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Since everyone's talking about civil war, share your autistic wastes of time and mental masturbation.

This one is mine. I figured it out as a faggy combination of 2016 election results, % of blacks, Mormons, Hispanics. Pre-existing secession movements like Jefferson (although I folded into outer/conservative Cascadia).

We got Appalachia, Deseret, New Africa, Gulf Dixie, Gay Cuban Land, etc. A united Midwest would be too OP, so I broke it up into Oh-Penn Reich, Iowafags, Texico, Moosefuckers. Also present is northern Dindustan (Milwaukee, Chicago, Geary),and the Caliphate of Detroit-Dearborn.

in b4 irradiated crater.
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>>138941946
Why not add Duluth into the twin cities desu senpai
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>>138942085
MSP has fallen to the Somalis and Sudanese, and the Swedish DNA of the Sylvannians (working title) prevent them from taking any of the three Dindustans they border. The Dakotas are hazing them too. Very sad. I used to live in Ely.
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>>138941946
east coast actually looks good to me.
from what I know about the mid west to the west coast it also looks good though Id clump more of the void areas together
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>>138941946
This really isn't bad.
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>>138942400
>>138942474
Thank you for enabling.
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>>138942607
No usually these maps are shitty but this covers the major regional differences apart from lack of specificity in the South, especially Florida.
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>>138943078
In this timeline, the victors are gracious and give up lands in the middle south (most of the counties majority black already) to allow the black survivors to live forever, free from the 'evil' white man. Will they be Kangz? I actually would hope so.
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>>138942085
>tfw moved to Duluth for school
>seeing more and more non whites every day
unfathomable rage
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>>138941946
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>>138941946
where did you go to make this?
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>>138947525

I downloaded a blank USA county map, and filled the colors in with paint. I have no skills.
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>>138947525
http://i.imgur.com/javKu.png
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>>138941946
What about this? Is this realistic?
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>>138948784
>AZ
>Republic of California
>Apart of any of those gay fucking states
fuck off cunt
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>>138948784
Northwesterners won't cooperate with Californians
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>>138949037
Whatever you say, Pablo.
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>>138948784
Too simplistic
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>>138948784
No, It's the large cities versus everyone else.
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>>138949037
The thing is that NM is Democrat, so if I don't include AZ as being part of that "Republic" as well, then NM would be an exclave.

>>138949059
Really? Shit I guess I don't really know enough about American domestic politics.
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>>138949230
>t. 56% mongrel
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>>138948784
No.

AZ and NM are closer to Texas than WA and OR.

IN, WV and VA are closer to the south.

I don't normally stick up for IN, but they're closer to us(KY) than their neighbors.
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>>138941946
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Already compromising like a cuckservative.

Fight the commies for every square inch. Allow the commies that want to leave the country, safe passage. The rest that stay have to fight us for it.
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>>138941946
Balkanized USA is so absurd it isn't even worth /polacks/ time. People here are worthless.
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>>138949334
Too fucking bad, Arizonans wouldn't stand for that shit.
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>>138949267
Any division WOULD be simplistic. You're not going to get tons of nations like OP predicts, that's ridiculous. A split into two or three nations would be FAR more likely.
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>>138941946
gotta think about the water.No one ever thinks about the water
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>>138949440
I left you Puget Sound and Commiefornia and probably New Africa too. Rude and ungrateful.
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>>138949599
The Kansas and Dakota and Denver states are inland, true... but it's not like they get any drinking or ag water from the sea presently.
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>>138949373
So this?
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>>138941946
Literally "how do I geography?" the thread.

Funny how weak a grasp of geopolitics people can have.
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>>138949973
Why don't you show us how it's done, Einstein

https://mapchart.net/usa.html
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>>138949394
I doubt Denver would submit to Texas without outright conquest.

If both are thoroughly Hispanicized, I guess that's a different situation.
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>>138949924
Wrong again. A united northeast is a very powerful entity, don't forget who won the civil war. WestV, Indiana, and all of the midwest would be blue in the this map.
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>>138949924
looks good to me. personally i'd divide it more on ethnic lines than social-cultural. like this.
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>>138941946
Southern Missouri is nothing like Northern Missouri. No one ever gets this right.
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>>138949973
A Commie's autistic jack-off map would just be the entire globe painted red, soooooo. Your point?
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>>138950142
Like they were in November? Better to split by county.
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>>138950246
Ah. Would you put northern into Iowaland?
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>>138950156
Looks like a meme map
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>>138950120
>>138950251
It would all be one color. Geography of the US means that NorthWest and upper midwest comes together very easily into one power.

This would then have the power to subdue the rest of the continent. Very simple. Haven't you studied the civil war?
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>>138941946
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>>138950320
>being this retarded
You better not be pretending
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I forget the sauce behind this but it seems... realistic, in a sense,
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>>138950583
Yeah, the current climate and situation is nothing like 1860s. The culutural divide is urban VS cities, not north VS south. The former CSA states actually have lots of manufacturing, and the inland does most of the heavy lifting agriculturally.

