/hhg/ - Hurricane Harvey General - We're All Gonna Die Edition

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The next few days are going to be extra comfy

>>138951530
thank god finally the cajuns are going to be spared one hurricane. we're tired of this shit man.
that is, if it does turn out everything east of beaumont is going to be fine.

Fake news. Hurricanes don't exist.

UPDATE UPDATE: Harvey is now a CAT 2 hurricane, as of midnight of Friday

>>138951530
RECYCLE
GO HERE FIRST
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live streams for kek

>>138951530
is wimberley fucked?

>>138951798
>>138951494

>>138951795
Kek you're all a bunch of soft cocks. Cat 2 is just a bit breeze m8s

>>138951814

Hurricane makes landfall
storm was cover for kaiju invasion
weebs on suicide watch

Galveston anon here. Hopefully we don't get as much flooding here as it did back in '08,

>>138951795
man i thought y'all were saying it was cat 3 gonna be a cat 5
y'all some busta's

>>138952043
the only damn thing I care about your city is Marios on the seawall. everything else can be destroyed but not glorious place.

OK NEW RULE, before making the next thread, you have to announce you're about to do so in the previous one. If two people make that announcement, whichever reply is on top/has the lower number, ONLY that person gets to make a new thread.

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>>138952096
The problem is that it's going to squat there for a few days.

>texas

Good fucking riddance

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>>138952246
lol jelly scum

>>138952246
>Texas will still be the best place on Earth while your bones shine in the moonlight

>>138952246
The Alamo is in Texas.

>>138951530
Cat 3 is literally nothing. As a child we played in every hurricane that passed over us and I slept through a handful others. Cat 5 is the only thing worth mentioning and even then you need to be near the eyewall. Tornadoes are far scarier imo. Fucking fake news.

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>>138951530
Hou Here

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>>138952773

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Goodbye Corpus

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>>138952793
this better not be true. i dont want to miss out on streaming the mayweather vs mcgregor fight

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Rural and suburban retards who doubt global warming and voted Drumpf are going to be flooded. Super high iq city people who voted Hillary and wanted to fight global warming will be fine.

>>138952773
>>138952793
Please be true.

>>138952958
oh yeah, so voting for hillary would have prevented this. well we really fucked up

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>>138952958
>doesn't know how many niggers and wetbacks live in south texas

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>>138951759
Spaghetti. Still a chance eye comes out back over the gulf and hits us.

>>138953177
wtf is this shit? why is it making a b-line for us???

So the hurricane is weaker now? Just what I fucking thought. This shit happens every single time. You faggots overreact for everything

someone please post links on where to monitor the hurricane. i wanna know windspeed and trajectory. i'm hunkering in.

>>138952958
>fight global warming
>by yelling at people for being conservative
That's all you faggots do. You don't do shit to prevent global warming (impossible).

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>>138953302
MRW

>>138953434
Consider it a blessing if true.

>>138953434
wait

I thought it got stronger?

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mfw i dont live on Texas coast

>>138953302
I know, still folks trying to recover from August. Per channel 10 " After landfall there is high uncertainty what happens as Harvey is expected to stall out. As of this time, a flooding threat is still the primarily concern for Acadiana next week but we could see regeneration of Harvey as well."

Floridafag here. I'm jealous of you Texans, I want a real hurricane to hit here.

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>>138952793
mfw dumb niggers actually believe this shit

>>138953516
Where you at? I'm south of Lafayette I expect store shelves to be empty by tomorrow night.
http://spaghettimodels.com/

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>>138953541
>mfw shit does go down
>water flooding up to the attic
>last thought before about to drown is that smug squid pirate bastard

>>138953964
East of Beaumont in the Nederland/Port Arthur area.

This is next Katrina guys. 105 now for Harvey. The idea of a major storm just stalling on the coast is like not good.

>>138951530
this is obviously the work of the Russians trying to wipe out all the democrat voters near the Texas border

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>>138953177
>spaghetti

>>138954208
It's hard to top Katrina. Nawlins was below sea level.

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>>138951530
Drown them all harvey!

>>138953793
>have always wanted to experience a real hurricane
>Houston is only going to get hit pretty lightly by just the outskirt of the storm

reeeee

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>live in Houston
>work in the medical center
>have to ride out the storm at the hospital
I can already imagine the chaos.
I'll keep y'all updated from inside the hospital district as much as I can.

>>138954167
Lot of coon asses there. I grew up in orangefield.

>>138953794
Mayor Turner made an official statement dispensing with this fiction because he was worried his constituents were going to panic and flee back to Nawlins, kek.

>>138954395
Still is below see level as well as in Harvey's path, so...

