Lidl Polite Chimpout

So much anglo trash. Do your """white""" people only come out when there is cheap shitty alcohol for sale?

>>139126296
People are fucking retarded hear. It's cunts like this that panic buy bread and tinned food and jam up roads when we're forecast an inch of snow

>>139126465
>People are fucking retarded hear.

>hear

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>>139126411
No, we also come out when you're trying to fuck up Europe.

>>139126623
Yeah that wasn't an intentional word choice. I'm putting that one down to autocorrect from phone posting

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>>139126632
10/10 my fellow paki

Lidl is opening in Serbia anyday now... I can't wait to become a consumerist moron.

>>139126296
Why do britbongs like LIDL?

People used to go to church on sunday morning now the supermarket has replaced church.

And you do get better value for money and less paedophilia.

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>dat queue

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>>139126623
No.
>Do you hear, people are fucking retarded.

>>139126296
>General 'state-of-the-country' thread
cucked beyond saving

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>>139126296
>Drops a bottle of prosecco
>It smashes.
>Picks up the largest piece.
>Bobby runs towards you
>"Oi! Drop it! That's a deadly assault weapon."
>"B..but officer, it was an accident!"
>"Don't you argue with me, or i'll cuff you!"

Who the fuck goes to LIDL.
They can't even keep their drinks cold.
Like what the fuck, can't they just invest in refrigerators?

damn, do brits really like prosecco this much or is it just the prospect of free booze

>>139126296
>Prosecco
How much savings are we talking?

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>>139127023
evidently because you can buy a bottle of shit wine for £3.33

Just go to Tesco and get it for a fiver, have some self respect.

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>>139126296
Slaves.

>>139127720
It's usually like 5-6 pounds a bottle but the deal was 6 for £20

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>>139127500
Can you blame them for drinking? I'd be drinking boxed wine or plastic if I were there.

>>139126296
So cheap booze is what it takes to rally an all white crowd in Europe these days.

>>139126296
Brexit did a number on you guys.

>>139126296
It's not just wine, it's the normies champagne, made in Italy.

>>139128016
Or, they could make their own wine for £1.25 pounds and not be completely useless.

If you're going to be an alcoholic, do it right. Don't be one of those idiots who goes to the liquor store five times a day to buy those small mini bottles.

>>139128354
£1.25 pounds per bottle. It's roughly $2 CAD here per bottle, so I just quickly converted it.

>>139128257
That's what the conflict in Ireland is based off, i think.

>>139126296
6 bottles for £20 is very cheap, and for some reason the women of Britain all drink Prosecco now. The Perlenbacher Pilsner is reduced to £2.99 for 6 and is actually pretty good, I'm drinking it now. Bavarian bratwurst also half-price, and crisps work out at 4p a bag.

>>139126823
Lidl came to Norway in the early 2000s. They didn't last very long though. People in Norway are quite fond of local brands, but Lidl mostly sold German brands.
Personally, I quite liked it. It was nice to get some variety.

>>139127609
Prosecco is a meme in Britain - it's like slut juice or something. Or what hobos drink,
What's the Abbo equivalent in Oz?

>>139127609
Our women are obsessed with it and have been for a couple of years now, they think it's sophisticated.

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>le spend the weekend shopping at IKEA and Aldi in your new BMW you bought on finance, before driving back to your tiny Barrett Home and watching Ant & Dec with a takeaway

Why did Orwell say the future lies with the Proles?

>>139128257
I remember there were stabbings at the opening of an Ikea not long ago.

>>139128688
Part and parcel, ol' chap.

>>139126296
Probably going to sell them darn sarff for £££s

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>>139128281
haha are you proud?
Someone told me 'Prosecco' means 'vomit' in Italian, but they may have lied.

>>139128549
goon is what it's known by here, can't go without a nice bag of goon straight from the case

>>139128281
champagne is just sparkling wine.

>>139128281
So it's to Italy what Cava is to Spain.

>>139128646
This.

>>139128949
Exactly, and yet for some reason cava is no longer fashionable with middle-class women while they drink prosecco all day long.

>>139129044
I see. Cava is quite popular in Norway, as far as I'm aware.

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>>139126296
>LIDL

>>139128646
>>139129002
Hard to believe their ancestors conquered a quarter of the world.

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Have anyone of you tasted Bollinger?

>>139126296
>booze
>8am
bullshit.

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>>139129044
I think it's a ratchet whore way of trying to look classy - i.e. when you open it in da club it fizzes over, and Darren from accounts might think you've bought a bottle of Cristal.

