Why Russian military forces so stylish?

>>138833064
Rule of thumb for modern militaries: put your best equipment in the propaganda videos

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>>138833862
So sexy

>>138833862
wall-e?

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Russian military toys not only most beautiful, but the best in the world also.

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>Russian troops make NATO pants shitty

https://www.chathamhouse.org/expert/comment/west-should-keep-wary-eye-russias-zapad-war-games

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/world/europe/russia-military-exercise-zapad-west.html?mcubz=3.

>>138835033
Archived it for you

>https://nytimes com/2017/07/31/world/europe/russia-military-exercise-zapad-west.html?mcubz=3
https://unvis.it/www.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/world/europe/russia-military-exercise-zapad-west.html?mcubz=3

>you suddenly realize that war is nothing short of a game

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>>138833862
that's a not bad looking tank, but is it invisible?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py1P2vVfnl8

>>138833064
That is to counterweight all the dedovschina.

Don't understandd why the Western people afraid Russian invasion so much. When we conquer Crimea only 1 Ukrainian soldier has benn killed. It's so gently in comparison with deadly NATO style (who kill ~ 2 000 000 ME civilians during war of terror).

>>138833064
judge dredd? also is this some sort of auction>>138834160

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>>138835757
We do want be liberated by Russians.

>>138835757
>Don't understandd why the Western people afraid Russian invasion so much
Niether do I
It's mostly paranoia by politicians or the cuckbelt formerly known as the warschau pact
I honestly don't think you guys are going to try and invade your consumermarket coupled with way to expensive annexations

>>138835656
>dedovschina
Doesnt exist since reducing conscription from 2 years to 1

>>138835892
she looks kikeish

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Russian military shit in general just looks super aesthetic.

>>138835892
It is not Russian. She's a Tartar.

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>>138835892

>>138835996
>Russian military shit in general
depends on the perspective really, their shit is pretty good price/quality wise

>>138836054
Typical slut

>>138833064
i uninstalled and opted out of favebook and now my pc doesn't work. at all. HMMM. what a fucking surprise.

curbside pickup alert, throwing my entire PC out.

>>138835951
How does the reduction of mandatory service time elimimate hazing and suppressed homosexuality?

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>>138836048
Seems Russian for me

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Even Russian militants can into style. WTF wrong with Western military forces?

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the russia is a barren shithole inhabited by subhumans

>>138835892
She can liberate the cum out of my balls, if you know what i mean.

>>138838472
Yeah, you can show fake Jewish studies all day long, we all know their ancestral hatred for Russia because they put these animals into the right place for centuries.

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>>138833064
Yeah the Russians do Badass stuff although that first boat in the vid kinda looks like a copy of the Swedish Stridsbåt 90 (Combatboat 90) but seems bigger.

>>138835892
>>138836054
>>138836236

How are you suppose to read their name tags its in some garbled shit speech

>>138833064
>*drum beats intensify*

>>138836236
nice aesthetics, the belt does lots to this dark uniform. what kind of boots do they deploy?

>>138833064
It’s time to remind everyone how a military conflict between Russia and NATO will unfold.

Everything begins with a sudden attack of a B2 Spirit, completely invisible for Shitty Rashka’s AA that get totally annihilated during the process, because the only thing those S200/300, with Gadflies, Gauntlets and other rusty scrap can do is to detect and shoot down Rashka’s own flying coffins, decaying, outdated, piloted by “officers” who have never fired a missile in their life and can barely land their aircrafts. Then Rashka’s airports stuffed with rusty Su-24/25/27 and MiG-29/31 are bombed to hell. Ruskies first panic and shit their own pants, then try to boost their coffins into the air, but a part of those fall to pieces during the takeoff as the last maintenance they underwent was in Brezhnev’s time. Some of those who did manage to take off suddenly realize their engines are on fire, as maintenance officers used to sell kerosene and dilute the rest of it with cow piss. Others can’t launch at all, as most of the parts have long ago been stolen and sold to banana republics. But, despite all the pain, about a half of “warplanes” do manage to take off.

>>138843863
And here is the time when F-22 that fanboys of Mighty Russia detest so much, come into play. Their state-of-the-art radars, highly precise AMRAAM missiles and stealth technology allow a single one of them to take on nine of Russia’s flying coffins, or perhaps more. The Raptors begin to joyfully dominate Russian rotten scum. In a few days, Russia’s airforce is a thing of the past.

And then the rape begins for real. The Raptors have cleared the sky for the good old F-15, F-16, Thunderbolts, Apaches. They crack Russian T-72’s and T-80’s open with their missiles just like tin cans. And they don’t even waste missiles on T-62’s, leaving them for the Marines that rip their armor up with knives, pull out scared 18 year old tankmen with their pants in shit and gently kick their butts, not even to kill, just to humiliate.

Then American tanks with thick uranium armor cross Pidorashkastan’s border, followed by the US Army on Strikers and Bradleys piled up with electronic equipment. Russian bydlo that have only learned how to suck cocks in the army try to combat them with their ancient RPG-7/16/18’s made in 1960-70s, but the best they can do is to scratch the paint. During the process, some of uneducable conscripts kill each other with jet blasts. Seeing this, Marine muscleheads approach the uneducated Russians, punch them in the teeth and take away all the rusty shit, mainly for their own safety.

In a month, the Russian Army is no more. American Rangers enter Moscow and surround Kremlin. Putin takes poison and shoots himself.

>>138833064
What's that bike about ?

>>138833064
They don't even hide the fact those boats are CGI

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I always thought the T-80U was the most aesthetic tank. Being fast as fuck is a bonus too.

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nice russophobic butthurt ITT

>>138833064
Пидopacы, блять, вcю дocкy зacpaли.