>abos: invented the boomerang >Australians: invented literally

spray on skin
flight recorder
wifi
electric drill
dual flush toilet
refridgerator

>>138957239
I refuse to believe any of these, except the spray-on tan you're calling "spray-on skin".

>>138957329
i think he means spray on sunscreen.

>>138957239
also rotary washing line

>>138957239
But we invented those

>>138956990
Part of the WN view whites on here have is that they believe they need to exist but oddly can't come up with a logical reason why a majority of them think Blacks or other races shouldn't exist

>>138956990

Stupid troll thread

reported

>>138956990
Wifi
Lawn mower
Hills hoist
Cochlear implant

>>138957513
>canada
>inventing anything other than cuckoldry and dog blowjobs

Shitposting

What is the point of the boomerang? Wouldn't throwing a rock be just as efficient?

>>138957596
whatever Tyrone

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_inventions

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>>138957329

>spray on skin
http://www.fionawoodfoundation.com/about-us/professor-fiona-wood/

>flight recorder
https://www.dst.defence.gov.au/innovation/black-box-flight-recorder

>wifi
http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/blogs/dr-karl-need-to-know/2016/06/australian-breakthroughs-the-invention-of-wi-fi

>electric drill
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_James_Arnot

>dual flush toilet
http://www.nma.gov.au/online_features/defining_moments/peoples/dual-flush-toilet-invented-by-bruce-thompson-of-the-caroma-plastics-company

>refridgerator
http://chambers.vic.edu.au/australian-inventions/

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>>138957606
noice

>>138957468
>i think he means spray on sunscreen.

No, I mean spray on skin, the medical industry appliance.

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>>138957698
there are boomerangs for every purpose, to catch something like a kangaroo, they use an L shaped boomerang, which curls around the leg and breaks the other one.
there are boomerangs for catching mice, birds, etc

>>138957757
Oh wow, do Aussies have black invention myths too? Fucking bogans.

>>138956990
>abos: invented the boomerang

The abo boomerangs were actually very crude and none of them were 'returning.'
It was the white Australians who improved on them and made various versions for various purposes, including the most commonly known returning boomerangs.

Abos were literally just throwing sticks at animals.

Drinkable beer

>>138958209

must be hard having to validate your're existence online all the time

>>138957596 dude its 2 0 1 7

>>138957596
We invented the IMAX you guys like to shoot up

>>138958324
>Abos were literally just throwing sticks at animals.
kek

>>138957329
>is provided with information
>I refuse to believe any of these
Typical Amerishart.

>>138957239
>Spray on skin
A-are Australians all spoopy skeletons wearing skin suits?

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>>138959722
delet

>>138957239
BOOMERANG WINS, it salutes Hitler as it flies

>>138956990

>one of the only cultures who couldn't figure out a bow and arrow or even a fucking sling
>INVENTORS!

>>138957596
They didn't invent cuckoldry. Perfected and popularised, perhaps

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>>138957898
what shape boomerang do you use to catch aussies?

>>138959961

They figured out the spear thrower/atatl. They never made it out of the stone age by themselves, like the Negroes.

But, they preferred fire. They literally burnt fucking everything down.

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>>138956990
>Exiled prisoners
>Survive and prosper
>Everything on the island is lethal
>Wars were fought and lost with large birds
>The Aussie spirit still lives on

Yeah. Tell an aussie he has no culture. He should punch you, even if he is a Chinese immigrant. Sure, a real aussie can't drink petrol but who am I to judge?

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>>138956990
Stupid kraut cunt.
Go suck off the next Muslim cock you see.

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>>138960223
tsk tsk I wouldn't be so eager to insult Germans if I were you

We also invented Hawkeye for when umpires fuck-up on LBWs

>>138961964
And Snicko, we invented that too

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>>138956990
Atomic Absorbtion Spectroscopy.
But implementing available technology > invention, just ask Japan.

They invented the art of stealing from others

>>138962631
>They invented the art of stealing from others

They stole that from the Poles.

>>138956990
a boomerang is actually a pretty neat invention

are abos superior to niggers now?

>>138956990
As someone that's part abo, I'd like to contribute to this thread

GIVE. ME. MY. FUCKIN. LAND. BACK. AND. FIX. CENTRELINK.

>>138956990
>invented the boomerang
whites invented the boomerang that came back

>>138959174
>take existing machine
>turn it sides
>Look guys, I invented something!

