Story time.

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This is the story about how I LARPed as a Muslim using buzzwords I learned on /pol/ to acquire a cheap used car for my wife.

>wife needs car
>see ad on Craigslist
>dealership posting 09 civic
>wants 6k
>drive to Columbus Ohio ghetto infested with Somali Muslims
>surprise surprise owner of lot is Somali Muslim
>asks if I'm Muslim because of my beard
>say yes
>start babbling on about shit that has nothing to do with cars
>kafir this, and praise be upon him that, ameriga ebil blah blah blah
>dude shows police auction slip to me for purchase at 2k for some reason
>says kafir criminals owned vehicle before him, their degenerate unclean lives is how he stays in business
>smile and nod
>remind him of Zakat & Sadaqah, ask if he's purified himself via charity this year
>he says no
>remind him charity is one of the 5 pillars of Islam
>he says "yea yea"
>sells me the car for 2k
>says american taxes are awful and criminal
>tell him to help another brother out on taxes, have kids, "me so poor hurrrr durrrr" he agrees
>go to DMV, get temps, drive car home to wife
>laugh all night about Muslim niggers

Any similarities to this my fellow shitposters?