HAPPENING: MASS BATTING IN AUSTRALIA

>>138927205
http://www.news.com.au/national/random-attack-on-campus-at-australian-national-university-canberra/news-story/7d73d9636bf91b2e837198425c69a6e1

How do you even buy a baseball bat in straya?

So just an average day is Australia then?

>>138927424
Well if there's any justice in the wake of this atrocity, you'll need a licence that's only issued after a background check, passing a safety course, installing a safe to store the bat, and a 28-day cooling off period before you can pick up your first baseball bat.

Shouldn't be able to buy baseballs without the licence either to be honest.

>>138927205
DID HE HAVE HIS BAT PERMIT ?

>>138927493
Mad Max was actually a documentary

BAN THE BATS! ITS NOT WURF IT

>>138927205
>Witnesses say that the first victim was heard saying "that's not a knife" moments before being struck with the bat.

>>138927603
Fucking kek

He heard about Australian banter and thought they said batter.

But I hope nobody is seriously injured.

>>138927205
be more like Britain and ban everything including butter knives. freedom isn't worth feeling unsafe

>>138927603
>I see you've played knifey-batty before

>>138927205

>aussies

>bat attack

angry cricket fan?

>>138927205
BAN ASSAULT BASEBALL BATS NOW

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>be Australian
>had to beat immigrant women away to stop seed from being harvested
Every fucking day we proud Anglo men must deal with this.

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ITS HAPPENING!

>inb4 it's a "NO" vote campaigner

>>138927205
ban assault baseball, or do you faggots play cricket?

>mass batting
>not a mass-booting

>>138927506
Kek, you guys still allows baseballs to go unregistered?
No wonder

Australians are clearly behind with the progressive views. It's illegal to own a baseball bat in Canada!

>>138928059
I think we need baseballs need to be restricted to no more than 7 inches in diameter

Smart man I suppose it's easier to round the bases if you bring the bat with you.

>>138927506

But the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a bat is a good guy with a bat.

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>>138927205
Australia is the king of Master Batting.

>>138927205
A batty boi!

>>138928176
I think we need a sensible discussion on concealed bat carry

>>138927205

Take your pick!

Either:
(A) - Muslim perpetrator
(B) - White perpetrator
(C) - Asian perpetrator

>>138927205
Mass bantzing in Ausfalia?

>>138928295
I say B. Not sure what's with white people and school terrorism

>>138928295
Who is the Batman

God bless you Aussies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3nuI4oEal0

>come to aussie lecture hall

>that's a paddlin

>>138928295
You missed out Abos because of Uni setting?

>>138927683
Mate have you ever been chased by curious & angry emus on the way home from school?

Guys I'm an anu student and i know this guy

Police said not to talk about it but i feel i have to otherwise no one will

His name is Abdullah ibn Saba

Please spread the word and share on Twitter

>>138928295
I pick C. It will be a mentally ill Asian whose pride was injured in some bizarre mentally ill way.

>>138927205
Oh no! A baseball bat.
>Literally one swing and you get taken to the ground.

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>>138927205
There was a guy with a machete in a Shepperton High School the other day

>targetting asians
Can't say I blame him, ANU is a hotbed for CCP subversionists these days. Unfortunately, this just gives them sympathy.

>>138928620
I want you to guess how I know you're lying.

>>138928734
If the bat is metal, 1 swing can kill if you hit them in the right place

>>138928620
Are you getting the counselling services on offer?

>>138927205
Let me guess, he wasn't white?

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>>138927205
>>138927506
I heard it was one of those high capacity assault bats.

>>138927205
Ban assault bats now

Why not call it master batting

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>>138927205
>blocks your way
what do?

>>138929002
It had a shoulder thingy that goes up

>>138928867
Doesn't even need to be metal. You hit em in the temple and say night night

>>138929084
Colonise him

Reports are coming in of a person drop kicking rugby balls into the faces of aboriginal students at UQ.

>>138928620
Try harder cunt.

Prime Minister Turnbull is speaking at a press conference now and HASN'T EVEN MENTIONED IT

Time to panic buy bats

>>138929084
spritz guzzaline under me eyes and enter the dream-time

>>138927424
You can just walk into any sports store, even a k-mart and buy one. No back ground checks, no waiting period, no age restrictions and there are absolutely no limits on how many you can buy.
I say we put an end to this horror show right now.
Ban assault bats!
It's about time we stood up to bat manufacturers and told them how dangerous their product is.

>>138929252
Do you think if they require registration and licensing, they'll at least do a buybat?

>>138927205
SAVE A RAT
BIN THAT BAT

>>138927205
definitely a minority.
If white would have been mentioned
also
>>138927292
literally womans day tier news

>>138927205
mass batting kek, what new "mass" are you gonna come up with

>>138929301
nice

>>138929140
Must have been one of us

>Baseball bat

Not white, glass the cunt please, unless it was other muzzies he was attacking

A true australian would've used a cricket bat, but also, never even done it in the first place

>>138927506
Well they are banning panadine from next year, will be prescription only

>>138928706
>Asian
>able to swing a bat at a velocity that could injure someone

Sorry not looking good

Baseball bat are a necessary evil though, cricket bats are too flat and fucking poofters might think your just into some kinky s&m type shit and will just announced daddy for more.

