Aus/pol/ Wednesday Edition

Being on the dole for a bit is a right. The Libs are just pushing people over to the left. Stupid old cunts.

good on you for making these, i cant be fucked doing it anymore

>>138713506
if they're smart they won't hit the people on the dole for a good reason, they'll just hit the druggies.

GUYS

THE MOON

It's the closest we'll get to an eclipse. Go look at the moon right nao!

>>138713560
I can only do it monday, tuesday and wedensday though I might be getting my hours changed so I can get friday saturday nights off

Vegemite is for fags

>>138713747
Fuck you cunt! just went outside and there is no moon. Bet the fuckin chinks did this

>>138713833
i saw your post and i went outside and looked anyway just in case you were the shitposter

>>138713345

>gonna send more soldiers to Afghanistan
>ADF only accepting female applicants

Fuck this shit. I wanna go.

>>138713568
They shouldn't hit them either. Taking drugs for a bit is a right too.

>have to go to an information session at ikea

will I finally leave NEETdom?

>>138713993
mate, have you ever been to logan? 70% of the drug tests in queensland are happening there, and i can tell you that logan absolutely deserves it.

there's a difference between having a cone or having a beer with your mates, and doing 6 drugs at once while fucking some sheila you've never met. the former can be tolerated. the latter can not be tolerated.

>>138714039
>have to
why's that?

>>138714100
what's the rent like there? sounds like fun

>>138714100

I've only driven through there and looked at it from the train. Fucking third world looking place, tons of """employment""" agencies, bottlos and payday loan joints.

>>138714100
Fair enough. Yeah it's better to stop people if it's s permanent life style and they bring kids into it.

>>138713954
even if you got in now you still wouldn't be going to Afghanistan anyway

>>138713345
You forgot the chimpout regarding removal of captain cook statue from Sydney in your autist links chink.

>>138713954
>mfw applying in the ADF later this year to fly flying-blenders.

I'm excited to make friends my dude. I really am.

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Any of you cunts see this shit? Fuckin Chinks

>>138714194
ikea took his dog hostage and is threatening to destroy that stupid fucking piece of paper that serves as some completely indecipherable "assembly manual" unless he works for them.

>>138714252
no matter how low it is, you'll pay too much.

>>138714298
when i was living there i invited a sheila i wanted to fuck over, she didn't show. i asked why and she said that she noped out once she got off the train and jumped on the next one that arrived.

>>138714393
flying-blenders? since when did we get the V-22?

>>138714393
I hope you got vagina anon. They not hiring dudes.

>>138714453
stop it with this meme, they are still taking males just at reduced numbers. Yeah it's shit but dudes should still try joining

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>>138714434
evil fucking swedes

So do I have to go to the community centre/high school to vote no on gay marriage or is it done by post? The AEC says I'm enrolled, is that enough?

>>138714702
post you don't have to do shit but fill it out and post it back

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>>138714434
>flying-blenders? since when did we get the V-22

I just want a job where I can fly my dude.

Aviation jobs in general are a load of shit to wade through.
Airlines just take you for a ride, where you can end up with "too much experience" because you've got above a Private Pilot's License.

Plus they're more likely to choose a qt grill over you, feels bad man.

>>138714519
What he's saying actually has some truth to it to be honest.

>>138714453
I have a plan my dude.
Im a mutt you see, partially a shitskin.
I can just identify as an intersexual female lesbian and Im on the top podium the oppression Olympics.

But in all honesty, I've heard some encouraging things from friends who are in (I was actually encouraged to apply) So I'm gonna give it a solid go. Politics or not.

>>138714519

Adding onto that. Train your ass off for it. So you maximise the chances of being selected based on physical merit. Also own up to any fuck ups you may have done in the past during your 'you' interview and say that you think it was dumb and stupid to do.

Also volunteering experience will show them that you're not semi-retarded.

>>138715030
are you going to go for helicopters or planes?

>>138715101
Anything mate, I love the air. My first preference was cargo pilot, but recruiter suggested if I was interested in rotary wing, so I added that to my preferences.

In short I don't mind, as long as I fly.

>>138714372
>You forgot the chimpout regarding removal of captain cook statue from Sydney in your autist links chink.

i heard about this on the radio. fucking abos.

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>asked my old boss if he had any work going
>mfw he told me that everything has been outsourced

>>138715317
I want to fly too.
I'm thinking of getting a pilot license for planes and a helicopter one too because it seems interesting and you never know when you'll need to give the commies here free helicopter rides.

Do you know the cost for each to get a private license?
What's stopping me from claiming my license is from africa? aside from experience?

>>138713345
Harro everybody

>>138713345
>>Gay Marriage Time for young people to do something that can make a difference
When ever it comes to news about this shit they word is as if everyone should vote "yes" to same sex marriage. Well they can go get fucked.

>>138715531
>Looking for jobs in my area
>Nowhere is even taking unpaid workers
>All the job ads are implicitly for Chinks and Pajeets only

>>138713506
>Being on the dole for a bit is a right
Since when, in what fucking universe?

>>138715531
I know outsourcing is bad but what if we outsourced to only white people?
Hand picked as well as incentivizing them to have more children (if they're pure and have good genetics)

>>138715706
I hope most millennials think they can just change their facebook picture to a rainbow and that will be enough

>>138714100
I read the headlines 'Logan Outraged' like, is anyone there sober enough to notice or care?

