HARVEY FALSE FLAG

>>139164936
New Orleans here.
We were being told the sky would open up at noon today and there hasn't been a single drop.

>>139164936
>No damage anywhere
>hundreds of streams there showing damage as it was happening
>Jeff almost died from a building collapsing on his car

>>139164936
just our government testing out or more accurately fine tuning out weather machine anon

>>139164936
quite possibly, i saw a post on Craigslist calling for crisis actors and one of the requirements was a sustained wind speed of 130 mph

>>139164936
pretty disappointing. It didnt even rain here

Hurricanes are 100% government creations

>>139166028
I hope for your sake that this is a shitpost.

>>139164936
Wasn't there a mayor in Texas that said it was nothing?

>>139166186
They are created with cloud seeding and infrared laser satellites

>>139165051
Reroll

https://www.pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1zqJVRbdVkXJB

>>139164936
The worse is happening tonight and the next few days. Harvey is drfting to Houston. We are in tornado watch until tomorrow morning. A twister just came down to Barker Cypress and West Road like an hour ago here on the north west side and fucked up some homes. Not far from my house. We are going to be getting major flooding. You will see pictures of people in boats all over flooded areas of Houston. It's going to be crazy. Likely worse than any flooding Houston has ever experienced. We have been lucky that the majority of the storm hit low population areas, yes. I hope it turns out to be nothing and least possible rainfall. Either way, we are looking at 20-30 inches of rain. That's insane.

Pray for Rockport.

>>139166734
But it's been downgraded to a tropical storm I thought the three feet of rain predictions were only if it maintained cat 3 or above.

>>139166734
wait what, a tornado landed at barker cypress and west rd?

did it really?

>>139165029
Been saying that all day. I thought we would get drowned out like a few weeks ago.

>>139164936
It's not a false flag - (((they))) just overestimated the power of HAARP. It's still in final developments.

some mayor fuckface came on the news and was telling people who weren't evacuating to write their social security numbers on their arms so that their bodies can be identified later, no joke. then the fake news was citing the storm going over oil rigs and refineries as a reason for an impending gas price hike. oy vey!! probably just a plot to raise gas prices and clean out the grocery stores

>>139164936
Hurricane hype is just to get people to go spend money and boost the local economy. They did it here in Florida last year too.

in drumpfs america even the hurricanes are shit

>>139164936
does anyone have screenshot of the cnn guy saying everyone is gonna die. Its from the storm that looked like pepe

>>139167536
Yeah they do it every year now to drum up sales

I tried to warn you idiots. They shilled that tropical storm happening on pol last year too to get people to spend money. Thousands of people left, bought supplies and fuel and went to a different part of the state to get a hotel. Its a huge way to get people to spend money. Even the wearher is a fucking money making racket now

>>139167742
Wait til Jews try to charge you for the gravity used in the Space Elevator.

>>139166938
no

<watching weather channel

<screen says "winds at 85mph"

<reporter says "winds are at about 60mph"

they are encouraged to hype all storms to bost ratings and get more shekels.

>>139166734
been hearing this for the last 2 days.

nothing has happened. even corpus christi is fine

File: 1359942748393.jpg (50KB, 498x333px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 498x333px

>>139164936

>a little drizzle of rain

>>139167742
its like a real life /pol/ prediction threads everyone always falls for

jews on TV love to scare goy.

im also near the Texas coast, harvey is a dud, some damage but deaths are nothing more than what people would have died in car wrecks normally.

>>139168407
kek

jew scam for goy to buy survival gear.

everything is a jew business

File: 20170826_184210.png (1MB, 1080x2220px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1080x2220px

>>139166938
Yes, I moved from the area a couple weeks ago, this is from a friend's snapchat.

>>139166186
harp is a weather machine

>>139164936

It's been raining in austin all day

and it's flooded enough that i don't feel safe driving

Just orded pizza to see how safe driving conditions really are

>>139166938
Yes, was traveling north east. Lots of homes in that area

>>139164936
>some fuckery is afoot.

First hurricane to make landfall in the US in over 4,300 days.

Won't hear that on the news though. It doesn't fit the catastrophic, alarmist, leftist narrative.

