis lutscher
that's better

>>139215201
>>139217201
I love them

>>139217309
Yes for my kind first but not fo those profiting from the empathy of those whose rightern brain side is overfunctioning.

>>139217309

t. German

Setting yourself on fire to keep somebody warm isn't empathy, it's self-destructive altruism.

>>139217309
Go pick some mushrooms too

>>139212241
Is there a chance of finding a compatible liver?
Blood groups no problem but maybe the organ is genetically foreign enough to be rejected?

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>>139212241
KRAUTS!
START SELLING THESE MUSHROOMS TO IMMIGRANTS COMING THROUGH THE BORDER AS "FREE FOOD".

>>139217460
Worst case they get mutliple transplants, effectively stealing them from actual people who need them, and still die.

Do we got names of the family?
We should kill them if get this liver transplant, because they wasted their life.

>>139212241
The mushroom was too
>white

>>139216738
Thanks mr. weinstein

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>>139217536
>Sell
>Free Food

>>139212241
village people die here by hundreds every year by consuming poisionious mushrooms.

>>139217460
>Blood groups no problem
Blood is the main problem.

You cannot share blood/organs (even if its same type) between two people who came from very different areas.

eg.:
Spain wont share their blood reserves with rest of europe due to the flu epidemic which happened 100 years ago.

Eternal anglos also cannot share blood with rest of the europe due to bovine spongiform encephalopathy.

tldr they have to get liver from some "german" who was born and lived in middleeast inanother words they are dead already

>t pharmaceut

>>139212241
mushrooms have a way of helping people find god.

>>139217805
That won't stop them from giving them transplants meant for actual people for the good publicity and crying in the streets when they still die.

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>>139212985
>not feeding them to a dog first
>oh wait they hate dogs too much to even have them around

>>139217805

Thank you for making me smile

>>139217912
In that case theres extremly high chance that the patien will die soon after the transplatation or the organ dies.

Any doctor who would do it has to lose license. Organs are extremly rare so you have to use them on people, where the chance of successfull transplatation is high.

>>139217256
>>139216970
Mushrooms aren't vegetables

>>139212241
It would only be tolerant to kill some white children whose healthy organs will be harvested to help those poor syrians.

>>139218049
>Any doctor who would do it has to lose license.
No, the doctor who did it would get recommended and probably get a trophy or some shit for trying to save these poor people inspite of the risk because he loves life so much.

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German forest, bringing death to foreign invaders since 50 AD

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>>139212241

>>139212241
Are they, dare I say, /our fungi/?

>>139217843
there was an idiot on /an/ a few months back who managed to go foraging for magic mushrooms and ended up with a system full of amatoxins instead

that said at this point you'd think deathcaps would be famous enough accidental poisoning doesn't happen

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>>139212241
That#s not the first case (and hopefully not the last).

Also germany's wildlife is amazing. One might think that Germany is a save country, as here are no big predators or animals that could harm humans, but many plants and shrooms here are poisonous.


Pic related, a wolfsmilch, it milks wolfs. It also promotes cancer if the plant juice gets on your skin.

>>139212241
>they need a livertransplant in case they survive
and who's going to pay for it, Franzi?

>>139217309
It's called empathy to prioritize other people over your own?

You got to be trolling.

Now a poor German will be forced by the enrichment committee to donate his liver.

You should not get a liver transplant if you eat random mushrooms from the forest, nor should you get a new liver if you abuse pills or alcohol. You should only get a 'fuck you'. Modern medicine is evil, all it does is take the resources and livelihood of good people to keep stupid, fat and destructive people "alive" with frankencare. Fuck this, civilization was a mistake.

>>139218422
if they ate deathcaps and ended up in the hospital their survival rate is pretty damn low anyways, good chance nobody's going to be paying for anything

>>139212241
I pick mushrooms and eat them since my childhood. Never got poisoned. If you don't know what mushrooms are edible then don't fucking pick mushrooms.

