Angela Merkel playing Farming Simulator to gain youth votes

>>138707457
Who evem plays Farming Simulator?

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>>138707607
Autists

>>138707607
The witch, AKA Angela Merkel.

>>138707607
Autists and Germans sorry to be redundant

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>>138707457

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>>138707607
massive autists

>>138707895
That's more like it

>>138707457
She waz a good girl
similatin Farmin dem black niglets

KEK

shes just like us lol

adorbs

>>138707457
>literally posting gawker
Anon...

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>>138707895
Top fucking kek

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>>138707457
Wtf I thought this was just a joke

>>138707910
>fallout_4_weapon.jpg

Farming sim + CPD = cozy
You guys are missing out

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>>138707457
Is this just Germany ?

Fucked up by mudslimes,
No escape from reality.

Open your ass,
Look up to Yusuf and see,
I'm just a poor cuck, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Any way the border opens doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Mahmud just killed a kid,
Put his van against his head,
Stepped on the pedal, now he's dead.
Mama Merkel, life had just begun for him,
But now he's gone and you threw it all away.

I played a locomotive simulator. I'm confidently able to drive the train.

lol
she's hard not to like

>>138707895
nice

>>138707457
Really? Such a shitty game.

>>138707607
People who aren't farmers, and Germans

>>138707607
with a controller seriously

>>138707457
>wherever I go I must also wörk

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>>138707457

>>138707457
really makes you want to suck on her huge cow tits

>>138708660
>racist
No man that is a nationalist AND a globalist can be racist

>>138707457
Sim farm?
That's fitting, since EU ruined farming and is pushing GMO of big farmers. I go to store and at max 2 types of grapes, none of which exists outside of store. Same in every store instead of having native grapes that literally grow next to supermarket.

>>138707457
hey cool she's just like us!

>>138708938
>since EU ruined farming and is pushing GMO of big farmers
Sugar caps are being lifted by the EU on Sept 1. People are saying sugar prices will fall 30% and more.

SHE PLAYS GAMES

>>138707607
Me
Please no bully

So it's true.

Neanderthals really were autistic, weren't they?

Europeans and Asians have their DNA.

>>138709132
But it's so......boring....

>>138708330
Used to drive trains in cologne, well the u-bahn to be exact.
Easiest fucking thing int he world. just pull the brake early enough but you get a lot of signals when you have to do it.
the rest is sitting around looking bored.
I used to do it high as shit until i felt bad that i endanger my fellow germans when i drive intoxicated and i stopped.
But hey i now work personal security for rich people and im ALWAYS high ( also because my client is a giant stoner rapper and if i dont i probably get fired lel)

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>>138707895

APEX KEK

>>138709025
They should have a sugar cap on grapes, since obviously that tastes like sugar and isn't refreshing at all.

>>138708938
>back in my day, you could just go pick yer own grapes outside the supermarket!
Okay gramps. Great story, but we're moving into the future now. Go drink your ensure and have a nap while the grown ups discuss the future of Europe.

>>138709291
It is at the start but when you get a ton of money you can multitask a bunch of bots to do the things for you, and the only thing left is you to unload your machines and sell your crops
But you get so tiny money at the start that it's not really worth playing

>>138708072
Nope! It's real!
Autism, when not chemically fucked with by big pharma, is like an innate obsession and passion for logic. If you would consider it, it is quite logical to play a video game because it can either expand or further sharpen your employable skills in real life.

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>>138708072
>he thinks german productivity is a meme

>>138709558
>the future of Europe.
America without the guns and liberties, with africans instead of spics

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>>138707457
Poor copy

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>>138707457
>switch edition
>ps4 controller

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>>138707457
HAHAHAH

not so clever after all, merkel. your plan to get the vote of all the gamers would have worked if you played a game like mass effect, skyrim etc.

instead you choose this shit. how many votes will you get out of this?

i mean who the fuck even plays these ga-

>>138709293
Nice! I wish I have your life.

>>138708938
>I go to store and at max 2 types of grapes, none of which exists outside of store. Same in every store instead of having native grapes that literally grow next to supermarket.

Dude, here in Germany, in a city close to 1 million people, you got tons of blackberries everywhere, also hazelnuts and other stuff. You can still buy this in the supermarket. You can also walk right across lots of fields where you can take all kinds of veggies for free, no need to go to the supermarket for veggies and fruits in the summer.

People still do it, because they are sheep.

>>138709867
I really want to play "New York Taxi Simulator" - is it possible to swear at Americans in this simulator?

>>138709867
the problem is you germans are universally autistic as almighty shit so her playing farming simulator is actually an incredibly good idea since you stupid fuckers only play crap like that anyways, and since you lot are retarded and autistic to begin with, as well as currently hilariously cuck'd. expect next election for her to get 100% of the votes.

>>138710107
>is it possible to swear at Americans in this simulator?
Well as you'll be playing as a newly arrived rapefugee, you'd actually have to be able to speak English.

