/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - MULTIPLE STICKS OF DYNAMITE EDITION

Evening Roberts.

Half an hour ago. Two large sticks of dynamite went off.

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>>138809230

Have a bump, Roberts.

>ten male blacks on the corner selling drugs and guns

>>138810110
Somebody must have made a noise complaint again.

A bullet fell off his body while he was being brought in.

>go look for a crime scene on Sacramento

>>138810291
>ten male blacks on the corner selling drugs and guns

Impossible.

>that feeling when you've been away from /cpd comfy/ too long.
>Jimmies un-rustling and keys checking.

Lord we gather around for another night of Robert tales, the blue server of the city and taker of calls, followers of sassy and crabby, lusters of QT. At /pol/ we gather for the battle against male black yet again. Our keys we check, 10-4.

Large group of asian males and females fighting in the street.

>>138810110
Fucking noise complaints. How's a nigger not to set off TNT.

>>138810291
>>138812510
But I mean, that has to be code word for something. Who owns or has a legitimate use for large sticks of dynamite in Chicago?

>>138812703
Demolition contractorsmaybe?

>>138812927
Before the dynamite thing, they announced that two senior women were trenspassing on a construction site but I don't know if the two things are connected.
Also be careful. She resisted police in the past.

>heard two loud screams from a female voice

>>138812703
>implying noise complaint retaliation isn't a legit use of dynamite

The situation is escalating. No further information.

>woman hit by a car
>something at the autism awareness event

>gun in the book bag

It is back to school season

Sounds like there's a fire

OH BOY ANOTHER CANCEROUS GENERAL
WE NEED MORE GENERALS
LE 4CHAN IS SO LE WEIRD
WE NEED LE SUBREDDITS XDDDDDD
AWOOOOOOOO

Car on fire and laptop robbery.

>suspicious substance found in a patient's room

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>>138817329
eat a fucking dick you no fun having non-comfy cuck
this is literally the comfiest thing on /pol/ besides merchant threads

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>>138817619
The Hero we Need but Don't Deserve. /cpd/ will always be comfy because the shit you hear on it is REAL coon shenanigans, a lot more interesting than ALL CAPS shills spitting 4chan lingo with no comprehension to try and fit in.

>verbally assaulting random people...on the ground?

>>138818286
Nice...OC?

>37 year old male having a sickle cell crisis

>>138817619
Agreed. All we can do is ignore.

Hello again to all anons. This is a comfy thread, please keep it civil. Newcomers/shills/oldbois/oldfags/everythinginbetween: The best Robert threads have always been about attentive listening and collective amazement in our reaction.

I don't care if I sound pathetic, this is the closest I get to talking to people each day and I have a full time IT job/married.

I'm still on an island. Robert thread is like the static-y old radio I have on said island to keep contact with the crumbling world.

Much respect and admiration to my fellow Roberts.

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>>138819048
I wish but no, he's a detective from an old DS game hotel dusk. one of those "hidden gems" which could blow you away but because it was more book than game it got "meh" reviews. the writing is fantastic though so fuck em. A game made entirely in japan, yet portrays a better cast of American characters than the last 15 years of cinema. I'd recommend emulating it to anyone

>>138819445
What ever could their race be?

>>138819520
Good to know, thanks! Robert threads get so much OC, you never know. I like the new styles emerging as we get other anons in here. Not that I have any issue with the glitch/retrowave look, but I also like the clever mash-ups like the stuff you're sharing.

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>>138809230
R E A L R O B E R T H O U R S

>person shot in the inner left leg

I'll take self-inflicted gunshot wounds for $500.

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>>138819674
The protagonist is pretty much our inner spirit animal... an anti-social ex-cop who constantly tells people he doesn't give a fuck, but only because life and people kept letting him down and on the inside he wants shit to work out for everyone, even though the human race continues downward

Shots Fired

>>138820401
Comfy screenshots I'm looking at right now. Definitely going to grab this game. We have a DS kicking around here somewhere...

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>NINE
>NINE SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>>138820596
its great comfy, prepare for sweet DS midi music and the sounds of cop shoes clacking on the ground. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8_tFtSI5xs&index=8&list=PLA39A03B6FBD9F81F

>>138820896
The footstep sound is fantastic. I really love the ambiance, music...looks like a 10/10. My wife plays the DS more than me and she seems keen on this one as well. We always spend Saturday mornings together; watching a movie, playing a card/video game--looks like this will be the ticket. Thanks anon!

>Dead body over there.

>>138821705
it's almost like a visual novel is VNs had more point and click elements, touch everything and you will fall in love with Hyde's dialogue. I used to play it before bed, very good mystery aesthetic

>>138811815
Sac sucks.
Take it from me, I live here

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Evening Roberts.

>people rolling a dumpster in front of the location
>looks like they're trying to take down the fence

>people rolling a dumpster

Antifa?

>>138823782
Dumpster-Based Tactics are their forte. I wouldn't be surprised.

>male Hispanic throwing up gang signs

>they choked him
>he's got glass in his eye

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>>138822699
Gold country fag here, can confirm. Im curious; why do you live in (bal)sac anon? Pic semi related.

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Checking in roberts

>male is hallucinating and thinks someone is after him

MALE WHITE ON A BIKE WIT A BUTCHER KNIFE