>>139214028
They will get priority on the organ list and 5 white germans will die in their place

>>139218415
Don't forget about Wolfsbane/Eisenhut.

Pretty neat plant.

>>139218607
This

But, since it's Germany I wouldn't be surprised if they put mudslimes on the top of the list over the elderly/children.

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>>139215288
Niklaus...

>>139217309
I don't even know why German scientists bother with chemical brainwashing, there's no need for it at this point.

BAN ALL MUSHROOMS

SPRAY THE FORESTS WITH FUNGICIDE

WE HAVE TO PROTECT THE FOREIGN INVADERS

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>>139212241
>mfw I only understand tod

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>>139212241
>white mushroom
>try to kill brown people

>>139212623
>>139216543
arbeidsongeschiktheidsverzekeringsmaatschappij

>>139212741
Hadn´t a good laugh in a while thank you.

>>139217015
>So why are these Syrians now going to be prioritized over the native German population?

dude srsly, the internet is not an accurate reflection of reality, germany isnt as cucked as you think

>German children will die, just to save non-German non-European children.
Bullcrap...

>>139217309
With any luck, Mama Merkel's head will explode from grief that some of her precious migrantsesss got a deportation order that she is powerlessess to revokesss.

kerdasi amaq

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if someone eats a poisonous mushroom they kinda deserve to die because it's 2017 and everyone has the internet and can access all of human knowledge and every mushroom book or webpage says;
==PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK DON'T EAT ANYTHING, NOT MUSHROOMS, NOT ANYTHING, UNTILL YOU KNOW FOR FUCKING CERTAIN WHAT THE FUCK IT IS!==

>>139220450
But Germans have been murdered by "refugees"

German life is worth less than non-European life according to your government and Merkel

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>>139212241
Fungi are literally /ourlifeforms/

It's almost like another holocaust

>>139217975
what absolute nigger would put his dog in danger like that and risk his painful death?

>>139212241
I bet they tried to get high and got an od

>>139213821
this tbqh

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>>139212241
They deserve a darwin award. Never pick mushrooms you dont know. I just got back from forest where i was picking delicious chantarelle.

>>139212241
>Now they need a liver transplant
Is there petition to sign to butcher some white nazis for this great cause?

>>139222236
I make soup and stew out of the chantarelles I pick in the fall, it's very tasty.

>>139212241
>Eating raw mushrooms

See? No need for a race war, natural selection does it for you.

>>139221772
Pakis and muslims. AKA the new Germans lol

>>139223091
>Pakis and muslims. AKA the new Germans lol
Strong self-awareness there buddy

>>139223091
pakis are muslims. and no, as >>139217975 stated, muslims don't go near dogs.

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>>139222236
I love their fried...
second in the ranking - mushroom-dick

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>>139222236
>>139222573

is this a thing on scandianavian countries? Just go out and collect mushrooms to eat?

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>>139212241
>>139214913
>>139222236
>>139223302

>>139223593
its called not being a lazy BR who just eats cans of hashed beef

>>139223721
why the butthurt?

>>139223593
Yes, we like nature and plenty of mushrooms grow here.

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>>139217309
I'd like to invite you for dinner.
I can make a very tasty mushroom soup!

>>139223593
it´s a european thing dude

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>>139223593

>>139215019
Yes we do

>>139224413
monkey soup >>> mushroom soup

DAY OF THE SPORE
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>>139212241
So now they probably get priority to get those livers from donors. This is why you don't become a donor, you leave nothing behind for the enemy.

>>139214571
lol the bantz

>>139218985
if we are lucky

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>picture not related
Aside from morells ( of which I have never seen one in the wild) are there less edible wild mushrooms in NorthAmerica versus Europe/Asia?

>>139223593
You have to understand what is Scandinavia.