Good ole boys and veterans would pretty much just need to disable infrastructure, and pop off any escapees, and Chicago, NY and LA would be Somalia in a week.
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>>138950440
Yeah, they have a lot more in common. If you look at the roads in Missouri it's all fucked up trying to go north to south. St. Louis, Columbia, and Kansas City are the blue belt. Everything south of that is basically Kentucky/Arkansas. Everything North looks just like Iowa/Illinois. In fact as much as I've travelled I've never even met anyone north of Columbia outside of northern Missouri.
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>>138950625
I wouldn't even be mad.
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>>138950815
Someone got Missouri right! Yee fuckin Haw!
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Everyone here's trying to carve up states in the Midwest, and most of these states have absolutely no reason to split up. People from these states identify with the pre-existing borders, and only hugely divided states like California have any chance of breaking up should some scenario split the states into factions
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Reminder Michigander Empire soon
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>>138950686
Rural Illinois, Indiana, Michigan and Wisconsin hate their states' urban centers.
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>>138950936
Southern Illinois people HATE Chicago
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>>138950936
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>>138950815
The source is the book American Nations. I thought it was interesting
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>>138950997
This jihad on D*troit, Inkst*r and Fl*int soon inshallah
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>>138950625
Rather be Cherokee master race.
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>>138951133
Caliphate of Dearborn
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>>138951134
They're part of my empire anyway.
Her's what peak Mongol Khanate in EU3 looks like.
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>>138951116
It broke America up into cultural nations and explained their history and attitudes as the result of each area's predominant founding population
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>>138950815
most accurate
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>>138941946
>>138950124
>>138950156
>Hispanic

Not a race
>Hispanic
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>>138951263
Ahumdellah
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>>138951431
Mestizo. Whatever. Everyone knows what it means.
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>>138951642
This is much better than mine. I was too soft.
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>>138941946

NW is spot-on in terms of political divisions, though the Dark Green "neo-Cascadia" state would be fairly worthless economically in that set-up. They'd need to defeat Light Green quickly to gain the ports and the valleys or they'd be hopelessly outmatched by a California-Light Green alliance.
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>>138951642
Is there a key for this?
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>>138951831
Yeah, maybe they'd unite with Dakota?
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>>138951642
>Cuckscadia

I would only support this movement if the socialist fags are brutally removed.
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>>138950997
>>138951133
Let them hate, as long as they fear.
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The Midwestern Reich will be huge
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>>138952339
As an Okiefag, please take us with you. Texas is an abusive boyfriend.
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>>138952585
I don't want you guys getting spic'd anyways. Especially since Timmy was based for what he did.
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>>138941946
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>>138952735
>Vinland

Whoa, that musclegay Jack Donovan has been buying a lot of real estate for his pagan biker club, huh?
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>>138952735
>Mobile
>Panhandle
>New Africa
Fuck off
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>>138952897
I actually thought about trying to include native nations, but was too lazy. But in my vision of ethnonationalism, they would have more autonomy and respect than they do now.
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>>138953130

not permanent borders

sorry though ;_;
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>>138952339
Love it.
Whats the education level needed for migration?
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>>138941946
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>>138952339
As a Midwestfag, I love the very idea of this movement.
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>>138954114
Winner!!
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>>138946429
My hot cousin goes there breh you should fuck her. Make sure to send pics.
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I posted this one a while back. How is it?
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>>138954653
Well I made mine in paint, so I can't criticize aesthetics. Is that New Amsterdam between New England and Dixie?

(Texas always be gobbling up OK. le sigh)
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>>138953165
I honestly thought you did since you have the Navajo nation and Pueblo tribal areas all shaded the same color
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>>138950246
This is true of Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio
too
OPs map is retarded
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>>138954810
I never really thought of a name but that works

All I did was take NYCs flag and remove the coat of arms in the middle
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>>138954821
lel, I already forgot. Yeah, Hopi and Navajo and Apache, eh? Honestly I think it was an afterthought remainder while I was mincing up the plains. I also considered chopping out a bit of Western North Carolina for the Cherokee and eastern OK for the Choctaw, etc.
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>>138954872
sadly most accurate. :(
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>>138954883
Fair. I spent 80% of the time being very precise with the borders Black ethnostate based on real world demographics, and then sort of freehanded the rest. Wanted to see this thread and I though OC would move it quicker.
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>>138950936
Iowa basically splits down the middle in most elections, with urban eastern iowas and rural western iowans hating each other.
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>>138954114
>Colorado Outer Territories
finally
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>>138952339
>>midwest
>illinois
>michigan
dropped
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>>138954114
>east and west KY
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>>138941946

Moosefuckers can include Albany and a bit south as well. Definitely Western MA but not southern/Boston. True New Englanders.
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>>138950156
There really aren't that many native americans in western AR or those other areas... Theyre almost extinct
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>>138949334
don't let the primitives bother you your california is fine
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