>>138964333
>sides
sideways

>>138956990
They are literally sub-human

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>>138956990
>abos: invented the boomerang
Think again sweetie!

>>138956990
Dude, despite being robbed by niggers, my sister being stabbed by a Spic, and my identity being stolen by a CHINK, I fucking hate australians the most out of all demographics. They are all fucking pricks. Every. Last. One. Kiwi's are fine, I like Kiwi's, but fuckin Aussie's are the worst, rudest, impotent, ignorant, stubborn, stupid, rash, moronic fuckin species on this goddamned planet. I hope you get your land back abo bro.

>>138956990
>Expecting penal colony to invent anything
Oh i'm laughing.

>>138964594
>let myself get robbed by niggers
gtfo weakling

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>>138957239
Sorry M8, we invented the refridgerator.

>>138964594
Poofter

Abos are the ugliest humans on earth desu. I am reluctant to use the word 'human'.

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>>138957596
Winrar

>>138956990
Australia has contributed more to the agricultural industry tech wise then any other country.

>>138956990
>If culture is what defines humanity, does it follow that abos are more human than Australians?

t. never met an abo.

>>138957606
we ddint invent it, but we perfected it

Australian CSIRO invented Wi-Fi you dumb cunt

>>138957239
fpbp

boomerangs are an ancient invention and are found globally. they invented it as much as they invented the atlatl.

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Someone just posted a thread claiming that ISIS has declared 'Stralya the United States' guard dog.

Please continue to keep me safe Aussie anons.

>>138956990
Abos invented boomerangs. Australians were just shitty white people that somehow dominated them and took over the entire continent despite being the shittiest people Britain had to offer. So how shitty does that make Abos? At least they made a toy, I guess.

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Well, aussies have invented RAFT-polymerization, pretty good, and i don`t hate abos, because it is rly interesting to learn about their culture and their genetics, cuz f.e. some tasmanians had 34 teeth instead of 32, and so on, or why are they so ulgy, meanwhile other australoids are kind of qties

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>>138956990
Aussies BTFO for ever.

>>138957329
>>138957468

I don't blame you Americans for not knowing about spray on skin considering you get charged 40 grand for an ingrown toe nail.

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>>138966299
So maybe you have some rafts made from polymer but abos have wooden canoes and didgeridindus.

>>138956990
Dont be rama rama

>>138965907
We are brothers but that retard to the north isn't.

>>138966299
>>138966299
>kinda qts
go to Broome or Kunnunurra on a thursday and find me one good looking boong.
pro tip, you wont

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>>138965192
stay mad cucks

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>>138966656

i meant australoid race, not abo, that includes papuans, andaman island people, melanesians and so on

>>138956990
metal tractor tracks

>>138966299

You know that Tasmanian's never invented fire they just kept a flame from a forest fire or lightning strike alive for as long as they could.

They also were massacred so that biologist could conduct autopsies because they were seen as a different species compared to mainland abbos. The very last full blooded Tasmanian Abo's last words were "Don't let them cut me up". After she died they cut her into millions of pieces because she was the last complete specimen.

>>138958209
True black inventor myth!!!

Coons did not invent the boomerangs that return!! That was invented in centrsl europe in 17 th century!

>>138966800
dude, same goes for PNG mob. the ugly as fuck

>>138956990
We invented australia using dangerous criminal convicts and criminal irish. Now an entire continent is a country.

What has germany done except try to ruin western europe for 4000 years

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>>138966800
these are nordics who ruled the area 10.000 years ago

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>>138967212

>nordics weren`t even in southern Europe
>We wuz

literally nigger-tier nordcucks

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>>138958209

>australins never invent anything
>people say otherwise
>"It's all bullshit, it never happened"
>proof provided
>proceed to the ad hominem due to lack of brainpower

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>>138967308

>>138967125
If you have that attitude you can say that trump is scotish and not american you stupid yank fuck go lose another war

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>>138967614
stupid bogan fuck, "best ally"

>>138967780
You're just mad because you realise all the best inventions WEREN'T invented by americans lol.

>>138962631
We also invented pavlova and that other dessert that kiwis think they invented.

>>138960055
It's a big one about the length of a mans leg with a weight about the size of your head close to one end

It's fucking ridiculous and good to about 10 feet, so some cunt running away from you, and it can be used as a melee weapon ez as piss mate

>>138964594
>got robbed by nigs
>couldn't protect sister from beanos
>imitated by a gook
sounds you're a fucking Hapa
Get rekt you chong cunt

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>>138968343
Lamingtons, that the one, fucking lamingtons are an Aussie invention through and through along with pavlova.

