President Trump tells you:
>Anon, I'd like you to select my next tweet. It can be anything, and I won't delete it regardless of public response. My only guidance is that it should help us to MAGA. Keep in mind that this tweet will be seen by millions and will impact the news cycle and public discourse.
What would you tweet, /pol/?
I'm beginning my transition into a woman. I hope you can support me in this next endeavour in my life!
>>138955355
I'll go first:
>I'm asking all Americans to watch both of these videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk3KRxTfkLM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFDe5kUUyT0
The links would be shortened of course. Then watch as the media melts down.
>>138955355
MEXICO WILL PAY FOR THE WALL
WITH MORE LAND! BAJA PENINSULA AND SONORA WILL BE UNINCORPORED STATES
>>138955611
kek, and with that tweet war erupts
"It's okay to be white."
>>138955355
gas the kikes race war now
>>138955355
"You wont replace us"
Why does the biased media use its power to push an agenda, even though nobody elected them? Very undemocratic!
>>138956066
>he doesn't delete it or repudiate it
kek
>>138955355
I officially declare today to be the Day of the Rope. Happy hunting!
>>138955808
>mexico
>war
Chapultepec takeover 2.0 Electric Boogalo
>>138955355
I told sessions to leave stoners alone and the dea to reclassify weed
>>138955355
>My Fellow Americans: Audit The Fed!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5QwKEwo4Bc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzJmTCYmo9g
>>138955355
Who funds Antifa?
A simple "Hitler was right!" would be enough fuel for a civil war.
>>138956820
"Hitler did nothing wrong."
With a link to "Greatest Story Never Told."
Imagine. The. Shitstorm.
>>138955355
9/11 was an inside job
>>138955355
Jesus Lived
>>138956985
Lives
i'll be happy if he resumes tweeting about anthony weiner desu
>>138957031
ridiculous and intended to be so
Sad to see people that think Nazism was bad, but what about Communism? SAD!
No BLM, No Antifa. No Communist USA!
I'll be deploying the presidential escape slide on taxpayer dime each time before I get caught in one of these things, lol
>>138957031
is a faggot/
I'd tweet him information on Antifa pushing drugs and sex to teens.
>>138955355
>My administration serves Americans all over. Therefore, as of today, anyone who says that traps are gay, will be DRAWN AND QUARTERED.
>>138955355
i accidentally launched nukes at North Korea
Name the Jew who funds antifa and blm? here's a hint... He controls the Dems, and is very rich.
>>138957689
Scrooge McDuck is a Scot, you daft cunt
Let the Mexico have the land was a mistake. We took Mexico City once then wall won't be necessary.
I, President Donald J Trump, am calling for a
Crusade and calling for a race war, Let the chaos begin, kek be with you brothers.
1488,
Your President
>Me and Ivanka are happy announce that we're expecting out first black triplets!
Or
I'm going to kill the bank and post an image of Andrew Jackson. It's guaranteed will cause shitstorm for the Fake Jews.
>>138957925
kek'd
>>138957822
if mexicans love their home country then why are they afraid of being deported there?
>>138955355
Effective immediately, I resign as President of the United States. My Presidency was a failure and those who voted for me were fools. For the first time in my life, I'm sorry.
I think it'd be appropriate for him to resign via tweet.
Celestials are not that bad. Not gonna lie: I've had a morning fap on airforce one. Could've been evening, I didn't know what timezone I was in. Lol! Anyways, I was diamonds.
>Do not panic.
>>138958316
Gtfo faggot
We're ending diplo. rel's w/everyone, expelling all nonwhites from USA, fortifying USA against coming global meltdown. Thanks for playing!
>>138956685
THIS. Simple innocent question that will send shockwaves.
Former Democrat supporter here, it was hilarious watching Clinton crash and burn. But seriously , she needs to be locked up ! #MAGA
>>138955355
DUTCH BANKER EXPOSES THE RULERS OF THE WORLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRuKmxQSPSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89ZuASiI7Go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IP9ftXOWL8
I dislike african americans.
Zap the traps, Pence says nao
SKYKING
SKYKING
SKYKING
south africa genocide of white people
>>138955355
I'm stepping down effective immediately.
>>138955355
Hillary is a tranny and Obama is a nigger.
>>138955355
I have decided to immediately indict Hillary Clinton for her various crimes during her tenure in government. MAGA
Actually I'd just want him to tweet out this picture with no explanation.
>>138955499
this would take liberals for a fucking ride
This with #Skippy and a link to the Wikileaks Podesta files.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XDHUO-Ir6E
Hitler was a hero, a much better person than Crooked Clinton and King Nigger Obongo. Covfefe!
>>138955355
Society as a whole is being groomed and conditioned to prepare for First Contact. Let us hope that our new guests will help make America, and the rest of the world, great again!
Anteefah
>>138955520
Where did the Johanna Ah'Nee certificate come from? How do we know they didn't copy from Obama's birth certificate
>>138958772
also this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mII9NZ8MMVM
I AM FUNDING the FEMBOT 1.0 plan. BOSTON dynamics bttr git gud. /POL/ users get freebies. -T
>>138955355
>What would you tweet, /pol/?
ANIME
I HAVE A TIME MACHINE.
It would launch world wide conspiracy theories for centuries.
We officially going to make contact with extraterrestrial aliens next week. Meeting in WH
Bumping since i like this thread