Their ancestors did this to survive. Half the year their country was attacked by fierce Ice Giants who made everything snow and freeze to ice.
They had no connection to local power plants, they have no warm water running into their house, no electricity.
If they weren't smart about the natural resources they would have died out.

This has been a thing for like 3 or 4 years. This is old news except for this dude being the latest victim.

>>139214913
les belles jaunottes

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>>139212241
BASED MUSHROOM

are they /ourplants/?

>>139223593
we all do that in Europe, pham.
gotta know which ones aren't poisonous though.

>>139214020
How long before they call them Hitler mushrooms

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>>139212241

>>139224413
Fuckin saved, holy kek

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>>139227086

That would make Sucy /ourwitch/

>>139223593
>Scandinavian
I thought everyone did it
Apparently not, having low agency monkey brain must suck

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>>139212842
BAN ASSAULT FORESTS

>>139223593
Yes, shrooms, herbs and berries. Bring some friends and beer and you got a field trip.

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this literally happens to chinks every god damn season in CA. they think "oh me likey dose muhroom, same as in chi-nah, i pick an eat fifty!"

>>139212817
I don't even have to read the goddamn article to know that one. It's a mushroom that resembles the champignon (Agaricus). The toxin will give you diarrhea for a few days, then there won't be any symptoms for a week or two and suddenly your liver shuts down. The same mushroom has killed multiple people during the initial run on our borders. It's the very first mushroom you are warned about when you go mushroom picking in germany.

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>>139212241
jesus now they don't just rape and siphon off money, now they even steal organs from people who are not plain retarded

>>139222930
If the mushrooms were destroying angel (Amanita virosa). It doesn't realy help if you boil it.

>>139223593

I don't risk mushrooms, yet, but I started collecting dandelions instead of buying spinach.

>>139212623
>Barbian
You're not a very bright fella are you?

>>139228012
>bringing alcohol to potentially deadly activity
I just know we'd start eating weird mushrooms on our 5th beer in contest who finds the psychedelic first

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>>139217309
Best berries you can find in our woods. Help yourself!

>>139214856
do you mean perfected it?

Goddammit!
They nest in our towns and cities. And now not even our forests are nigger free anymore!

Fucking rats get everywhere.

>>139212241
I know this mushroom.
Arabs are dead.

>>139228194
That's the proper mindset. You'd fit right in

>>139222930
>See? No need for a race war, natural selection does it for you.

#FungiForOurFriends

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>>139228279
These thins are the best. Only nordics would know.

>>139228410
FLY DIGESTER
Supposedly it's tasty too

>>139212985
Yeah looks like it. Liver, kidneys and nervous system failure within 10 days. If they are in a coma, its already to late. They will get a new liver no doubt, refugees first natives last.

>>139228410
Let's hope so.

#FungiForFugees

>>139228781
I thought it was this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_phalloides

>>139228721
Jordgubbar :D

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>>139228279
I think while they in a coma need to send them local flowers

>>139228876
It looks like the white variant not the green one
It doesn't really matter they're equally deadly down to symptoms

>>139218415
>Also germany's wildlife is amazing
>no big predators or animals
sounds boring as fuck, then again you dont have trees either

>>139228721
I grow them myself.

>>139229057

>note to self
>never accept flowers from russia

>>139212241
Same thing happens here every year, some dumb nigger eats poisonous shrooms and massmedia writes sob stories about evil Swedish mushrooms that entices poor foreign civil engineer and brain surgeons into eating them

>>139228721
they grow in my backyard i fucking love them, much better than these big tasteless shits

>>139217317
No that looks like some shitty kolonialspråksstruktur

>>139223593
Isn't there mushrooms in Brazil ?

>>139219992
Arbetsmarknadsutvecklingsprocessresultat

>>139223593
yep. picked 2 kilos of amanita muscarica yesterday.

>>139228096
>I started collecting dandelions instead of buying spinach.
Didn't know you could eat those.

>>139223593
>is this a thing on scandianavian countries? Just go out and collect mushrooms to eat?

