ITT We find the coffee goblin

why?

>>138825841
Because he was acting like an entitled cunt

>>138825814
I think the video was staged dude

>>138825814
we already know who he is. go send him an angry letter.

https://twitter. com/ProfStratton <<< this guy?

>>138825814
Also video link with timestamp:
https://youtu.be/0ihLb4yYxjM?t=2m6s

>>138825933
Nope. Seattlefag here and I can confirm these assholes exist

>>138825814
We already found him. I can't remember his fucking name, but there were a bunch of fucking pictures of him wearing some retarded blue suit.

>>138825814
although this people exists , it seems to good to be true most likely fake
they couldnt choose a worst goblin caricature

>>138825909
So? Alex didn't do shit, why should we? There's higher value targets to identify.

>>138826013
I am not saying people like him don't exist. But the dude was already found so were you gone for a while?
The dude that threw the coffee is a confirmed performance artist and Alex Jones has fabricated shit before like the whole Y2K thing

https://www.infowars.com/man-who-threw-hot-coffee-at-alex-jones-identified/

>>138825814
Why should we? Just look at him

>>138826165
Hmm, guess I missed something.
I'm on the fence about it being staged. I know people like this. God help me

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he's been found m8

>>138826134
>Alex didn't do shit, why should we?
Cause it would be fucking LuLz if like 20 ppl in infowars shirts waited for this goblin on his way to work and soaked him in Covfefe

Lurk more newfaggotry
He dockers'd himself to brag about it the same day.
He's a shitty punk bass player
And wrestling announcer
His stage name is
Jack Stratton

>>138826165
He's also confirmed to be a member of antifa who's well known to Seattle activists. This wasn't faked.

Alex Jones is such a fraud. He admitted he didnt even know what memes were a few month ago. Now he makes them and publishes them to get millennial righties to buy chemicals from his website to put in their bodies that magically increase their vitality.

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Somone pls post the bread and circuses mind control aspartame meme picture with him. I forgot to save it.

>>138826134
for what reason are you here? for the lals you faggot

>>138826483
no.. don't make a war out of this, it will please the juice. do it anonymous

>>138826554
wat

>>138826710
here is alex talking about how he doesnt know what memes are
https://youtu.be/80TzHxlKySM

we found him the day he did it.. lurk moar you fucking faggot

>>138826896
He sure embraced them quick

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>>138827013

>>138826554
>he hasnt super male vitality

when did you give up on masculinity?

>>138825814
Why are you defending Alex Jones? A man who's admitted that he doesn't believe in the views he spreads? He's using his views to gain money, pure and simple. He doesn't care about you. All he wants is your money.

http://www.businessinsider.com/lawyer-alex-jones-infowars-playing-character-acting-2017-4

>It's performance art': Lawyer for Alex Jones says InfoWars founder is 'playing a character'

>>138827554
Please archive those
https://archive.is/b7oe6

>>138825814

he was an actor you retard

>>138825814
They already found him last week, cumfart.

Hillary was right. They are basement dwellers lmao

>>138826466
>I dunt talk wiff racists
>grown men

HI ALEX

It was staged is /pol/ actually retarded?

>>138826516
>he's an actor

>but he's antifa

What? He can't be both.

>>138825814
He looks so fucking familiar but I can't place it.

>>138831733
Why not?

He's part of a fake wrestling league with a lot of other antifa held at an antifa bar called the Re-Bar.

>>138831541
It wasn't staged. He's semi famous in the Seattle activist scene. Mostly for his old band.

>>138832037
I mean either Alex Jones hired him, or he's Antifa, no way he is both

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BOILING HOT COFEE
Whatever Alex......if you had said "water bottle" it might have been believable.

>>138825814
Already been found, OP and I was banned for replying to a doxx thread.

I will SAGE this thread and I will invoke MODS.

Enjoy your ban, OP.

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This topic has already been discussed.

OP You are late to the fucking party by at least a week.

Stop now.

>>138832143
Yes. If he was antifa and hired by Alex Jones then he would have spilled the beans. Even if he is paid by Jones to do this it's a pretty damn good actor because we have all seen people like this. It's completely believable.

But the guy is an antifa nutjob living in Seattle with a bunch of other leftist lunatics.

>>138827554

>(((business insider)))

Mindboggling

>>138825814
staged you fucking ham breather

>>138826165
Jones was in Seattle in a particularly "hipster" area trying to get a reaction out of these people so in that sense it is a bit staged.

