Instead of Buying an Island....

Plus we could be cozy neighbors with you Aussie cunts

is this related to the liberty island project?
we were looking at islands in south america, but are now open to other possibilities. tuvalu just seems really far away from everything.

(discord: Fkhx69k )

>>138792354

no, fuck off

>>138792888
yeah.

If you are serious about starting an actual nation though, it will have to be far away so it is irrelevant for other countries to care

>>138792888
>discord
this island thing is a hoax anyways

>>138793113
we'll might simply start something under the jurisdiction of another state though, but bribe officials and such to be able to be a bit more free

>>138792354

how do morons like you are able to get on internet?! How do you get out of bed in the morning without killing yourself?!

can you take this larping/childish bullshit to your kindergarten class?!

Why not just buy the Russian Far East?

>>138793844
spotted the tuvaluian

Great idea! Will we cleanse the island of it native savages or will they serve as a slave class?

>>138793778
until you become a threat. You will be long gone before you think about becoming independent. That will be the first thing to cross anyones mind if you are looking to buy a large piece of their country

>>138794345
GDP is around 39mil. So a current citizen only makes a few 1000 a year. Plus we would need labor

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>>138792354

>being this retarded

You realize Tuvalu is sinking, right? Pic related.

>>138792354
Because unfortunately the U.N. exists and is stopping the white man from his natural ways, conquering and constructing great civilizations.

>>138792354
Stop this immediately last time we tried this they engaged the TIDF as well as an actual Tuvalu resident who infiltrated our discord. It´s hopeless, they are well defended.

>>138795334
>global warming
>real
pick one and only one, you fucking shill

>>138793844
>how do morons like you are able to get on internet
>do morons like you are able to get on internet
>morons

>>138794345
>>138794755
Nah every single one of them should be cleansed. Keeping the natives around never works out well in the long run...

>island for white people
>Not choosing a place in the north
Just choose some part of Greenland dumb-dumbs

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>>138795334
well maybe they will just hand it over then.

Like a good ole fixer upper

>>138795334
What is the sea level situation like in Fiji? Asking for a friend...

Who was here at the start of this year where we were meming this?
Toodle-o Tuvalu.

good fucking luck invading a pacific island mate

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>>138795846
I'm sad this never happened, we're technically still at war against them thought.

>>138795989
>>138795846
I can honestly say I have never even heard of this prior to me starting this thread

Guess conquering land runs in the blood

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>>138796117
We had threads of this back in january (if I remember correctly) before all the "Kekistan" shit and before HWNDU streams became popular here.

norfolk islands up for grabs atm. they wanna leave australia anyway

>>138795846
Start of this year? It was last year we were making battle plants with water scooters and everything. And as I said the TIDF shut us down hard. Leave this lye

>>138795733

highest point on the island is literally a 10 foot mound of mud

good luck trying to rebuild a tiny, sinking island in the middle of the pacific ocean

>>138795844

there is none

>>138796253
Sounds vulnerable.

Plus just offer the few "wealthy individuals" a seat of the new gov

aren't most of those Island claimed by Britain and America?
wouldn't want a war ship turning up at your door now would we

>>138795334
The certainty of global warming is why I invest all my money buying up property just inland from current beachfront property, said no one ever.

Nova Scotia is the best option

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>>138792354

>Pretty sure American civilians could out class them in weapons

I always hear this bravado surrounding your guns yet you never have any balls. When the police went door to door during the Boston bombing manhunt not one sausage-fingered fuck held their ground but let the police ride their property like pussies.

Your citizens, like all western citizens, have a good quality of life and thus have too much to lose getting into meme skirmishes to defend your honour or impose your will.

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>>138795913

Oath you stupid cunts.

hanga e te Atua tenei whenua mo matou. Kaore e taea te tapatapahia; Mehemea he tohorā ka taea te tapatapahia. Ka hoki koe ki to whenua ake, i hanga e te Atua mo koe. I hanga e te Atua tenei whenua mo matou; Ehara i te mea mo te iwi ke, mo te iwi ke ranei e uru ki tenei whenua tapu.

