>be Amerilard >get hurricaned

>be bong
>get raped by pakis

At least it's a regular hurricane instead of a proverbial hurricane of muslims

>be British
>at a concert
>explode

Fail....

>>138999029
>be egypt
>look like paki

>>138998851
We get all the great weather. We live in a savage land.

>Be British
>Get Tea thrown in Harbor

>>138999029
>be Egypt
>be Egypt

>>138999029
>be sandnigger
>get clit hacked off with a chisel

>>138999029
>>138999088
>>138999084
at least we can be raped in well built state of the art 1940s brick houses. Unlike burgers that still use wood in 2017 and get blown away in the wind

I'm waiting for the Yellowstone volcano to exterminate all Amerisharts...

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>be british
>get raped over a decade without consequences for the rapists

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>Be Dutch
>Nothing ever habbens in muh swamp

>>138998851
>be britbong
>get Harry Kane'd

this hurricane is gonna be a big nothing burger anyway. they always lose power when they hit land

>Be bong.
>get blitzkrieged
>beg for amerifat help
>lose empire
>be overrun by shitskins
>shut down Big Ben to hear goatfucker yodeling

>be lobster
>never brush your teeth

>>138999289
>Be a "nation" of 80 people with an IQ matching the population number

>>138999289
>be seychellian
>boss would rather have niggers than you

>>138999292
That's where you are wrong, kiddo.
We live on a Brick square and the inside is all made of cardboard.

>>138999029
>be Egypt
>be sand pyramid nigger

>be British
>order steak
>knives are illegal

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>>138999084
You have a proverbial hurricane of non-whites as well as natural disasters.

>>138999335
>be Merkel baby
>mommy lets in a million shitskin babies to replace you

>>138998851
WE

>be non swedish shitskin

>>139000045
At least we have guns. No self-respecting white man lives in a city around the chimps. How's those no go zones treating ya'?

Only if you're retarded enough to live in areas that get hit every year. I'm closer to Canada and generally just get rain whenever hurricanes hit the south.

>>139000565
I've never once seen a no go zone. However, you have plenty becsuse the niggers and spics run around armed and shoot people.

>>139000741
>Be British
>Get stabbed
>Get hit by truck of peace
>Americasucks.jpeg

>>138999178
blatantly false
we look closer to southern euros that we do to pakis.

>be hurricane
>can't lift amerilards

That's why I live in Pennsylvania.

On the other hand, we had an Earthquake a few years that shattered nearly every window in my house....in Pennsylvania. So fuck it. Good luck Harvery-bros. See you on the other side.

>>139002361
kek

>>138998851
thats a good point, I think now I'll be the hurricane, but there's no good hurricane porn...

EXCEPT - IN MY MIIIIINNNNNDDD !

>>138998851
>be OP
>get it in all fields

>>138999029
Based ancient civ

>>138998851
You live where you do because your faggy ancestors were too pussy to make the trip to the new world.

>>139003941
Only LOSERS, mentally ill weirdos, and religious lunatics left for the new world.
That's why your society is so sick and almost dead after a mere few hundred years.

>>139000905
>be american
>get shot
>get blown up
>get run over
>have cities that are literally Brazil favela tier
>52% white and declining
>lol Britain sucks

>>139005999
>Be American
>Check daddy's trips like a good boi
Checked

>>138998851
At least we aren't British.

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>>139002361

>>139002361
Underated