>>138832143
He's Antifa.

He participates in a fake professional wrestling league were he and a lot of other antifa parade around in tights.

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>>138825814
Believing this wasnt staged by Jones. Lmao

>>138832443
>He participates in a fake professional wrestling league were he and a lot of other antifa parade around in tights.

Fucking degenerate retards. My only solace is that people like this will never reproduce.

>>138832371
No, he was in the Downtown traffic corridor, near the buses.

I shutter to think how he'd be treated in the Capital Hill neighborhood.

>>138832443
You need another dose of caveman, you stupod fuck.

https://youtu.be/3-ZqD9-W1_8

>>138832447
It wasn't.

>>138832548
Feel free to verify this by checking out the Facebook pages of any members of his old band.

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S T A G E D F R E D O M

>>138832643
What is a non disclose contract, you immature manchild.

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>>138826013
>(((Esperanto)))

Every Fucking Time! Is Pol/ ever wrong?

>>138825814
Protip: Look down.

>>138833767
>Not knowing 3 lenguages + esperanto. Esperanto fuckin rocks.

lol monolingustic cucks

>>138833756
It's a contract which would prevent Jake from discussing his associations with Jones.

Not something which would compel Jake's antifa friends to laugh about how he poured coffee on Alex Jones.

>>138833907
Kys kike! Esperanto is literally a cuck language

>>138825814
Jake Stratton a pro wrestler that could whoop your ass. Leave him alone, he punked your faggot Alex out and he'll do the same to you.

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>>138825814

>>138834298
Jake couldn't pull a wrestling move to save his life. That whole league is just meant as a stupid stage performance. A joke taken way too far, with homoerotic overtones.

It's an outlet for antifa members to vent gay frustrations.

>>138834181

Oly shiet, the resemblance

>>138834181
It's uncanny but you'd think antifa types would be organic only
#resistance otoh

>>138825814
Alex only did that stream to cover up why he was really in Seattle that weekend
>hemp fest
he was in the park baked with the other degenerates

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>>138826483
>on his way to work..........
Coffeemodo is a stand up comedian or some shit. Which translates to he just goes around to open mic nights at places and gets beer money.
You can't do any more damage to this dumb faggot than he's already done to himself and will continue to do.
AJ pretty much stated the same thing in a vid right after.

You dumbshit haven't put together the part where we ALREADY fucking won.
We have The Emperor as Potus.
Senate majority.
Anarchist/commie faggots going full turbo retard in public constantly.
But muh mainstream news only shows the normies..........record scratch.
Every faggot on the planet has a faceberg.
Hell even my fucking grandmother knows about Antifa shenanigans and that old seahag can't even drive anymore.

I remember a few weeks into post election was never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake in regards to Antifa and dumbshits like coffeemodo.
Sit back and do the lords work. Observe and dox these faggots.
Sure based stick man was cool and all but fuck all think about it for a second.
Dude gets arrested and boom 10s of 1000s of dollars come pouring in to him.
Happens every time.
These people are the Al Sharptons of the right.
Same book different cover.

Loads of faggots here seem to forget about waiting for Antifa to start making kills. You got a martyr for the cause then.
And now we have a dumb faggot who fell for some reverse b& that decided to run down a bunch of faggots where it hadn't been made legal to do so. Cause A dumbshit was too young to think about individual states having individual laws.

Let them keep damaging themselves. Take the fucking high road.
The communist had an invisible enemy.
The communist made their own enemy come out of the woodwork.
That's all according to THEIR plan.
Remember who controls the narrative.

>>138835549
>Anarchist
/pol/ is anarchistic, upvote if you agree.

>>138825933
The pure autism by that down syndrome goblin and alex jones just proves it wasn't staged.

>>138825933
I think you're straight but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm right.

>>138832447
Believing that it was staged by Jones. Lmao

>>138832447
>I don't believe in conspiracy theories because Alex Jones and all his friends are just planning together to stage fake news.

>not believing this goblin is an actor
OP is a faggot indeed

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>>138825814
>down syndrome goblin
I thought this belonged here.
Time for a fap and sleep

>>138825814
>Let's find this cunt
You know it's pantomime right ?

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Check out his bio lmao

Is he an actual Goblin, or a 'Goblin-like Spirit'?

>>138825814
le /pol/ army assemble

this is weeks old

I hate every last one of you