>>139129365
If you left your bedroom now and again you'd know that supermarkets sell booze at all hours

>>139127098

I think I would also prefer to got buy alcohol then attend your feminist queer inclusive churches.

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>>139126296
You got LIDL over there on the ape islands?

>mfw germany is intoxicating britons with the poisonous jew (alcohol)

gib dem shekels, kevin

>>139128911
No, champagne is sparkling white wine from a particular part of France. All champagne is sparkling white wine, but most sparkling white wine is not champagne.
>>139128281
If it was made in Italy, it isn't champagne, it's sparkling white wine.
GET CULTURED FAGGOTS

>>139126296
Why is there so many white people there?
In Sweden only shitskins goes to Lidl

>>139126296
thats a nice orderly que right there.

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>>139129360
I had a glass of ((allegedly)) £200 champagne once, but it still tasted like bile to me. All white wine and cider tastes like stomach acid for some reason.

Currently enjoying a nice Malbec

>>139126296
>Prosecco (cheap ass wine) sale to get people up at 8am
That can't be real...

>>139129731
Northeast is still mainly white, if you can called Geordies white.

>tfw when you buy 10 bottles of 500000€ Champagne carried in by a train of supermodels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkvhwRCLRDw

>>139129864
Bought a Bollinger for 60£, it was really good actually.

>>139129612
Don't enforce Jewish trademarks instead of colloquial definitions of words. It's obnoxious. If I as you for a pair of channellock pilers, I don't what to hear that I actually mean slip joint pilers because channel lock is a brand.

>>139126296
A fellow Northumbrian.

>>139130000
Actually, I mean tongue-and-groove pilers. See? No one would understand what I was talking about. Just use the fucking colloquial definitions.

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>>139129731
I'm from the North East of the UK - it's the last hope for us, i.e. loads of parochial little townships who would literally lynch outsider rapists.

>>139129937
Border folk are 99.98 percent white.

>>139130141
Where abouts pal? Near Otterburn here.

>>139129612
>All champagne is sparkling white wine, but most sparkling white wine is not champagne.
I never said, or implied, that it fucking was, learn to read.

Mate it's a fucking bargain innit!

I was up at 4am, stood in a queue for 7 hours and got a bottle of Prosecco for £1.25 instead of £1.75.

Meanwhile you losers are sitting on your computers talking about "politics! n stuff lol losers.

Let's get fuckin' mashed!!

>>139126296
>prosecco
>cheap wine

The absolute state of British education...

>>139129938
why are billionaires always old ugly blokes

>>139130085
Morpeth - you?

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>>139130253
>ywn live in a fortified farmhouse in Coquetdale, far from shitskins and unpleasantness

>>139129731
Muslims don't drink alcohol.

>>139130659
>Italian sparkling wine
>is cheap
>not cheap wine
The absolute state of non-countries.

>>139130333
>>139130817

>>139130659
£3.33 a bottle is about as cheap as wine gets here, Abdul

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>>139126728

>>139130817
Don't live there now, lived there 31 years though, changed a lot.

>>139130842
Noice.

>>139130659
Also approximately £2.82 of the £3.33 a bottle is tax, so they're selling prosecco for just over 50p a bottle. So yes, it's cheap as fuck.

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>>139131296
Crumbs, I thought I was an oldfag. How did you get out? And why aren't you defending the realm like our border reiver ancestors??

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>>139126296
>buying cheap prosecco frfom lidl which taste as sparkling piss

>>139130659
>>139131647
Actually I just checked and it's worse than I thought. Tax on sparkling wine is more, the total tax including VAT is... £3.33 a bottle, so they're literally giving it away. It's that rare thing, a true loss leader.

>>139130659
6 bottles for 20 quid? The streets of newcastle will be safe for no man tonight. In fairness, Champagne (the actual real shit) is an excellent drunk - you dont think you are, dont feel like you are, but, youre actually smashed. Prosecco is just the Aldi variant, and, who can blame the slags for wanting their taste.

>middle class tryhards
>if something has a french name and has been on one of these celebrity baking tv shows they will be on it like crack

If some middle class bint hears 'Poitrine de singe' wine is the fashion they will be up at 3 in the morning to buy it.

The UK thrives on petty snobbery, oneupmanship, faux elitism and forced social ascension.

Apart from me, I'm a really nice guy.

>>139131796
I am lad, near Otterburn. Moving near Pont soon though. I probably know your older bros and sisters lad.

>>139132056
>if something has a french name
That doesn't explain this then.

