Powerball lottery

>>138744050

https://unvis.it/time.com/money/4908742/powerball-taxes-state/?xid=homepage

>700 million
You have to pay taxes

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>>138744050
I'm gonna buy 4chins. Purge the leaf investation ban some shills and get rid of /a/ and /r9k/. M4GA!

>>138744050
After taxes is still more than 400 million.

I would buy 4chan.

>>138744505
oh, no. i only get to keep $350,000,000. what a waste of time. you can't buy anything with three hundred and fifty million USD

>>138745023
It's still unfair. Here in Germany lotteries are tax free if you win.

>>138745218
Well no shit
How would you tax aryan sex slaves that migrants win anyway?

>>138744050
If you buy into the lottery, you're a good, good goy.

>>138745327
Cut their feet off

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I'd buy 4chan.

>>138744050
id buy alot of bitcoins, donate to TRS

buy 4chan, buy that island that there are a cluple threads daily about, probably build a sanctuary where i can do acid and mushrooms in without repercussions

>>138745218
>Literally a 35000000000% ROI
>It's unfair for the government to take any
Man I don't like taxes either but don't be a retard.

is it rigged?
I bought one ticket

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>>138745715
>Literally a 35000000000% ROI
Maybe for an American. I had to pay 14€ for 2 tickets.

If I win, I will buy 4chan and perma ban you.

>>138744050
Flyovers charging taxes? Haha truly California is the best state in the Union.

>>138744050
I would absolutely purchase 4chan.
Also I'd invest most of it into index funds and probably do a lot of drugs and fuck a lot of 18 year olds.

Not gonna fall for the lottery jew, but if I ever did play & win I'd put all the money into buying an island and turning it into a utopian white ethnostate.

Already have my 10 tickets. Hoping for the best. I know I'll never win, but it's fun to fantasize about my farewell speech to my fellow Walmart employees that I've known for over a decade.

Do not listen to the lottery Jew

Do not waste your money on a false promise

They sell nothing more then the concept of hope and the inevitable crushing defeat of impossible odds.

>>138746142
its $2 fucking dollars

>>138746142
Powerball actually becomes a positive expectation bet when the pot breaks $350m

If I won I'd wait a month or so before claiming it. I'd get a good team of tax advisors and business planners to get this new shift in order, and collect the lump sum. Then I'd work on getting it in good investments, to grow that money into a billion. I'd probably try leaving myself a $500K or $1M in yearly spending money, first to pay off bills, then start investing in vacations and studying for graduate programs. I'd still like to work towards some form of embassy career, and not just as some donation patsy, like a proper ambassador abroad.

International politics has always interested me, and I wouldn't like this money to change that, just make it so the lights don't ever go off, and I'm in a place where I'm not battling roaches 24/7 (I live in Houston in an old apartment so clean or not those fuckers get in all the time, I leave traps everywhere to make sure they end up in the open and dead for me to sweep up).

I don't want a fancy car or big house. I want to make changes to the world of international relations, so we as Americans can forge better contracts and cooperations than the gilded Jewish control it is now.

I will buy 4chan

Make everyone register a user
Add up voting
Change format into forums like bb.com
Ban all weeaboos
Ban mlp
Perma ban yanks

>>138744050
Lotteries are a tax on stupid people

>>138745980
and if i get struck by lightning and gain superpowers, i'll purge the european continent of shitskins.
you are only slightly more likely to succeed than i.

>>138746590
i always laugh at people i see with scratch offs who say they win alot.

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In 1984 Orwell says that lottery's only real prizes were the smallest ones to keep the prolet into buying tickets, but that the Jackpot wins were all false.
The fact that I have never seen a person coming out as lottery winner in my country really made me think.

Buy 4chan
LegaIize cp on /b/
Live in thailand and have a lot of underage sex

>>138747073
in my state a group of lunch ladys from a small town won like 100million

>>138744050
>what would you do if you won

stay home and masturbate to anime all day while shitposting on 4chan.

I'd buy some land maybe 100 acres and have a house for me, my parents and two brothers on it.