>>138710273
>Well as you'll be playing as a newly arrived rapefugee, you'd actually have to be able to speak English.

I don't follow. If I play the NY Taxi Simulator and choose my character as a refugee, why should I be able to speak English.

>>138709933
Its ok. Kinda meaningless but hey, whatever.
Wish I could meet a women that i would actually have kids with. Kinda hard these days in my situation of life.

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>>138707607
Me. I got certified autism

>>138710525
We can use a surrogate. I bet you have nice donger good for brojobs

>>138707607
It's actually strangely addictive. It would surprise you.

>>138707457

They should have made her play euro truck simulator instead to better empathize with the refugees having a truck emergency

>>138711270
It's a very difficult game. Just like real life farming i guess. I finally figure out what to buy and where to drive but spend all day trying to hitch the equipment to the trailers. Cant store shit. Cant till worth ass. Cant harvest. I'd do much better IRL. I used to like harvest moon. Is it a sim game? Ive played it. Best genre there is. Hands down

>>138707607
I farmed so many fucking virtual potatoes to make up for the famine.

>>138707457
She is out in the open surrounded by vidja autists.. and she is still breathing wtf is wrong with germans!?

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>>138707457
Yes it's real and I'm glad I'm along for this ride.

>>138707607
Germans

>>138709293
Lying on the Internet, Hans? We know you didn't stop.

>>138707457
The fucking Simpson's, I swear is there anything they haven't done.
How does farming simulator, simulate waking up at 4:00am and going to bed at 10:00 every day seven days a week?

>>138707457
Pokemon farm to the polls

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What is it with Germans?

>>138710600
>landwirtschafts
farm = bauernhof
farmING = landwirtschafts
what the actual fuck, germany? Your stupid love of long contracted words is getting out of hand.

>>138707607
It's a good game, shut up

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>>138707457
When /v/ and /pol/ collide

>>138707607
Germans, they fucking love work. No seriously, Germans play the shit out of these simulators, especially Trucking Simulator.

>>138711827
You are retarded, farm is a place farming is an activity

>>138711719
They are weponized autism.

>>138708041
unedited pic plz

>>138711975
fuck off, poojeet

You've literally never seen a farm in your life. You'd all just try to shit on the crops and steal the fucking cows to enshrine them.

>>138711719
>we just wanted to play vidya

>>138712067
>American education

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>>138712027
You're really lucky this is one of the few hundred Pixiv accounts I follow

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>>138707910
Is that an M4 lower, AK upper, and a shotgun barrel?

>>138711827

"landwirtschafts" isnt farming more like "farm's" simulator. But this isnt really accurate because "landwirtschafts" is part of a noun. Landwirtschaften is the verb of Landwirtschaft so farming = landwirtschaften.

>>138708303
Sad song

>>138711975
a farm is a state of mind

>>138712326
Imma land my schaften in your ass

>>138712067
>You'd all just try to shit on the crops
So farming then?

>>138712380
though a mind of farm is a state

>>138712226
>few hundred
Try 2.5k noob.

>>138712425

is this supposed to be funny because schaften sound similar to shaft which is innuendo for penis?

>>138712526
I only started like 2 weeks ago
Give me some time

>>138712428
The subtle difference is that civilized countries use cow manure as fertilizer, not human shit.

90% of the water out of tap in india is human fecal contaminated.

>>138707607
You don't know what you're missing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw

>>138707607
germans
they only play simulators because "fun" is something abominable to them
really fuckin pathetic nation

I hate that at the Gamescom different parties will try to seduce me to vote. Like really? Do I bund my vote to a Party that supports e sports? Does shit like this really matter today? I will go there because its allways a nice Event but id like to argue with some guys of the SPD and CDU as Well.

>>138712575
no, that's just coincidence

>>138712575
Yes, Hans. That is why it was funny.

It ain't funny anymore, though. Thanks.

There's a stereotype about Germans being terrified of any joke's punchline being hitler, so they have to ask you to clarify to make sure it isn't.

isnt it true violent games are illegal in germany? i heard some bullshit like that a couple years back.

Could be that farming simulator isnt violent therefore not illegal and sold easily.

>>138707607
I bought it on sale but never installed it

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When is the new Dodge Challenger sim coming out?

>>138707607
>>138707648
>>138707863
>>138707910
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>>138709291
>le farming simulator is a bad game and only autists play it

YOU TAKE THAT BACK FAGGOTS!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw

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>the absolute state of G*rmany

>>138712640
You motherfucker hands you beat me to it...

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>>138712580
You made me wonder so I checked.
>2012
Wew.

>merkel is testing ways to expose zimbabweans

>>138712800
i went to a shitty walmart around here once to buy a shitty videogame for some bitch i was fuckings son, and i remember seeing farming simulator for like $5 or less with yellow clearance labels attached to them.

>>138712642
You're just envious because there is no Toilet Cleaning Simulator 2017 out yet

>>138712226
Source?

