BLUMPF BTFO

>>139008938
Can...can he really do that?

>>139009011
Lmao no

>>139009011

No.

stephen king is probably too cerebral for blumpf anyway lol

>>139008938
hahaha faggot

>>139008938
King missed his calling as a comedian desu

>>139008938
Stephen King is a raging faggot

Why isn't he blocking him from seeing that shit move Dark Tower?

>>139008938
WHY STEVEN KING LOOK LIKE THE NIGGAS OFF OF THE GRINCH

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>>139008938
>(((/pol/ admins))) delete Rare merchant threads
>let this into first page

>>139008938
hack writer expresses hack politics?
no wai

>>139008938
Did he really just do the equivalent of "you can't fire me I quit" in a serious capacity?

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>>139008938
Even if King was serious, theres no way he could actually stop him from watching those movies if trump wants to or not. lol Who does king think he is?

Someone post the sewer orgy scene from IT

>>139008938
BTFO? How, No one gives two shits about Stephen Nigger King, and his garbage shit.

Do the world a favor and neck yourself.

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If the new IT movie is good. he should upload a pic of "Movie Night". Hell, Trump supporters could take a pic of their MAGA hats in the theater and taunt Stephen.

If the movie bombs, we should spam him the critic scores on Twitter until he runs off like Joss

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>>139008938
>muh twitter blockage
>f-fuck you trump, you can't see the remake of my book
>haha, that'll show him
>I'm intellectaully superior, I'm an author of many terribly written novels

>2017
>giving money to Pedowood

>>139009695
I can't believe you think the new It movie being good is even an option.

>>139009011
Hope DJT shit posts a pic of him watching the movie in a rented out theater with yuge bucket of popcorn and diet coke

>>139009695
I can't even watch any movie anymore. They're all just diversity propaganda. The story is secondary.

>>139009374
King has always been a prankster. Haven't you seen the Dark Tower?

>>139009863
I can't believe he thinks giving King money by going to the theater to see his shitty movies of his shitty novels just to make a meme jab at him is a good idea.

>>139008938
Trump should tweet out that he is watching those movies as he is typing the tweet and say they are terrible.

>>139009461
Because it sucked

>>139009641
This isn't even close to that. It's several magnitudes worse that it's entered into pathetic territory. It's more like "You're firing me??!?!?!!? Well then, you can't see what I wrote in this stack of Post-it notes!!! So there!"

>>139010032
No what happeend?

>>139010184
It was comically bad compared to the literature.

>>139008938
GAYEST FAGGOT SHIT EVER. HANG.

>>139009932
It stands to reason that you could Trump do literally anything by pissing him off and then telling him to just do the opposite of whatever you wanted. He seems that dumb.

>>139008938

still cannot believe we live in a timeline where our president is sending out nonsensical tweets and engaging in social media wars

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>going to see shIT

Stephen King got tired of competent directors making good movies out of his shitty books so he put his foot down and it looks like garbage.

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>>139009932
The pettiness levels of such an act would secure his base for a millennia

>>139008938
>Blocks him from seeing "IT"
I find the entire premise of underage gangbangs (as described in "IT" by Stephen King) to be in poor taste, I won't be watching it. He is a shit writer anyway, Buffy-tier stuff where everything in the world happens in one small town.
KING IS SHITE.

>>139008938
>Even wanting to see Mr Mercedes

That's one of his worsts books

>>139010236
Welcome to Stephen King films. His literature has its own sense of dark grittiness that usually doesn't translate well into film. Only rarely have his lighter books been portrayed on film well.

>>139008938
>IT or MR. MERCEDES
lel, what? Literally never heard of any of that shit. He might as well ban Trump from his cousin's son's screamo band's SoundCloud

>>139008938
>implying Trump would even want to pirate his shitty fucking movies on the shitter

Also, he can't even do this, he can't block anyone from seeing any movie, just like he can't stop me from pirating and giving all his books out for free on usb drives.

Which I'm going to do now I've seen this post.

>be president
>get to see any movie you want

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>>139008938
Umm
How does mr cuck here plan to prevent The Leader Of the Free world from seeing two works?

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>>139008938

stephen king will never know how much he's hurt me

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>>139010780
TWO
WORKS????

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Pathetic. Sad!

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>>139008938
Wouldn't it be glorious if Trump just so happen to post a picture of himself watching IT or Mr. Mercedes on twitter.

