HAPPENING

>>139031871
pls hit cali

>>139032000
Checked, first for fire and fury

>>139031871

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnXPqUU6fI0

>>139031871

>>139031871
For the love of God, just let me get out of work first.

Real? Is this real? Oh shit. Is it?

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>>139031871
every time they claim NK shoots something, no one can figure out what.

>uhhh it was some kind of projectile

Nook the gooks

>>139031871
Please just let this finally happen
I give you all my Meme magic for it.

>>139031871
It will be shot down.

Wonder if its aimed towards guam like they said they would

>>139032218
looks real..

https://twitter.com/billnad/status/901208621379461122

I'm still digging.

>>139032194
Now that I think of it though... Now would be the best time to attack the west coast. Either people are still at work or they'll be in traffic.

>>139031871
Digits confirm start of WW3

nuke lake mead. destroy the water reserve for southern CA, NV, and AZ

>>139032000
this

headed towards Japan infosec twitter

>>139032301
Every Ballistic Missile heat bloom looks the same.

Rip nk?

>>139032387
Duck and cover, bro. Who knows where this thing will land.

>>139032391
4th of Elul, 5777

>>139032218
another one

https://twitter.com/TrumpTrain45Pac/status/901209529743835136

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>>139031871
this is becoming a weekly thing

these threads are becoming about as noteworthy as the typical blacked thread

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING LADS

>>139032587
Hey, the Norks DID offer to suspend the nuclear program.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRwf0qdy_S8

>>139032499
>played too much Fallout.

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>>139031871
Well, I sure hope they are going to enjoy the 96 400KT warheads that will be landing on their heads if that thing comes anywhere near the US.

>>139032391
>>139032586
Gods work.

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put me in the screencap desudesu

>>139031871
Why the fuck is this news? They do this 3-4 times a month

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>>139031871
ITS FINALLY HAPPENING!!!!!!!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

IT REALLY IS HAPPENING

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Didn't hear see any skyking threads how is this possible. I thought our Autists would inform us

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>>139032521
you crazy

direction?

It's real

Journos in Trumps press pool are talking about it and Yonhap is as legit as they come.

News that it's been shot down is coming up.


SKYKING

SKYKING

SKYKING

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>>139031871
>tfw you can't decide if you'd rather it hits San Francisco or LA.
>Fags and the tech industry vs. Hollywood and Mexicans
AAAAAAAAAAH

>>139032684
not quite, never played. i just have a job in henderson highly related to the industry and i want to die

>>139031871
REE HAVOC, LET LOOSE THE FROGS OF WAR

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>>139032000
https://twitter.com/joshdcaplan/status/901208326020755456
checked

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>>139031871
anyone know what the fuck this shit(pic related) is supposed to mean?

>>139032000
as long as it hits san francisco. also the emergency broadcasting system is a nigger if this is true.

>>139031871

HAPPENING STATUS: ITS

>>139032553
>implying it's going to make it to the ground before it gets shot down

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Imagine if they shot at Guam but fucked up and actually hit Japan

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wow it's literally nothing

https://twitter.com/joshdcaplan/status/901208970525900803

Everyone go home.

>>139032000
THIS

>>139032933
If only they could fit 2 warheads into one ICBM

>>139031871
CNN has a flash banner at the top of their main site reporting it from two minutes ago.

Nice job OP. Quick work. You beat the MSM

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>>139031871
>hurricane fucking up Texas
>North Korea launches nuke

dare say a perfect storm?

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>>139033256

FUCKING NOTHING.

You'll know it's real when you hear reports of the gentiles in Seoul being levelled by Best Korean artillery.

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Seems legit!

>>139032552
More like RIP Seoul, with all it's 23,000,000 people.

>>139033267
not before everyone in japan uses their geas

>>139032000
capped just in case

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>>139033364
aw

>>139031871
>Shot into the East Sea
Just another big nothingburger

https://twitter.com/joshdcaplan/status/901212407628013568

Gay and fake DPRK can't do anything right.

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>>139032000

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FOX NEWS IS TALKING ABOUT IT. FOX NEWS CONFIRMS. THIS IS REAL BOYS. MAN THE POOPDECK.

