America Appreciation Thread

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>masturbates in American

>>139017580
You want to get married? We don't have to do any gay stuff (if you don't want to).

>t. achmed

We won't fall for your taqiyya here.

>>139017580
I'd say fly to Mexico and pretend to be a beaner, but that doesn't work anymore. Find an American grill and marry her I guess.

What do you do? Nigger I could probably hire you. Do you know how to operate a shovel? I can do $20/hr cash, under the table.
I'm in Colorado Springs.

>>139017834
how do you do that, you spit on your dick and notice the circumcision scar so you spend the next 15 minutes thinking how israel is your best ally until you cum?

>>139017580

I wanna live in 1939 Germany, but I guess I'm fucked right?

>>139018850
>All Americans are circumcised Zog shills
Sorry East Mexico, you hate us cuz you ain't us.

>>139017580
Ami pls go

>>139017580
Cheap land, cheap guns, no need for nannies attitude.
Well yes

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>>139017580
If you weren't german I would think this was a joke.
But no its just autism.

>>139017986
kys fag

>>139019158
>>139018850
but I am circumcised

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>>139017580

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>>139017580
>Anyone else here absolutely fascinated with the US?
No, we're basically regressing to a third world country.

>>139019793
I'm not gay, it just seems weird not to consummate the marriage. I'm not sure how God would feel if I got fake married to a dude.

>>139017580
You need to marry an American woman. You can come be a tourist in the White midwest quite cheaply or find one in Krautland.

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>>139019532
Move 2 murica. We also have Estonia prices on booze.

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>>139017580
Once you cross over, there is no turning back.

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>>139019158
>he has no foreskin

>>139018850

I do this yeah

>>139017580
No

>>139020225
Sadly I am an ugly manlet so that is not a possibility for me.

>>139018850
There is legitimately nothing wrong with having Israel as an ally. You're just mad because you have no friends. Not even Romania likes you. Fucking Romania. They're friends with everybody.

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>>139020587
Quit drinking gay frog water and gay frog plasic

why would you want to live in that shithole filled with mediocre retarded fucks.

the fuck is your problem kraut

>>139020587
well, how much of a manlet?

>>139020587
There are plenty of ugly short women in America.

The German accent will also help you a lot. Make your dreams come true.

>>139017580
I really like the fact that USA is encircled with 2 bigly yuge oceans, and that is far away

>>139020898
5'8"

>>139020987
German accent is pissugly.

>>139017580
I love Germany. It just got super cucked by the (((allies))) and torn in half before being re-united under a thousand times the previous Jewish influence.

>>139021151
It could be worse
You're still taller than 75% of hispanics

>>139017580
Trade places with me bro. I'm a blonde blue eyed nazi looking motherfucker and need to visit the homeplace of my ethnic roots. Also, first German beer I was life changing how bad could it really be over there.

>>139021151
Americans rarely leave the country since it's so big and there's endless tourism already here.

If you go to any town in flyover middle America and open your mouth, intrigued strangers will ask where you're from and talk to you.

You could also get a short light skin Mexican woman easily.

>>139022015
Fuck off Jeb

>>139021569
Let's change, I don't drink any alcohol anyway and I really want to get out of Europe.

Tired of this shit here, I wanna shoot a gun

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>>139023296
I know this fühl

>>139017580
>Anyone else here absolutely fascinated with the US?
no

>>139020527
You want to know the best part?

https://www.babble.com/mom/3-strange-uses-for-infant-foreskins/

I wonder if my foreskin ever went on someone's face.

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Damn, thx Germanon

>>139018850
>spend the next 15 minutes thinking how israel is your best ally until you cum?
if by that you mean Israeli qts then yes, exactly that

>>139017580
I thought you were mocking us with your high praise, Germanon.

> social manners
> amazing culture
Wake up, anon, wake up!

>>139017580
I am fairly conservative and nationalists. I have never once felt patriotic. Civic life is pretty hollow here desu. At least in the PNW.

Any American wanna marry me in one of those cheap chapels in Vegas or something. Wanna get citizenship.

I'm a middle class Englishman determined to work.

Oh, and I'm white. Have no Jew in me too.

>>139017580
>I wish I had the possibility to live there
What are you, a terrorist?

>>139017580
That's why we have the highest immigration rate in the world

>>139017580
This is the Germany of today.

"I love your culture, i'm obsessed by it, can I suck your cock and please can you impregnate my country with your culture?"

Fucking German faggot.

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>>139025202
fucking hell

>>139017580

are you allowed to access the internet that late on your base, Jamal Hernandez McCuckington?