What do you cunts think of Amazon?

>>138715834
they will be once their benefits are cut

>>138715653
you can generally get a free intro flight from your local flight club for $300 or less

Kind of annoyed how everything in the media implicitly has a pro-gay-marriage slant to it 2bh

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>>138713345
Mate make sure you add in this fucking attrocity, glad to see a company that is apparently going broke and is being brought out by another network gladly wasting air time to fucking virtue signal.

>>138715907
fuck all people watch mtv anyway lmao

>>138715907
lol, millenial faggots can't afford foxtel

>>138713560
Who could be? Wake up, work, get home and drink, sleep.

>>138715871
They won't need to be. Ifthey test positive for drugs, all they need to do is undergo a treatment plan before they can claim the dole. I'm sure the gubment would pay for that too.

>>138715907
rofl they are implying anyone still watches that """music""" channel

>>138715907
There shutting down for gay marriage. Suuuure. Not because they're going out of biznass or anything.

>>138715741
Wtf. You're simply not Australian.

>>138713827
Fuck off Mexicunt

>>138716027
>I'm sure the gubment would pay for that too.
they are. on their first strike 80% of their benefits are put on one of those cards, and on their second strike they're put into rehab programs at government expense.

>>138716033
my last memory of ever watching MTV was when my mum was watching it in 2007 or 2008.

>>138713747
Just went to see if the moon looked special and saw all the neighbours bins out. Stopped me from missing bin night. Cheers!

>>138713345
If you're opposed to gay marriage please consider volunteering at Coalition for Marriage, the poorly-publicised No campaign: https://www.coalitionformarriage.com.au/

>>138713827
Right, you hairy little cunt, I'm going to put my togs on and fucking swim over to your smelly little rat nest of a home and beat some bloody sense into you.
When I'm done I'm going to beat your wife away with a stick as she tries to steal my precious and pure man seed.
I will then get that cunt of a wife of yours to make us both Vegemite sandwiches and we will sit down and you will eat that sandwich like a man regardless of whether you still have teeth or not.
Got it? Cunt.

>>138714419
The south east of Australia is pretty much a lost cause these days. We need to start thinking about walling it off.

>>138716177
Cards?

>>138715840

i think its a nice river. might have some piranhas in it so watch out when swimming.

>>138715967
Got a mate who works on the inside, apparently FOXTEL had a massive freeze on spending 6 weeks out before financial year after spending $500 million on rebranding.
>>138715986
Most millenial cunts can't afford anything, that is why they want it for free
>>138716033
You are right, it is fucking JewTV, the cunts never play music just retarded shows like "Pregnant and 16" as if being a single whore at 16 with a gutful of arms and lets is impressive
>>138716104
Pretty much well

>>138716177
>they're put into rehab programs at government expense
WHAT?!?!
Fucking brilliant. More money down the drain. Between the bullshit rort that is the NDIS and this, goddamn. We're in trouble lads

>>138713747
>>138713833
>>138716223
The moon has set. It was a new moon recently.

>>138716383
yeah mate, the government debit cards. you can only buy food, pay rent, etc with them.

>>138715840
Ripper rainforest.

>mum buys kfc for dinner
>tell her that I'm a balding 26 year old teacher who can cook for himself
>mum gives me my tablets and tells me to eat up

who else is a /goodboy/ today?

>>138716445
This sounds like a sweet deal. Incentive to work has reached catastrophic levels of not giving a fuck!

>>138715840
pirahnas are mad cunts ay

>>138716561
Are you really a teacher?

>>138716321
they seem legit, desu. Need some campaign material for postering and letterbox drops

>>138713506
god forbid you pay for your cones and champion ruby by getting a job

parasite

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>>138713954
You lot shitting around with the female-only ADF shit? Starting to get concerned that people think this is true.

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>>138716561
>tfw getting thin on top at 28

>>138716699
Real as it comes. Blokes are being turned away in an effort to get numbers up for women recruits.

>>138716661
kek you know your stoners mate

>>138716699
checked. also,

http://www.skynews.com.au/news/top-stories/2017/08/11/men-overlooked-as-adf-hires-more-women.html

>>138716780
As a member myself, I can confirm it isn't true, apparently it was an ADF meme page that did it for likes

>>138716830
>>138716767
>>138716699
Yeah nah, gullible cunts

So the price of butter has gone up due to China demanding it and there's a problem with the cows. Wonder what's wrong with them?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4814892/Mother-RAAF-mechanic-s-new-girlfriend-slams-fling.html

Look at this fucking mole. Taking the dudes money instead of giving it to his kids. Guy didn't wanna get posted to NT so used a loophole and signed a stat dec saying his girlfriend was his defacto. He dies. She applies for and takes his super instead of giving it to his kids.

>>138716835
Whatever you say mate but the bloke above has sorted it out.
I hope you make it back from Afghanistan you incompetent cunt.

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>>138716968
(((cows)))

>>138713345
faggots
>start new job
>rostered 60 hrs per
>get contract, hue hue, well only pay super on 38
>nope
>get revised contract, oh yeah anon, you know that leave loading you want, forget it - um, employer kun, this is the award...
>about to get sacked .jpg

I work in childcare and study primary education, AMA lads

>>138717054
Can you get any more gay?

