Inviting the President to my birthday

>>138699969
Try Twitter

>>138699969
FBI.com

Have a bump. I hope he shows. I don't know, man. Make a youtube video. Crazy shit like this often goes viral.

Just don't be a faggot about it. Hide your power level.

Just send a regular envelope to the white house. It'll go through all kinds of scans and checks but as long as you're not an idiot it'll get read, probably by a secretary, who might deem it interesting to forward to the President.

I doubt he'd actually show, but he's made a surprising amount of personal calls to people. He's a nice guy.

>>138700706
This, send a well penned and hand written note.

>>138699969
You aren't getting him there on time in any conceivable scenario. 10 days is not enough.

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>>138699969
>tfw donald trump won't show up, and neither will anyone else

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Good luck anon. I sent the President and First Lady a wedding invite but never heard anything in return. Maybe I should have invited Barron as well?

>>138699969
Bump,

Good luck faggot OP