>>139165033

That was just Jeff going through the car wash. Did you really buy that it was real? He won an emmy for acting!

>>139164936
Harvey did not hit a major city thats why. Just wait till the flooding reaches Houston then you will see some deaths...

>>139169270
their spin is that there has been more tornado warnings issued this august than the past 32 or 33 augusts.

>>139164936
Houstonfag here. It's been drizzling since the storm hit but no major downpours. Harvey was a giant nothingburger.

It's raining true, it storms worse than this all the time. Yes, some tornadoes, but people are out buying beer. Totally over blown.

>>139168289
Last year, Hurricane Matthew was supposed to hit here. Nothing happened and we were Watching that faggot Shepard Smith do this on TV.
https://youtu.be/QYaH5nU1Ls0

File: it's possible.jpg (101KB, 1024x551px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 1024x551px

>>139164936
It's possible that it is being sold as worse than it actually is but that's unlikely.

Alternatively, it could be sold as not a big deal if convenient to anti-Trump media.

>>139169649
exactly

File: 1502050572776.gif (480KB, 493x342px) Image search: [Google]

480KB, 493x342px

>>139164936
The calmest part of a hurricane is the eye soooo

>>139169882
>and your kids die too
hehe

Still haven't seen ANY proof that there's a hurricane in the gulf. This is just another made up liberal nothingburger designed to make Trump look bad.

>>139170218
It was barely raining out and we were cracking up about the fear mongering

The jew boot lickers are running around trying to find standing water and a fence down to report, it's pathetic.

>>139166938
Yes. https://twitter.com/NWSHouston

>>139164936

corpus christi here, it's been so dry I had to water my plants before they died. Just more Fake News from the MSM. I'm sure trump is going to get blamed for something, watch.

>>139168996
That looks weak as fuck.

1 day they will have exaggerated storm coverage and call for goy to load up on your bus for shelter, your cozy camp. How many goy will follow orders?

File: trump-ban[1].png (492KB, 810x450px) Image search: [Google]

492KB, 810x450px

>>139164936
>Hey, Trump here, is this Harvey?
>Harvey reminds me of Harley you know, terrific bikes, great bikes, great people riding them too from what I've seen
>I've held many rallies that were helped by these guys on Harleys, and so I'm happy whenever something reminds me of this great American company
>Okay, look Harvey, I'll be blunt. I can't do this hurricane thing, it's my hair.
>It's my real hair, you can feel it if you come over some day, but it's going to blow all over, it's mine, but it's not too.. happy in the wind, if you know what I mean-
>So, no, calm down Harvey, calm down, we'll find you another place to storm- don't be mopey now Harvey, we have this thing called HAARP, if you hit somewhere else we can make an earthquake there too-
>Harvey listen, we can make an earthquake too like that one in South America or wherever, and it'll be extra bad for the local business, very bad, we can make the worst earthquake, but only if you leave us alone now, ok?
>Okay Harvey, sounds great, good, good, okay, all the best to your kids-
>Ha-ha, I did see that one time you hit Obama, nice one - well, not for the families, but you know what I mean.
>Alright, good, stay away for the next seven years and we'll get you that HAARP treatment wherever else you decide to strike instead, just give us a call, fax, mail or something, ok? Alright, I'll send some papers over, okay, have a good one Harvey, have a good one-bye-bye.

>>139170806
>tfw it was all a ruse to sell more gas

>>139170806
I can see it happening one day. Anons. I will tell you again. If you have a smart tv, replace it with a non smart tv and use an android box for the "smart" capabilities you crave.

File: 1454205049929.jpg (160KB, 986x929px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 986x929px

IT WAS FORETOLD

It was Trump's first test under crisis.

He performed as expected.

>>139172010
>(((they))) don't control Google and it's Android OS
retard

>>139164936
The fuckery is hurricane development during slow/late stage high-pressure movement. They usually don't sit one spot for more than a week. Just somewhat misleading and over zealous forecasting.

>>139175590
>assuming you understand the depth of what was said
>assuming this has to do with just google or android when I specifically mentioned SMART TVS
You're a glass dwelling retard, chucking stones through your walls, jackass.