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its raining in corpus right now

>>138954641
I've heard they're now predicting it going more northwest instead of earlier when they said it would just stall on the coast

>>138952440
Rosenberg- sounds Jewish but credit unions in abundance.

>>138954708
Why didn't you get out earlier anon? Corpus is right in the path and is already surrounded by water. Find a high building if you don't think your house will be high enough.

>>138953517
Over development of wetlands has fucked houston. Look it up.

>>138954865
i will be fine unless trees in my yard smash into my house

>>138954865
Not him, but they can't always pinpoint this shit. I remember when there was one hurricane on track to come right for Florida. Many people evacuated to Georgia and the Carolinas only for it to turn and hit them directly instead while we barely saw anything in Florida. Really gotta go far to guarantee it. I honestly just stay put through hurricanes, not in a flood zone though. I'd probably get the fuck out if a 5 was coming though.

>>138954989
Gay trees.

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>>138954508
Oh FUCK!

>>138954508
youre actually going to work are you fucking crazy

>>138954989
you makin me paranoid bro. ill have to place my collection in the attic in the morning

>>138955292
>being scared of a hurricane

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>>138955121
I have to go. I actually don't mind that much. Better than just sitting around at home. Generators will kick in (hopefully) if the power goes out. Apparently during hurricane Ike, generators failed at many of the hospitals in the medical center. Many patients died. It was chaotic. They are better prepared now, so they say. I guess we will find out soon.

>>138955292
I keep my photo albums and my lock boxes with documents in empty ice chests. They keep out water and float.

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>>138951530
We don't have these in Germany, are hurricanes/typhoons/whirlpools as scary as your media makes them seem like, America?

>>138955640
they can be very dangerous and you can die if you are a retard

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>>138955640
nature is scary

San Antonio anon here. How fucked am I in NorthWest SA? Or am I just in a sanctuary city for people who evacuate?

>>138955539
i remember ike. holy hell thats scary
>>138955640
well trees do fly thats for sure. my neighborhood had piles of branches everywhere, some of them broke windows. the strong wind makes your door shake violently. so all night it sounds as if someone is trying to break into your home. your home can get flooded. windows can break and the glass flying can blind you. if things get really bad the whole family sleep in the bathroom since it has the smallest window or doesnt have one at all. then theres cattle drowning. venomous snakes swimming. worst of all cars getting destroyed.

>>138954395
Check the latest Euro.....DOOM

>>138954167
Shout out to the Nederland!

>>138955985
Shit, phone posted

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>>138955640
You can ride them out if you're prepared. Most houses in flood zones in my area look like pic. While safe from flood waters I wouldn't ride a cat 5 out in one with the wind. You have to have at least 3 days of food and water supplies etc. rural areas people are prepared big cities are full of retards and niggers so a lot die.

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So is Harvey still on this path and a Cat 2 now?

>>138955640
The weaker ones, which are the vast majority, are just memes. Big ones will annihilate large swaths of land

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>>138951530
good, good, this will help burgerland die faster when the burgers defaults in 30 days because TRUMP refuse to sign anything made by his eneries and his enermies refuse to sign the WALL

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>>138951530

>>138955591
good idea i have some coolers in the garage. gonna place my vidya and cards there

>>138955640
Hurricanes are probably the single most dangerous weather event. They are like turbines made of the air itself, and they carry enough energy to equal the entire world's nuclear arsenals put together.

>>138955935

https://www.ksat.com/weather/hurricane/san-antonio-officially-under-disaster-declaration?cid=facebook_KSAT_12_&_KSAT.com

We ded

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Corpusfag here, no preparation for this baby hurricane

When's this thing supposed to make land fall

>>138955640
>100+mile hour winds throwing debris at your house
>strong chance of flooding in many areas
no we're exaggerating. thousands of people don't really die during these types of things, that's only for show.

>>138956351
tomorrow night

>>138956351
2-8 pm

000
WTNT64 KNHC 250651
TCUAT4

Hurricane Harvey Tropical Cyclone Update
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL092017
200 AM CDT Fri Aug 25 2017

...2 AM CDT POSITION ESTIMATE...

SUMMARY OF 200 AM CDT...0700 UTC...INFORMATION
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LOCATION...25.8N 95.2W
ABOUT 195 MI...315 KM SE OF CORPUS CHRISTI TEXAS
ABOUT 195 MI...315 KM SSE OF PORT OCONNOR TEXAS
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...105 MPH...165 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT...NW OR 315 DEGREES AT 10 MPH...17 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...967 MB...28.56 INCHES

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>>138956431
>>138956475
Noice.. fookin noice

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>>138955985
>>138956067

>>138956281
Shit. I hope everyone who didn't evacuate stays safe

Magnolia here (Far northwest Houston). 80 miles from the coast in the piney woods. I say bring it on.
>mfw Harvey goes back in the gulf, re-forms into a Cat 5 and fucks New Orleans

>>138955935
Nw SA here too,stay comfy friend

Wasn't Harvey estomated to be a cat 3 at this point? If that's the case, does this mean it won't last long?

