>Literally paid for by British tax payers God save de Queen

>>139141765
In India when nature calls;
There are no restrooms in malls.
So they spread their feed,
On a designated street;
And try not to shit on their balls.

>>139143532
Did she get anything done

>>139141765
unforeseen levels of cuckery. blazing ahead with new levels of nigger faggotry.

>>139143664
she was fucking hilarious, that's good enough

>>139141765
What the fuck kinda bullshit English are they speaking.
Reminds me of dem Patois Jamaicans dem we haffi di medicine rum bumbaclart.

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>>139141765
>dem get no toilet niko

>>139141765
>the kang's english

>>139141765
LOL which one of you hacked them? Haha that's fucked up

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>>139144682
>Dey got the "queens" language
>We got da KANGZ language

>dey use bush as toilet

kek

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>>139141765

>The woman wey dey for her 20's don dey married to her husband for five years, butna for inside bush she dey poopoo

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>>139144928
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

>>139141765
This isn't real... I thought it was a meme by one of you guys on here... This can't be real.

>>139141765
okay, it's real. What do I know.

>>139145367
And the british thought their legacy will live on
Now i'm sure the status of english being the lingua franca can be dislodged too

>>139145763
i had the same reaction, kek
Is this some kind of obscure african KANG english?

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dem no get toilet
dem no poo loo

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Dem dar niggas got dey news now

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>>139145763
tendies/shitpost

>>139141765
I agree it's funny and a ridiculous waste of money, but its BBC world service for Nigeria, not the UK

People keep implying it's regular UK news

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>>139147552
we all know how well bbc takes care of the bbc

>bu-bu-but it's supposed to be that way! i-i-it's supposed to be inclusive of tanned brits!

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>>139148003

>>139147951
I'm just explaining it's the BBC world service, which is different

>>139147552
Most of the users are probably from here desu

>>139141765
>God BLACK de Queen bruv
Rewrote it in BRITISH for you.

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>>139145222
>it's real
Every day I get more and more convinced that I have died and this is actually hell.

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>>139149201
She's already blacked...

>>139149603
>this is actually hell.
Naw, it's an elaborate setup to a divine joke, hell is the punchline.

>>139145067
>>dey use bush as toilet

just spat out the water i was drinking

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>>139146396
Welp. From Somali to English.

>>139141765
WYPIPO BE USIN QUEEN'S ENGLISH
WE BE USIN THE KANGZ ENGLISH!
WHITEBOYS CAN'T EVEN COMPETE

>>139141765
So is BBC world, BBC America, BBC Europe etc.

Me no speak dis chi chi language ya get me.

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>>139141765
Can the people who speak pidgin read?

>>139141765
>boss man in de sky keepin de boss lady no hurt

>>139147353
Rodger. I studied about pidgins at a university in Britain. Now I finally know what they are. We are making a mockery out of ourselves in the west. In America articles in ebonics would be the butt of jokes of every color. Is this social engineering? They don't want minorities to be able to read English?

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Listen to the first song. Just do it, at least for a minute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld3GUvXSL_E&t=68s&index=24&list=FLqGcLhFNlHh7jHBH3vtn6YA

>>139141765
hmmmm

why is africa so poor?
Kpakpakpa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC4rPfyYp44

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>>139152534
>beating on beer bottles and screaming as they have "visions" (jenkum huffing hallucinations)

>>139152798
>I hab 5 chldruns I iz jobless

SHOCKED, ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED

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Da jews cutol da world karamapim tok r responsible for brigig daka uncivilized hoards to da unit kangdum

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>>139153985
>She been think say she go go Olympics for Rio but day one no happen because dem drop her.

This website is just divine

>>139143532
What is going on here?

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>>139141765
Take the gravel pill

>>139144000

It's pidgin, some overly simplified english for minimal language barriers while doing business, probably.

Also check that full house digits m8

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>>139158063
>that nigger truly knows he and his people are worthless

That gook clubbed him with reality