>>139164936
>false flag

idk anon how about you watch some actual fucking footage and tell me if it looks like a false flag

>I live 15 minutes from the eye

calling bullshit on this, I was IN the eye.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN2qCYPWwRg&t=9s

>>139166873
The three feet of rain were for if it stalled over one place for a few days, which it is doing. It's not a quick bang, it's a slow drip. Half of Houston is going to be flooded by Monday.

Hjalmar "Jalmari" Holopainen (29 June 1892 – 3 April 1954 ) was a Finnish football player who competed in the 1912 Summer Olympics. He was a defender. In the 1912 Summer Olympics, he played all four matches that Finland played. During in his career, he played the first six international matches with the Finnish national football team.

He was part of the HJK (Helsingin Jalkapalloklubi). When Jalmari Holopainen played in the team, HJK won the Finnish Championship in 1911, 1912, 1917 and 1918.

Jalmari Holopainen died at age 62 in 1954.

>>139176526
Kek, no it's not, the soil in the area can absorb a ton of water since they are dry.

The only thing this hurricane did was lower temperature by 10f for the entire south.

>>139177169
>Houston clay
>absorb
You're a fucking moron.

>>139175991
my god, man. Good luck to you. Hopes and prayers are with you in this terrible hour.

>>139164936
Hurricane Harvey
Heather Heyer
Hail Hitler

>>139169882
The fuck?

>>139165130
Underrated post

>>139164936
Fake hurricanes brought to you live on Jewtube.

>>139164936
Westside of Houston here. Getting my shit pushed in with rain but streets are clear and the bayou levels indicate it should keep draining throughout the night. Stay safe and keep stocked with whiskey. Glory to Jeff.

Spacecityweather com is good for local info.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAOVRkSCWmg

>>139167278
that was started by the mayor of Rockport. Best guess is he was trying to scare the remaining citizens out who refused evac. Dumbass.

>>139166734

I live near Barker Cypress and 290, I never would have known about a tornado had my mother not told me.

It's been pretty calm all day. It just now started raining rather heavily.

false flag for sure

>>139166186
Sweetie... :^)

>>139164936
Jeff's stream was real. The fuck are you talking about. There's tons of videos of fucked up houses and the rekt airport.

>>139165051

nah they're taking inventory of emergency response teams. Seeing how fast they can respond and create refugee camps.

>>139164936
>>139165033
Are you niggers high?

port aransas, aransas, portland and few other areas got skullfucked

>>139164936
but the global warming goyim, it makes hurricanes stronger

Houston here, it's nothing more that a thunder storm. A lot of rain with jew reporters running around finding the worse case scenario loving their 5 minutes on TV.

File: texas.png (694KB, 2000x1952px) Image search: [Google]

694KB, 2000x1952px

>>139164936
>little drizzle of rain
It is still raining here.

>>139169022
A small hurricane contains about 10,000 Hiroshima bombs worth of stored energy. HAARP runs on a few megawatts of power, which puts the energy it pumps into the atmosphere at about a million to a billion times less than that.

>>139170629
Thanks Corpus for all the money we are making from portable pump trucks and power....

Today was supposed to be a slow day anyways. We will really start to see how bad it is and have a better idea how bad it's going to get later tomorrow.

i'm in houston, i'm not supposed to be typing this but everyone here is in on it. you want to talk about a CIA run town, houston is an entire CIA psyop. i'm in my bathroom right now making this post. there is no rain here, there never was a hurricane. i drove in from corpus christi this morning after filming a newscast on a green screen set staging a shot on the coast. jeff is an agent, any livestream you've seen is just AI generated footage based on information input from storms in the past 20 years. why do you think the footage is so low resolution and shitty?

>>139187599
godammit harvey we told you to stop posting insider shit .. now come out of the bathroom and get in the meeting room. we've been waiting on you for 20 minutes

Everybody in Texas kept shooting the hurricane and wounded it. We'll finish this bitch off after church

>>139165130
and you didnt screenshot it? if thats the case, it didnt happen.

>>139187599
Who knows, but there's something hilarious going on.

