How much have /pol/ fucked you up?

>>138893879
Your dentist thinks youre an asshole

>>138894009
Probably, but so what?

>>138893879
Relayed to dentistry I wonder how much of it is a scam. I have the worst dental hygiene habits I definitely don't brush every day, I chew ice, I very rarely floss, yet I've never had a cavity or any other problem. In fact my teeth are pretty white. Kinda makes me think it's all a lie

>>138893879
>tells me to stop grinding my teeths, or they'll have to operate
they know it's not conscious and are salivating at the bill
you will have to go back to fix it, eventually
or worse, go to therapy

>>138894230
You're a fool to ask me questions at this late stage. The world is your scallop.

>>138893879
i do it when i sleep

>>138895043
Pretty sure the expression is the world is your oyster.

>>138893879
Wear a mouth guard when you're on /pol/
And while you're at it gloves and mask when on /b/.

>go outside
>get funny looks
>realize I'm scowling because I'm thinking about something that made me mad online
>try to appear normal for the next 10 minutes
>repeat

>>138894426

Nah, you've just got top-tier genetics

>>138895269
Pretty sure you wont taste the difference following mouth surgery to remove all your fucked up toothy pegs

>>138895269
Why the fuck is our hospitals "free" but going to the dentist costs half a jet

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>>138893879
>>tells me to stop grinding my teeths, or they'll have to operate
>>i insist that I don't grind my teeths
>>after argueing, he let it go

>"Alright anon, I've just got a career in dentistry and a mirror to see places you can't but I'm sure you know better"

>>138896624
>oy vey you need to remove your wisdom teeth
>those things that you've had for 80k+ years really need to go
>what do you mean t-off is in 30 minutes and I'm taking a private jet that has nothing to do with this.

>>138896624
No but seriously, I have never ever done that before. And I couldn't get it to fit with what I usually do.

>>138896343
Dunno, but I only paid ~$50

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