>>138717000
Is our produce supposed to be top shit? Our butter is grass fed. Food in Europe when I was there was shit and a friend told me that while he was in London it cost an arm and a leg for a half decent steak haha

>>138717076

Not gay m8, straight.

>>138717109
Dunno, suppose chinks are trying to chink again. I remember seeing a lady trying to get baby formula, I gave her a hand but on that note, perhaps the chinks are afraid of milk now? who knows

>>138717054
are you a pedo?

>>138715840
It'll be interesting to see how cheap they can sell stuff for. If it's by a lot Oz retail is so screwed.

If it's not by much I don't think it will have much effect. People like to get in their cars and go to the mall.

>>138717225

nope

>>138717054

are you on your period right now?

>>138717225
He said he isn't gay so the chances of him being a pedo is greatly reduced.

>>138716638

yep. Teaching maths, physics, and science.

>>138717054
>primary education
They teaching you to push the safe schools shit?

>>138717271

I'm a man, no period for me

>>138717293

Yeah they are, not a major part thank christ

>>138716661
You have no idea how much both sides like to access those tax dollars for their mates. Idiot.

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>>138716981
>tfw only a LCDT in the AAFC
fuck off, cunt

>>138717251
How do you not lose your shit working with a bunch of ankle biters all day?

>>138717344
What state and what parts are they keeping from the supposed "scrapped program"?

Australia was supposed to be a socialist worker's paradise. A real one. And for a long time we were. But, like vultures, capitalists have always been circling Australia, waiting until we were weak enough that they could take their pound of flesh. (((Their))) latest tactic is to flood us with capitalist's most potent acolytes - the yellow Jew (Chinaman), and hope they can weaken our collectivist resolve enough that we become an every-man-for themselves American style free market shithole.

We have to resist it lads. Australia is something special and we will have to fight to keep it that way. Don't let the capitalists win. Fight for more democracy, less population growth and less toxic individualism.

>>138717251
Do you read mein kampf to the children?

>>138717354
>LCDT
Googled it.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Contemporary_Dance_Theatre
You dance our enemies into submission?

>>138717291

>Teaching maths, physics, and science.
>science

god created the earth in six days. do you teach The Truth?

>>138716969
His fault for being with a mole. Everyone knows you gotta be super careful around bitches these days.

>>138717361

I really like it, I've tried so many other jobs but for whatever reason I have a natural talent for working with kids.

>>138717409


Honestly I don't know, I don't spend much time with it. Majority of my time has been learning how to teach maths/english and shit, the safe schools stuff has been mainly generic based around respect and anti-bullying

>>138717435

HAHAHAHAHA nah m8

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>>138715653
Getting a license in either is expensive my dude.

My suggestion would be the following.
>Learn to fly.
> Get a recreational license or a private license (expect to spend about $10k)
>Apply for airline cadetships t take you in as a pilot cadet.

You just gotta pretend to enjoy having your ass fucked, to get in. but once you're in in can be a pretty cruisy job desu.

>>138717535
I just imagining some kid coming home from school and getting asked what he learned today and telling his parents he learnt that hitler did nothing wrong and the holohoax never happened

g'day cunts. Anyone know of any job that doesn't require a fucking degree or certificate nowadays that isn't a fast food joint?

>>138717417
It's too late. You can't win if by far most of the population is a gay cunt. Best thing you can hope for from government in the future is basic income.

>>138717623
So one step above Boy Scouts?

>>138714252
don't bother. 15 years ago I visited my sister who was living there. She told me to bring my car inside the gates. I didn't. Woke up the next morning and some cunt had smashed an axe through the back window. Sounds like nothing has changed.

>>138717715

Retail m8.

>>138717740
basic income is a jewish trick mate. If everyone is beholden to the government for part of their income then they basically become like slaves. If you start doing stuff the government doesn't like they will cut off your payments

>>138717715

warehouse or postal casual over busy period?

>>138717715
Deliver junk mail or start your own yard maintenance business. Easy.

>>138717054
I was going to call you gay but it sounds kind of fun I guess.

What year do you teach? If I was a primary teacher I'd probably like to teach years 4 or 5. That's a good age imo.

They're kids but not retarded and liable to shit themselves, and relationships and social status isn't really a thing yet, which kind of begins in year 6.

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>>138717751

>>138717511
It's fucking feral the judges actually upheld this shit though.

>>138717827
They already are beholden to lots of forces out of their control for their money. You have to be very PC too. Dumb fuck.

>>138717349
yeah that's why taxation is fucking theft mate

>>138717951
Atleast you can look forward to making the rank of LGBT when you finish high school.

>>138718070
you forgot the I and the Q mate, off to the gulag with you

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sup bros, I was thinking of joining antifa but then Trump tore them apart today, should I still join up with them or wait until something better appears

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We need direct democracy, like in Switzerland. I'm sick of voting for the lesser of two or three evils. Our politicians are on the payroll of China and big corporations and no longer really care about us.

We need to be able to directly propose laws. If this was implemented immigration would be lowered almost immediately and we might have a fighting chance of taking our country back.

