THE PROPHECY OF THE SHITPOST

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Yellowstone erupts or it happens

>>138828989
We're already past the star gorging on clay. That was the eclipse.

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>>138828989

The Ravens (capitalized) will starve

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>>138828989
god this is the worst prophecy

>>138829546
I know but the (((mods))) deleted the last thread after only 100 posts.
It's my job to keep being a huge fag about this. I do this for free.

>>138829524
Tower of London. So go the ravens, so goes England.

>>138828989
>>two voices will call out in silence that all will hear

Two symbolic deaths. Two important deaths.

>>138829679
is that a thing?

>>138829813
https://www.hrp.org.uk/tower-of-london/explore/the-ravens/

Yes.

>>138829895
well its been fun.
Everyone got zucced.
oh well

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>>138829987
>well its been fun.
Pic related. I'd say the ride just got very fucking real.

>>a rock will stand on seven hills
>Makes reference to Rome. NOPE
>>138830199
this.

>>138830199
>when the weather cools
>a rock will stand on 7 hills
>he gets digits

oh shit

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>>138830444

WHAT THE SHIT FUCK IS FUCKING HAPPENING. SHIT.

>>138830444
woaw checked
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is this prophecy only in America or world wide?

>>138830596
It seems to be a global type prediction. I don't claim it to be true but here we are.

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holy moly gentleman I have the feeling here is something going on

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and it wont stop, what happens here

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>>138830444

The odds are literally 1/11

>>138830766
for fucks sake

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>>138828989

Spoilers ahead.

Not sure how all this is gonna go down, but I'm pretty sure the Rod and Ring is the Church. The prophecy said they're trying to force gods hand. That's the goal. However, based on eclipse evidence, when gods hand is forced; a new player will enter the field to keep us from killing each other. Pic related.

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i would like to welcome pepe and kek for this feast

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He's here!

>>138830414
You don't necessarily know the 7 hills means Rome. A rock standing on 7 hills if it relates to this could mean Antifa and the anti statue league gets stopped hard.

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>>138828989
>the rod and the ring will strike
There's many ancient and biblical references of a rod and ring referring to the messiah or something/someone to do good things to those who are evil

"But with righteousness shall he judge the poor, and reprove with equity for the meek of the earth: and he shall smite the earth with the rod of his mouth, and with the breath of his lips shall he slay the wicked." Isaiah 11:4 KJV

>>138831082
antifa is to small for this prediction. Sees we talk on a global scale, not that small scrap.

>>138831011
anybody?

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What the fuck have we done?
Is this the answer we were looking for?

>>138831011
wew

>>138831232
It's not just antifa though, it's the whole liberal movement starting to try to remove every statue and already destroying statues. If they continue every statue will be gone by next year because the bluepills are convinced to say they'll tear down something like the lincoln memorial is hyperbolic.

It's also probably not a coincidence that the liberal media out in California even reported today the poll where the majority of Americans want to keep the statues right where they are.

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>>138831388
Dear god...

inb4 404 - too many deegeets

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this is the one that made me realize there is not a fucking chance meme magic isn't real. there is a literal pepe in the heavens.

>>138831577
he can absolutely keep getting away with it

>>138831563

Pls no, this has been a great thread. Thank you lord.

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>>138831577
This is unreal.

PRAISE
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>>138830444
so they're going to go full chimp and pull the statue down during the little rally or whatever, right? So only a rock will stand on 7 hills, the statue removed, and probably being kicked by a fat black girl an sheeeeit

>>138831577
I wish I could go back in time and make the IRAS survey map that spot when Saturn wasn't there.

>>138831722
It's been good.

They're zuccing us right now

>>138831739
what do you mean? what is saturn doing?

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>>138831722
Nigger will nog, but in the end, they shall be judged by the lord.

>>138828989
Is OP getting a really Royal Orgasm with this post or am I missing something¿

SUCC

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thanks lord

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>>138828989
>the belly of the dragon will drip water
>north Korea open dam so I'll way to flood the south

http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/21/north-korea-opens-border-dam-without-warning-sending-water-rushing-south-6867089/

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Jesus this thread is incredible

you are all faggots for worshipping a false prophet
come join the light of islam and be cleansed of your sins

>>138832052
haha kys imam

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>This thread.

>>138832095
if allah commands it than i shall

OP is mostly right except for:
>>a rock will stand on seven hills
A new pope.
>The Star will GORGE itself on clay
Israel expanding? Sure. Or Best Korea experiencing another famine.

>>138831940
Yes.

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WHUT

Do a flip

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>>138832222
Looks like Allah commands it.

>>138832222
kek has spoken sepukku it is

>>138832222
OH SNAP

>>138832222
Bye bye!

>>138832287
Don't encourage him! You know how these terr- i mean muslims are about death.

>>138832222
Holy shit hahahahahha

>>138832222
Suicide by cutting off your dick and swallowing it

>>138832222

HE IS WITH US

>>138832222
Don't kys though that's regrettable

>>138832235
No that was the eclipse

>>138830199
"A rock"
A symbol of permanence, a tribute to the passing of time. Time being the ultimate avatar of chaos. We have to win this battle if we are to seize the prophecy.

mcgregor and holyfield will k.o. eachother
simultaneously.

>>138831011
that is a fucking brilliant gif

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>>138832222
You ASKED FOR IT and KEK giveth.

>>138832523
those aren't the right guys

>>138832222
What did the moon mean by this?

>>138832509

THIS.