>>138797085
>being this britarded

Probably because, unlike Eurofags, we actually want the police to control our terrorist issues

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>>138796554

Holy shit a fijindian anon

Bula cuzzy

>>138797238
And a ooga booga to you

>>138797005

that beachfront is usually connected to huge land mass you can escape to

not a country that is literally beachfront on all sides and the size of a football pitch, retard

>>138797324

>indian

nope, native

>>138792354
You do know that Tuvalu is a member of the Commonwealth right?

>>138797381

*an

Stick to your abos you lazy aussie.

>>138797442

Wew lad, how did the insurrection against the government go when the indians grabbed power.

I feel for you losses as a people. Fiji for fijians.

Pacific islanders are way too obese to fight you for it anyway.

How much would it cost to charter a large vessel for a few weeks?

>>138793844
Hello Tulivian Internet Defence Force

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>>138797013
Careful, we have a citadel.

>>138795989
Did they ever respond?

>>138792354
https://documentarystorm.com/stealing-nation/

>>138797442
How did that whole mahogany plantation thing end up resolving?

>>138797476
whos to say the new government wouldn't be a part of it as well. I don't believe its like the UN where all countries protect the others. Although I admit I am not familiar

>>138798254

I too want to know this. Currymunchers taking over rip

we can build a slim jim factory and make them all work there.

>>138797013
You can't invade first world countries, the military is too strong.

>>138792354
>not iceland at lest
how would all whites migrate to a tiny shithole ready to be nuked?

>>138798301

Tuvalans would rek you desu

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>>138798252
sounds like we have a blueprint

>>138798607

Ye Stick to the northern hemisphere you cauctards

>>138792354
Climate deniers on a island doomed by the sea level rise.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-pacific-16340072
It's a pretty good idea, indeed.

>>138798223
Idk, the guy who wrote that was probably too much of a pussy to even send the email

>>138792354
Pacific Islands are under the protectorate of Australia and New Zealand armed forces. You can't just invade.

>>138792354
We need to get a polynesia island that will WORSHIP whites.

Like, Maylasia.

>>138797442
is fiji water really from fiji?

>>138798912
NASA's own data reveal that worldwide ocean levels have been falling for nearly two years, dropping from a variation of roughly 87.5mm to below 85mm. This data clearly contradicts the false narrative of rapid, never-ending rising ocean levels that flood continents and drown cities.

I'm pretty sure Tuvalu has a defense contract with Australia. If we invade we all die

>>138799179
man that shit came from the tap down the street.

invade madagascar
the only island capable of sustaining a real nation and enough far away to be left alone

>>138799137

>NZSAS

fuck, get rekt son. Best SAS in the world.

Don't even think about fucking with Tuvalu, these niggers have the worlds largest nuclear arsenal. come on now

We've been through this already...

We tried this before and it went no where.
Considering the fact that Tuvalu is part of the UN if it gets invaded others will defend it

who be fucking shit up, tuvalu be fucking shit up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuapp9SORA

>>138799563
The population is too high, we can't control them effectively.

>>138799953
anything is posible

>>138799953
provoque a civil war
they kill each other or they flee

>>138799953
>control
oh boy
wherever we go there will be no natives left. we have to kill or deport them. we have to learn from the idiot Spaniard's mistakes of trying to control natives.

>>138799768
Yeah. Australia is the first to obliterate us

>>138795509
t. Cletus

>>138794345
cleansed, don't listen to anyone telling you otherwise. your grandkids will thank you.

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>>138800077

>>138792354
>causing america to extradite its citizens from the middle of the ocean and charge them with war crimes because they shot up a tourist bar in micronesia

>>138792354
We need an island chain, not a single island. It's the only way this larp can succeed.