The wife is from Poland and she is obsessed with mushroom hunting. Probably a pan-continental thing.

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>>139212817
Agaricus bisporus - the thing you see on pizzas and basically any damn food.
Agaricus arvensis - edible.
Amanita virosa - poisonous, but looks like the above two at the first glance.

In my days kindergarteners were taught how to tell them apart, or at least house skepticism to picking random white mushrooms.

>>139228721
>Only nordics would know.
We have strawberries too.

>>139229057
Giant hogweed, lots here too.

>>139229727
the leaves have a ton of iron in them like spinach, very healthy

>>139229771
Mainly countries of the North European Plain.

>>139223593
I'm going mushroom hunting today, found some lyophyllum decastes the other day and I'm going to go back to get some more in a bit.

>>139229778
The fins are hidden ?

>>139212824
>kankervarken
FTFY

>>139229778
Same here. We were taught in school to tell them apart and had several field trips to put our knowledge in practice.

>>139229872
Well I didn't know that, interesting.

>>139212824
which is the correct way. not doing it leads to confusion.

>>139225974
True

>>139230019

The root is also good for you too. It's sold in some grocery stores around here.

>>139217975
>killing your dog
idiot

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>>139229178
they don't grow in Poland

>>139223593
We eat mushrooms, you eat sopa de macaco
Everyone has his uma delicia

>>139229778
>In my days kindergarteners were taught how to tell them apart,
Elementary school in Germany, but yes. Every child gets told not to pick just any mushroom. If you want to collect them, any town has courses where you learn in an hour which ones to pick and which ones are poisenous.

Only stupid people pick mushrooms they don't know about. Glad Darwinism still works.

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>>139228012
>shrooms

>>139216543
kindercarnavalsoptochtvoorbereidingswerkzaamhedencomitéleden

>>139228023
oh. I thought chinks were more intelligent than us.

>>139229971
The fins are white.
The edible one has grayish fins that become reddish and then brown-black.

>>139228023
oh and in China they buy them. that's why they probably don't even know that some are poisonous.

>>139228927
Smultron för fan.

>>139230432
Kindergartenkinderpilzvergiftungsverhinderungsgesellschaftskursteilnahmebescheinigung

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>>139212241
Kek same thing happened in Malmö, Sweden.
http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article23266926.ab
They got new livers from some cucked swede though, so they both survived.
Even the nature is fighting back.

>>139229727

They're very bitter.

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I really recommend these to all new Dutch inhabitants.

>>139228927
Det är smultron ditt jävla anus!

>>139212651
>picking random vegetation and consuming it
why
>moving to australia
why
>moving to australia and picking/consuming random vegetation
HOLY SHIT

>>139230637
God is with us.

>>139230019
just don't eat the stem, it's poisenous af

>>139212241
ALL GERMANONS ARE ON SIGN PULLING DUTY

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>>139230885
>>139228279
Can't hold a proper witch sabbath without those.

>>139212241

Thanks, based dunecoon-killing shroom! I always knew mushrooms were /ourfungi/.

Could fungi be honorary aryan?

>>139230886
M-men bilden han la upp betyder ju jordgubbar på finska.

Ge mig hembygdsrätt

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>>139212241
german shrooms stil have traces of radiation from chernobyl...

>>139231301

Yes.

>>139231301
Idk. But mushrooms are popular mainly with slavic people, i.e. the whitest nations in Europe, and the mushroom that killed the coons was also white.
So all signs point to yes.

>>139229850
Turn and run!
Nothing can stop them,
Around every river and canal their power is growing.
Stamp them out!
We must destroy them,
They infiltrate each city with their thick dark warning odour.

They are invincible,
They seem immune to all our herbicidal battering.

Long ago in the Russian hills,
A Victorian explorer found the regal Hogweed by a marsh,
He captured it and brought it home.
Botanical creature stirs, seeking revenge.
Royal beast did not forget.
He came home to London,
And made a present of the Hogweed to the Royal Gardens at Kew.