>Queuing up to get some prosecco for £1.70 less than a normal supermarket brand

This fucking country

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>>139132056
>Prosecco
>French

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>>139128646
>>139129002
>>139129342
>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

>>139132324
Anything East past the channel is French to me

>>139132234
I hear some drunk lad from Blyth is going to be declared King of the North soon, and we will all rally under his banner.

>>139128511
Reminds them of being 14 and drinking Labrini in a park

>>139132470
Some sound lads in that dump. Met many gooduns, same as Crammy.

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THE ETERNAL ANGLO

>>139132680
Listen krautbro, we're the same fucking gene pool lad, Anglian.

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>>139132680
E S O T E R I C
J A H A N I S M

>>139132348
Love Deanoposting

>>139126296
can't you pay full price somewhere without lines?

>>139131998
and also the worse hangover you'll ever have in your life

>queues outside the supermarket
what the fuck is wrong with you fucks?
I've NEVER EVER seen a queue outside a supermarket in Italy, I've seen them packed pretty tight at times, but never caused a problem because most of the garbage that is used to restrict the flux of people in certain directions got removed, since they were expecting more people than usual.
Are your supermarkets really that shitty? Do you have just a long snake-line that goes from the entrance to the exit with no maneuver space? What the fuck?

>>139133089
This is mostly underclass scum, they need to buy cheap booze in order to still be able to afford their cigarettes and sky tv subscriptions on their dole money.

>>139133554
They are waiting for it to open

>>139133647
your supermarkets open at 8 AM?

>>139133554
It opens at 8am, they're waiting for it to open so they can go in and buy a load of half-price Prosecco for their fat daughter's shitty wedding.

>>139132586
Will you answer the call?

>>139133708
Some do. Your average shop will open anywhere between 6am-9:30am

>>139133708
Shitty ones do. Normal people shop at regular supermarkets that are usually 24h

>>139133708
Lidl does, I went in at 8am the day after the Brexit referendum to buy four bottles of champagne. The Poles and Romanians working there still give me funny looks.

>>139133089
It's £4-5 normally - these skets are queueing to get it for £3.50

>>139126296

LIDL has been advertising here in the states for a while now. I have no idea where one's at around me. I've seen Aldi trucks too, but a lot fewer in recent months.

I wonder how these chains are going to compete with CostCo, Sam's Club, Wal-Mart, Trader Joe's, and Harris Teeter? All of the different niches they could have occupied already have incumbent brands.

>>139133937
Same way they do here - price

Who cares. They drink and they want a good deal, so what. It's okay to do Normie shit every now and then. We all do it. Only extreme weirdos don't.

>>139133708
Isn't that the case in most places? Either 7:00 or 8:00 AM.

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>>139129141
Prosecco is better.

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>>139133469
These numbers don't even sound remotely plausible

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>>139134065
>we
>uses the word "normie"
>blah blah weirdos
t-thanks T_D

>>139133937
They are continental supermarkets that sell their own shitty off brands, leave most stuff on pallets and forgo most customer service to sell stuff cheap. You aren't even supposed to bag up your stuff at the checkout so they can keep the lines moving.

>>139133937
Also a lot of people find shopping comfier when there's less choice, eg one brand of tomato ketchup rather than 30,one brand of beans etc. Men in particular seem to prefer it.

>>139133769
Aye lad. You're not Northumbria polices homo enforcement division t though lad?

>>139133785
>>139133816
>>139133842
I guess lidl is really shitty wherever you go then, it always looks more like an hardware store than a supermarket over here
>>139134074
depends, I have two supermarkets nearby that "open" at 6AM and then open in full at 7AM. A conad nearby opens at 7:30 AM, but since it's in the middle of nowhere you wont' see people go there before 8 AM anyway.

>>139133937
Aldi's been around for a long time and is well-established all over the states though.

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>>139132348

Fucking hell, nailed it.

Any more copypastas like this?

How cheap does wine have to be to get people out in droves like that?
The other day I bought 30 liters of wine for $70 and nobody was lining up.
That's like $2 a bottle

>>139134414
Shopping at Aldi is like stepping into a parallel universe where the Germans won the war and Moser Roth is a leading chocolate brand.

>>139134813
They'd literally kill you for that in Bongland, it's heavily taxed so hardly ever less than £3 ($4ish), and that's for absolute shit.

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>>139134060
They have somewhat cheap food and tech for the home (electric kettles, blenders, toasters, etc.), but they ramp up the prices on cosmetics.
There's also not much choice there; I'd rather go to a Kaufland for my shopping. They also have rather expensive cosmetics (a Nivea shampoo costs 1 or 2 euros more than the usual price in smaller shops), but the bigger size and the many choices you have there redeem it somewhat.

