>Burningman is about to start
>70,000 filthy degenerates
>97% have an STD
>They say 'Herpes is just a skin condition.'
>Half the guys dressed as women
>Every girl a THOT
You are given the button to a missile that is targeted to hit the man with a 100kt weapon.
Wat do?
>>138946532
I would start bussing in niggers with backpacks and food, bottled water and tell them there's a whole bunch of iphones and mac books with unconcious drugged out white people everywhere.
>>138946532
What a waste of a nuke.
why would I waste it on a bunch of fairies when I can provoke the world into war instead?
just imagine lighting the fire they built with a nice flash and mushroom cloud over the mesa.
no I wouldn't. I'd nuke antarctica, melt the ice, get some nice icebergs going and watch the narrative shift from climate change to oh fuck.
>>138946532
>>138946730
start busing in the niggers than set up a cordon around the area
>>138946532
How do I get there without money and a car?
>>138946730
+1000
They are mostly SJWs, and have reacted strongly to being shamed about their lack of diversity.
They have literally done to themselves ALREADY.
Maybe we should help them.
>>138946532
>whip out smart phone
>casually turn around and start pressing buttons on some social media thing
>do this for like 10 minutes and then casually sit down against the thing i was previously looking at
>oops i sat on button
>sry hippies
Hippies hate Slayer.
>>138946842
Honestly would only take a couple of busses
>>138946842
I am sensing the consensus for a #BurningmanSoWhite trend on twitter...
>>138946532
This video will answer your question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAwiyS5aTcU
>>138946980
Fire up the drill
>>138946532
Just quarantine until they all starve
>>138946532
I'd nuke it, Burningman is a disgrace to the original burner party there, it's not even the same thing anymore, just commercialized bullshit.
>>138946532
>thot
fuck off underage scum get some rest before school tomorrow
>>138946883
You'd have to join as like an, on demand sex slave. Gas, grass, or ass, nobody rides for free.
>>138946883
Looking it up it seems more like a hipster convention now than a rally of degenerates to show up and fuck off, what the fuck happened?
>>138946771
Real talk
>>138946730
FPBP
>>138947317
w-what happened to share the love, why do i have to share my bhole.
>>138947300
Burningman is literally the THOT meme made manifest.
>>138946532
I live in Reno. I'd do it if I got a free ticket just to say I experienced Burning Man. I'd hope to get laid, but that typically doesn't happen as chicks don't feel like fucking when everyone is covered in dust and sweat. It would be fun for the light show at night.
However there is no way I'm shelling out several hundred dollars. I need that money for skiing.
>>138947425
Truly
We need to start a GoFundMe for #DiversifyBurningman
Baltimore seems like a good city to bus from...
>>138947522
Share thy love?? You ever see how much this shit costs? Can you get grass or other drugs? They may be a substitute or hopefully less poundage on thy butthole.
http://tickets.burningman.org/
>>138947522
>How do I get there without money and a car?
>without money and a car
>give up bhole
>>138946532
What am I looking at?
>>138946730
This guy knows what's up. You should work for the FBI's COINTELPRO sabotage division.
>>138947958
HAHAHAHAHA
This has the potential to be... glorious.
#BurningManSoWhite
>>138948143
>>138948144
Well I guess the plus side is I have a feminine benis and a grill body, so I might go after all.
>>138946532
Cleanse that shit with nuclear fire, senpai
>>138946788
I like you
I remember when Burningman was still mostly an amateur pyrotechnist meet-up.
How things have changed.
>>138947958
Do it !!
>>138947224
steal their car keys
>>138947958
>>138948449
These rich guys sure do look like they could use some good, progressive diversity.
>>138948561
You'll fit right in.
>>138948279
I do.
>>138946532
You know a group of people are scum when I trusted the gypsy family the most.
>>138948895
I first learned about Burningman from reading Cory Doctorow's novels.
There was "Little Brother", and the sequel, "Homeland" featured all the characters going to Burningman, where they played DnD with Tim Berners-Lee, saw people 3d print things out of desert sand, and the main character meditated and it was weird, IIRC.
Little Brother was my favorite book in high school because it was all about a high school senior fighting the secret government after a huge terrorist attack that was highly implied to be a false flag. He fights the police state by becoming a deep web blogging personality, and he weaponized actual LARPing.
I loved TELNET, deep web (ar4com legionnaire represent!), and I liked LARPing. Me and my friends were always running around the park with foam swords and masks earning us dirty looks from everyone older than us. Fortunately I grew out of that and am not in Antifa right now.
The second book with burning man was kind of when it started to feel slightly hipstery and californy. Still love those books though.