I'd go to college full time with no stress and buy 4chan and region ban all Leafs and Poos. I'd get rid of the mod team, hire new ones pay them in money and not hot pockets.

Would be glorious

>>138746554
>ban mlp
Aww, someone is pissed about his gfur thread being out-bumped by diaper ponies on /trash/

>>138744050
Have a son on every continent, set them up like kings, then spend the rest trying to make an ethnostate in South Africa. South Africa has a history of breaking of little bantustans for different ethnic groups so a white country would be possible with pressure put in the right places.

>>138744050
Also funny thing enough that winning ticket was sold in my town. It's pretty small by California standard's but, I bought a ticket at that exact store when they were sold.

Tax for idiots.

It's funny the amount of people who've won since the lottery started, but you don't know of any.

>>138747927
>but you don't know of any.
I know 2 people who won.

>>138744050
build a house out of new computers

>>138747303
just type in "man rigged lottery" it happens all the time. The most recent guy got caught in ohio rigging it for other people to win and they would give him some of the winnings. made 2 million over a few years.

>>138748876
incidently my cousins live in that town and know all the lunch ladys personally

this ones legit

>>138748876
http://money.cnn.com/2017/08/22/news/iowa-lottery-sentencing/index.html

>>138744505
>he actually pays his taxes
lmao what a cuck

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>>138744050
>>138744050
>>138744050

After everything is said and done, after lump sum and taxes I'm getting an exact quarter billion plus 21k cash money. I plan on using 30 million right off the bat to give to family, friends and the people who sold me the ticket.

other than the obvious like lawyering up, hiring advisors, investors, moving and getting a new whip, I'm definitely going to the doctors to get checked out for possible health issues. That's about as far ahead as I've planned. I already have a couple highrise condos i'm looking into in my city and I'm getting the nicest Jacuzzi along with infinite hot water.

There's also a schizophrenic woman I've known for a couple years that I get along with well who lives across the pond but doesnt have access to proper mental health facilities. I really want to help her out. I think I might really like her, but it might be a bad idea to shack up with her.

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>>138745218
In germoney you pay taxes upfront like Canada. And our lotteries are waaaaaaaay bigger than anyone else's.

>>138747609
Your antarctic son will hate you.

>>138744050
Gambling is fucking degenerate

>>138744050
i look at it as a mathematical reality, and nothing more.

Basically, 1 in 300 million persons will indeed win. So when the jackpot exceeds the odds of winning, I figure it's worth sacrificing a few bucks for a shot.

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>>138753040
You really have this planned out, huh?

>>138744050
bread and circus.

>>138744050
>numbers are not generated randomly
>certain type of people are prescreened covertly and picked to win
>generally either poor or lower middle class to continue the illusion of the lottery win
>they always blow it and put the money back into the system in 5 to 7 years.
You guys aren't going to win shit.

>>138753932

better to have a plan and not win than have no plan and win imo. So many people lose all their winnings due to stupidity and I don't plan on being one of them if I do find myself in such an unlikely position.

>>138753768
The odds are always the same no matter what. even if it were 40 million, after taxes that;s enough to retire off of and set your kids and grandchildren up for life. I always play one or two tickets. today I bought four, what a splurge.

>>138753232
>In germoney you pay taxes upfront like Canada
Not on lotteries only on bets

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>>138744050
>Did any of you bought some powerball tickets for today?

Yeah, I dropped $20, wtf, why not. Would be quiet happy with 150k. That would pay off the mortgage and my Jeep leaving me completely debt free.

>>138754537
>>138754537
>>138754537

3 investment bankers won like 400 million or something in New England a couple years ago. I also sold a man a $1,000,000 scratch off when I worked at a gas station. My aunts cousin who is a world famous magician won $250,000 at a Kroger in the ghetto near my old store.

>>138754537
Then drive to the shittiest part of town and buy a few tickets.

I was at a store and a rich white women brought her kids in and bought a ticket. I heard her say that if they win they are going on a long vacation.

