/CPD/ - CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD - REAL ROBERT HOURS EDITION

>17 yo Male Black hanged himself, they cut him down and he ran in the alley
>Selling drugs out of a car, female with a gun and their kid
>Intoxicated wife is threatening to kill the caller. She is inside with her 3 kids

>20 people fighting in the street

Apparently the 17 yo Male Black who hanged himself earlier is now having a panic attack.

>person shot in the leg

>male teens store a taffy apple and are standing in front of the store

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>>138934654
How a bump, Roberts

Unknown if he's breathing. Caller is afraid to approach him.

>schizo hearing voices
>may harm her children

>>138934873
>17 yo Male Black hanged himself, they cut him down and he ran in the alley

Wtf that's some zombie movie shit

>driver is very intoxicated
Any bets on if they're an illegal?

>>138939855
prolly rahm emanuel's boyfriend

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/comfy/ time Roberts.

>strange light inside a room at the royalton hotel

>strange light instead the Royalton hotel

Spoopy

Evening Roberts

>dead black manlet

>>138941058
He will never have the chance to learn

I just heard what sounded like fireworks in the boystown area, could it have been a massive but very short gang war instead? Is this a happening? Is it Robert?

>3 people looking through garbage cans and into people's yards

Desparation is a stinky cologne

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>>138934654
>male black
>walked out didn't pay for liquor
>wearing all white in walgreens

>male black touching women inappropriately

>>138941968

Good our first Walgreens call of the evening

> You know that woman who lives in the alley with her bag?
> Yeah Squad
> Well, It finally happened, she got run over by a car.
> Ok Squad. I'm getting covefe first. Priorities.

Stone cold bant.

>tard on the loose

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>>138942103
>Homeless female struck by car laying in street
>17 Robert she's the one that stays in road with her bags
>guess it finally happened will you check on here 17 robert?
>17 Robert I'll get over there after coffee
>priorities
>10 4 17 Robert

>>138942837
damn that's gangster af

>10 year old autistic son needs to go to the hospital
>he's very violent

>10 y/o autistic needs to go to hospital

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>>138943398
Baron?

>>138943394
Just release him into the wild

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>noise disturbance with a live DJ

>person shot

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I live in Cuckcongo and have heard more strange noises like gun shots, explosions or sirens during the night, a lot less yelling from schizophrenic or homeless people. Kind of want to leave here but also don't want to be a pussy and it is pretty nice to live here

Wat do /pol/? Pic unrelated

>>138946149
If you like it, stay. I live in a pretty messed up city, but my area is nice and the weather is good. Easy access to stores, good neighbors, etc. On paper this city is a shit stain, but there are plenty of good things. I bet Chicago has a lot to offer and I bet most of the problem areas are well known and mostly avoidable.

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>>138946746
Then again, this crime map makes it look like you should just nuke it from space...

>caller heard an explosion and all of the lights on the block went out

Transformer go up?