You have to flee the country tomorrow and never be seen again

Argentina

>>138802531
die

Russia.

I flee the country and am never seen again

Make my way to Florida, steal a boat and travel to Cuba, bribe my way into a ship or plane to Russia. Spend a few weeks in Russia before stealing another boat and make my way to the Philippines for a month or so before heading to Australia where I will spend the rest of my life learning the ways of a true master shitposter.

Gather supplies. Go to Alaska's west coast. Get rowboat. Row across the Bering Strait to Siberia. Reach land. Start walking inland. Live happily off land in Siberia. No one will fuck with you.

>>138802531
sage

>>138802531
>helping the data miners build a profile of your preferred way to disappear if shit goes down

haha i would claim asylum in North Korea

>>138802531

What better way for man to die than facing fearful odds? For the ashes of his fathers, for the temples of his Gods

>>138802531
Not post about it on 4chan for a start.

Switzerland.

>>138802531
stay in the country and fight whoever the fuck was destroying this country, foreign invader or homegrown terrorist

>>138802531
burn every bridge I ever fucking crossed

>>138802531
Probably suffer whatever the consequences of failing to do that are to be honest. I guess I'd head toward Mexico to start, I mean if it's so easy to get in maybe it'll be easy to get out that way.

>don't actually leave the country
>go innawoods in the amazon
>die from malaria/ yellow fever/ eaten by jaguar/ piranha/ alligator/ anaconda

>>138802531

Unlike most Americans I have a passport, so I will enter Japan legally, overstay my visa, and in the meantime Trump will have started WWIII and I can be a refugee living in the tent cities with the rest of the homeless.

And happy as fuck.

>>138802531

Go hide in a native reservation where there is no legal jurisdiction beyond RCMP until I can find a human smuggler.

But really, I could just get a beater car and drive into the thousands of square miles without any human habitation.

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Anywhere but Poland.