Made me think, what the fuck does a rich white woman need with a long vacation? Her life is already pretty much a vacation. Shit out two kids, marry rich and drive a benz. What more could you want. Apparently $700MM.

I just want to live without the burden of having to pay 70% of my income into housing, schooling and taxes. I don't even mind working, it's satisfying.

>>138755169
>Then drive to the shittiest part of town and buy a few tickets.

Retirement areas. Always works out some old hag around 90-95 wins that shit.

In FL , that would be the Villages.

I would buy 4chan.
And then delete /pol/

>>138745980
It's statistically unwise to play low numbers because more people play them and you'd have to split the money.

>>138755440
But that are my lucky numbers

>>138755552
You're still playing so clearly they fucking aren't.

>>138744050
I would pay to make the last series of game of thrones the plot to the lord of the rings movies

>>138755761
I'm pretty sure that I will win the jackpot today.

>>138746590
This, I don't understand how people are stupid enough to start buying tickets in the first place.
Same applies for any other type of gambling based entirely on chance.

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>>138744050

I just bought one ticket.

>mfw I win the powerball and become richer than 99% of all yanks

>>138744050
Fuck lotteries. Fuck gambling. It's degeneracy.

$2 to fantasize for a few hours about winning is not that bad a deal

>>138755552
But they're the lucky numbers of a lot of people. Often they play one number between 1 and 9 and then bunch of birthdays and stuff or numbers on the corners or multiples of ten. Better play random numbers.

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>>138744050

If I won, I'd build abortion clinics across the world. The clinics would also offer free vasectomies, tubal ligation, and all forms of birth control, especially in cities with high poverty and third world countries.

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>>138746142
>They sell nothing more then the concept of hope and the inevitable crushing defeat of impossible odds.
look at this frustrated retard. You have a 1/25 chance of winning double your money back. There are trending numbers and the lottery is not truly random. I buy two tickets a week, once each drawing, 8 times a month. I frequently make my money back, break even, or come out a little ahead, and sometimes lose a little. Ultimately it evens out in the long run for me, but I'm playing with a system that gives modest returns. I have no expectation of winning the jackpot, but I actually have a chance, unlike someone like you who doesn't play at all.

Lottery isn't a scam if you play responsibly. If you're buying with strategy and in moderation, you'll come to enjoy the humble thrill of turning in a handful of tickets at the end of the month for $15-$20 of leafy-greeny spendy money.

Statistically 4 to 5 winning tickets will be sold for tonight's drawing. And the government is going to take about half right off the top.
If you take the cash value its only a $443 mil prize pool.

If single individuals bought all the winning tickets, supposing no group buys win, then the winners will get somewhere around $50 mil each depending on how much they get taxed.
Still a shitload of money, but its not $700 million.

>>138744050
people forget that when more people than usual buy tickets for a particular drawing the probability of having to split the jackpot increases. Look at the historically big jackpots, there were two or three winning tickets for those.

>>138756334
this

>>138746346
only assuming you don't have to share it, which is a bad assumption when you see these long lines to buy lottery tickets.

>>138745218
The jackpot is way way lower though. 700 million jackpot is an unreal amount of money.

>buy an old Mc Donald's that's closed
>Renovate the inside to be an Arby's
>Keep the outside as a McDonald's
>People drive up to the drive thru and order a big Mac
>Sorry dude this is an Arby's
>Every 3 months renovate the inside to be a different restaurant and change the menu accordingly
>Only people that come inside actually know what we serve
>The only thing constant on the menu is we have rc cola, no Coke or Pepsi

>>138756573
who cares, do you want to win or not?
>I'd rather have nothing that split the prize with two other people & still end up with fuck you money to last my lifetime

>>138744050
I personally think lotteries are massive money dumps as stated in 1984 to give people something to place hope and faith in. I've never purchased a ticket, but if I did and won, I'd most likely stash it in a Swiss bank account and use it to create my own political career and possibly a rise to presidency so I can carry on Trump's leftie booty blasting legacy.