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>>139010863
TWO WORKS TOO MANY
NO CLAPPING

>>139008938
>says he's going to block Trump from seeing those works
>Trump does something outlandish like renting an entire theatre
>Give SK all that money

>>139008938
Stephen King is full of shit and I blocked him years ago. I wouldn't be caught dead reading one of his books.

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moar twitter twaddle

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so....hehe.....Donnie....

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>NO CLOWNS FOR YOU, KRUMPF

>>139010786
If it's any consolation, he was hit by a car with a head injury and hasn't been right since.

>>139011220
FDR also had a supermajority in fucking everything

>IM BANNING YOU FROM SEEING THE ADAPTATION OF MY NOVEL FEATURING AN UNDERGROUND CHILD ORGY

...ok

>>139008938
I hope Trump posts spoilers for those movies like he did with Fallout 4, but since Stephen King hasn't made anything original in 10 years, it might be a moot point. Since it's just rehashes of books though, he could plausibly post spoilers before they even air.

>>139008938
Also, Stephen King is like a crazy ex gf who can't let go of the Big Don. It's been 2 and a half months since he's been cut off from the Lord of Sunlight.

https://twitter.com/stephenking/status/874646427091251201?lang=en

King is pure plebeian trash desu.

>>139008938
You know how I can tell IT will actually be good? King had little to nothing to do with the adaptation.

>>139008938
The tower sucked cock. You probably would like it then. Kings a retard.

>>139014758
Was it that bad? What if i've never read the book?

lmao he's just shilling his trash

>>139009011
....how would he do that? hire security to guard every theater in the Country. I doubt trump was going to see that shit movie anyways.

The only good movies based on Kings works were The Green Mile, Shawshank and The Shining. Everything else has been crap. IT will be crap just like the Dark Tower.

>>139015170
It's just a bad movie, I didn't read the books and I didn't like it. Some of the scenes were pretty cool but the overall movie is generic as shit. I'd say watch it but don't expect it to be anything special.

>>139015170
I saw it with mom, I thought it was alright, mom hated it, but she's read the books and I haven't. I tried to view it from an entertainment perspective only, mind. The villain and his plot fucking sucked though. Apparently glass shards block bullets, the gunslinger can fire some bullets far faster than others, and the whole point is abducting kids to take their 'shine' away, literally putting their minds on the Big Black Tower.

>>139008938
Holy shit do we even have electron microscopes that can see the shits given? Do these types really think their 1½ hours of bland entertainment matter at all?

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>>139008938
I hate this fucking piece of shit, I hate that I ever shared a state with him. He should stay in Florida and shut his worthless commie mouth -- would have been much better off if the van driver put it in reverse and crushed his skull on the ground.

>>139008938
I can't remember a good book from him since the 80's

>>139008938
I hate it when shitty hack writers get respect. It makes me hate America even more.

>>139008938
Trump should boast about pirating it

>>139015853
Oh, apparently despite the man in black's magic not affecting the gunslinger, he can just will things to fall down on him. I think to myself, if you're concerned about the gunslinger at all but really can just decide to fight him any time, why not just drop a tree on him in his sleep and be done with him years ago? But nah, he's gotta be an edgemaster I guess, killing everyone he hangs out and fucking with his head instead.

>>139015853
The bad guy in the Dark Tower is also Penny Wise from IT and Randal Flag from The Stand. The shine shit makes sense if you've read the books because King books all exist in the same Universe. The movie was still poorly done though.

>>139008938
thats it, Gronhald Blumpf is finally finished

>>139016431
>why not just drop a tree on him in his sleep and be done with him years ago?

Because Roland's journey is pretty much religious prophecy in the series. He's destined to make it to the Tower and start his Journey over and over and over. It never ends.

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NO CLORNS FOR U BLAUMPHY-GOBBLDEY GLOO!!

Boycott the Who from Whoville

Stephen king is a paedophile

did he accidentally ban everbody from going to see the dark tower too? this fucking guy should've died after getting smeared on the side of the road by that van.

>>139016563
Yeah, but why does the man in black give a fuck about Roland's journey? Dude was a fedora short of euphoric enlightenment. From what I understand, they bastardized away from the book hard.

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>>139016444
Holy shit, I knew the guy was kinda hackish but this is just trite: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiverse_(Stephen_King)
http://stephenking.com/darktower/connections/

I love cheesy sci-fi and all but this is just too much.