>>139126296

Lower middle class people are vulgar trash.

>>139134978
Their own-brand toiletries are cheap though, can't complain at 32p for shower gel.

>>139134847
hurr

>>139135180
They do the job, yeah... but sometimes you just want something nicer.

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>>139135180
I heard a rumour that their own-brand tooth paste, shower gel and hemorrhoid cream is the same stuff, just in different packaging

>>139134414

I never realized that, I've honestly never seen an actual Aldi or Lidl storefront.

>>139136028
They sell a herbal flavour toothpaste which defies description, you could use it to punish children.

>>139133647
>>139133922
Good lord

champagne is for poor people anyway, I'm not sure why I though prosecco was more expensive

>>139137614
>champagne is for poor people
>shitty Dom Perrigon is over $250 a bottle.

I mean it's not patrician like scotch but it's not for poor fags.

>>139137614
>Champers is for poor people
It's the most expensive type of wine in terms of minimum price owing to the fact you cant get it in goon form, and to actually be considered champagne rather than sparkling white it needs to be imported from france.

>>139129360
lovely stuff, about £60 a bottle

>>139138422
>>139138524
I've never seen rich people actually drink champagne, it's a mediocre tasting wine that holds "upper middle class" wine status

Most people who drink Dom haven't stored it so it goes from high status to good status. They sell it too new.

>>139138524
Bordeux is best french wine

>>139139122
Is wine a meme - I couldn't tell the difference between an 'ok' wine and a six-thousand dollar beau jolais. They all come out the same.

>>139139298
I bought a $70 bottle of Moet to celebrate my engagement.
Had a slight egg taste to it that was rather unpleasant.
Never had that problem with $6 bottles of sparkling.
Expensive wine is indeed a meme

>>139139298
In CDN I tell people to stick with $14-$16 and you can get a really good wine. It's a huge difference from something like yellowtail. I like my wines dry so I stick with Bordeux & Chianti usually

Anything over $20 produces diminishing returns until you reach the $800 range.

But yeah, good wine has less "bad" things in it that contribute to hangover and general health. I barely get a hangover with some really good wine. Bad wines also have really muted flavours and can be a bit pungent.

Good wines (depending on the grape) will explode the insides of your cheeks, i.e. why you eat red meat with them. The flipside, whites, is just a really smooth taste where the additional flavours are noticeable (mango & soil is a popular taste people get). A big benefit is very little sugar and the inclusion

Just get aggressive with wine, swish it around in your mouth, pour it from cup to cup, do whatever you want. Then you'll start noticing all the crazy elements that get absorbed into the grape while its growing.

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>>139128829
ahhh goon my old nemesis...
gre up drinking coolabah moselle and fruity lexia...
proper fighting wine... then i had to run from the law...
now stuck here drinking islay malts..
guess it all worked out better than expected

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>>139139658
congrats on your engagement

>>139139122
Storing wine is a meme. Unless it's 5k plus a bottle and kept inside a dedicated cellar under very specific conditions it will go to shit tier very fast.

>>139131982
>tfw Aldi are /ourguys/

>>139132348
christ spot on and legitimately depressing.

>>139128813
underrated

>>139141031
>/ourwines/

Fellow NE britbong; it beats the usual troves of people swarming into primark for shit clothes/twats in pubs elbowing into the bar when you've already been served/spreading shit about you behind your back.

It's nice living in small towns, but not when everyone knows everyone else.

>>139132348
shieeeeeeet, I'm not a brit but if you replaced some words it can describe the situation in Bulgaria, too.

>>139143081
Good analysis - I guess the base analogy would be that the populace are burying their heads in the sand of drunken Oblivion. While the halls of libraries and democratic process collapse around their heads to appease the 1% of minorities who want to change our way of life.

>>139145993
You can't call them minorities any more, it's demeaning to their social status.

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>>139129360
Yup. Tasted like sick and gave me acid reflux.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nse0Ch5_cKs

>>139126296
Every English holiday i lock myself away and i only go abroad off season so as to avoid these fucking retards. This is such a pathetic country i feel ashamed to live here.

>>139128646
Fucking hell dude you couldn't be more accurate

>>139128281
>Proles
if it doesn't come from Champagne France then is it really Champagne.

>>139129588
yep where i live we got a Lidl and an Aldi next to each other

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>>139150140
people are this retarded in every western country
its not just you man.
>pic related, hundreds lined up to get a free bucket

>>139132348
fucking brilliant

>>139126296
YOOOO, I live in Ashington

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Prosecco masterrace :^)

Pic related.
Stay mad roaches