>>138754537
i'm kind of disappointed in myself that i believe this conspiracy theory too

>>138756811
Our lotteries have a higher winning chance

>>138756813
hell yes.

>>138756422
If I don't win, I hope you do

Digits and I'll go buy a ticket

>>138744050
Puerto Rico: No state or federal taxes on income.

Annuity: avg. net pay per year: $23,333,333; after 30 payments: $700,000
Lump Sum: net payout: $443,300,000

Another useless-eater goy tax.

>>138755214
I never had an interest in anything really. When I was a kid I wanted to become a game designer but my father refused to help me through school if that was my career choice. right now I'm starting computer science for a degree in software development, but desu it's not a passion, I just want the cushy money.

>>138757513
Some states give 50% of all lotto revenue into wild life conservation. Its not completely worthless depending on where you live.

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>>138756813
This post made my day

>>138744050
move to a mountain peak, build a cabin, build a bunker, stock both. make an underground water storage container with filtration system for the rain. Buy necessities. Open a trust for my family members, Invest in heavy industry (oil drilling and such) profit?

>>138744050
>1 post by this ID
>hurr durr lotteries!
>links to Time magazine
Coincidence? I think not...

>>138745023
Didn't that guy win something like $650m, took the lump sum and after taxes ended up with about $90m? I'm not saying it still isn't a large amount, but you have to look at it from the right perspective. $90m compared to $0 is huge. $90m compared to $650m is fuck all. Especially not when you take the odds into consideration then there's only one (((winner))). The odds of five numbers and the bonus are ~7,000,000/1 here. If you match five and the bonus you get ~£50,000. In other words you're getting paid 140x less than the odds you're beating. You would unironically make more money by going to the bookies and putting a £1 on predicting the five numbers and the bonus without actually buying a ticket. Obviously the bookies wouldn't pay out that amount (they don't generally pay out more than £1m), but you still see the point.
The lottery is for people who don't know anything about gambling and immediately think "it's worth it" because all they see is the prize money.
Unbelievably, Richard "Refugees Welcome" Branson tried to buy the National Lottery (our Lotto) about 20 years ago. At the time it was £1 to play and the lowest prize you could win was £10 for three numbers. He wanted to totally change the system so the prize money was more in line with the odds. Obviously you can imagine the kvetching and he was immediately shut down.

>>138744050
They'll use it to pay for a psy op like in San Bernardino.

>>138758421
It'd never be that severe, but quite a lot is taken by taxes
https://www.usamega.com/powerball-jackpot.asp

If one person won it all they'd end up with something in the range of $298 to $332 million, but could still owe more in taxes beyond that. You could conceivably only take home $200 million.

>>138758421
With Powerball, if you take the lump sum they knock 50% right off the top. Then you have to pay taxes on the 50% you get. That takes about 30% off your winnings. So for being greedy you lose 70%.

If you take the annuity you get the 100% (unless the lottery collapses in the next 30 years) but you still have to pay taxes so figure 30% over the lifetime of the annuity. So you're getting 70% by not being greedy.

>>138758421
>took the lump sum
This is a big part your forgetting, you always get less if you take the lump sum instead of the payments.

>>138756813
Hail Eris!

>>138758767
Only an idiot wouldn't pick the lum sum

https://youtu.be/xP0zlW7P0zA

I gamble on buying more farmland. Which really isn't a gamble at all. People gotta eat.

>>138759254
Hey Richard how's the alt right doing?

>>138759254
>buying more farmland.
Have fun paying property tax every year.

>>138758421
The payments are a lot better in the long run, granted if the economy holds up for the next 30 years. 30K a month is a lot more controllable than having 200mil in a bank IMO.

>>138756422
Just fumigate africa, india and china and you'll see how things pick up.

The odds of winning are 1 in 292 million. You would need to play over 202 million times to have a 50% chance of winning.

>>138759191
>Only an idiot wouldn't pick the lum sum
I'll just talk with my financial advisor and accountant and have them help me make an informed decision based on my personal beliefs.

>>138759483
Taking a lump sum and investing it is better in the long run.

