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What would you do if you were about to die?

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I've come to the realization there is a very large lump in my chest. I think it may be late stage cancer. I don't know if I will survive. What would be the best way to spend the remainder of my life or otherwise "an hero"?
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>>139177472
wrong pic.. but Ok.
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>>139177472
Hookers and coke.

Enjoy
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>>139177472
post tits or gtfo
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>>139177472
assasinate soros
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>>139177472
heroin
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>>139177535
It would be the very rare male breast cancer in this case.
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>>139177472
keep playing your faggot P2P bideo game
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>>139177472

Kill soros I agree fucking assasinate soros.
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>>139177472
>/v/scape
really?
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>>139177472
I think you know what you must do
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>>139177745
I only played it for 12 days. I didn't really mean to put that picture up. It should be in another folder. I meant to post the brendan frasier picture with the just fuck my shit up caption.
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>>139177958
It appears you fucked your own shit up
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>>139177472
Kill Justin Trudeau
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>>139177472
Go to a fucking doctor, you retard.

It's probably angina or some shit, there's no such thing as chest cancer, it will be a specific structure producing the cells.
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>>139177472
If we have to say it, its far too late for you. You know exactly what you must do, Anon, dont deny it. Dont pretend as if youre clueless. Take the chance before it passes you by.
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>>139178271
No it doesn't fit the symptoms of angina. That's like saying because it is a specific type of cancer it isn't cancer.
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>>139178700
Stop self-diagnosing and go see a doctor.

Then, if you have terminal stage 4 cancer, you can OD on heroin at a time of your choosing, rather than fountaining blood in the middle of the night.
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>>139178938
It's more a question of : do I really want to live anyway?
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>>139178938
I would need to wait a month for an appointment with my doctor anyway.
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>>139179367

Cross the border, go to an emergency room in the States with all the other poorfags and genetic trash.

Get a diagnosis.

If it is what you think, check yourself out and jump in front of a subway. Not a problem.
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>>139177472
Kill Soros or a Rothschild.
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>>139177472
Assassinate a high level Jew. Surprise us.
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>>139177472
Lsd and rape
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>>139177472
Lol nice shitty account you fucking leaf dickhead
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>>139177472
I'd inject Runescape directly into my bloodstream
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>>139177958
You're an absolute fucking moron. Please take your video game playing ass back to /v/ and let the big boys talk about politics you fuckwit
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>helping Canadian Satan

Just do what makes you happy without breaking the law.
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>>139182353
thanks m8 If I really am Satan and I get to rule over hell I will give you special attention.
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>>139177472
This is a subliminal advertisement for a runescape.
OP is probably actually a mentally ill faggot.
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>Take entire bottle of laxatives
>Take entire bottle of stool hardener
>Superglue ass shut
>Walk into Chuck E Cheeses
>Hide in ballpit
>Scar children for life
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>>139177472
continiue day as normal
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>>139182453
>Thinking /v/ talks about videogames
>thinking /pol/ actually talks about politics
>Not knowing /pol/ has some of the best video game discussion of any board
Get out of here you fucking newfag kiwi
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>>139177472
gun down a bunch of antifa
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>>139177472
convert to islam
false flag attack
kill some jews
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>>139183376
>>139183536
I can't officially agree with these things over the internet. You never know who is watching. However, keep them coming.
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>>139177472
>I've come to the realization there is a very large lump in my chest. I think it may be late stage cancer.

Poke a big needle in it to see if pus comes out... if not you're going to have to cut it out.
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>>139182965
where is my alchol in this fuck face
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>>139177472
>I've come to the realization there is a very large lump in my chest.

I would massage the lump away as good as I can with something hard, exercise, and do as much yoga as possible until most of the hard stuff is gone.

Think of the body as a sponge, that needs to be squeezed so fresh blood can help fight what is wrong.

Even if it should be cancer, this is one of the non dangerous things you can do to increase the odds that you survive.

Try to get tanned, as you don't need to be scared of skin cancer now.
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>>139177472
Find a leftist politician and send them an angry post card.
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>>139182453
newfag retard
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>>139177472
Infiltrate Antifa and have a huge party with them one night and poison the punch.
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Commandeer an airliner and fly it into Mecca. Your name will be immortalized for ages.
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>>139177472
arming up and killing some reprehensible gang members. or doing the same to corrupt politican(s)
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>>139177472
go to this address and kill the inhabitants.
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>>139177472
You lucky bastard. I wish I could trade places with you.
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>>139177472
I would wish for Kek to be with you but honestly that would probably kill you faster.
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>>139177472

Play a free to play steam game called brawlhalla, shit is lit.
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>>139182453

>big boys talk about politics

that was actually cute, big boys and /pol. lol
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>>139183809

the alcohol is usually in the party room, parents routinely bring it in
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>>139182559
>Satan being a leaf
IT ALL MAKES SENSE
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>>139177472

I thought I had oesophageal cancer. Turned out it was a sore throat (I know it sounds silly but there was more to the story).
Gave me a new lease on life when I realised I didn't.

That soon wore off.
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Be with your family.
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>>139177472
Lumps can be different things, you should queue up to see a doctor in the Canadian health care system 6 months down the road, or if you have money, come to the States and get first world treatment for it.

Aside from that, if it is the worst case scenario... don't do what my mom is doing. She had breast cancer, they just gave up on treatment and put her in hospice. She does nothing but lie around feeling sorry for herself and being depressed. Whatever you might have left, do as much of it as absolutely possible, even if that means hitchiking and blowing truckers all the way to the Grand Canyon or whatever. Then when you've got your bucket list sorted out and time is running short, you can an hero. Don't waste the opportunity though.
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>>139177745
/v/scape is amazing my man
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Do some DMT to find god and then an hero.
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