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man there's literally people who got like 10 followers who go around saying Trump blocked them and post the same copy paste image of it saying " Trump has blocked you " and they act like they're the ones with their free speech being suppressed when in reality Trump- no one - gives a fuck about them and the only one trying to suppress free speech is them.

>>139008938
But we already know he doesnt like clowns because he blocked you out, King.

>>139009932
Two scoops of ice cream as well?

>>139010236
>literature

>>139016938
this desu

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>>139017999
what the fuck

>>139017738
>this fucking guy should've died after getting smeared on the side of the road by that van

Agreed. I regret my time spent reading his shit novels 25-30 years ago when I was young and looking for anything spoopy to dig into.

Fuck Stephen King.

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>>139010435
Doesn't anything of import. So go fuck yourself halfwit.

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>>139012262
Trump has
>a supermajority in fucking everything
republican house
republican senate
family members in wh admin

...no major legislation has been passed during the Trump administration, and the president has yet to deliver on a number of promises he made during his campaign.

...Trump has spent more time undoing the work of his predecessors than accomplishing anything new or significant.

>>139008938
What a baby.
>your not speaking to me?
>IM NOT SPEAKING TO YOU 1ST REEEEEEE!!!!

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wat do??????
need frendo
oh nos
wtf

>>139017999
>oh wow they got blocked by trump how ever will they spam snarky liberal autism at him

>>139018223
THREE
SCOOPS

>>139018545
>Trump isn't doing anything of import when he tweets
So we agree! Maybe he should be doing something more productive

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"Little by little, Trump is isolating himself. Soon he'll be Oz the Great and Terrible: little man, big voice, hiding behind a curtain." - Stephen King

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>>139008938

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*blocks your path to the theatre*

>>139008938
>go float yourself

>>139019640
Lmfao look at this retard being unable to use a search engine to find out what "supermajority" means.

>>139009011
No he can't, it's a public realeass so anyone who pays can see it
Example:
>president Obama visits an amusement park and pays to get in but they say he can't because of his political views

>>139008938
Fuck Stephen "I molest small children" King.

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What is it about twitter that makes celebrities go apeshit?

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>>139021813
>"supermajority"
like impeaching presidents or amending the Constitution that require a supermajority vote.

Trump, the god emperor, should have supermajority to move his agenda yet he can't even get a simple majority within his own party.

so (You)r point is....

>>139008938
>mr mercades
literally who cares

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>>139008938
>all these attention hungry leftists and the only thing Trump needs to do to send them into a frenzy is block them
no single man should have all that power

From what I'm told, IT features a flashback to the 1980s where a kid drops a Lego turtle made of pieces that contained a few pieces that weren't introduced until the late 90s. It'll probably be shit.

>>139023390
They've never had hardship in their lives. Even the most remote slight is seen as a smack in the face to these idiots

>>139008938
>Obsessively mention @ the president
>every single tweet has a kingpost
>call him a moron, a crazy person every day
>trump blocks him
BUT ITS NOT FAIIIRR TRUMP SAMA!!!

Lel its like he wants to fuck up his legacy as a writer. Gun grabbing faggot.

When the majority of your books end in gang rape or gang rape is an important event in the plot you might be a problem, maybe trump should order a psych evaluation of king ot make sure he isnt a problem waiting to happen

>>139009863
Looks pretty damn faithful to the book from the trailers, perhaps even more so than the original miniseries was. As long as they don't deviate from the book it will be good. That's why the dark tower was utter garbage, it was a fantastic book and then the director went and took a massive shit all over the story in the name of (((diversity))).

>>139010184
it got BLACKED

>>139008938
>mfw leftists are treated like they treat everyone else and they go into pants-shitting rage over the narcissistic injury

>>139023406
why in the world should he have a supermajority, a president who usurped a partys nomination is going to have a hard time getting shit done. Both sides are after him and now we have leftist ANTIFA and the leftist Neo Nazis.

>>139024395
I agree, but when it comes to King adaptations the best one was The Shinning, in which Kubrick made a point to leave the book behind.

>>139021677

>writes a book where guns save all of existence including multiple parallel dimensions
>writes a tweet that guns are bad

What did he mean by this?

>>139024395
then they'll say
>Hur but its not an adaptation!
>It's a sequel!