>>138759643
So you're saying there's a chance?

>>138759684
>I'll just talk with my financial advisor and accountant and have them help me make an informed
Trusting the Jew? No thank you.

Buying thei sland for the liberti island project

Shit is fucking rigged. Look at all of the winners. Basically all 60+ boomer faggots. They don't want some 20 something year old getting out of a lifetime of wagecuck slavery

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>>138744050
after taxes 350 mil wouldn't be so bad.

I'd travel , and make a couple dozen or so people very happy. I have a big family, so obviously they'd get priority.

Also sucks but I heard in NJ you need to come out if you won, which is bullshit, but my name is so generic I'm one of 10 in my town.

I wouldn't tell a soul beyond the people close to me. Don't need those "friends"

>>138759460

They get huge tax breaks

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>>138744050
Fate is fluid, destiny is in the hands of men.

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>>138760005
>but my name is so generic I'm one of 10 in my town.
Inbreeding paradise i'm sure.

>>138744050
It's a tax on people too stupid to understand the math involved

And I mean that literally, state lottery proceeds wind up being used to justify upper-bracket tax breaks. It's regressive as fuck.

>>138745008
same

just to keep one unsafe space safe

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>>138758767
you pay 39.4% in federal and then add the state tax

>>138744050
Lottery is an idiot tax

>>138760468
>t. Paco Sanchez

>>138756474
>look at this frustrated retard. You have a 1/25 chance of winning double your money back. There are trending numbers and the lottery is not truly random. I buy two tickets a week, once each drawing, 8 times a month. I frequently make my money back, break even, or come out a little ahead, and sometimes lose a little. Ultimately it evens out in the long run for me
Look at this innumerate retard who thinks "making my money back' and "evening out" means "winning." You know what else you can do that will even your money out? Put it all under your mattress. You'll lose purchasing power to inflation, and there's the opportunity cost of whatever utility or profit you could have gotten if you weren't an innumerate retard, but since you evidently don't care about those things you'll be fine.

>>138746346
>>>138746142
>Powerball actually becomes a positive expectation bet when the pot breaks $350m

Wrong since you need to consider taxes, potential of split pot, and the fact that Powerball is a $2 game. The jackpot really needs to be around 800m to get good odds for your money.

>>138760468
Nah, just super common in here in the USA.
My pops was one of them, so 9.

>>138744050
The lottery is a fucking scam and you have a bigger chance of being struck by lightning
But if I won, I wouldn't be in this shithole haha

>>138758767
And you think over the course of these 20-30 years when they are supposed to be paying you every month some (((accident))) wouldn't happen to you?

You wouldn't magically get hit by a car or somehow get stabbed in the crowd by a nigger in a hoodie with a diseased needle?

People kill other people for 10$, not to mention for millions like these, you'll have a huge fucking bullseye on your back.

>>138756813
apex kek

>>138763102
Make a trust or a will, you can't use the money when you're dead but the lottery still pays out for those 30 years whether you are alive or not.

Make it so all of that money has to be spent sterilizing Africa on your death if you're that paranoid. That way everyone wins.

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bunch a low t faggots in here. I would do the sensible thing and take my winnings to the casino and turn it into some real money.

>>138764011
>Roulette wheel
>700 million on red good sir

>>138755214
How do you know she was rich, and not in debt?

A bunch of Westerners, especially murricans, overspend in order to live lifestyles they cannot afford.

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>>138747073
>The fact that I have never seen a person coming out as lottery winner in my country really made me think.
FUCK

I've never heard anyone coming out as a lottery winner either. They just say "someone won the jackpot". Every. Fucking. Time.

>>138756813
I hope you win

>>138764447
>I've never heard anyone coming out as a lottery winner either
In the US, you can contact the lottery agency and get lists of people who've won which drawing and when. There are a few where the winners may opt to remain anonymous, and some people hide behind a financial trust or dummy organizations to stay hidden but the winners always get bombarded by money-hungry leeches after winning so it's pretty easy to get the info apparently. YMMV

>>138765002
Only a couple states have laws to protect winner identity. Their pictures are usually right up on the front page of powerball.com when they win. Only exception is if a group of people or legal entity claims the prize instead of an individual.