>>138929084
Say " nah mate its unleaded"!

>>138927424
With money ya dumb cunt!

>>138929301

Hickory or aluminum?

What do I buy?

Home defense.

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>>138927506

It's not even funny at this point

>>138929664
Self defence isn't a good reason to own a baseball bat mate. Only if you have a property big enough to hit a ball or playing for sporting purposes do you have a genuine reason

>>138927205
I hope they lock him up! That's what happens to me whenever i bat in public

>>138927205
Don't be a rat, bin that bat

>>138927205
Ban assault bats!!
No bat should be more than 15 inches long and rubber grips should be banned.

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Australia is so full of fail. Can't even massacre right. When the British Empire divorced America got the balls, UK got the dick, and dingoland got the gritty bunghole. Pathetic score.

>>138929412
Kek

>>138927424
by spending 5 metric currency units

>>138927699
checked and keked

>>138929845
An Ozzie holds a pretty respectable high score. Martin Bryant. Port Arthur massacre.


They gave up a lot of rights over that one.

>>138930201
He only did it because Yahoo Serious never caught on.

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>>138927205
>Atleast 4 confirmed hits

He's atleast got a better record than the cubs.

>>138927205

ban bats. aussies don't need them, it's America's pass time

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>>138927424
They used to be cricket bats, but after you hit a cricket ball enough times the edges get round and they turn into baseball bats.
But you ask they're still wooden and you're right.
Then comes good ol' chopper to tell the bat to harden the fuck up.
Of course you can skip do the last step depending on the desired result you want.

>>138927292

ANU guy here

Based on where those emergency vehicles are stopped, the attack happened in the College of Business and Economics (almost 100% Chinese).

That building is also the first uni building if you're coming southbound from the Junkie suburbs.

My bets are on some racist iced out junkie.

>>138928295
(D) - Dark skinned asian male

>>138928990
He probably is
Baseball bat to the head is a very white thing

>>138930430
No he was an autism, probably a patsy as well. Big if true. It may have been the sandy hook beta test.

>>138927205
Oh no a mass baseball game...yikes..what is this hardcore canada gangs.

>>138930201
Best known shot in history with non snipers

>>138930201
Christ m8 now you have gone and triggered all the conspiracy theory dildos.

>>138927205
>be australian
>get bludgeoned

>>138930609

Nvm, apparently it was a student in the Copland building

https://anuobserver.org/2017/08/25/students-attacked-copland-classroom-attacker-detained/

Not sure what goes on in Copland, a few colleges use that building.

>>138927424
Softball bat

>>138929845
Australia is a fortress island. You have trupoo massing an army of mudslimes to the north, beaners pushing from the south, university students pulling down your countries history, destruction of free speech through sjw media, Kim ihavenothingtolose jong waiting to push the button for luls, China ready to fuck you up if you try to 'liberate' NK, Navy boats running into oil tankers, the middle east wanting nothing more than to see your country burn, Jews in every position of power, a president who can't even speak to his people without chinese whispers through the media, a snowballing firearms problem, ghettos full of nigs ready to re-enact the la riots on a nationwide scale.
Goy foreign policies that have destabalized and fucked up the whole of the middle east and europe and an economy about to get its shit pulled out from under it thanks to your jew banks.
In saying that burgers are bros, pls no hate

>>138927603
i lol'd in real life

>>138930934
That newspaper gives trigger warnings. Fucking universities. No-one sane should go to one.

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>>138927205
Rumor has it he was waving the national flag of Australia

>>138930873
Hey I'm just saying. Foreigners died in your country and there wasnt a Coronial Inquest. Shits weird d00d.
Also this right here
>>138930812

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>>138931248
media lies.
reliable source says dude was waving a canadian flag

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>>138931227

>>138927424
OI TWAT
BIN THAT BAT

bats for the bantz!

>>138931518
Don't be a twat
Bin that bat

>>138931248
>>138931391
It was a fucking shitskin you retards
>t. someone who lives in Canberra and have heard it was a black guy doing it

NEW BAT LICENCE TEST

1. Who is on first base?
2. Whats on second base?
3. i don't kows on third?

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Probably saving the Earth.

>>138931623
Fucking kek.

But also racist.

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>>138931616
I legitimately thought it was a canadian dude holding an lbgt flag in one hand and a bat in the other

Bat A Man massacre worse than the Bataclan massacre to be honest.

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>>138931616
Better not call the police

>>138927205
Fuck me cunts it's Port Arthur all over again!

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that area is full of asians. it's like the unis chinatown

>This is what passes for a happening in nogunzland
You guys have one of the largest home made gun communities on the planet, this is not a happening

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THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT I THOUGHT HE WAS LARPING

>>138928420
Kek

>>138927603
Kek

>>138927869
>Straya
>Anglo
I love this meme, subjugation =/= volk

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They tried to charge him 85c for a coke.

