What's their endgame?

>>139002038
buying garbage and renting/selling it at double to triple the cost, all on camera with History Channel's money, just to finance their toy collections. Jewing from multiple angles

>>139002220
Jewing from multiple angles
>my sides

>>139002038
To blow each other in every major city in all 50 states

>>139002038
Cheating octogenarians out of their heirlooms and valuables.

>Pawn Stars bow to pickers


>In contact with hillbillies


>Possess picker-like abilities, masters of 'The Bundle'


>Control middle America with an iron but fair fist


>Own rusty signs & lampshades globally


>Direct descendants of the ancient picker blood line


>Will bankroll the first cities in Iowa (Pickergrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of Scrap metal research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be coke machines from the 50s


>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Iowan barns & Area 51


>Native American scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and old NASCAR jump suits


>They own Indian motorcycle labs around the world
>You likely have Indian motorcycles inside you right now
>The Pickers are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of rusty children's bicycles to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the picker bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent Hillbilly in under a week


>Nation states entrust their glass coke bottle reserves with the twins.


>The pickers are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

>>139002692
Need to make a quick rundown for these guys.

>>139002038

To pay fatty's gender change operation so he can be the ballet dancer he always wanted

>>139003250
That's stretch, he wants the op. Fatty is one of those leather motorcycle YMCA type faggots

>>139002692
>an iron but fair fist
>not "an iron skillet"

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>>139002038
Ive been saving this pic for 3 months.

Glad i got to use it

I like this show. They "find" some cool shit.

Anal sex with antique dildoes

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>"The holocaust" Fritz remarked, "yeah I don't believe in fiction. The so called chosen ones had it coming but sadly it's a myth"

>>139004082
Probably one of my threads. I've been pickerposting for a long time.

>>139002038
are they gay?

I actually don't mind these guys. I don't feel like they cheat people, they straight up tell them they're trying to make a buck and they usually dai what it's worth retail vs whay they can pay. I mean yeah you might get 500 bucks for that sign but they gotta take it across the country and display it for the next year to get that, so all they can pay is 350. Sounds fair to me.

They pay out the ass for some stupid rusty shit i don't figure is worth a dime to. And they tell people when the price they ask is way too low.

>>139002038
>hey look what i found
>oh neat its a stack of money from the civil war era
>not that
>check out whats behind it
>pulls out an old oil can
>wow looks like we struck gold
>i'll give you 300 dollars for this oil can
>deal
>shakes hands

>>139002038
Theyre in ongoing bilateral talks to be the first guys in to pick the city beneath antarctica

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>>139002038
Nazi Memorabilia and Collectibles.

>>139005427
Fuckin kek

>>139002038
the fat little one craves the tall ones donger once he gets it the show will end

>>139004102
>They "find" some cool shit.


nothing cool about garbage senpai

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The secretary is some kind of burlesque stripper or some shit. Her stage name is Dannie Diesel. She's everything you thought a semi-naked woman from Iowa would be.

They were in my town in Michigan a couple days ago

>>139002038
cancellation after declining ratings?

>>139011256
Not to mention Mike's brother is already plowing it

>>139002038
gay sex

>>139011256
>Dannie Diesel

She has a tragic body really

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Here's video

https://hooktube.com/KGvwGK9a6L8

>>139002692
LOOOOL

>>139005427

oh m8 i am laffin'

>>139013257
>https://hooktube.com/KGvwGK9a6L8

oh no, this is undesirable

Can someone junkpill me on the Pawn Stars? Why is it that after 21 he still doesn't know what's gonna come through that door? How has Chumlee not been fired yet?
These questions need to be answered

>>139002692
god yes someone cap it xD

Buying items for the price in the script and pleasing the viewers while doing it

>>139002692
This has become an unexpectingly enjoyable thread.

>>139014166
Chumlee makes them tons of money on shoes and toys.

He's not that big of an idiot irl I saw him in new Orleans or somewhere several years ago and talked to him for quite awhile before recognizing him. Actually a pretty smart dude.

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>>139013825

>old collector calls the American Pickers to come over
>"so, do you want to sell this?"
>no
>"so, how about this? do you want to sell this?"
>no
>"how about this empty tin can I found in the trash? Want to sell this?"
>no

Finally. /PICKERGEN/

Why cant Mike and Frank go freestylin' in my town :^[
i wanna bundle...

>>139002038
The show runner from that was a MASSIVE kike, who coincidentally was also the showrunner for duck dynasty. That show is such bullshit

To Jew Whites out of even the junk they have left.

>>139002692
im glad someone saved that pasta

>>139011256
those tats are tragic and indicate she did hard drugs

>>139015208
ya the show rocks
hopefully they aren't jewish

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????

>>139021501
FRANKIE!!!!!!!!!

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>>139002692