>>139031871
Hear my plea, oh, God almighty,
Watching from the sky,
Guide the rocket to California
And spread the word of Thy.
Amen.

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oh fuck

>>139033743
>>139033809
>>139033837
see
>>139033364

10 minutes from now the same thing that always is reported after these will be reported: north koreas missile lands in sea of japan

>>139033940
Norks and their blank nukes. Fuckers.

>>139033488
Checked.

>>139031871
Nuke California Twice (San Francisco & Los Angeles)

Quints and it smacks into that cunt Guam

>>139032000
no pls I dont want to die

>>139033488
carlos!

>>139034378
Jesus leaf!
What have you got against Guam?
You got an ex from there or sumtin?

>>139032000
Goodbye /pol/ ;_;7

I die for a greater cause

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>>139034622
Shoulda moved to Idaho when you had the chance.

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How many more tests will Best Korea do before military action is taken?

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>>139031871
>launch of projectile from North Korea
They reject our peace offerings!?!

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This is NK answer to UFG

>>139031871
If gets lends in waters near japan

>>139031871
It landed in the ocean, just like every other missle they have ever fired.

>>139033260
If it hasn't been shot down yet, it won't ever be. THAAD is only any good when the missile has just launched. Once it gets suborbital, the odds go down drastically and it's nearly impossible to kill a vehicle like this once it has attained terminal velocity.

If there's a flash, hit the deck.

Counter checking with these ^^^

>>139032000

> South Korean military and Japanese sources say that North Korea has fired a number of unidentified projectiles which later fell into the Sea of Japan, according to the Yonhap News Agency.

http://www.ajc.com/news/national/north-korea-launches-several-unidentified-projectiles-into-sea-japan/qyf0tOaSkmCaohWT6qw0TL/

>>139034812
>THAAD
Terminal High Altitude Area Defense (THAAD), formerly Theater High Altitude Area Defense, is an American anti-ballistic missile defense system designed to shoot down short, medium, and intermediate range ballistic missiles in their terminal phase (descent or reentry) by intercepting with a hit-to-kill approach.

>>139034487
the numbers have spoken anon. cali is kill. survivors are to molest and eat each other before they start looking like zombie extras in the walking dead and every one loses their apatite and no guy can get a boner

It LANDED IN THE OCEAN WTF WHERE IS MY HAPPENING

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>>139033488
>tfw too good for carlos

They do this every month. No one cares. Just more trash for the ocean.

And why hit cali? Why not just Washington state. That place is the real breeding ground for green haired easily triggered faggots

>>139034933
The day I'm corrected by a fucking retard...

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>>139031871
It's fucking nothing
stop shitting up /pol/

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>>139035126
How many times will this have to be said:

They don't have reliable targeting capability; even if they had the range with their current packaging capabilities, they'd be luck to hit the state of California, let alone a specific city. Last, but not least, the biggest warhead they have is about 25KT yield (possibly 50 with tuning) and would therefore require accurate targeting to be of any significant threat to ground targets.

As for EMP, yes, their current yield would be marginally effective, but range limitations would prevent them from disrupting much beyond California and adjacent states (not that this wouldn't be a huge impact, but certainly not on the scale of a large equidistant dual high-ramp thermonuclear emp over center-west and center-east US that the Soviet Union planned).

The biggest impediment to the DPRK successfully launching a nuclear strike is our pre-launch detection capability, satellite coverage and SSBN strike capability. They'd be hit with enough thermonuclear generated energy to city-bust 24 major metropolitan areas. And that is from just one of 14 SSBNs at our disposal (or which 12 are on active duty).

Simply put, the DPRK knows they'd be wiped off the map if they tried to use this capability, which they don't really have anyway. This is all just saber rattling because the DPRK needs this internal and external propaganda of an existential threat as a way to try and shore up their flagging fortunes. Keep in mind, they no longer have complete control of information flowing into their country, therefore they need external media to parrot the narrative that the DPRK and its citizens are in mortal danger of imminent war and possible nuclear destruction. In their minds, this is the only thing that can galvanize their populations continued support of a slowly crumbling regime.

