what are scandinavian achievements?

>>139135130
What are googles?

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Hockey (Sweden)
Silje Torp (Norway)
Lego (Denmark)

>>139135130
dynamite if I remember correctly

>>139135250
Whoa whoa really advanced all of humankind there, scandicucks

The humanitarian superpower

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>>139135130
A lot, actually.

>>139135365
Like you've never made your Lego hockey team run a train on your Lego Silje Torp.

carving out a nice place for ourselves in the cold north and live happily. what more could you want out of life?

>>139135130
Anti-depressants. Completely coincidentally; a happy populace.

>>139135130
Mudhuts and cuckoldry.

>>139135365
Deswegen ist Norwegen auch nicht in der EU
WEIL DIE AM LEBEN VORBEILAUFEN

>>139135130
They are very small countries but have many inventions per capita.

>>139135130
Creating your shithole of a country

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undedable nogia bone :DDD

>>139135507
>what more could you want out of life?
A Thorium reactor and a Russian invasion that gets Vegar Hoel killed in Finnmark?

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>>139135130
Cheese slicer

>>139135426
I like how they all ignore this

>>139135732
Finland =/= Scandinavian. Only plebiscites think Superior Suomi is Inferior Scandinavian.

>>139135130
Ikea

>>139135130
Nitroglycerin
Dynamite
Alfred Nobel's other inventions

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>>139135130
Achievements? They managed to get their capitals to have some of the highest rises in crime in Europe.

AIS, HIV Tracker and Pacemaker are some of the Swedish ones

Nera

>>139135130
get constantly raped by refugees and still walk it off like nothing has happened. They became like Super Saiyan level of being in denial.

>>139135130
cuckolding

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>>139135666
>Creating your shithole of a country
>coming from a slovenshit

>>139136033
I reckon nitroglycerine was invented by some Russian beforehand and Nobel stealed it ike the kike he was

>>139135771
yeah i guess that's nice too

>>139135426
why do our politicians hate russians when we are cooping our element discovery and attempts at stabilizing

>>139136384
I'd also settle for a rock fall in a Fjord that floods Geiranger that nearly kills Kristoffer Joner and Ane Dahl Torp.

>>139135874
is racemixxing with suomi the only way to create the master race

>>139135732
You need to learn the difference between Scandinavia, Fennoscandia and Nordics.

Maritime technology.

>>139135130
Inventing the tanker, abba, also the world record for simultaneous somali dick up the ass is held by a swede.

>>139136687
En. We pass on Finnish Heritage Disease. Suomi genes dominate when mixed with inferior races of Europe and the child will die of weird brain diseases.

t. Lost a brother and a child to Finnish Heritage Disease.

>>139135365
t. Hans Mehmet al Turk

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>>139135130
Norway invented:
>The springfield rifle
>The modern handgrenade
>The cheese grater
>The modern landmine
>The Harpoon
>The Spraycan
>Outboard motor

>>139135130
Somehow having the whole world being obsessed with us

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>>139136298
Indeed, we cucked the entire continent. You are all vikangs rape babies.

>>139136873
>vasaskeppet

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>>139137405
bants

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>>139135130
Britain.

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>>139135130
Fighting off hordes of subhuman drunk russians. Pic related

>>139137754
Finland =/= Scandinavia.

>>139135130
Having wives' sons

>>139137113
we dont use "al" or "bin" in our language like arabs and afghans do, you should know better since you are an arabic nation, mr. muhammad bin jaffar

>>139137786
t. amerifat education

>>139137882
t. Son of Finnish immigrants.

>>139135130
Mærsk
The US Army is running on danish software.
Navigation in space.
Niels Bohr
Carl Nielsen
Hans Christian Andersen

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>>139135130
Niels Bohr made the foundational contributions to understanding atomic structure and quantum theory

>>139137709
Also Britain

>>139135130
Charles XII

Russia had to make a Coalition to destroy a Swedish Empire in the great Northern War and Sweden almost capitulated Russia in that war.


Reading about Swedish history makes it sadder how far they have fallen.

>>139137405
Not sure how it happened, but the Vikangs settled in Ireland at some point. In fact, the most common Irish surname Murphy or McMurphy actually means "sea fighter" or "sea warrior" in Gaelic. There are many cultural ties to Scandinavia in both Ireland and Scotland. I myself, an American of Irish origin, have bright light blue eyes and was born with a head full of nearly white blonde hair.

>>139137944
was referring to the poster you corrected

Pretty lit Norse mythology

>>139135426
Aww shit nigga, we discovered something

>>139138263
My bad. Didn't check ID. Apologies.

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>>139135130
Group theory, elliptic functions, Abelian varieties

>>139135130
we wuz vikangz and shiet
now give us skype back

>>139138321
>gypsium

>>139138687
Will trade Skype for a lifetime supply of Viru Valge and A. Le Coq and a chick from the 2019 laulupidu to be named at a later date.

>>139138755
IT'S SOMETHING!

>>139135130
There were a lot of fairly famous scientists in Scandinavia.
If you include finland, you also get Linus Torvalds, on who's software 2 thirds of the web and mobile phones are running.

Well they were not bad, had the vikings and some other stuff. But are a bit far historically in comparison with other white euro's, like Britain, France, Greece, Netherlands, Portugal, Italy, Spain and probably Russia.
After those that got empires and world power, you have some like Sweden, Austria, Denmark that did also good.

>>139138633
that name sounds incredibly dutch. im 100% sure his family is dutch.