>>139169882
oh fuck, I forgot about this

unexpected guffaw

Houston reporting, thunder, heavy raining with flooding. Nothing out of the ordinary at all for an average storm. Jew reporters locally on 24-7 now hyping goy fear. No one will die that's not a moron that would drive into a lake.

File: yer-fucked-boyo-01.png (188KB, 1551x1006px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 1551x1006px

>>139164936

Fuck you and your drizzle OP I'm getting fucked right now, i don't know where the fuck you think you are but you're not in Harvey.

>>139189894
Youre obviously not from Houston because morons drive into fucking underpasses every storm we have.

>>139164936
>was
It's still happening and will still be happening well into next week, this thing is expected to sit over Texas until Wednesday or Thursday continuously dumping metric shit-gallons of water

>>139190081
Heard a person already drowned. Please update if flooding get serious !

>>139190325
www.harriscountyfws.org if you want to follow along. Look for when they open dams and rivers crest. This is going to be a big one by the end of the week.

File: How+dare+you+think+texas+is+a+violent+trigger+happy+_4904d33a045206d6be737600ac4b211c.jpg (14KB, 300x154px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 300x154px

>>139164936
ALL TEXANS REPORT IN

>COUNTY
>STATUS
>VIEW OUTSIDE
>GRUB

Montgomery, getting soaked ,comfy watching mayweather win his shit, while wife makes some chorizo/egg muffins, drinking andchilling on the 3rd floor.

>>139192029
Harris, sitting on the back porch. Light rain thunder and lightning. Had a turkey sandwich a while ago.

>>139165051
>testing a death machine on yourself

>>139192029
Bellaire, roads are flooded, stalled cars everywhere, another 5 or so inches and water is coming into my house.

>>139192110
Streets are starting to flood where I'm at.

File: Screenshot_20170826-235842.png (229KB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

229KB, 1440x2560px

>>139192370
>>139192408
It's only just beginning. >>139192370

>>139164936
Turn on any of the news channels. Even the BBC is showing the damage.

>>139165051
bill gates controls the weather

>>139192477
Shhiiittteee

My car is fucked. I can't get it to higher ground.

>>139176526
Im from Houston. We've definitely have had worse

>>139192908
Allison and Ike leap to mind, but I'd say this will be as bad as the tax day flood.

>>139192853
https://youtu.be/gDBfZl6ZSFg

>>139192908
https://youtu.be/aAT8OOfmmNI

>>139164936
This post leads me to believe that this board is full of paranoid schizos

>>139164936

TEXAS 2 STRONK

>>139192370
>>139192408
In Alvin at work. Everything is flooded. Drove through 2 feet of water and barely made it in my truck. Any Houston area anons stay the fuck off the roads. Will check in later.

All the nothing burger fags kys.

>>139193441
Haven't left the house since work on Friday. Not planning on going anywhere until Monday at the earliest. My little Honda doesn't do water. We had a Hummer H2 during Ike, almost stalled out driving down a flooded road.

>>139193441
Hitchcock here, we're flooded. Cars are fucked. Houses not in stilts are fucked

>>139193077
Come on, anon. This isn't funny. My car is going to get completely fucked.
Streets are flooded and the rain just keeps coming down hard.

>>139193660
Drive it to a pay parking garage and get and Uber back home. $100 of parking charges are worth not losing your car. Hobby or IAH short term parking leap to mind.

>>139193660
get a kayak

File: 1503300500959.jpg (5KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 250x250px

Houston here, you retards do realize it's not going to be over until Tuesday, right?

Raining pretty gud right now desu

>>139190325
drown victim in Houston.

>>139193798
The forecast shows rain until next Saturday right now.

File: Banepost.jpg (28KB, 403x378px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 403x378px

>Hurricane stalls over one area
>Not much widespread damage since it barely moved
Hur DUR! False flage!!!!!

>>139192029
San Antonio... Lame as fuck, as always.

>>139193549
>>139193635
>>139193660
Godspeed anons I'll pray for you guys. This shit is serious. Tons of people stuck on roads in Houston. I bet atleast 10 people die tonight from floods.