I live in Lake jackson and I'm already pissed this bitch-ass storm. I prepped everything just right and then my fucking central AC blew up today. The lights are still on, but I get a week of Power Outage Simulator 2017: Swamp Sauna Edition before I can get someone out to look at it.

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>>138956899
>mfw this is all trumps fault as N`Orlens gets bathed

>>138956266
Yeah, kid you high.

>>138957063
>not preparing for equipment failure

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HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

>>138957061
Nah that's not how it works. Wind speeds won't reach their full potential until it's closer to land. The fact that it's already 105 mph sustained is good

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>>138957063
AC's out already..that's what I am afraid of.
>>138957083
I wouldn't be surprised if Trump makes a trip to Corpus after the Hurricane as his "first disaster" speech. NO is a toilet bowl that needs to be flushed once a decade or so.

>This'll be me Saturday

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>>138951530
Not a nigger town anon but live pretty close to it. My shit is gonna git fugged

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GLOOMTUBE livestream. nothing happening yet, but soon probably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0roSLda-yPs

>>138957361
>The fact that it's already 105 mph sustained is good
Why is that good?

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>>138951530
hurricane harvey you say? sounds like it will be strong in the begining, then become an inconsistent mess that will give up, then try to come back, then fail catastrophically and be demoted to a tropical storm.

>this post is smarter than you think it is

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>>138957131
No, but last night I had a dream that a terrorist attack on a highway set off a chain reaction that ended up tearing off a large chunk of a mountain and redirected a river. Then I also dreamed something about being a magical girl in space defending a colony.

I've long since given up trying to make sense of my dreams.

>>138957505
It means it's already a strong cat 2 and is well on its way to being a strong cat 3, perhaps just barely hitting 130 mph which would make it cat 4

As you're prepping, remember that someone needs to write a "Hurricanes are racist" thinkpiece for the Guardian and Salon.

>>138957505
Good for the hurricane, not for texanons

>>138952153
Sacrifices have to be made, anon!

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>>138955640
Hurricane Andrew, Florida, 1991.

>>138957340
I remember that stream, he was just going to sleep in the storm.

>>138957340
can anyone give a run down on this guy? Keep seeing him in these threads... apparently he just live streamed himself going into a parking garage and staying there?


Anyways, South of Houston here (close to coast)

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Looks bad for Austin

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>>138955683
>>138955873
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>>138957816
I'm never going near the ocean again. The sharks can have that shit.

>>138958155
Wait, is the hurricane doing a b-line towards Houston now?

Is the blue line the new trail?

>>138957063
Small generator and a $100 window unit. Running your whole house on a generator is stupid. Gas is hard to come by when there is major damage. Storing a ton of gas isn't safe. My 50 amp can run a window unit, my ice box and deep freezer on minimal fuel. Unless your running a natural gas genny you don't want to do the whole house.

>>138958159
>tfw hurricanes can spawn tornados too

>>138958155
lmao subtle.

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>>138958136
He's a storm chaser, Jason I think his name was.
We watched him during Hurricane Matthew. He drove into a tree. Then he parked inside a parking garage that was filling up with water and went to sleep (die).

>>138958159
>>138958357
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dkErNkX2HKM
Cat 5 is this but instead of the winds being concentrated into funnels they're just everywhere

>>138958462
The hurricane forecast model raycist!

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>>138958155
Oops, my libshit brother lives there. Oh well.

Anyone else checking out the storm surge forecast models?
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at4+shtml/032942.shtml?inundation#contents

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>>138958691
Ha..HaHA..HAHAHAHAHA

>>138958582
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Carla this is one that happened in texas that spawned tornados

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Gotta use a hurricane force enema to flush those cucks out.

Welcome to Trumps America. Hope you guys are happy now....

>>138951649
IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE

>>138952958
Houstonfag here, Houston voted Hillary you dumb cuck, I hope this storm literally destroys this place and everyone in it. I'm ready.

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>>138958931
THE CURSE IS REAL

If it stays a cat 2 it should be ok, probably some (relatively)minor damage and flooding
I mean hell I've sat out every hurricane since andrew living around close to baton rouge in louisiana just fine

>>138959957
Houston won't be hit very hard by this storm

>>138962160
i hope youre wrong and I hope we both drown, especially you

>>138962340
Me too man, me too.

When will the storm hit the coast?