So the tower literally turned roland into a nigger. It also by effect turned stephen into the allstate guy (What a terrible scene by the way). Overall the film was garbage. I was extremely butthurt when I left.

>>139008938
He was BLOCKED

>>139024962
That van of peace turned him into a gun grabbing cocksucker

>>139025199
Honestly man, I didn't even go see it, a friend told me what a steaming pile of shit it was and I liked the books too much to watch some retards ruin them. I like Stephen king a lot as a writer but holy shit he is a horrible human being and a cuck for constantly letting directors shit all over his work.

>>139009695
>scary clown movie
>any chance of being good
Are you for real right now?

>>139025657
you really dodged a BULLET there

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>>139024609
read the thread
then comment
both sides
please
where's muh base

50-70K for secret service golf carts rentals
wtf frendo

>>139019640
do you enjoy being a globalist shill?

>>139026075
did you just take a shit on your keyboard or what?

>>139017999
Lol this video, and these guys can adopt kids too good Lord ...

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I'm pretty sure Steven King is a pedophile. He writes a pretty graphic sex scene in IT, all 5 boys just randomly decide to have a gangbang with the sole girl of the group because power of friendships or something.

He has another book in which a little boy gets brutally raped in the ass, this goes on for several pages. Since he's a Liberal though, his pedophilia gets downplayed.

>>139008938
DID JAJAL JALGH GET AWAY WOTH SOMETHING

>>139009984
This
The movies and TV I watch is mostly 10 years old or more

>>139009648

you think trump has time for that garbage?

he just watches the five and hannity.

>>139026940
come to think of it the dark tower contains underage sex between roland and susan. There is also a scene where a young adult roland gets raped by witches who steal his cum (not joking), and a scene where jake gets raped by an oracle demon and many other fucked up sexual references. Looking back that shit was pretty out there at times

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>>139024962
he's retarded and a shitty writer
who gives a fuck what is up his ass

>>139027333
Checked and not leaving children around Stephen King. Holy shit.

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>>139009932

It would be even better if he posted that pic with something like "love your movies Steven!"

I think being oblivious to King's autistic screeching would add to his already severe case of Trump derangement syndrome.

>>139027333
Roland and susan are like 14 in that bit, pretty normal age to lose one's virginity.

>>139028152
Coral was also prepping susan to be raped by mayor thorin. They go into gruesome detail of his shriveled grandpa cock don't they?

>>139008938
Stephen King is a talentless hack and a psychopath. I wonder if Jew controlled Hollywood insisted on including the child sex orgy in the IT reboot? Fucking disgusting abomination of a man.

>>139028415
and he supposedly is not even Jewish...? how did he get so popular?

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>>139009335
King was always the pseudo-intellectual's favorite person to boast about. "His work is so smart and terrifying", "His books are big so they must be good". Let's be honest, anyone who has actually read through his shit knows that almost every book is a boring, simplistic story that King has stretched out way too long and it never leaves you in awe. The only people that actually think they're "fans" are the ones who watch the shitty 80's/90's movies and those are worse than his books. He's on par with R.L. Stine, just a shit writer who happened to catch an autistic audience. I mean the dude fucking came up with Carrie while sifting through tampons("pussy plugs" as he calls them) while working as a school janitor.

>>139028623
he's the ultimate goy
King of the Kucks

>>139009932
yes!

>>139028623
Because he fell in with the pedo-satanist crowd in the the early 80s.

>>139008938
What a nerdy response. If he didn't say anything nobody would even know, but he has to humiliate himself by telling everyone Trump can't see some shitty tv shows he probably doesen't even care about. And still he could if he wanted.

>>139008938
>be liberal pussy with literature degree
>write 3 good books 35 years ago
>coast off that fame to present day
>every book since then has been pure garbage
stephen king is a hack. we /deancoontz/ here

>>139029034
And was Go Float Yourself a reference to his own book? What a hack

>>139028775
>I mean the dude fucking came up with Carrie while sifting through tampons("pussy plugs" as he calls them) while working as a school janitor.
What's wrong with that tho?

>>139008938
>implying God Emperor gives a shit about lowest common denominator pulp horror
Page count doesn't equal quality, you mouthwash swigging coke fiend.

>>139029444
the part where he sniffed them

>>139009461
Lololol

>>139017999
Fucking tiny dick fucks.

>>139008938
Even King knows that no one gives a shit about his novels.

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>>139008938
This will be the end of Griswold Grumpf!