How do I become a chad

>>138792227
Get a real job.
Be in shape.
Be intelligent.
Don't be a weirdo.

It's about (((their))) globalist agenda. They want to run a prison planet of race-less, culture-less, nation-less, identity-less subdued sheep. They make up less than 1% of the world's population, yet look at all they control from the world's finances to the media that brainwashes us.

In short, they use the entertainment and news media to encourage globalism and discourage nationalism and traditional western values. They distort and lie about the present and past in that effort.

The truth about immigration, by the numbers:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

Cultural Marxist Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOgkGzMdieI

Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6c_dinY3fM

Cultural Marxism & Social Justice Explained:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqIj8C2Aek

Why are we in Decline - Cultural Marxism:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5tci36bNjg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFHa4db3hA0
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A94smJ9QJ5g

Cultural Marxist Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvNNtBmA3SQ

Does this sound familiar at all? (starting at 6:52)
>https://youtu.be/kPdxhLUKZYM?list=PLo0ThsDnveH5nv5TNviBrGTX9P6IrYfIe&t=412

The Holocaust:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPc899uUb-A
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgGP_evkvOk
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxpIsep4160

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>>138792227
You can do it!

get fit and get pussy, but don't leave /pol/

>>138792589
god damn, my problem is being skinny, i work out but i get nothing, i guess i need to eat more and sleep more.

>>138793164
you need to tougher loads, not longer ones

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>lift, at least for some kind of mental health
>dress like you're in a frat
>treat women like shit

>>138792227
>give me instructions and ill do them.
man you've got a long way to go

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>>138792589
how did he change his eye colour?

>>138794355
He didn't you faggot, it's a photo filter,
you'd know if you weren't a dumb nigger who never saw a smartphone

The CHAD REVOLUTION! I'm excited, lads. We MUST win to save western civilization.

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>>138792227
watch Mad Men and let you mind absorb how Don Draper treats
A. his wives/women
B. his kids
C. his co-workers
and you will begin to understand the chad-mind

Don't fall for the 'treat women like shit' meme. That only works if your facial aesthetics are >7/10

Otherwise you have to be a sneaky male

>>138794355
it still has some of its shell on its head, they're so disgusting after they hatch

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Bump
I've started doing short, intense workouts once daily. Picking up lifting too, something I've never done before. Lost quite a lot of weight in quite a short amount of time.
Don't bother with the pussy meme it's not worth it. Focus on self improvement ONLY.

>>138793164
Go to the gym, srsly i gained weight there.

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Post pics of nekkid Chinese women plz

>>138795271
Except it does work but to give you credit I am pretty good looking and use sneaky male tactics as well. Pretty much what I do is
>Be a complete asshole to a girl everyday
>Mock her, make fun of her, belittle her, just act liek a complete cocky douche around her, treat her like dirt, boss her around, ect
>One day out of nowhere say she likes cute today or "I like that outfit"
>Acts surprised and shocked that I was nice to her
>Go back to being a dick to her for the rest of the day
>Girl goes home and keeps thinking over and over about that moment when I called her cute
>"He thinks I am cute? Does he like me? But why does he treat me like shit? Omg why cant i stop thinking of him
>Soon she starts trying more and more to get to the bottom of this, trying hard to be around me , talk to me, ect
>After being so frustrated and thinking about me all the time she cant anymore and admits she wants me
>Fuck her and move on the next one
Always works, it's pretty sneaky. It's not really about being an asshole, it's about having a girl think about you all the time, before she goes to bed, while she is in class, driving home. That is the key. That is why being an asshole works. An asshole is just in everyones minds, even us guys, we fantasize about kicking his ass or shit like that because we hate him, but in a woman's mind that she can easily go from kicking his ass to giving him your ass. If you are a 10/10 you really dont need to do much, but us 7 to 8 guys have to put some effort in getting in a woman's mind. The nice guys dont stick in a woman's mind much, I mean think about it, at the end of the day you forget all the nice guys who greeted you, shook your hand and smiled at you, but you dont forget the asshole who bumped into and told you to fuck off. You are still talking to your friends about him days later.

>>138792427
>Be intelligent.
Being dumb and confident works best.

>>138792227
One does not become a chad from instructions. Observation and integration (not imitation) are key. Be your own man.

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>>138792227
follow this guide!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xf4urgGANQ

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>>138792227
>stop watching porn
>stop consuming entertaining media for 1+ hour/day
>stop buying packaged food
>start buying fresh vegetables, starches, and chicken
>learn to cook
>stop playing vidya
>lift more
>if you have a weak jaw grow a beard, if you don't, shave
>start doing push-ups
>stop drinking anything besides tea or water
>get a fashcut, stop with the long hair faggotry
>take advantage of your second amendment right, get a gun.