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>>139138410
np finnbro

>>139135130
We're the most diverse and tolerant countries on the planet to date

>>139138884
vve are not fucking muhameds vve dont trade chicks

>>139139059
>that name sounds incredibly dutch
"Abel" is a biblical name, not tied to any region.

And "Niels Henrik" does not sound dutch to me.

>>139139342
Niels Henrik sounds fucking dutch/germanish m8

>>139139241
>vve are not fucking muhameds
I know. That's why Eesti is Besti.

Still, I just want an Eestifu. I'd give anything to just sniff Lenna Kuurmaa's butthole.

>>139139342
t. ahmed
niels hendrik could either be dutch or german. but heinrich is like the german version of hendrik. so thats why i assumed dutch

>>139139241
What's with the double-v or as the faggot know it 'double-u'

>>139139518
niels is (former) norwegian/danish, henrik is at least norwegian. we use nils now. not seeing the dutch connection.

>>139135130
the anti-rape bracelet

>>139139761
In estonian vve call it tvvin-V ''Kaksik-V

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Numerous discoveries in chemistry and other sciences. Von Linné.

>>139139518
Niels is the danish form of Nicholas and apparently quite popular both in the Netherlands and Denmark/Norway.

"Henrik" is used in various forms all over Europe, from Henry to Henrique, there is no particular connection to the Netherlands.

>>139139717
t. ahmed
No.
see above..

>>139135130
Grandest greatest faggotry on the seven seas.
>>139135250
Who the fuck is Silje Torp? Is that really the best lmao

>>139139777
Thanks for education i just assumed he vvas right because i knevv that the name came somevvhere from the vvest.

>>139140001
yes, and the combination of the 2 made me think hes dutch

>>139140155
Lots of Scandinavians would take more German sounding names because it was in style at the time. Besides the common roots of many names, that is. Denmark has always been more continental, too.

>>139136904
You country is way more cucked than Sweden, you fucking negroid-admixed regressive Alpine subhuman

>>139140017
Silje is an Amazonian godess. She's famous for being the cop in Lilyhammer and a Viking in Vikingane.

I want her to rape and pillage me.

>>139140315
i see

>>139135666
nice trips Slovakia

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>>139135130
Architecture & design

>>139137405
I thought whenever Vikings actually fought with prepared organized soilder they lost most of the time? Was the only time a Viking won in battle was due to the fact they had the element of surprise? Where they the original nigger of Europe?

>>139135130
Stealing beautiful women

Brunost

>>139135666
HOL UP, YOU BE SAYING THAT RUSSANZ WERE ACTUALLY VIKANGZ ? DAVAIIII

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>>139140734
>Americlap education

Noone was a match for the strength and fighting skill of the vikang, some even thought of the kangs to be supernatural creatures.

>>139141527
>Noone was a match
Except the Forest Finns. The Viking fears the Suomi. That's why they could never sail on Viking ships; it was believed the Finn's temper controlled the weather. A belief that kept going until WWII.

>>139135801
GLORIOUS NORWEGIAN STÅÅL, cheese slicer sharp like ostehovel. Filthy american cheese go home.

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Breivik <3

>>139137290
I never heard of Sweden until I entered college, and when I heard of you all I felt was disgust. I coudn't understand why you would let your women waste their builty being unfeminine and basically a bunch of lesbians.
It was never a surprise for me when Sweden began to embrace cuckholdry, you faggots stopped being manly many years ago before this all started to happen.

>>139135250
Is your pic related a trap?

>>139138053
Thats what we do better then anyone.
Destroying Empires.

>>139135130
subjugating finland

>>139135250
>Silje Torp (Norway)

Literally the fuck who?

>>139135130
The creation of Russia.

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>>139135130
Norwegians invented the cheese slicer. The most important kitchen tool in history.

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>>139142613
No.
>>139143355
She is sex.

>>139135130
They are good looking that is about it.

>>139137188
>The springfield rifle
Which is just a fucking Mauser action.

>>139135130
Being great

>>139135130
Beauty

>>139143777
>>139143864
Need more Silje Torps in this world.

>>139142494
>I coudn't understand why you would let your women waste their builty being unfeminine and basically a bunch of lesbians.

Have you been to sweden? They are generally even more beautiful than Brazilians.

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Gauge Blocks, Swedish Inventor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gauge_block

>>139139059
Abel sounds incredibly Norwegian.

Nokia made such a good phone kike run Microsoft had to buy it out and wreak it.

Finns might not consider themselves Scandinavian though.

>>139139995
>Von Linné.

Oh yeah... The Swedish invented race theory and eugenics.

>>139144257
Cain and Abel (הֶבֶל ,קַיִן) were the sons of Adam and Eva
It's a hebrew name goy

>>139144125
>more beautiful than Brazilians.
I have seen sea slugs more beautiful than Hues.

>>139135250
Is trannies all you got in Scandinavia?

>>139146004
Leave my Viking Goddess alone.

>>139144342
They're aren't Scandinavian, you moron.

scandis gifted us death metal, awesome viking stories and edda, and basically old viking culture which i absolutely love, sadly about german old god culture is nothing left, because christianity arrived much sooner for us than for the scandinavians. So i guess i feel the most connected with viking culture, maybe because it was the closest to old germanic culture.

Russia, Gustav Adolphus, eugenics, metal, science, navigation

They invented cuckoldry and will die by it. :)

>>139135130
Thor. I like his hammer too.

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>>139135130
Here are some real achievements

Snow manlets never did anything worth mentioning besides creating viking meme culture.

>>139150643
Wasn't it Roman Emperor Caracalla?

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Staying apart from Russia

black metal and vikings

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Topping international charts

>>139153854
Finland != Scandinavia.