So if you are on that cashless welfare card, what do you do if you need money to buy a car off someone on gumtree or something like that?

>>138718156
If you really want to fuck up nazis the new wolfenstein comes out in a couple of months.

>>138718059
It is in this system yeah.

But now everyone is so reliant on handouts and just see taxes as automatically good most of the time, if it's on people they don't like.

>>138718156
>should I still join up with them or wait until something better appears

you should definitely join antifa. fuck nazis xd

hey gay cunts

>>138718265
Get a job.

>>138717628
I'm not looking to doing commercial, I just want to know how to fly.
Maybe fly my own aircraft if I ever buy any.

>>138718245
The Swiss are smart and small. We are big and dumb. I don't think I'd trust the average Australian.

>>138718265
break into their house and steal it

>>138718358
You handing out any jobs?

Anyone here can tell me about working while being on the DSP? supposedly you can work no more than 30 hours a week while claiming the DSP.

>inb4 degenerate dole bludger
Oh I would much rather be non-disabled.

>>138718394
Australia isn't that much bigger than Switzerland in terms of population. We have the same federal structure as them too.

>>138718403
Did you just ask me for handjob? Faggot!

>>138713345
A vote for gay marriage is a vote for progress.
Only rural rednecks and suburban retards vote no.

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>>138715531
>get job through recommendation
>couple of months later the farm is sold to "foreign" buyers
>laid off
>living on pancakes and tap water

>>138718463
Up to 30 hours a week for 2 years, also some of your dsp will be reduced depending on how much you earn.

>>138713506
None one owes you a living anon. And you have the cheek to criticise the boomers.

What are the negatives of gay marriage being legalized? There's more important issues at hand that need to be dealt with but I don't understand what's so bad about letting the faggots marry each other.

>>138718386
fuck gays and fuck gay marriage

>>138718265
Get a job.

>>138718523
If you're paying into the system, then you have every right to take some back from it when in need. That's why it exists.

>>138713954
REMINDER: The male "ban" in the military is no more, it was barely a thing. I know it doesn't sound out of reason for lefties, but luckily our army isn't suicidal. It was only a couple of retarded recruiters. Happened to my buddy and he went to another recruiter and got in. Those recruiters denying male entrants have been dealt with.

btw if you enlisted now you still wouldn't go to Afghanistan until you completed training, but if we're still over there you might make it.

When are we forcing out the two party frauds with pitchforks? Sif sell the entire country and its resources to line pockets. Traitorous cunts, the lot of them.

>>138718593
>when in need
these are the crucial words. Dole is not there to spend 12 months playing vidya till you find yourself.

got some real nice farts going today lads

>>138718755
I agree with you on this.

>>138718594
That such a thing could even happen in the Army to begin with is a sign of rot from within.

>>138718775
What'd you eat to get the brew going?

>>138718804
That's my thinking too.

>>138718775
don't you hate it when your not sure if it's a fart or you need to shit. so you play it safe and go sit on the dunny and it just ends up being a huge fart

>>138718775
The reason Aus/pol/ was conceived, everyone else, take notes

>>138718463
>Anyone here can tell me about working while being on the DSP?

i used to work at a conference centre where everyone working there had schizophrenia and they were all on the DSP (except for me). the government was actively kicking under 35s who were working off of the DSP and putting them on newstart allowance which is less money and you have to jump through more hoops to get it. be aware that if you are on DSP and are under 35 and start working you may be reassessed and kicked off.

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I piss on an antifa sticker daily
jealous lads?

>>138718840
wish i knew

>>138718885
they are so sloppy and smelly i'm not sure, its great

>>138718987

good job lad

>>138718987
is that a fucking eureka flag?

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>>138718386
>need to use women in campaign material
>men are a turn off in the focus groups
>GAY MARRIAGE

>>138718498

im voting "no" because a faggot i worked with years ago was a grouchy arsehole who treated everyone like shit.

>>138718386
>need gay guy to explain death rights with partner

LMAO turns out they got Magda Fatfuckski to go on the panel and tell some sob story about a defacto gay couple in a hospital as if the same shit wouldn't happen to hetero defacto couples.

>>138719067
well, the eureka revolt was a worker's rebellion

>>138719071

the real redpill is it is not about gays

>>138719088
voting yes because the right get more butthurt than the left, plus the right are bigger hypocrits

>>138719186
Mate you are voting yes cause you're a faggot desu

>>138718523
It's not a living. Just saying it's a right to be on the dole for a while when you are young.

>>138719266
If you are looking for a right I have one for you followed by a left you slack prick.

>>138719067
Yes, the Eureka flag is used by Unions, Socialists and Communists.

>>138718524
Marriage, at its most basic, is the only effective support structure for procreation and continuation of the human race.
If you want to demoralize a nation or race, attack the most basic building block - the family.
Homosexuals partnering and calling it marriage is a parody of the real thing, as are homosexual sex acts.
Penis into anus, sperm into shit vs penis into vagina, sperm into ova.
Fags are compelled to seek an umpleasant sexual sensation. sane humans are compelled to create children, with the act being pleasurable.
Even in our fallen society, the average hetero has less than 10 partners in their life, a quarter of faggots have over 1000 - that is not love, is obsession.
When they have marriage legalized they will then go for adoption, as they cannot produce children. 2% of the population, but a third of child molesters. No.
After that then it will be polygamy, and the Lebs will finally out breed us.