>>139034713
our only choice is to let them strike first. no one will ever be popular enough to be on the hook for 500,000-3,000,000 allied casualties in the first month of a war we "start"

THAAD = CHAD ANTI-GOOK SHIELD

>>139032933
My vote for Hollywood. Take out as many illegals and child rapist as possible

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>>139031871
>ICBM
And it was...
>The South Korean military also said that the objects appeared to be short-range projectiles with a range of about 250 kilometers.
WOW
IT
IS
FUCKING
NOTHING!

>>139034487
no srry

>>139031871
No it didn't you fucking hypeboy, there is no ICBM on its way.
Screencap this, if I'm right or wrong idgaf, anime needs to stop

>>139036634
Welcome to the thread, might i interest you in reading the thread?

>>139031871
Itsbdickig nothingg

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>>139032000

I live near SAC and heard a good amount of jets fly over my house. Seems they're coming back now though.

>>139032000
fpbp, and checked
>can't wait
>libs say it's nothing, absolutely no habbening, ever
>trump btfo nk due to liberal and msm pressure
>msm and liberals focus on how mentally ill trump is for wanting to bring the nation together, healing wounds, protecting americans and creating over 1 million jobs in about half a year
>suddenly, nk launches slbm at cali
>msm and libs in ny who wanted trump to do nothing about it say it's trump's fault for doing nothing
>msm and libs in cali don't blame trump for a fucking thing because they're all DEAD
what a timeline we live in

>>139035689
Clearly you didn't see what happened to Saddam. Their soldiers are starving, they have very antiquated and brittle command and control links dependent on centralized authority. The vast majority of their equipment is in poor repair, is technologically ancient and competitively deficient. Last, but not least, they have only limited supply chain capabilities due to the under developed nature of DPRK's transportation network and almost no production capacity for replacement equipment (they depend on China for this).

DPRK is a 3rd world dictatorship run by a desperate military oligarchy and cheese eating goofball, all barely able to keep their dysfunctional communist breadline economy from entirely imploding. What money they have is blown on empty set pieces in Pyongyang, military parades and launches of missles without functional guidance systems.

They are a joke and they wouldn't make it past the DMZ or last 30 minutes in a firefight with the US, and they know it.

Now China, that's a different matter...

>>139038085
Lmao, why would they launch at the US instead of SK?
Our point defense would rek anything they can throw at us.

>>139031871
Literally doing so knowing that many hands will be tied dealing with the fallout of the Hurricane in Texas this weekend.

The bigger issue which everyone knows is that China is pulling the strings and hoping to undermine the U.S through North Korea as a proxy.

A very dangerous game as only brainlets who've been manipulated by the media are unaware that this is all China's doing.

>>139031871
Fake. Those were scuds flew about 250km.
Kill your self.

>>139037659
better hope they're sub hunters
>oh, it's not ever habbening

which reminds me
>trump admin issues travel warning for americans planning to go to mexico
>heard cali libtard saying it was xenophobic
PLEASE meme this into existence: warning was just xenophobic, all liberals encouraged to vacation in mexico
>violence against americans and cartel deaths and torture are literally not habbening there

It was obviously a move to try and intimidate the U.S. - they know we are about to be battered by a major hurricane. It is showing that if they ever do strike, it will likely be when we are most vulnerable.

It's psychological warfare.

>>139038252
IDK, is Guam part of SK suddenly?
>NK constantly threatens US, so why would they attack?
bury your head in cali sand, plz

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>>139032000
Checked, praise Kek

>>139038830
They launch missiles all the fucking time. This one isn't special.

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>>139038664
>Hope they're subhunters
Couldn't tell you, I'm just a civvy and haven't been over there in a few years.
It's neat to see them fly over though, albeit a bit loud.
But yeah, happening is not happening today.

>>139038843
You know I meant the mainland US you nigger.

>>139038830
what would happen if they hit Yellowstone?

Who gives s fuck? NK just pisses the Jews off because they have zero influence, we should support them If anything for resisting ZOG

>>139039647
>significant global climate change due to fumes from the volcano
sheeeeiiiiiiiiit