If we win this the path will open.

kek will cleanse the earth on October 4, 2017

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Honestly I feel bad for non-believers

Where did this prophecy come from

>>138832586
kek

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>>138832731
an ethnic kekistani through the power of kek will put an end to this destruction

>>138832868
You can't predict stuff that's impossible

>>138830444
>he gets digits

>Belly of the Dragon will drip water
Chinese dam break actually makes a lot of sense
>a rock will stand on seven hills
I said in an earlier thread that I think the next Pope becomes a powerful new leader, which is in keeping with St. Malachy's Prophecy of the Popes. He will be known as Peter the Roman
>The bear will leave its cave forever
Presumable Russia, but California is a possibility
>the rod and the ring will strike
This is the tricky one.

>>138830199
Oh fugg

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>>138832799
CANADA

didn't even have digits

>>138833026
Aussies just mad that they couldn't monopolise on making prophecies.

Anybody know where the prophecy originated? It's been going around for over a year now.

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its fucking happening gents

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pic unrelatedd

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>>138831577
IBS HABBEDINGG
::DDDD

>>138828989
>two voices will call out in silence that all will hear
One of them will be moses the lawgiver

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>33 posts by this ID

My mission is complete regardles of the outcome

>>138828989
>thinks the dragon refers to their countrys fucking shape and not their cultural iconography as a fucking dragon
you are retarded

>>138833340
who

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>>138833395
samefagg
confirmed larp thread

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>>138833498
I'm OP.

>>138833395
Semantics. Three Gorges pops and the discussion is over.

>>138833543
But he died like 5000 years ago

>>138833009
If I remember correctly the Christian prophecy involving the constellations Virgo and Leo in some cases replaces the lion with a dragon. Then again that could just be me jumbling up different info.

>>138833832
R A R E
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R
E

>>138833949
N E W
E
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>>138833832

I don't know what it all means, but I've been feeling a little spooked about the near future, especially after the eclipse.

>>138833709
He will return from the death to knock some sense into mankind one last time. He will fail obviously.

>>138834276
x to doubt

>>138832222
did this fag khs yet?

>>138833832
You're jumbling different info.
The prophecy has developed all sorts of wrong info regarding the pepe face because memers don't bother to revise their infographs. The irony is that the concordance of numbers gets even stronger with the revised information, notably the "face of satan" in fact being the double image of Saturn imaged in 1983. Which even though it's not there at the time its supposed to come to pass, matches the description in the vision especially considering Saturn is an analog to Satan and Satan is the great dragon, with red being both literally how it *can* appear depending on scan settings, and figurative in that is the color of war. Saturn even has a damn hexagon on its pole. The infograph memers maintain that there's something else there though and it's coming in and will eat Jupiter when it emerges from the womb.
Oh also they're kind of trying to ignite Saturn with Cassini, which if they succeed potentially matches the "fiery dragon" imagery in mother shipton's prophecy and fairly perfectly aligns in time table with international peace and safety day.

"6 times the fiery dragon shall cross the sky before this earth shall die"
15/16th to the 21st/22nd depending on time zone, 22nd is international peace and safety day
From revelation:
"For when they say peace and security sudden destruction shall befall them"

There's just too much coinciding.

>>138834365
You first, faggot

>>138833009
rod and the ring is the sign of the power of the church and the king ( royal)
Its a symbol for the spirit and the world

>>138834451
no u

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>>138834433

I don't need any more signs. Just let it habben.

>>138834327
Well I kinda doubt it myself too, but time will tell.

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>>138834669

This is a quality thread this isn't actually /bant/ tier crap

>This is a quality thread this isn't actually /bant/ tier crap

This is a quality thread this isn't actually /bant/ tier crap


>This is a quality thread this isn't actually /bant/ tier crap
This is a quality thread this isn't actually /bant/ tier crap

>>138834874
>implying this isn't a >>>/s4s/ tier reply

>>138828989

This is the worst interpretation I've seen to date, fuck you op, saged in all fields

Sage

>>138835068
Feel free to post any useful information. But youre only here to shitpost

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>>138832222
Holy shit haha

>>138835176

/pol/ is my shitpost
this prophecy is my shitpost

You want some info? Here goes. I heard this from my uncle's wife's son so some information might not be too accurate.

This prophecy begins by saying that they are trying to force god's hand. This is obviously not true, what they are trying to do is bake an infant pizza that will sell in the interdimensional black market. Podesta said in an interview last week or three weeks before or perhaps today: "Me and my wife love pizza. We just wish we could sell it to those space niggers and make more money to buy pizza toddlers."

Now this may sound crazy but keep in mind that our sources say Mars Defense Force agents succesfuly planted a quantum microphone camera up Podesta's bumhole when he was having an anal philosophy session with his gardener. This may or may not confirm that Podesta is an interdimensional pizza baker bumhole diddler.

For now you're just going to have to believe that the green aliens from mars are going to catch podesta on the pentagram dimension telecom advertising his pizzeria.

That's all my info for now, stay safe astral beings.

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>>138828989
>>The bear will leave its cave forever

my take on that is bear economics
aka huge market crash comming
stack up on the crypto boyos

>The Ravens will starve
what about the ravens in the tower of london?

digits israel invades seria cuz of iran

>>138828989
Stop. Saying shit. There is absolutely no reason to think that three brenches becoming one would refer to Trump. It makes no sense as much as 90% of the other statements.

>>138842623
after trump all branches were republican