Anti-NEET Action

>>139160037
i fucked op's mother but she hasn't paid me yet.

i poo'd in the loo

>>139160037
put up painter's tape so i can repaint my mom's house

contacted my landlord to make sure my roommates and my proof of income are valid and meet the rent

>>139160603
Came here to post this. Did you get the deluxe special?

>>139160037
I finished putting up a new privacy fence in my back yard about 4 hours ago.

>>139160037
I got a job as a scaffolder for $29/hr.

Feels good man.

>>139160037
>I got Trump elected by shitposting from my mother's basement

That wasn't recent anon, try harder

>>139161180
$29 an hour for that type of work? Dang, looks like you got a sweet deal going on.

im giving conor all my meme magic to ko that nigga inside 3 rounds.

>>139160037
Wrote an entire song just today

>>139160037
I miss being a NEET and going to thegym two hours a day. I need to find a way to make decent money working from home.

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>>139160037
But I'm a NEET and there's literally nothing you can do about that.

>>139160037
I spent the entire summer in my room browsing pol.

>>139160037
I bought a house and a truck so I can work on my project truck.

>>139162540
I just bought a new motorcycle so I can work on my project bike. Got it torn down and just need to clean the carbs, replace some of the gaskets and put it back together.

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Food helper came by and I wasn't too shy to open the door. It was meatballs&spaghetti today.

She said there'd be meatloaf and mashed potatoes plus pudding for dessert tomorrow so I thought I'd be extra brave and see her face to face again instead of having her leave my food by the front door like usual.

>>139163102
Give her a few piss jugs and I'm willing to bet that she will give you some tater tots as an extra snack.

>>139160037
I made 400k in crypto wage cuck

>>139160037
i grew a year older

>>139163102
>Food helper came by
What now?

I had a headache, and didn't complain about it to anyone.

>>139160037
I violently masturbated for 3 hours this morning.

>>139163102
what the fuck faggot? i am a neet too but i still face people.

>>139160037
I failed my A level retakes HAHA

>>139164661
She helps me with food. I don't want to go to store every week so she brings me hot dinner. Usually I just make her leave the containers by my front door so I don't have to deal with the anxiety. Also she's kind enough to take out any garbage bags I've left outside the door when she comes.

>>139165347
>I don't want to go to store every week
Don't grocery stores deliver in Finland?

>so I don't have to deal with the anxiety
Why are you anxious?

>>139165347
You're too anxious to leave the house?
Man, you're a whimp.

>>139160037
Just got my CompTIA A+ certification a few days ago, looking to start a career in IT soon. No more waiting tables for me.
Wish me luck, anons.

>>139160037
Graduated High school and starting college in a few days.

>>139167137
NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>139165892
Why would I want to do that when I have a state sponsored food helper?

>>139160037

I work two mediocre jobs, a full and a part time, because New Jersey is an expensive shithole.

I also got a CDL manual.

>>139160037
I got Trump elected by shitposting from your mom's bedroom

>>139166050
lotsa luck

there are tonsnof other certs you should go for to give you an edge in the job market

lots of tutorials on youtube as well

MAGA

I single handedly manipulated Social trends and topics to make everyone think trump was gonna lose.

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>>139160037
Here is a list for you FBI

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>>139160037

NEET MASTER RACE, why haven't you taken the accelerationist pill yet pol?

>don't have to pay taxes that go to niggers to have babby
>don't have to deal with filthy roast holes who just want your money
>don't have to go to UNI and get indoctrinated with communist white guilt
>can workout everyday
>can actually develop skills that YOU are interested in
>no debt
>not paying to become a wage cuck

You have to be a retard to not be NEET

I'm so NEET that I would even donate my body to someone if that meant they would make good use of my organs. I want to be useful or help with anything. The only reason I don't commit suicide is because it would be a waste of a body if nobody found me in time. Is there a place where I can be killed legally and then they get body parts?

>>139160037
I worked

I had my college orientation today.

>>139160037
Did my college homework. Also, did work for my job.

>>139167889
>state sponsored food helper
>ID is Vey
>Why?
You could try not acting like a nigger.

>>139160037
I got a raise
finally broke through the six figure mark