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>>139228279
Visit the glorious north, find Åkerbär, eat them and become as popular as David Hasselhoff when you return.
I guarantee it.

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>>139231191
we add it to the vodka and treat cancers, as well as dickmushrooms.

Someone should print misinformative signs telling rapefugees to freely consume any fungus and put them in forests near immigrant-heavy areas

Kek

>>139223302
>chanterelles
What the fuck are those? Gangrene Dick mushrooms?

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>>139229685
>that sweet smell when they come right out of the oven
How do you like yours?

>>139231901
That's only good if they die.
If they live, the hospital bill comes out of my taxes.
Btw. don't get sick after 6pm and don't have accidents in Germany, people. Hospitals are overrun with Arabs. Why? Because they aren't insured, and hospitals have to treat them. Was there once with heavy kidneystones and had to wait for two hours, because fugees with sniffles and splinters in the finger were blocking the emergency ward.

>>139212741
Kek

>>139231363
Nej, ut i skogen med dig tok-Olle

>>139212623
shutthefuckupamerifat

>>139232171
The emergency wards are pretty crazy here aswell.
Getting away from them and into the more specailised sections is like stepping through a time portal. I visited a friend with a broken arm, and his floor looked liked Sweden in the 1970s, the only real foreigner was the iranian nurse.

>>139232095
It is called "witch's egg", it grows from egg in 15 minutes, very healing in tincture of vodka.

>>139228039
Have done them they make you trip for a week.
Shit is fucked stick to fly agarics or even better don't do any mychorisa growing mushrooms.

>>139216543
Ik ben apetrots op je

>>139217536

Disgusting female

>>139230432
>>139230622
Ah, so it's that game now. Fortunately we are not as bad as you southerners, but we do have:
Speciellægepraksisplanlægningsstabiliseringsperiode

>>139214571
>Reddit: The post

>>139236289
We don't have those long words. I was just making it up.

>>139218415
>It also promotes cancer if the plant juice gets on your skin
What is an Australian plant doing in Germany?

>>139212241
GET OUT THERE AND TAKE DOWN THE SIGNS.

PUT NEW SIGNS UP SAYING THAT MUSHROOMS ARE SAFE AND GOOD FOR YOU AND THEY WILL MAKE YOUR MANHOOD BIGGER.


WE NEED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS SITUATION.

THINK OF OTHER WAYS WE CAN GET MUSLIMS OFFED

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>>139212741

>>139218820
This. It reminds me of all the trips into the woods with my son
>if you eat that you die
>If you step on ice it breaks and you fall under and die *smashes solid ice lake with branch to prove it does break*
>if you eat that you die
>if you eat that you die
>repeat until you run out of plants

I don't fucking know this shit but I'm not taking any chances

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>>139228927

>>139212241
Those people just can't stop going on a trip.

>>139217805
thats good. do you have a source for that so I can be 100% sure?

>>139212241
I suppose they'll be enabled to bypass the waiting list for receiving liver transplants. Being treated like a normal person would be racist

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>>139212241
Can you stop being full cucks , pleade stop. Its not you.
You had pride , a nation to be proud of.
Now you just lick black/sand cocks.
The west ruined you.
America is to blame and their rich kikes but still look at yourself in the mirror and say "i will not take it anymore".
Rise duchen folk rise

How can we stimulate mushroom growt to fix the european situation?

>>139212241
thanks based Papa Smurf

>>139238976
this
>german kid is dying
>needs new liver
>waits years for donors
>finally, there is a match and kid can live
>"sorry mam and dad, Abdul Mustafa will be getting this one"

When the white male fails, white amanita steps in.

Thank you God.

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>>139212241
1 million hours MS paint
>don't save or share German bros you'll end up in jail. Bongs you probably will also

>>139230914
>mushrooms
>vegetation
what did the leaf mean by this?