This is very much the slippery slope, but its not paranoia, its reality. I grew up when faggotry was illegal. Then the argument was 'consenting adults' in their own home. They argued that they would never go for marriage because it was a normie thing. They got sodomy legalized.
Then it was workplace discrimination.
Then it was 'hate speech' & homophobia. So now you can't speak the truth of your personal disgust at penis in arsehole or obese man haters licking each others twats.
For the last few years its been marriage & adoption ( that one went on the back burner after the ABC used a couple of child rapists as their 'ideal gay parents").
Vote early, vote often, vote no.
For those after a job, the AEC may be hiring tally counters for the 'opinion poll'.

>>138718885
Lol I hate it when you really want to get a big sticky shit out and all you can do is a massive fart.

What hw are you doing lads?
I was finishing off some maths and now I am planning an Italian essay.

anybody ready to vote YES guyss??

voting is futile and does nothing to prevent the moral and spiritual despondency of modernity
the only thing to do is to ride it out

>>138718804
letting a trannie into one of the top positions has that effect.

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>>138719244
nope, voting yes because the right is a bunch of fatty unemployed losers who live at home with their mum, unable to meet the morals they claim others must meet while at the same time would be spat upon by the men of the past that these kids proclaim to unironically mimick.

Everyone who votes yes is doing the work of Jews who wish to destroy the culture and society of the West.

>"Be a homo goy, don't get married and raise a family. Oh, looks like we've got to import more culturally enriched Africans because the population isn't growing! How about that!"

>>138719382

If you think that's bad

>TFW go to toilet, expecting a big shit only to fart and explosive diarrhea comes out covering the entire bowel in liquid poo, then when you wipe it feels like you haven't done a good enough job because it just doesn't want to absorb correctly onto toilet paper

>>138719478
think id just have a shower if I did that

>>138719407

Have to do some biology shit for a unit at my university.

Last module and I'm done before an exam.

>>138719312
Good goy slave for those digital shekels.

>>138719529
Good luck man. I did a year of bio in HS. Interesting but not for me. I prefer chem and physics more.

I was probably going to vote Yes because I'm a filthy fucking Libertarian, but honestly the just fucking constant assault of "vote yes" from every single fucking corporation and celebrity is just too fucking much. They're so desperate for it. It's turned me around fully to No just because I hate the pandering so much.

>>138719407
start your essay off with "when the moon hit's your eye like a big pizza pie"

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>>138719433
Hey joe, what's up

>>138719067
It's the flag of the German Communist party's para-military wing from 1932.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antifaschistische_Aktion
Everything old is new again.

>>138717469

Nope. I teach em the probabilities about kek, and how I made over $100,000 on sports bet with $3000 last year on Brexit and Donald Trump winning.

>>138719568

Whats with the Italian essay? You doing some elective that has nothing to do with your degree?

>Universities really are the biggest jews

>>138719433

im sure insulting people has been really effective in convincing people to vote "yes" so far.

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Name a better album I'll wait.

>>138719635
there are many on the right that look like that guy as there are on the left, but at least the left don't pretend otherwise, one dingotwitter meetup and i noped the fuck out of there for good, it's just virtue signalling for the right, and Australia is a sunk nation anyway, it is inevitable that it will become Chinese at this point, matter of time only.

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for those who missed this glorious moment

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http://www.baka.com.au/comment/this-is-why-ill-be-voting-no-to-samesex-marriage-20170817-gxy6np.html
is he right?

>>138719433
>the right is a bunch of fatty unemployed losers who live at home with their mum
sounfs like lefties to me desu

the only reason a lot of leftists aren't fat is because they're young and cant afford that much food

>>138719724
thanks you made me remember that Nikki Webster exists

>>138719724
Hits of Summer 2002

>>138719794
This is poor quality posting. Aus/pol/ does not have high standards but you have managed to fall below them.

>>138719748
Noice. He won't be celebrating his gay marriage for a while.

Oi lads im starting work in private security in around 2 months (finalising application papers) and might be landing a job in Melbournes china town at a karaoke bar.

Only 18, what do?

>>138719433
That's actually a good point.

I'm voting no to piss the left off because they are a bunch of hatey little bitches that literally no one would miss if they didn't exist, even if they do have a job. Even if they think otherwise they are simply extraneous and superfluous retards.

The world would be so much better off without them and you know it. Must be why you hate so much.

>>138719724
easy tier
"Deep Space" - Model 500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUibHLzmZKY

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>>138719598
heheh, on a similar note I learned why Italians say "mamma mia". They say it in place of a swear, kinda like how we say "oh, darn" etc when something shit happens.
>>138719694
Nah, I did Italian in school and I wanted to continue it. It's a fun language to learn and I enjoy it.

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Can someone fill me in on what the fuck is going on with Afghanistan? Why is trump going back into that mess?

>>138719769
the Sydney Morning Socialist gets corrected to baka, so be a good nordbot and archive.

>>138719951
The Taliban are back. This time they mean business.