>>138761159
>"making my money back' and "evening out" means "winning."
it literally does. When a lottery ticket has matching numbers that equate to a monetary return, you've won. Continued participation with minimal financial risk has a chance of meaningful return(in smaller $10,000 or $100,000 prizes besides the jackpot) that mattress-stuffing does not. I bet you felt real smug trying to mimic and rewrite my post, I appreciate the effort knowing that imitation is flattery sweetie ;^)

Assuming it was not fixed, the odds are still horrible. Lottery fixing has happened in the past.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/lottery-jackpot-fixing-investigation-expands-iowa/

>>138759191

No, that isn't being an idiot.

30 years is a long time for the lottery to fold up shop, stop making payments, and then come back a year later as the NEW lottery with no payments being made for the old lottery because that went bankrupt.

I can see them jewing you hard.

>>138744050
Buy a million acres in Montana, build a sick house, invest

Lotteries fund socialist education systems and most winners regret it within five years.

If I had 700 million dollars, I would probably make some phenomenally retarded choices that I did not intend to.

>Money is a target for jews

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>that one time fortune cookie lucky numbers were actually right, and 110 people all played them and won the same shared jackpot

http://investmentwatchblog.com/in-2005-a-fortune-cookie-company-correctly-foretold-lottery-numbers-resulting-in-110-winners-and-an-investigation/

>>138765615
Why not buy all of Montana?

>>138744050
>What is /pol/ opinion of lotteries?
It's a regressive tax. But if you're stupid enough to fall for it, you deserve your poverty.

>>138753040
First time I've laughed out loud in awhile

>>138745008
>>138745023
>>138745715
>Taxation is theft until it's a lot of money
Socialists are lurking among us

1 2 3 4 5 6
has the same odds as winning as every other combo

>>138763354
Sure is worth dying for dirty money.
Because 200 million is too little for your greedy ass you need the 600-700.
This Jewish greed is why humanity is at this level in the first place.

>>138765002
I can actually tell you all a story of a co-worker who was struck with cancer and won 2.3 million.

When she won she made the news and won her fight with cancer shortly after it was a really touching thing with all the agony she went through, winning and then the cancer leaving.

She loved her job but reduced the hours. She then bought flats for each of her kids to get them on the property ladder, bought a home for herself.

Her eldest then proposed and wanted a big wedding, bare in mind tradition is father of the bride forks out but already she was being pressured to going that extra step. So they hired a big ass venue in the country etc etc and she paid majority.

Then suddenly a hanger on who never really spoke to her suddenly went on lunch dates, hairdressers, spending time. So she started taking and paying for this new best friend to events, shows, buying her electronics...Then the new friends daughter got friendly and same thing above. Started buying things, often dropping hints.

Word was she paid off this new friends mortgage, lottery winners kids found out and told her she was being used and shouldnt be spendingmoney outside the family.

Kids start falling out with mum after they get expensive tastes. Youngest returned some presents back saying wanted nothing to do with her. Did they return the home? Fuck no. Thats what was owed to them apparently

'Bestie' fell out too, lottery winner mum didnt learn and treated 5 people to a new york holiday, limos etc.

Started buying gifts again.

Literally all the money gone, sold home and down sized, now a cleaner.

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"Be careful what you wish for, cause you just might get it all."

Do you think it would be better to win the Powerball jackpot today, or the California Super Lotto, which is at the lowest possible jackpot of "7 million?" On the one hand, winning the Powerball with no other winners would make me the richest lottery winner in history, and bring about all sorts of problems stemming from having so much money, and all the attention it gets. But on the other hand, while the Super Lotto jackpot would be enough for me to live on, after taking away taxes and saving half of each annuity payment out of necessity, that just like having a meager $65k salary.

>>138744050
Spent $10 on tickets.

If I win I am going to knock up girls all over the world. Just creampie girls from pole to pole everyday.