>>139193773
>$100 of parking charges are worth not losing your car.
I keep a $100 deductable because I really truly don't give a fuck. If it costs any money to fix, they are paying for it. I travel a bit to and from work, and manage to waffle a deer every 3 years or so. I buy $500 clunkers, keep a low deductible, and when I inevitably hit some critter I put in a claim. I always get about $3-4k, and I don't know why. This has happened for my last 4 cars including one of my wife's (wife drives the nice cars).

>>139193798
Yeah its fucked right now. I'll check back in about 1:30. I repeat any Houston area anons STAY THE FUCK OF THE ROADS!!!!

>>139194029
I appreciate it, but this is nothing compared to Allison, Ike, or the flood back in '95. So far. All this rain has to go somewhere. At the end of next week we are going to see historic flooding of the Brazos and San Jacinto rivers. It's going to be a mess for a long time to come.
>>139194099
If I were somewhere it might flood I'd probably park my $5000 Honda in a garage somewhere and eat the $100 in parking fees. The insurance company would give me $3500 for the car, and there is no where I could buy what I have now for $3500.

>>139194029
I can only hope. Waiting on UH to cancel classes Tuesday because of flooding. I don't expect anything serious given the past 12 hours though, just try not to get sucked into a drainage hole or something

To all of my fellow Houston anons

This storm is a blessing for our city. Natural disasters usually serve as catalysts in the gentrification process so this anon>>139194471 and I can live in peace in the Third Ward

Post your best Steve Irwin memes boys

File: 20170826_235845.jpg (3MB, 4160x2080px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4160x2080px

It's just a Jewish trick. My truck isn't really half-underwater.

File: 1501489758588.jpg (55KB, 736x710px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 736x710px

>>139193844
fugg

>>139194912

You got a link to that? i need it.

File: kek's only begotten son.jpg (4MB, 3456x4608px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 3456x4608px

>>139192029
Harris County
some rain and wind but not much. retards miles away are drowning because they drive into deep water in underpasses.
it's dark and raining
bottle of water (ate dinner hours ago.. steak + mashed potatoes)

pic from last night's anon's post. kek sent his son to protect him from imminent danger.

>>139195194
https://www.harriscountyfws.org/

I live outside of Houston, west of the the Woodlands. It's raining decently here, but nearly as bad as is happening in Houston.

I'm worried about my house getting flooded again like it was last year in April and May.

A creek runs right through the property, flowing north to south.

I can only hope that because the major rain is to the south that the creek will not get as high as it did back then.

>>139193844
Far fewer inches though. The big stuff is Saturday to Monday.

>>139164936
climate change BTFO the hurricane

>>139192370
What part of bellaire? i'm west of you. alief .. near dairy ashfrod and westpark tollway

File: makes_me_think.png (70KB, 272x273px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 272x273px

>>139164936
>was hurricane harvey a false flag?
Whose flag was falsely flown?

File: Illuminati Card Weather Satellite.jpg (43KB, 300x415px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 300x415px

>>139164936

File: 1502171489258.jpg (172KB, 960x1098px) Image search: [Google]

172KB, 960x1098px

>>139195258
>Alief

nigger detected

>>139194029
>I bet atleast 10 people die tonight from floods.
2 or 3 already have late afteroon/evening

>>139195372
nah .. i lived here before the katrina niggers moved in.

they won't force me out! fuck that ..

>>139169882
i remember this lul. boynton beach reporting in

>>139195295
>a black flag will fly above the dome
AHHHGHHHHHHHHHh11111!

File: FUCK URBAN SPRAWL.jpg (186KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

186KB, 800x600px

>>139195437
I respect you for planting your feet in the ground anon. I'm tired of this urban sprawl bullshit as a result of white flight

>>139165130
This

>>139195247
I think we're pretty well fucked next week, sorry anon. Does your creek feed off of anything connected to Lake Conroe?

neckbeards don't leave the basement and don't believe anything until it floods their moms basement. good riddance texas virgins.

>>139195733
No, it's source goes northwest towards Magnolia

>>139195242

Thank you so much my man.

