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Australia is a shit tier joke

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Australia endless desert
Canada endless forest

Australia endless sand
Canada endless lakes

Australia tiny bug will kill you and you die like a bitch
Canada brown bear kills you and you die like a man

Australia most settlers arived in the 1900s
Canada most settlers arived in the 1700s

bitch all you want you know its true
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>>138786268

Are the grasslands and sub tropical areas not good for living?
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90% canada
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90% australia
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>>138786268
>>138786579
>>138786685

Settle down you silly cunt. It's not all desert.
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>>138786504
everywhere not desert ,frozen or rock is good for living.
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>>138786504
their grasslands and tropical regions are full of snakes and bugs that will kill you with one bite . thats why nobody lives there 95% of them live in the temperate areas.
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>>138786268
You're just jealous because Canada is a worn-out cliché and australia is hip and happenin' in the mode
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>>138786268
>Canada endless forest
We are mostly prairies and tundra dumbass.
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Thats right its all desert.So fuck off we're full. Clearly refugees should all go to canadia.
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>>138787107
this desu
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>>138787107
>canadia

there's medicine for that
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>>138786268

Fucking hell, we need to kill all the leafs.
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>>138787107
>Clearly refugees should all go to canadia.
All of them
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>>138787351
fuck that shit, they should stop being pussies and go back to their own countries and fight in their civil wars.
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>>138787234
hahaha is the seal is of the Australian government actially a kangaroo and a emu?

you goofy fucks
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>>138786504
you can definitely live in the grassland areas, for sure. but it's not the life I'd choose, mostly because I prefer cold climates.
the only area of Australia I'd find the climate tolerable is the temperate areas, ie Victoria and coastal NSW.
But those parts of Australia are full of intolerable fuckin libtards.
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>>138787107
Nicole kidman disagrees and her family owns half the country so theres that
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>>138786268
Dad is disappointed with you Canuck, be more Aussie.
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>>138786268
>Europe is endless true forest
>Canadia and Australia are endless nothingness

>Europe evolved whites
>Canadia and Australia "evolved" subhumans

>Europe has thousands of years of history
>Canadia and Australia started a few hundred years ago

You know it's true
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>>138786268

Poor leaf.

I bet you really felt good making this meme too.

I would shake my head in sadness, but some things are beyond even that.
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>ITT: Pussies
Straya is great and beautiful and you all can suck my gator fighting cock
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Canadia faggots all live within 100 miles of the US border, where it's safe. There are a few hardy souls who go further north but they're probably all Americans, and the eskimos of course.
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>>138787037
Tasmania is to only decent island in the Australian archipelago
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>>138786268
Australia calls this a fag
Canada calls this a dart
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>>138786268
Endless forest and endless lakes.
are the trees swimming?
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>>138788166
that's not even jokeworthy. please never come here, this place is a black hole and there's already not enough light to go around
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>>138786268

Canada is cold.
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>>138788343
they are colloquially referred to as "durries" m8
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>>138788343
Far as I recall, Strayans call it a "ciggy" and it's the Brits that call it a fag. In France, they're called "fagguettes"
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And what of it? Aussie adversity has toughened them and bestowed them with the gift of bantz. :p
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>>138788343
That's called spin mate
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>>138788665

and compare a Canadian Native
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>>138786268
Easy environments make weak men
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>>138792172

This is true Dune made the freemen and Salsa Seconds made the Empowers Sourkrout
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>>138788343
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