What would you do if you had a time machine?

>>138802383

Ayn Rand actually wrote her diary

>>138802523
Yeah, and the soviet gassed the 6 million jews.

>>138802383
I'm here now. Or I'm now. Well ... You get it.
What is this diary thing ? I never wrote a diary.

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>>138802383

Something something-pregnant Anne Frank

You get the idea.

I'd teach her about shaving.

>>138802383
Have trump's mom swallow.

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>>138803637

Give hitler the nuclear bomb and modern jet engine plans.

this is now an anne frank r34 thread

I'd stop humanity from ever coming into existence. You fucking lanky apes are literally the niggers of the Laniakea Supercluster.

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>>138802383
rape her

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>>138804248

Bingo

>>138802383
sage it

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>>138804182

/thread

As for myself, I'd go back and grab a few uniforms. Excellent fashion taste.

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>>138804467
>writer's cock

>>138804613

Gotta admit that artist is pretty damn funny.

Now if only he'd show himself so I could throw money at him to make me an undressing scene based on >>138803541

>>138802383
Small redpill:

German FBI confirmed on the 3rs Court Appeal that the diary is a forgery. Written in ballpoint pen(did not exist in 1942).

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>>138802383
YOUR FATHER MADE FETUSES WITH FLESH LICKING LADIES WHILE YOU AND YOUR MOTHER WERE ASLEEP IN THE TRAILER

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>>138802383

Id prevent the transatlantic slave trade. Keep all those niggers over there.

>>138802383
Yeah I would kick down her closet doors and machine gun that bitch to hell

Wouldn't you?

>>138805231

damn now I have to listen to that album and OAI again

Just go back in time a few months and win every single lottery till now, then buy my own island so I don't have to give a fuck about Americuck anymore.

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>>138805555

*blocks your path*

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>>138802383

Semen stain those mountaintops of course.

>>138804385
>this triggers the Finnposter

>Kill Muha Mad the goat fucker

>Train the Incas to kick Spanish asses for the sake of it

>Trade my knowledge of ww2 with Hitler for a despotic presidency over a united Balkan nation

>>138802383

I would strip the title "Hide and Go Seek Champion of Europe" away from her.

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Does /pol/ actually like this album? Thought you guys were too antisemitic for this Anne Frank shit

>>138806653
/pol/ is one person

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Nothing.
Everything Is fine for me.

>>138806928
So does she like Neutral Milk Hotel?

I'd just tell him to stop with Poland.

>>138802383
Suck my own dick.

>>138802383
I would go on a holiday trip for 4 weeks, then rewind time and pick a different destination. Also going to a nice restaurant and eat from the menu and rewind time when im finished eating and pick something else to eat. Going to a brothel pick a nice girl, after the sex go back in time and pick another nice girl. I would enjoy my life in its fulliest. Dont give a fuck saving the planet or change some grand life event.

>>138805555
nice, quads

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>>138806653

It's a meme t b h

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>>138802383

Probably go visit Jesus, the ancient Mayans, Egyptians, etc, and learn some sweet esoteric knowledge.

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>>138802383
Systematically eradicate Jews and niggers and Indios and assorted muds throughout history and then return home to my glorious WhiteWorld

>>138809165
Thanks man.
I hope everyone understood it was an analogy of peeling back her labia and jackhammering her tight Jewish pussy