>>138800831
>>138799563
>>138800283

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>>138792354
We doing this again?

>>138795334
It's not sinking. They're selling all of their sand. A lot of Island nations are doing this, then blaming the "erosion" on global warming and demanding money from 1st world countries for their "damn carbon emissions." It's a SCAM.

>>138792354
"Tuvalu maintains close relations with Fiji, New Zealand, Australia, Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, the United States of America, the United Kingdom and the European Union."
-Wikipedia

The KKK already tried this and failed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Red_Dog

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>>138800077
we must accept that Tuvalu is our destiny, we must manifest.

A quick search on Wikipedia suggests Tuvalu is a constitutional monarchy whose monarch is... Queen Elizabeth II. You might not face resistance from the islanders, but you'd get crushed by the Royal Navy.

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The Sentinelese Tribe is just a bunch of niggers still in the stone age that try to kill anyone that comes on their shores. There are a couple thousand of them at most.

An army of 100 men in kevlar body armor suits with automatic weapons should wipe them out.

>>138792354
I remember the Tuvalu threads. Fuck Tuvalu and fuck the TIDF.

>>138801374
2 dozen tops could wipe em all out

>>138800923
Too large, someone would defend them.

>>138801439
>TIDF

It was literally just the Prime Minister and his son

>>138794198
kek

>>138801133
Yeah so we're fucked basically

How about we park a few party boats by Tuvalu and call it a flotilla?

>>138801239
holy shit
this world really is interesting
>stormfront
>david duke
>kkk
>1981

holy fucking shit

>>138801460

I want to colonize them and erect a giant gold crucifix on their island. Those cannibal savages should be exterminated to make way for civilization.

>>138801239
There was no widely used internet to organize on a large enough scale.

>>138801064
proofs?

Can someone remind me why we gave up on Pitcairn? Was it because digits demanded Tuvalu? Cause Pitcairn is a waaay easier target. Also no one will give a shit if we kill all the inhabitants since they're exiled pedophiles anyway.

tuvala don't play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj4GuRqhNBo

I'd recommend buying an island, At least it won't sink into the ocean. There was this one Island from Chile that could handle up to 50,000 people.

https://www.privateislandsonline.com/south-america/chile/isla-san-pedro

This project is a fucking joke. One of your admins banned me from your chat because I dared questioned Christianity. And they think they are doing this for Liberty? Fuck off

>>138799137
Of course not. There would have to be massive bribes paid up and down to members of the Australian Government. The Kiwis would want some of the vig, too, ya know.

Someone has to pay for those box seats to those Aussie Rules games!

>>138801817
Because the Royal Navy would bomb us out of existence and the survivors would be raped by Ahmed in a Birmingham prison

>>138801817
We went over this in earlier Tuvalu threads. We would get fucked by the brits and their allies.

Just stick to the Vanuatu thread >>138772063
>>138772063
>>138772063

>>138801374
>>138801460

The sentinel islands are protected by India IIRC.

>>138801817

Pitcairn is also property of the British Queen.

>Also no one will give a shit if we kill all the inhabitants since they're exiled pedophiles anyway.
No first world nation is going to cede a land that easily, even if it is crappy land.

>>138802105
too many tourists m8. Any country with cruise liners, flights, hotels would get their nation's army's involved

>>138792354
we already tried this nigger

>>138792354
Why do you want to invade tuvalu ?
Whats the point ?

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>>138801997
What did the British do about Rhodesia?

>>138802697
White ethnostate

>>138798812
thanks but argentina is in south hemisphere you chink

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>>138800077
we're the aggressors now

>>138792354
How are you going to get there?

>>138799447
Absolute deal breaker if confirmed.

>>138802801
Nothing. The British never even recognized rodhesia. Besides, it wasn't a foreign power invading it

>>138803232
I made a mistake. Nauru has the contract with Australia. Tuvalu has one with the U.K. We'd be fucked even harder