I liked the ideas the first 4 replies had, so I made an old fashioned letter for the President That I will be mailing him tomorrow, even wrote MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN on the back. I know there's a high possibility that he wont show and I'll get attacked by ANTIFA and BAMN, but getting a reply from the Don himself would be more than enough to make up for it! gotta live in the moment my friends! (Just realized I selected United Nations flag in last post thinking it was United States,)
>>138708583
No offense anon but you write like a 7 year old.
>>138708831
I think he one
Read that in the voice of an 8 year old
>For my 19th birthday
Fucking kek
>>138709031
this holy fuck anon you need to be ashamed
Its been a few years since Ive used a pen, +its kinda hard to write with such shakey hands.
also wrote a quick p.s. on the back to aplogise for my shitty handwriting
>>138709137
If you can't slow down and write more legibly, just type like the rest of us adults with terrible penmanship.
>>138708583
>even wrote MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN on the back
lel
>I know there's a high possibility that he wont show
you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning while getting hit by a car and winning the lotto at the same time
>getting a reply from the Don himself
you wont
at best you'll get some form letter with a stamp of his signature
>>138709262
Why not have both? kys OP
>>138709031
we need someone to read and vocaroo this in a kids voice
>>138709348
>you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning while getting hit by a car and winning the lotto at the same time
this happened to me once
>>138708583
why is your handwriting that of a fucking child?
https://clyp.it/y5f4cqsy
i did it.
>>138709796
>why is your handwriting that of a fucking child?
That is the joke.
Unless the joke is pretending not to know that that is the joke.
Can /pol/ clarify?
>>138708583
This is a troll post. Nobody operating a computer of any kind at this late hour is layered in this much stupidity and ineptitude.
The letter, your idea, your paragraph, punctuation, spelling . . . I mean, all of it is just pulled from a nigger in Special Ed class somewhere in Idaho.
I actually am sending this through mail tomorrow btw, but since most of you are so (disturbingly) critical of a strangers handwriting, the reason its utter shit is because I actually have nueroligical issues, Not gonna go into all the details but it makes my hands super shakey. I took a long ass time on that letter and if I actually tried to write it in 5 min it would probably be mistaken as a map of Florida.