>>138719874
phoneposting half-drunk from seppo land, i'll do what i want poof

>>138719918
why the fuck aren't you going to uni or trade school or anything? Jesus, enjoy an early suicide

>>138719669

sorry, that was a low effort, larping shitpost. i just wanted to try out the templar flag.

>$100,000 on sports bet

thats a lot of money. you gonna bet on the outcome of fag marriage too? it will probably be a "yes".

>>138719794
you'd think that but no, went to a dingotwitter meetup by kevrenner, and i couldn't believe the difference to their online personas to their real life ones, kev is an unemployed, unmarried, childless bum that lives with his mother and tells people they are bad people for not making white babies, they think they can lead by encouraging others to do as they say but not as they actually do, it was kinda sad in a way, they make that fat fuck from american history x look like an alpha male.

>>138719951
To give the military industrial complex some cash.

>>138720014
>>138719918

Actually anon, because of all the terrorism shit going on it's a good idea to get into the security industry, especially if you up your skill set. There may be more demand for armed guards for example, pay could be 30-40 dollars an hour.

>>138719918
Refuse entry to all chinks, anon.

>>138719748

right in a benis

>>138720123

> military industrial complex some cash

You mean businesses that supply the military with food,clothing,vehicles,guns,mobile infrastructure?

Just more jobs senpai.

>>138720116
You need to accept the reality that revolutionary ideologies attract society's losers. People who are doing well under the status quo are not going to be keen to change things radically. They can only lose from such change.

TOOTS

>>138719918
Don't carry a can of Raid and say its for swarms of soulless cockroaches.
Don't mag dump your Glock into them, no matter how appealing this is.
You are not a cop, nor a white knight. Your job is solely to protect the property of your employer, don't get involved in other peoples shit.
Watch Surviving Edged Weapons and realize that Chinks that chimp out use blades.

>>138720133
its a fucking dead-end repetitve job with your life on the line and he'll have to deal wit drunken shits all the time. go be a sailor or something

>>138713506
if that pushes you to the left you must be a weak person..

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I want to see Turnbull's head on a stick. That fucking kike puppet needs to go.

What are we going to do once fag marriage passes?

>>138720272
ON THE GLASS BARBIE

>>138720235
Yeah Im glad the US is the worlds policeman, I feel sorry for guys that get monged up over it though.

>>138720391
Flush it m8.

>>138720376
A lot more than turdball has to go

>>138720014
Left school after yr11, couldn't stand being around illiterate gossip girls and uppity chad types, not even catholic school is any good, mum wanted me to go to uni and become a teacher but I explained redpilling to her and how fucked id be.

fuck you niggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrbnWEfvwIo

>>138720447
Go back lad

>>138720314
Also learn the Teuller drill.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tueller_Drill

>>138720051
Its not a sure thing so not worth betting on. Aussies are cucked/drugged/drunk as fuck which makes them leftist susceptible.

>>138720374
Having a safety net and being cool with young people using the dole for a few months or a year so they can have a bit of fun before spending their lives slaving away makes me weak?

Seriously you guys are pretty cucked.

If we got what we wanted and a massive reduction in immigration then I'd see it as pretty much a necessity to be very harsh on the dole people. Because then we'd have to step up and work hard and make things good and not rely on immigrants so much.

But there's fuck all chance of that happening.

>>138720489
Perhaps down the line, mums living payment to payment and id rather save up and pay myself than put more financial pressure on her, i was lucky to have both courses i took payed for by an employment agency

>>138719478
Mate I had gastric issues the other day and let out a fuckin cluster bomb.
Go to wipe and it'd spread across my arse cheek so my pinkie got a good dollop of shit on it.
Had to wipe it up while internally debating whether or not to have a lick (it was dark and creamy, reminiscent of melted fudge).

>>138719669
What other predictions do you have?
I'm thinking of placing a few bets soon.

>>138718498
I'm voting no because although I'm gay I'm not interested in shitting over the concept of marriage for those who it still has a lot of meaning. Also fuck flaming fags, a yes win would make them bolder and I can't stand them, makes me look bad.

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http://www.harveynorman.com.au/tv-blu-ray-home-theatre/tvs/tvs/hisense-32-hd-led-lcd-tv.html

http://www.harveynorman.com.au/tv-blu-ray-home-theatre/tvs/tvs/toshiba-32-series-l37-hd-led-lcd-tv.html

boys which one for a cheap tv to connect to a laptop for HD porn and games

>>138720417
This
I hate how people complain about the American military defending the west
We should be eternally grateful that their values are to uphold western civilization but noooo, the new generation of cucks in nonAmerican western nations despise America and wish that Chinese replaced them as the superpower

>>138720777

Hisense looks better but Toshiba is a better well known brand.

Also I didn't know Toshiba made TVs.

>>138720792
I like America
Sometimes I think freedom was a mistake
Lol

>>138720777
buy the 102 km square kilometre array non HD version. that fuck, harvey normal price comparisons gtfo you mssive faggot

>>138719748
>pepper balls
>benis shot

lewd

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Anyone else feeling political fatigue? I don't read past the headlines anymore, it's all fucked and it's just too tiring ey.