>>138956990
Australians invented the returning boomerang, the abos use what are essentially aerodynamic clubs.

>>138967308
>top is from 1000 AD
>bottom is from literally over a thousand years later

>>138968343

>named after the Russian ballerina Anna Pavlova

RUSSIANED

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>>138968343

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>>138956990
they didn't invent it though, the oldest boomerang was found in poland.

>>138968622
Our based scientists and engineers invented it in her honor. Still counts as ours.

>>138956990
I sat next to the CSIRO guy who developed the technology that makes wifi possible at an engineering awards ceremony. He was working on radio astronomy and developed a technique to filter out all the noise that plagues radio comms in highly reflective environments. Just saying we have some good minds here.. and pure research leads to some amazing developments. It's a pity our Governments don't encourage it more.

>>138964594
t. Barnaby Joyce

boomerangs were used in egypt too

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>>138956990

How about Metal storm then cunts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8hlj4EbdsE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Storm

>>138968356
thanks

>>138967904
yeah right

>>138968782
thats not a boomerang, it's a winter shoehorn

>>138968979
no it's not idiot it's a throwing stick used for hunting

>>138956990
The tank, the splade, cask wine, penicillin, budgy smugglers, swimming in general.

>>138968343
But pavlova is rubbish... turd of the dessert workd. Only descendents of pommy convicts could think it tastes good.

>>138957329
Typical amerobese.

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>>138969524
>Only descendents of pommy convicts
You have to go back. You all have to go back.
Only whites that love and respect our culture are welcome here.

>>138958209
Typical burger.

>>138956990

They've invented petrol to keep the abbos out of trouble with their boomerrangs.

>>138956990
Last time I checked a white australian man invented wifi

SO you can thank the WHITE AUSTRALIAN for being able to post this autistic shit

you fucking sauerkraut

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>>138969192
you obv. never seen snow and fur boots in your life, fool, except ugg you use a boomerang shaped horn that returns to your hand , you can also hollow it out and play the flute, btfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kli_4cXEi4

>>138966800
Cmon bro stop smoking ice.

>>138969669
No, you go back cunt! Most of the people who made the culture, and those inventions, were not of pommy convict blood!

>>138956990
>>138969441

>>138969600
>amerobese

Haha, why have I never heard this one? I'm gonna borrow it if that's OK anon.

>>138970330
Be quiet posh boy

>>138956990
It seems these days, im seeing dumber germans. Have they fianlly replaced all of them with refugees?

>>138956990
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Australian_inventions

you're welcome

>live in a shitty desesrt land where everything wants to kill us
>become unreasonably successful compared to similar countries
>have all the gold
>make things like pacemaker and cpap mask for amerifats
>give them fucking tanks so they can wage war
Are we the jews?

>>138957239
Penicillin.

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Remember when we used to build things, lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fYlOJh-4EE
Fucking Greens.

>>138971560

You're probably new here, Germans aren't very smart and their shitposting skills are pathetic

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Australian_inventions#Colonial_era_.E2.80.93_19th_century
Also, apparently the tank. So pew pew pew

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>>138956990
just the most reliable machine gun ever made, the owen gun

They never left

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>>138956990
abos invented nothing
aussies have invented a suprising amount of stuff

>>138974688
They actually never got past the Wood Age

aboriginals are living as varg intended

>>138965430
indeed friend
some of them seriously look like monkeys
not hehe his jaw sticks out levels like the full fucking nose, skin and extremely monkeyfied skull
why do we even tolerate these people

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>>138973214
Hmm, the F1
Fires to the left and low if I remember correctly. It's been a long time

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>>138959722
i don't know what you're talking about m8

>>138965907
the christian majority is fast going out
courtesy of our government

>>138956990
Yeah, well their land still hasn't returned so they're not that fucking good.

>>138967308
so you expect vikings from a 1000 years ago to have modern houses while niggers still use this shit today
at least the nords had organised streets and fences

>>138967780
crashing this market
WITH NO SURVIVORS

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>>138957468
Hills Hoist cunt
It put Adelaide on the world map

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gaysian terrorism

>>138972298
Yes, this country is even more controlled by Jews than the US and they keep it much more hidden.

>>138969669
Abos disagree, decided to purge pommies.

>>138956990
>find funny shaped stick on ground
>pick up, throw at kangaroo
>comes back, hits me in head

>>138972399
For the record: Fleming was Scottish.