/CPD/ - CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD - REAL ROBERT HOURS EDITION

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>>139180859
Good evening Robert. Hope tonight will be interesting.

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>>139180859
Good evening Robert, from a 3:20am in the UK Robert.

>>139181133
We've already had a gutshot nog and a crazy woman calling about someone trying to hack the brakes of her car while she was driving
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>>139181431
>hack the brakes of her car while she was driving.
I think shes played to much Watch_Dogs.

>fireworks?
Nogwarts inbound?

Evening Roberts, thank for the thread!

>Female overdosing having a seizure.
Sounds like a fun Saturday night.

>bald beaner running up to cars with a gun

>7 shots fired

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>SIX
>SIX SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

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>Six
>six shots.
Should have held off the weekend libations... The comfy is causing sleepy.

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A bump before bed, I knackered, I out. 10-7
Stay comfy, Roberts.

>wendell's partner is arguing with him
>something about refusing to return keys

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>>139184648
A punished Robert denied his keys.

Somebody said Frau Blucher

Prisoner needs medical.

Love that one.

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Bump for comfy hours Roberts

Gang members spotted action is coming Roberts

Back when the Cubs won, flipped on a few livecams and the dispatch watching the "celebration".

20 mins in friend black comes over, sees the chaos and asks wtf is going on.

"Well friend black, it's Chicago. They just announced the closures of all KFC in the city..."

>the entire street is blocked off with a party

Street blocked off due to self declared block party

I ain't dun wit da shitter, piss off yanker

>unconscious in front of da club
someone had too much fun
>family party has turned into a fight
Blacks everybody

3 unconscious in different spots

Family party now a fight

Can I have a break?

Sorry Robert, nope

>person in a gray buick throwing hard objects out of the vehicle

Someone threw a pupper?

Two male blacks with guns stole two dogs and threw one out of the window

Party too loud for... Anonymous

>>139188913
partying is degenerate

20 with guns fighting and shooting

Expired

F

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online cards:
http://mfbc.us/m/wnugqy

Rip 8yo kid

Yo, I be da FBI

>the 17 year old son is getting aggressive

>remove male black in grey t shirt

>gunshot wound to the head
>possibly the back left of the head

F

F

>>139181431
She driving a Nissan and didn't take it in for service in the last year and a half or so? Because I heard from a mechanic that there was an issue where someone found a way into their bluetooth-enabled media kit and could access weird parts of the core car computer.

>>139191319
And people wonder why I stick with a truck where the most advanced piece of technology in it is a CB radio.

>>139191319
this is true I'm a mechanic.next time you get an oil change ask the tech.Hacking a car is getting very easy nowdays.

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>battery in progress
arguably the 2nd or 3rd most common Robert call

>battery using wooden sticks
well at least they keep it varied...

Dispatch getting pissy

They be drinking in their own home....

Diversity

>overdose or something like that at the bus stop

>>139180859
Robert is the most meme name in the universe

>loud bloc party
woo lawd, can't wait to hear what's gonna happen after the Mayweather/McGregor fight

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>>139193234
A meme name that works.

I picture Robert as a lone tone male white working to keep the streets safe, but struggles to cope with the constant barrage of violent criminals and distress people. Although he wishes to see the streets be safe and to help the innocent when things go south, the pressure continues to push on him until he can't sleep at night from the screams of people begging for help in his dreams.

[Chimpish Screeching]

Street eating a car

>20 gang members loitering in the street

Fight in the street. Kek, nigger shit.

Knife fight

>battery with a knife

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>NINE TO TEN
>NINE TO TEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

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>>139186567
>EXPLOSION

>two male blacks
>one dressed as a woman with a long blonde wig

"Dressed as a woman..."

Did I just hear some space cadet pinball sfx?

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>>139195682
>>139195717
Sounds like a party.

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>body removal

Missing since the 25th... Rip

>three men lying on the ground
>not sure if they're breathing

No McDonald's tonight so far?

>27 y/o intoxicated son trying to fight his mother

>male is intoxicated and defecated on himself

>asian male fell down
>may be intoxicated
>defecated on himself

>defecated on self
Glad I tuned in

Dose the Chicago PD know that it has a small fan following on /pol/?

>5 males and 3 females are fighting in the street

>people are fighting inside the bowling rink
>bowling rink

I like to think that CPD knows how much we love and appreciate them Robert.

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>>139195794
I heard that shit too wtf

>fight in the bathroom
>male on the floor bleeding

Hold down yer keys

>>139195794
>>139197722
that's Space Cadet Robert

>>139195528
>>139195397
>>139191113
>>139191262
Chiraq is a name worthy of this city holy shit..and this is nothing for a Summer weekend so far damn

Shot in the CHIN. I would be so pissed off.

>call about the Ukrainian Culture Center

>multiple shell casings in the street
>"we got a female screamin, we got nothin further"
>neighbor smoking weed on the side of the location
>caller can hear a female screaming

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>the cousin has kicked in the door
>3 car pile up, NW avenue and Central

>>139180859
just got to the bottom of the thread -- no bingo cards.
many squares should already be hit.
>son beating mother

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>kid is wondering through caller's yard, screaming and fighting
>17 y/o is out and has a drug problem
>Silvia Ramirez is schizo, bipolar, last seen leaving a group home at 19th street

>shot in the ankle
>shot ion the chin

>male and female arguing and shooting a gun in the air

>>139201222
>loud music

>acting violent
>stripping
>spitting at people
>anon thinks there's something wrong with him

Time to play guess the tox report.

>>139201770
Whisky or amphetamines

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>>139201982

>Usual drag racers...

>>139202305
Completely different meaning over here in Oregon

Nose bleed

>>139202886
>"They always bleed good huh"

Nose in stable condition

>>139203093

Stable is not a condition.

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Afternoon Roberts, It's been a while but I'm having a pretty shitty day. Looking to forget it all and get comfy.

Anything crazy happen tonight so far?

>bicycle vs car

>>139203184
Loud music

>>139203315
A classic sign that the weather is getting colder

>males threatening to kill female
>no female in sight
F

>>139204032
F Roberta

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>>139204032

>We're STILL getting shots fired
>They keep calling

woo

2 units heading to Dunkin doughnuts

Anybody else here listening to the CPD scanner at work?

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Shameless bump