Hurricane fucking harvey: America is the dragon

We get hurricanes all the time.

>>138918300
Doesn't North America look like a dragon and Texas is the belly??

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>>138919209

>Implying hurricanes aren't an every other month occurrence in the US

>>138919314
Lmao

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>>138919314
good god

>>138918300
you could convince me

it is hurricane season tho...

>>138918300
the jews made this happen

>>138919314
Florida is the cock not the forelegs. Bahamas and shit islands are spooge. pls fix

>>138919314
>the North American dragon is massively overweight

>>138919733
KEK

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>>138919314

>>138919374
>category 4 hurricane.
>may be worse than Katrina.

>>138918300
can you stop freaking out unfortunately the world
isn't ending

we live in eternal computer simulation
the moon is fake
your mom is fake
everything is fake

Hong Kong just got hit with a cat 10 on Wednesday. I this they have a dam that's about to fail too.

This is the dragon you seek.

>>138919374
US hasn't been hit by a cat3 or higher since Katrina

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>>138919314
top lel

>>138918300
I'll only believe it if the southern half of Texas gets destroyed, this better not be another hurricane that fizzles out an hour after making landfall.

>>138919314
10/10

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I can't tell if you meme-loving actual retards still don't understand that it was GoT spoilers yet.

>>138918526
lol...this will be the first hurricane to hit mainland US in 4200 days....

>>138918526
nice meme

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>live in the suburbs of Houston
>tell friends and family not to worry since it's just a tropical storm
>find out just a bit ago that it's expected to be a cat 3 by the time it makes landfall
fug

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>>138918300
>tfw live in Houston

I'm torrenting as much anime as I can and I'm going to run my laptop off a generator so I think I'll be good.

>>138919314
lol california's the ass

>>138919733
thank u for the laff britfrend

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>>138919314
This is the most retarded thing I have seen in a while. Bless you, Anon.

>>138919314
God's washing our dragon peepee.

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>>138918300

Eye is supposed to hit within 20 miles of my humble abode...

Going to be expensive...

>>138922751
houstoncuck here as well
if my electricity goes out and mcgregor wins im gonna be super mega pissed about not being able to enjoy mass nigger butthurt on twitter

>>138918300
Good, fuck you. Heavenly judgement rains down upon you. This is only the beginning.

68F, calm, clear sky.

Windows are open and crickets chirping. PA is great.

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>>138918300
checked them