This Australian image is accurate, everyone else in the world

I kid you not that compass needs to be rotated 90 degrees. The left libertarian should be at the bottom left.

FYI it'll never work without wide scale brainwashing and social engineering.

>>138838957
lol... is this a joke?

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>>138839144
fix'd

>>138839292
No you're just wrong due to your lack of Australianess

>>138839663
guess so. you guys must have decided to use the names of other parties but changed their ideologies pretty significantly?

>>138839997
depends which parties you mean

>>138839144
By Left you mean Up - by Right you mean Down
Clearly the foreigners have induced hallucinations in you

>>138840285
oh its not bad actually, i read it wrong. well, the nazi part kinda bugs me but whatever. Nazi doesnt fit on a political compass, it'd basically be utopia

It's always been a complete joke. You can't separate economic and social freedom.

>>138839563
Which actually looks right now, ALP and liberals might both qualify for being under half way. Greens are definitely authoritarian though.

And you, OP, are definitely either an evil antech or naive. How did you even get down there anyway?

>>138839997
Liberal had always been roughly synonymous with libertarian, the Southern strategy is what caused the confusion in America. The democrat voters started calling themselves liberals despite not being so, it's nice they changed to progressives, but the damage is had already been done.

Now you believe liberal means authoritarian.

>>138840458
No, almost always the authoritarian/libertarian divide is the Y axis. The X axis is the right/left because that's kind of similar to the words?

>>138840458
>Clearly the foreigners have induced hallucinations in you
>foreigners have induced hallucinations in you
That doesn't sound very nice...

>>138840557
Ironically they just mean right authoritarian, but you're right, something like the Rurikid dynasty would be more appropriate.

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>>138840709
>right authoritarian
yeah I know. aka the Jewified normie version of Nazi.

NatSoc is highly ordered, while also being very free. It's decidedly capitalist but also very socialist.

man, I wish I could take a time machine back to 1930s Germany so I could experience the pre-war Reich. It seems like it was heaven on earth. Ever read those series of letters from survivors who lived there as kids? It sounds fucking amazing.
It was just too beautiful for the ugly Jew. They cannot stand something so natural and beautiful. They must fuck it up.

>>138840697
yes you can - you're just not Australian enough - try being left on a large desert island for hundreds of years with deadly creatures and then this will begin to make sense

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>>138840697
Extreme social freedom is essentially theft, they're going to take it no matter what you say or do.

>>138840709
Actually the ALP is fairly further left than that, but that's not a "publicised" fact. All I'm saying is if half their volunteers are Marxists.. they're essentially already Marxists.

>>138840974
>you're just not Australian enough
Shush foreigner, surrender thy location, American or forever be silent of this foolery. You will never be Australian.

>>138841133
Now that's just creepy. Nice numbers though.

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>>138841314
HEIL AUSTRALIA
YOUR MIND MUST BE CLEANSED OF THESE FOREIGN TRICKERIES

>>138841314
>Extreme social freedom is essentially theft
Eh? I'm trying to figure this one out. Can you explain?

>>138842182
Here is why:

You freedom - you lose

The less freedom the better because NATIONAL SOCIALISM

>>138842182
Well I just did separate social freedom from economic freedom. Economic freedom would perfectly entitle you to everything you owned, pure property rights.

>>138841578
I know, they're so mean.

>>138842485
The only freedom anyone truly needs is Freedom from The Jew.

>>138842507
are you implying social freedom means you can steal other peoples shit, or abolishes property rights?

>>138842755
Well yes, extreme left wing beliefs basically entitle you to the communal goods and services, it's exactly as paradoxical as it sounds. Essentially how they worm around defining property and its rights is how they feel they win debates. The left/right thing seems to be about ownership of something or oneself or whatever.

Issue being libertarian freedom is purer and about the force applied in your system, which means the only way to achieve communal ownership of all things you'd actually need some sort of social engineering or brainwashing, which would be the only way people would mutually agree to this without force.

>>138842507
right that's it we're sacrificing you to please the two-headed Cyclops the Great Austryan ABBOTTTURNBULL so that my village may be spared the heavy toll of firstborns for the year - prepare the altar of sacrifice

>>138843099
I consider Libertarianism to be just another Jew meme, like Communism. It can't work. But an attempt of it would result in mass mayhem/death. So yeah, same as Communism. Even written by the same tribe!

I'm all for NatSoc. Best of all worlds. I can't even think of any way to make it better, its basically perfect. It was amazing in Germany and now it's doing very well in Israel.

>>138838957
So where do i take the survey

>>138843284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aopdD9Cu-So

>>138843240
>>138843952
Well don't I feel owned.

You still think dumb shit.

voting 1N next federal election
immigration is out of control
all so the PM and the Treasurer can circle jerk on stage to the tiniest positive quarterly GDP figures

the idea that they are
>muh skills
is so wrong it's insulting.
catch a train through the 'burbs to see everything except an Australian
all of them are no to low skilled workers

stop shitting citizenship certificates
which i was this based 10 years ago but oh well
i do talk about this to friends & their friends
don't give a shit what they think
after i smash their initial objections (always knee jerk TV programming without any basis in reality) none of them can argue with me

>>138843240
I enjoyed that phone call recording of Trump and Turnbull. Blokes got some decent bantz.

>>138839144
left = totalitarianism
right = personal liberty
the up/down parts are literally not even a thing.
anywhere.
ever.

politics is purely one dimensional.