>>139164936
>The retarded media expected New Orleans 2.0.
>Not realizing NO was fucked by being basically below sea level.

>>139195836
I think you're probably going to be okay this time. The big hit is going to be when Conroe gets full and they open the dam.

>>139195924
A big chunk of it is that we aren't NO either. We pick back up and put it back together pretty quickly. Houston isn't a Convention Center/Mardi Gras city like NO is.

File: Screenshot_20170827-014232.png (3MB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1440x2560px

>>139195242
Mobile site sucks, but the desktop one still works on phones, so pick that one if it gives you the option

>>139196120
Houston also wasn't built below sea level with shoddily built levies.

File: Screenshot_20170827-014547.png (2MB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1440x2560px

>>139196399

>>139166734
Hey neighbor

>>139196404
Agreed. I live right by the San Jacinto river, but I'm about 50' elevation above the bank of the river.

>>139192029
Wilcrest and Briar Forest here. Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock. Starting to get pretty drunk. Roads are getting a bit damp. Have power, but internetting by lamplight anyway.

>>139196031
This map is centered on the creek I live next to, though north of where I live: http://arcg.is/1Cjfnm

I live in the 100 year flood area (blue)

>>139195242
>4ft till bank overflows
>Week full of rain
I think my house is gonna be sunk

>>139196610
Completely out of salsa. Repeat, need more salsa.

File: 1501129376885.gif (628KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

628KB, 800x800px

DO YOU HEAR THE FROGS SING???

SINGING THE SONG OF HAPPY FROGS!!!

>>139196614
If you're in the 100 year flood plain you might be fucked. Sorry anon. Luckily west of 45 the floods aren't that bad because it all drains to the southeast via the san jac, lake houston, and galveston bay.

File: praise kek.png (442KB, 638x366px) Image search: [Google]

442KB, 638x366px

THE RAIN HAS PICKED UP AGAIN IN KATY!!!

BRING IT ON!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

COME ON KEK!!! I PRAY TO THEE!!!

>>139165130
Check plus

What happened to /hhg/? This shit still poppin yo.

>>139197340
I don't know, was in it last night, was looking for it tonight. I spent most of the day playing FFXV, had no idea it even existed until about 3 days ago. Sort of meh, just like this hurricane.

>>139197430
It was the rain that was the main concern about this storm. People are som impatient and tend to underestimate stuff like this.

>>139197430
I still have hope that before this is over, we will have video of nigs being pulled from the bayou. For me, that would make it all worthwhile.

>>139197631
Well that video probably already exists.

>>139164936
been raining all day in Austinnnnnnnia

>>139177169
you called it soil but expert you no are

https://youtu.be/eSJl2132p18

I saw this earlier today anons. To all Katy/ West Houston anons, avoid Westheimer Parkway

>>139197730
Yeah i guess I should just go to bed now. So sleepy.

>>139164936
Austinite here, and WE'RE BEING FUCKED BY RAIN. Harvey is sure as hell real If I'm feeling it as hard as I am all the way in Austin, so the coast HAS to be fucking dead after this.

File: sunday 27th 01-17 am.jpg (395KB, 1652x798px) Image search: [Google]

395KB, 1652x798px

>>139197794
>I saw this earlier today anons. To all Katy/ West Houston anons, avoid Westheimer Parkway
ouch.. i'm like maybe 100 feet from the parkway ;_;

do i need to get a boat?

>>139197864
Your bed will be your tomb.

>pleasant dreams!

>>139198725
I wrote 1488 on all my limbs in sharpie. Look for me in the news, anons.

>>139199194
So you live in Magnolia?

>>139196741
>1/4 of a mile away
>1ft from top
I can't wait to ride out my bed to the gas station

>>139165130
Kek

>>139192029
Bell county is getting drenched. I’m honestly shocked. I didn’t think Harvey would dare come this far north.

>>139192029
Oops, forgot grub. I just ate some blueberry gelato.

>>139164936

San Antonio here, youre literally fucking retarded

File: houston.png (969KB, 1156x679px) Image search: [Google]

969KB, 1156x679px

tornadoes wtf

>>139195825
Except there’s no basements in Texas...