>>138720777

1 SAMSUNG CUNT
2 THEGOODGUYS

3 MAKE SURE U GOT A BARBIE

>>138720777
just get the Hisense your just paying for the brand name with Toshiba since they don't make their tv's in japan anymore

>>138720983
i havent watched the telly in 12months
did i miss anything?

any biz fags got details on CBA stocks? it's dropped on the 4th and looks like it's going to take another hit. It's almost down $10 and falling. When can we expect a rise? I guess it would heavily depend on the lawsuit wouldn't it?

>>138720983
Yes and no. I like it. Sometimes I want to have a break from it all but I can't look away. Just can't help myself. I don't know why

> continued
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik9cExHOazw

>>138721134
yes most likely, but it could start going back up soon. people tend to panic a lot when they here bad news about a company and it will drop and then go back up after everyones calmed down a few days later

>>138720919
>Sometimes I think freedom was a mistake
Still got that stockholm syndrome from your ancestral past

>>138721072
do you guys get commercials up the ass like we do, thats one of the reasons i stopped watching TV, fucking 20 minutes of commercials and 5 minutes of actual show. i just wanna watch ice road truckers goddamnit

>>138721072
Offspring has a new season, I can hear it in the living room.
Also I think our Big Boy billy shorten was on qanda the other day

>>138721251
Uhhh you watching cable? 20 mins seems like a long ass time.

>>138721251
yeah we get some but they aren't like yours. I had hulu plus for a bit using an american paypal account and vpn to watch it. was amazed with your prescription drug adds

>>138721251
>>138721265
so thats a no.

Does anyone have Foxtel or Austar? They any good? I'm considering getting it

>stand grant wants to change the words o a plaque of a captain cook statue
Fuck the retarded Americans for starting this history revisionist trend

What happened on the 11th of August? All banks started climbing after taking a hit.

>>138721395
When I was away at xmas my brother had it. It's okay but i'd rather just torrent everything and watch it when I want

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>>138721330
>Don't take xyz if you are in any way unwell
>Xyz may not actually do anything
>Xyz may worsen your condition, lead to new conditions, or death
>Do not take xyz if you are pregnant, or breastfeeding
>Always consult a physician before taking xyz
XYZ WILL MAKE YOU FEEL GREAT, BUY IT TODAY AND CHANGE YOUR LIFE IMMEDIATELY!!!

>>138721395
>Foxtel
Don't do it for the love of God, you get as many advertisements as you do content, it's a complete scam.

>>138721136
I want to get out of here for good but same as you, I'm addicted to the depressing collapse. It's mad.

>>138721463
just shit like at the end saying ask your doctor to be put on whatever. Can you just go into your doctor over there and say you want this drug or do your have to be already diagnosed with something but taking a different drug for it

>>138721463


Get this on fox news!

>>138720777

That's degenerate.

>>138721448
hang on ,so you remember when Stan Grant was white, with little complaint?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbiioBFkD_Q

>>138721554
Either/or
I presume for the more intense stuff you'd need a dr who has diagnosed you with a condition
But I'm sure there are plenty of practitioners over there willing to run with your hypochondria

>>138721604
Have you seen the Aussie Gold ads fuck they give me the giggles
Pretty sure that's what that crap is called, never seen it here

>>138717535
camp australia

>>138718359
I suggest you go through a cadetship.

Jetsatr and Virgin started hiring not too long ago, they may open again next year.

But if you earn you commercial Pilot's license privately under your own dollar. You can be deemed as having "too much experience" and you wont be considered for certain cadetships, and you wont have enough hours to be employed due to insurance reasons.

and if you got your hours up by being an instructor, they can also come back to you and say that you were essentially just "supervising"

T. unfortunate bastard.

>>138721684
They do get paid for every pill they shove down your throat.

Americans disgust me. They try to sell their little shit hole as a free market capitalist country but the fact is it's a fucking government enforced monopoly on almost every important aspect. It's fucking disgusting.

>>138721872
I love how people hide behind meme flags when talking shit about America

>>138721136
I can't look away either. I think it's because I can't believe how awful we've become and how treasonous the media is but it's so very real.

>>138721528
I guess could always just record shows and fast forward thru the ads? Lol

>>138718359 I just re-read your post, I'm tired as fuck disregard>>138721864.

If you just want to learn for joy I suggest looking at your local flying school.
Make a small list of the things you want to try out, i.e glider, aerobatics, helicopter etc etc. and just give it a go mate, you might like it.

You can pursue a license up to a "recreational" level, where you can technically fly solo but are able to fly in controlled airspaces.

>>138722259
What if I want to fly wherever I want?

Lads I listened to Total Eclipse of the Heart yesterday for a laff with all the eclipse shit going on and now I can't stop listening to it
Does this mean I have to vote yes?

>>138721968
>t. sheep fucker

>>138721072
>did i miss anything?

i still watch COPS some weeks if i remember its on.

>>138722481
I'll give you a total eclipse of your brain you fucking faggot.

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>>138721749


yeah mate seen that every morning for the last few months

>>138716969
Fell for the dependopotamus meme. No sympathy. Kid's guardian will have to sue.