>>138932211
Creepy insect is creepy

>>138932045
Lol hard trance music goes will with this clip

>>138929084
Give benefits and say sorry

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>>138932442
>Murrcan
>Anglo
jogs the nog

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>>138927603

>>138927205
BAN SEMI AUTOMATIC BATS!!!

This madness must end

>>138929242
>condemn the bats
>not my prime ministah

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>>138927603
For real ???

>>138932147
Why don't one of you fucks buy a gun off a bogan, go ona spree and then an hero? It would destroy the whole 'gun violence only happens because guns are legal' narrative.

>don't be a twat, bin that bat

>>138932759
why don't you?

This just in:

The perpetrator became violent and agitated after being on hold with Telstra Support for the 4th time this week

>>138933055
You know what's fucking weird? I rang Telstra with an internet outage two days ago related to their hardware; was on hold for less than twenty seconds... they said a technician would arrive today between 8 and 12. He arrived at 8:06 and left by 8:15 with the problem fixed and the hardware replaced. I have no words.

>>138927603
Burgers are becoming tastier by the post

>>138929084
Pour the ol' petrol out and make my escape while he's sampling the octane

>>138933436
I am yet to receive a Technician next Tuesday - let's hope my experience goes as smooth as yours

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Save us Australian fast bowler.

Probably a hapa sperging out.

18 year old caucasian male

targets were all asian

>Don't be a prat, bin that bat!

>>138927869
> be Australian
> be the descendants of criminals
> exaggerate and lie all the time

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>anu open day is tomorrow

kek

>>138927699
he was really searching for the dango that ate his bayby, he just got sidetracked by some blokes

I nearly got stabbed in maths class in high school and its fucked me up for life, I can't be in classrooms/uni without feeling on edge

Luckily they invented online study

These people are probably too old to develop a phobia, I was just a wee lad and it stuck with me how unsafe you are sitting with random retards in a room

>ACT Police: A student has allegedly assaulted four people, one male, three females, during an attack at ANU.

>>138935973
>one male, three females
Autismo confirmed.

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Stop the boats

We need a total ban on all bats, yes even cricket bats, it's the only way to prevent future bat attacks.

>>138927205
> Baseball bat
> Killed nobody

I get the joke here...just feels kind of weak. Maybe if he had killed like 30+ then you would be on to something.

> Same fag
> Same day
> Brings gun
> 10+ dead
> School on lockdown
> Police injured confronting fag
> Fag shot dead
See it goes a little differently.

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>>138930430
>He only did it because Yahoo Serious never caught on.

now that is a dated reference, burger. im sort of impressed.

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>>138935637
>don't be a fucking retard, bin that cock and stop reproducing goy

>>138927424
Kill an emu, wait for the corpse to enter rigor mortis.
Easy golf bat.

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>>138929128

>>138930934
>>138931227
>Content warning: Discussions of violence
Fucking pussies. Article says "some students were bashed". They are so fragile they need to be warned otherwise they may have ptsd attack. What kinda generation is this?

>>138936568
ANU is our best and brightest goy
Employers all over the world seek ANU graduates!

>>138935176
How ya goin?

>>>/r9k/39283619
fug he was a robot

>>138935176
Get Mum!

>>138936735
Called it.
/ourautist/

>>138927506
Not just buying a set of plate armor and a good sword.

>>138932283
Is that real? Attacker was a robot? Or i just been baited?

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>>138936735

>>138936735
Oh for fuck's sake

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>>138927205
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>138937225
he swings the bat to fight the rat

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>>138936735
TOP FUCKING KEK
/r9k/ strikes again

Someone screencap this
Cause this is a gold rush

The attacker was an 18 year old Caucasian male, and ANU has confirmed he was an ANU student. Police are not yet prepared to release the name of the attacker and there is no information known about motive.

-ANU shitrag press

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I got a grad degree at ANU. ANU is a hornet's nest of libshittery and socialism. Wouldn't be surprised if it was a disgruntled 4channer.

>>138938130
Oh great just what we need
Some berserko angsty teen who took the memes too seriously

>>138938130
I bet he got rejected by his waifu fantasy chink grills in the class and then sperged out on them.

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probably pissed they stopped buying his modafinil

pretty sure all the victims were asian, I know that all the tutors for the course are asian, and it seemed all the students injured were also asian.

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>>138936735
Kek

>>138939005
goddammit i would jackhammer amy schumer so hard that filthy fucking pig

I hope when he stated his attack he did his best Frank walker from national tiiiiilllle impression.

>Hellooooooo

>>138927603
>>138927603
Can we get a screenshot compilation of this boys I'm on mobile

>>138927506
If the police come to your door in ausfailia and they see a baseballbat etc sitting in your house, it gives them probable cause to enter and search the premises. Also, we just got cucked out of online poker as well. Slowly but surely they take away all our freedoms, they do it slowly so you dont notice until one day you wake up and theyre all gone.

>>138939449

what if they open the door and see a dragon dildo collection

>>138927205
>>138937906
lmfao

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>>138927205
Are hammer attacks common in Australia? A hammer seems to me to be a good choice to bash in heads with.