>>138712663

im not too fond of coincidences if you catch my drift.

I'd rather play Harvest Moon (or Story of Seasons) since it has waifus.

>>138712906
I was a heavy equipment operator, I thought it might be fun somehow

>>138712956
i dont

>>138712798
Thats bullshit.
Back in the "Shooter are evil" stuff Was often censored. Like for example in Counter Strike we had Green blood and bodies would just faint out instead of lying around bc "Muh, realism". Nowdays its the same as in any other country.

>>138712924
savage

>>138712956
your humor is like mein schaften

>>138712924

and here i thought every pole has the thief series enshrined at home.

>>138712943
Come on learn to use saucenao
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>>138707607
It's a very popular game in Germany, everyone here plays it.

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kek

>pic related

>>138712924
Poland BTFO

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>>138712956
>yfw coincidenceschlaagen is probably some stupid german word
>yfw Hans thinks he's made a witty joke that we all found hilarious
>yfw literally none of us caught the drift

>>138713507
he's talking about (((coincidences)))

>burger education

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Warehouseman master race report in

>comfie both in summer and winter
>very nice and calming job where you put everything in order
>good money
>browse /pol/ in free time

>>138713602
((((leafposting))))

>>138713701
Leaf is right

>>138712798
There were some efforts, but the censorship simply cannot catch up. How are they going to censor every game on Steam? Every Indie game showcased on itch.io? It's impossible.

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Can we get Trump to play Freedom Truck Simulator?

>>138712924
If The Witcher wasn't a game, I'm pretty sure it's you with the toilet simulator industry Hans, but good try

>>138707607
Radicalised Angry White Males.

>>138709867
>>138711719

Is Hearts of Iron popular in Germany? I would think the grand planning and the details that go in it would give them a hard on.

>>138707457
>Kalergi Simulator

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>>138714183
anything with hitler = absolute evil
anything with ss symbolism = absolute evil
anything with wehrmacht symbolism = absolute evil

>>138709867
>NY taxi simulator

At least they have titles for the migrants too.

>>138714183
it is. its censored tho. in hoi4 they blacked hitler, not even kidding.

>>138707607
I do

>>138707895
Did they have to pay Merkel for the rights to make this game since she owns the story?

>>138712956
you mean (((coincidences)))

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>>138707457
farming simulator to the polls and vote

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>>138707457
Jesus.

>>138717052
How's that Brexit coming along old chap?

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>Hating on Farming Simulator

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>>138717184
We're waiting for the Germans to elect Merkel then we can continue.

>mfw they tell us to hurry up and negotiate
>okay
>P-pls wait we need to elect another destroyer of Europe
>okay

>>138713675
>good money
>minimum wage

poland pls

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>>138714183
>Is Hearts of Iron popular in Germany?

It's literally censored. Adolf in shadow, no swastikas.

>>138707457
*shows up at gamescom*
*gamers don't care and make fun of her*
That was close.

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>>138717516
It takes literally 10 seconds to uncensor it.

>>138712642
>Being an unproductive piece of shit is great.
Neck yourself, janitor.

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>>138709764
truly a man of taste

>>138707457
She had it modded so she is now raising crops of jihadis instead of tomatoes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WM89PEuFZM

>>138707607
Believe it or not is one of the top best sellers in steam and one of the most downloaded in torrent games
To me that is proof that if farming was better payed many people would be happy choosing farming as a way of life

>>138720637
kek

>>138721055
farming pays really well its just impossible to get into, everything is either already owned or getting bought by big companies

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based

>>138708072
Came here to post this. We're talking about the same people who spend their entire beach visit wearing themselves out by digging holes.

>>138707457
>220 hr played.

Fucking love that game. The German and Brit/Irish farms are so fucking comfy.

ew

based youth vote getter.

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>>138707895
You beat me to it, well done. My immidiate first thought seeing OP's image

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>>138717885

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>>138712924
damn son

>>138709291
Well everyone is entitled to their opinions and taste in games is entirely subjective so...

>>138707457
Drumpf never played a vidya in his life the old shithead. Remind me why we dislike based Merkel again?

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>>138713075
>mfw I ration my holidays into 1-week periods against my employers liking so I don't get bored when not working for so long

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>>138707607

German farmers.

>>138707607
Fitzthistlewitz
RIP

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Merkel asked if they could turn up the resolution on Minecraft because it's so pixelated.

>>138730327
cute!

>>138707457
she's playing Civilization with our future and she's purposely losing

Nintendo switch edition
holds PS4 controller

what

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>>138707607
germans
>>138707895
kek my thoughts exactly

Farming simulators are cool, desu

>>138732693
Nintendo prob didn't have a copy ready kek

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>>138707895

>>138707457
>germans idea of video games consists of agriculture and lorry driving simulators

What's the best simulator game to increase my marketable skills? If I play Forklift simulator for a few weeks do you think I could tell a company that I can drive a forklift?

>>138712924
The eternal Kraut strikes again.