What country should we invade first?

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>>139119659
Palestine

>>139119659
Give afghanistan another try.

Lithuania plz, it's annoying

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>>139119659
whichever country has the highest percentage of midgets. they need to go. i can't eat if a midget is in the room

>>139119659
Central asian durka durka nigger lands.
Colonize them and send the locals to war with India.

>>139119659

Invade us, and bring some Slav women with you

>>139119659
baltics, they need to learn a lesson

>>139119659
Why don't you invade yourself.

>>139119659
Invade 4chan and sway the political landscape..

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>>139119812

>>139119659
Sweden.

We wont say shit either, just do the world a favor and end it already, Ivan.

>>139119659
US
It'll be hilarious

>>139119659
China. Or at least push back their people colonizing your eastern territories.

Cuba

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>>139119659

Hmmmmm I don't know Russian anon all I know is I admire Slavic men for embracing nationalism and restoring Russian orthodox Christianity to an all time high. I'd pick Slavic women as my second choice if the white women become too degenerate. God Slavic women are sexy and traditional.

Ummm I'll go with Pakistan.

>>139123750
Sideways for attention
Longways for results

>>139124399
You sound like a gigantic fucking faggot

Drunk Ivan asks you what country to invade and you randomly shower him with praise like some femboy preparing the bull

>>139119812
from the river to the sea
Palestine will be free

>>139124669

No but think of it, Eastern Europeans are securing their lands and fighting communism and Islam. Their women are loyal and a bunch of larper Nazi trolls try to divide us from our Slavic brethren. Pakistan under Russian control would mean better containment of Iran and China.

>>139119659
>What country should we invade first?
Ask your masters the Chechen.

>>139124139
SEALS would be killing Putin before russia could secure its first foothold. His last words would be

>it's just a prank, bro

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>>139119659
yourself

>>139124399
>Slavic women as my second choice if the white women become too degenerate. God Slavic women are sexy and traditional.
LMAO, do you want the ultimate red pill on Russian women?

Really? Then buckle up.

They are gigantic whores. And by that, I mean it. They have a code name "natasha". Do you know why? Because they introduced that word into the cockroach (Turkish) language. It's true, I actually did my research and checked their academic dictionaries. Do you know what it means? "A whore". Just like that, any whore regardless of nationality is called by the most prevalent Russian female name. Why? Because Russian women EAGERLY flock to Turkey and behave like ultimate, shameless, cock-suking whores around those swarthy Islamic men. This phenomena was so massive, and the Natashas were so desperate for their Muslim cock that the Turks actually adopted their name to refer to whores. There goes "mah Russian morality".

Russian women also have AIDS. We have an AIDS epidemic and it's spread among heterosexuals couples now (50% of all cases).

You're worshiping a wrong idol, just deal with it.

>>139119659
sweden plz

>>139125342
So as a Russian man which women would you pick?

>>139119659
I'd respect her motherland.

Germany

>>139125662
I'd pick a woman who's not from the bydlo class, which is 90% of the Russian population

Sweden, then the rest of the EU, we will have so much fun deciding up Europe again... until they finally learn

>>139125757
It seems also that you have a gigantic number of divorces, so I suppose that you are full of single mothers and badly raised kids.

>>139119659
Saudi Arabia. THEY'RE FREAKING CANCER

I'd start with Kazakhstan, it would be wicked easy and you'd gain a bunch of russians in the process. In general you'd be best off re-annexing the remnants of the old russian empire in central asia I think.

>>139125342
>When you're English is too good to be from google translate.
Watcha doing in Russia, David.

urine

>seriously considering not like yous can "invade" anyone but themk without serious retaliation

>>139125342
>>139125757
wow somebody's bitter

being whores is normal for women, but you must realize that overwhelming majority of what you call bydlo women haven't even been abroad

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>>139125010
>muh seals

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>>139126495
If they were being held hostage by terrorists then why is the photo quality so good?

>>139126669
u tell me

>>139119659
Plz germany
Sorry we let it reunify that was a mistake.

>>139119659
source?

her ig pls

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>>139119659
Please liberate US

>>139126356
Not to such an extent that your name becomes a synonym for a WHORE. It's a shame! Where is Russian traditional morality everyone keeps talking about?

Besides, Turkey is really cheap for bydlo people, so it's their destination No1

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>>139126945
>plying cars

pic related is your flying car

you poorfag scum

>cure for cancer

only for the 1% elite

sorry poorfag scum


U R EXPENDABLE

>>139119659
Germany or Sweden

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>>139124669
>some femboy preparing the bull
>Not prepping the Russian bull

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>>139119659
We should split Poland again

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>>139126084

NK or Israel

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>>139119659
Chechen republic.

>>139127515
lol get fucked

All the whore and AIDS issues aside, how would a British fellow go about obtaining some top babushka pussy, my ruski Bro?

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>>139127406
you will find it rather hard hard now when all the rapefugees think youre trying to send them out on a pointless war to cover up your internal strife once again.

but please go ahead, set merkel on fire and say poland did it.

lets see what happens

hans klaus roflkopter

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>>139124399
slavs are white you D&C cuckold

>>139127790
AIDS is really hard to contract through normal sex. Heroin, that's how it spread in Russia, and faggots. So HIV is a good thing, it's literally killing useless people.

>>139127515
Now take a photo of your US passport.
Don't worry I've got dual citizenships also.

>>139125342
https://www.infowars.com/hiv-aids-was-created-to-target-gay-men-for-eugenics-experiment-suggests-us-doctor/

All American Aids

>>139128070
Dismissed

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>At the same time, she reported that 40% of HIV infections occur sexually with heterosexual couples. "It's not just about homosexuality, it's not about other features, it's about the fact that the wife gets infected from her husband, and we have an increase at the expense of well-off women," the minister said.