>>138767609
This guy gets it.

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>>138745522
checked

>>138755885
That's the spirit. Buy me something sempai, if you win.

>>138767609
No. Freeze sperm then vasectomy.

Then you fuck around, promise them the world, make em demand you 'creampie' them. Leave and their hopes dashed they couldnt bare your children. Move onto next city. Repeat.

When you finally settle down you have that option if you want spawns.

>>138748876
I know a few people who've won $100,000 and up

>>138768692
Make a post with tripcode so that I can identify you if I win

>>138770606
good luck

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>>138744050
buy a large property that includes a nice large wooded area and build a small historically accurate late medieval town, with a church, a wall, and a small castle. Model it after different continental European towns and chose the best for conforming to the natural layout of the area. Rent out the houses and buildings for renters, vacationers, and businesses that abide by strict municipal ordinances

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>>138771209
We will win this leafbro.

>>138758421
>$90m compared to $650m is fuck all.

No... it's 90 fucking million dollars, eurocuck.

Going to buy three tickets, first time ever buying lottery.

How much is 4chan worth btw?

>>138772354
I only buy the lottery when it gets huge like this

>>138747073
supposedly someone 5 miles from where I live has won the mega millions jackpot.$300m I believe. It's been months to a year and they still haven't come to collect.
not sure what that says.

>>138772354
I would assume something between 5-10 Million

You can't make any money with this website

>>138772590
I don't want to make money.

I would force all of you to wear leaf flags.

>>138772590
>what are ads

>>138744050
Collect it anonymously using a law firm specializing in estate law. Pretend that I won a smaller amount, spend it all, say I invested some. Watch the stock market to see when a company spikes. Say I invested in that company and cashed out. Either invest in a few companies or start a few so I can say I have a steady flow of income.

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It will be fun if jackpot goes to Russia

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>>138772725
I would change the australian flag with pic related
>>138772734
This article claims 8 million. My guess wasn't bad

https://technology.panjury.com/verdict/post192986489536607

I always ask should I do it?

>>138773286
>From the 22,000,000 unique visitors, about 1% are active posters, so using a typical paid conversion rate of 3% we have 6,600 pass purchasers

Holy fuck, I post among cheap fucks. Do you all type captchas in?

>>138773142
Good luck ivan

>>138773412
Go for it

>>138773444
My pass expired a few weeks back

>>138772588
I hope they read the fine print, cos it does expire

>>138772974
>stock market
>in 2017
>not going crypto
It's like you want to get robbed

>>138744505
>>138745008
>>138745023

This is probably going to be a payoff for some doucehbag who steals kids or made some device.

They'll fix the numbers so that person's numbers come up. If someone else happens to get it, oh well, but they've frequently used lotteries to pay people off before. They can rig the machine without error

I could be talking outta my arsehole here, i'm sure in britain you get less of your winnings if you take it all at the one time, if you take it in installments, you get it in full

>>138774571
>I could be talking outta my arsehole here, i'm sure in britain you get less of your winnings if you take it all at the one time, if you take it in installments, you get it in full
Yes, it's the annuity on it. Powerball, from the link above would look something like

Arizona: 5% state tax for residents
Annuity: -$1,166,667 per year (avg. net pay per year: $16,333,333; after 30 payments: $489,999,990)
Lump Sum: -$22,165,000 (net payout: $310,310,000)

Arkansas: 7% state tax
Annuity: -$1,633,333 per year (avg. net pay per year: $15,866,667; after 30 payments: $476,000,010)
Lump Sum: -$31,031,000 (net payout: $301,444,000)

California: No state tax on lottery winnings
Annuity: avg. net pay per year: $17,500,000; after 30 payments: $525,000,000
Lump Sum: net payout: $332,475,000

etc

>>138744050
calling it now at least one ancient couple will win and a dindu

>>138773828
I wouldn't actually invest in it, just claim to so I could pretend to friends and family that I earned the money. People will act like they're owed money if you win it in the lottery, but if you earn it through hard work they're less likely to demand some of it.

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>>138774782