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>>138722562
Gold

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>Post things that you can't buy in WA

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>>138722766

> law degree from one of the more prestigious law schools in AUS
> unemployed and on centrelink for 2 years following graduation
> unable to find any permanent work despite searching in earnest, except for a few temporary contracts in administration
> currently an unpaid paralegal for a certain non-profit organization, marked as "work experience", they will never create a paid role for me

Tfw will be a dole parasite for the rest of my life and my money-sucky hoity toity catholic high school and 5 years of uni were a waste

>>138722865

TFW they cut the dole because you been charging DAT BARBIE

>>138722865
Falling for the law meme, ouch. It's an over-saturated market with no international applicability without retraining. Anyone who recommends a law degree should be ashamed.

>>138722865
This is why I'm worried about going to Uni. I was going to Biomed this year but I dropped out at the last minute. I'm just not sure I'll have any work after it and I'll be about 40-50k in debt.

On the other hand I still can't find work as it is. All though I'm going to get my self a reduced work capacity for being an autist.

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>>138713560
Me ether.

>>138719131
Poor Magda; as if her battles with mental illness and Feeding aren't plainly written all over her. I don't see how anyone can see her as anything more than a mentally ill self-hating degenerate. Literally the last people that should be pushing public policy.

>>138722959
Lel. All that work and you're on par with a meth addict that probably has no skills.

I know that feeling lawyer guy. Similar but not as bad as that.

>>138723044
>literally who?

>>138723044
>Feeding
Isn't this when you make someone else get fat because it turns you on?

>>138722965
Totally fell for it. They were pretty transparent about it, admittedly. I remember they told us "most of you won't actually go on to become lawyers" on the very first day of orientation, but they suggested that there was still a lot of work to be found paralegal, and that anyway a "law degree looks good on your resume and can get you other good jobs".

That was a meme too.

>>138723016
If you have autism going for you, just go with it.

Sciences depend entirely on where you live and whether you're willing to relocate, though. I know a lot of people here hate Melb but that's where all the big labs are.

>>138723109
What's your field?

>>138723016
This is one of the reasons why they'll give us basic income sooner or later, there's no shortage of people who did the right thing and ended up in hell for it, and they are hell bent on making it worse with the shitskin invasion.

Mark Zuckerberg will be next president and he'll start it up.

>>138723221
I'd rather not say, just stem.

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>>138713827
Barido Nigger

>>138723280
Definitely psychology.

>>138719357
Reminder that Marriage is not religious; it predates Christianity and is Roman Law.
>A Marriage is between one man and one woman, not related by the 4th order (cousins) or closer.
Eliminated incest fucking up the gene pool and geared all the beta males' labour towards advancing themselves in society, instead of trying to murder alphas and rape wandering females. The reason the Roman Empire was more successful than all the competition in the region - codification of Marriage.

We fuck with that at our peril.

>>138723371
Nah. Voodoo is not science.

>>138723371
That's not a science silly :^)

liberal arts degree
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>138723402
>implying Romans weren't inherently christian.

>>138723328
>>138723328
>>138723328

>>138723371
Wtf, actually wanted to do that. My dad wouldn't let me. Could've been a based cop or just sold made in China shit in a sales or marketing job.

Real work is for suckers.

>>138719748
That's going to be my goto "happy moment" for quite a while. What a shot.

>>138723426
You seen 'the century of the self'?

Psychology is a major reason why everyone is such a jew gay cuck, if not the main reason.

>>138723229
>Mark Zuckerberg will be next president
He is a total sperg. He has no charisma at all. He won't be elected to anything.

>>138718576
i like the way you think friend

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>>138714758
They will post it out or we have to go get it. I'll fucking crawl to the post office to vote against those sick fucks if I have to

>>138718594
great fucking news cheers mate. looking to go in for officer once graduated.

>>138723751
you should just get one in your letter box

>>138723593
Nope, buty I have observed what you have stated for decades. Psych effectively rewards neurotic behaviour. That which you reward, you get more of.
A slap upside the head and telling someone to harden the fuck up is more useful in 99.99% of cases.

>>138719918
>Melbourne
Stop being a retard; working security is only going to get you the most degenerate roastie pussy. You'll earn fuck all cos you'll only work 2 nights a week. And it fucking sucks.
Go and get a trade so you can buy a cheap house, reno it and flip it. Take the profits and get yourself your own house by the time you're 26. Then you'll have quality pussy kicking down your door. Stay the fuck away from uni unless it's for an MBA.

Night, Ausfags. Work tomorrow and a 5.30 wake up, so I must away. *waves*

>>138723280
Probably chemistry or geo

>>138724147
That's a good idea actually but I was thinking more chemistry-biology -> drugs.

>>138724285
Later faggot

>>138724285
Good night poofter

>>138720983
Fucking can't stand Aus Politics. It is shitter than the shittiest shit i ever shat.

>>138720792
Chinese will NEVER replace the US as a superpower; it's a fucking meme.
They have 1 carrier from the Soviets; and 1 they cloned from it that's never seen the open sea.
>Japan had multiple carriers in WWII - 70 years ago.

>>138724388
You really don't need a chemistry degree to make drugs dude. You'll never make anything decent without some proper equipment but the chemistry is actually very simple.

>>138721650
He'll be dead soon; melanoma from the sunbeds.

>>138723671
That's what they said about Trump.

He's got heaps more money than Trump, and he'll have policies gen y fags will like and enough from the other generations.