In Seoul now, I'm hearing air raid sirens. Help

>>138698716
And you made a thread about it on /pol/? You deserve to die.

>>138698716
more info please

>>138698716
I'm cranking up these THAADs, they should get to you in an hour or so.

I work as a contractor at an undisclosed Air base in NSW and we got a call 5 minutes ago to prepare 60% of our aircraft for scrambling. They're calling in pilots that have been on long service leave too. What the fucks going on?

>>138699260
probably nukes.

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In Ramstein now, near Ramstein Air Base, I'm hearing sirens too.

What the fuck is going on?

It's a drill. I'm watching a boring stream of it right now

I'm a Ranger in the US Navy stationed in Panama right now and we all just got the call to get to our jetskis and go to the South China Sea. I-Is it happening, bros?

>>138698716
It's a drill.

I'm in bed and have sciatica in my ass cheek, it's happening

>>138698716
Ignore em. It's a nothing salad with a side of nothing dressing.

Any streams? The periscope feed went down.

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I'm in Long Island, I hear crickets chirping and the pitter patter of raindrops. What do you anons hear?

>>138699901
A US Navy "Ranger"? A faggot is what you are.

fat kimmy won't do shit. you gooks will be just fine.

>>138698874
wut jealous reddit didnt get the thread first?

My dad who worked at the CIA just called me and told me to get out of the city.

This is it /pol/.

I just heard 2 happening threads fly over my house
WWIV imminent

>>138700300
My window fan blowing.

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>>138698716

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>>138698716
I'm a nasa and I approve this larp thread

My uncle who works at the post office told me there be a storm a' brewin'

>>138699592
EIN MENCH BRENT

a russian tank just rolled down my street what de fugg

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>>138700391
Do you suck dicks?

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missile-launch-guam-idUSKCN1B306P

holy fuck they did it

Ignore it, it's those fucking EXO fags practicing for their new single.

East coast here: there's a bright light in the sky and my electronics and power have failed. Car won't start either.

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>>138698716
You should have listened.

its just a drill nigga

ill take you for a ride in my garbage truck.. oh no. ill take you to the dump, because your my queen... take you up town show the sights you know you wana ride on my garbage truck.. truck truck truckk..

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>>138698716
All your repliers aren't trustworthy it's unworthy being on 4chan you know not tomorrow or how your night will even end yet! Will you dream and of what?

>>138700672
You're a cool guy anon

Wendy's chef here. I've just been ordered to the bunker as one of the pre-selected survivors or something. What does this mean? Can I bring my lambo?

>>138700812
Do those fat 1 inch nipples your gf has count?

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HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

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>>138701151

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>>138698716
go to the best Korea

>>138698716
They've spotted you. Come back to Sweden, Achmed.

>>138698716
>>138699260
x doubt

>>138699901
this

>>138698716

Can confirm am texas, my skin is boiling off and my eyes are seeing the nuclear mushrooms as i type this, i can't even see what im typing with my boiling fingers anymore but i trust what is left of my keyboard to guide me through these trying last few moments of life.

>>138698716
Practice drills.

Go to sleep.

>>138701730
anglin spotted in worst korea

>>138698716

If there is any room in the bunker, please save Girls Generation. Thank you.

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Uatu here, where'd the fuck Earth go? Please don't tell my boss I looked away

>>138700300
first i heard rustling. then it turned into a steady slapping noise. then i realized it was coming from my lap so i jumped up and looked down and i was masturbating and i didn't even realize it. i've been hearing this sound everywhere i go. have i been masturbating on the public transit? what's happening, /pol/?

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>>138701730
imhotep

Just got off the phone with my korean gf and said the sirens are going and they are getting out of the city

I just farted and it smells.

>>138699901
Kek

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>>138698716
Burn chinks, burm.

Kim Dong Chong forever!

>>138698716
I'm in Phoenix and nothing is happening. Nothing ever happens...

>>138700420
What's redditt?

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>>138700300
A desk fan and my ferrets being assholes in their cage.

Seoul anon here. Was mildly spooked, turned out to be a practice drill.

Just gotta cryptic message from my uncle at Nintendo. All it said was "Tora Tora Tora"
WTF is going on in Japan?

>>138703574
The Phoenix Lights tho....

I'm in Japan right now and I can hear bikes revving and guys screaming "Rider Kick!" really fucking loud.
This may be the end.

I'm in Guam and we're hearing a loud Korean man screaming on a loudspeaker about preparing our anuses

I'm in berlin near the synagoge and the goyim alarm is ringing.
D-do they know?

>>138698716
Guys, im in a secret moon base where we train super soldiers and test experimental technologies deemed to super duper for Area 51 and im seeing at the Earth and litting up. What did you guys do down there?

Chiming in from the center of the hollow earf with the 4th dimensional pedophile aliens, its all good down hur.

Just an update the Yakuza have taken to the street and are rolling their Rs like crazy. This doesn't look good.
#prayforjapan

rural indian reservation fag here, yea my uncle works for the north korean cia and told me to get out of my town

>>138700525
Is your door open or closed?

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>>138698716

Your Seoul is mine!

Kim Jong Un just called me and said "it's happening."

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BREAKING NEWS!

NUKES HEADING TOWARDS SEOUL!

>>138698716

>not knowing that us/sk military are doing training excercises this week
>being this stupid

and they say gooks are smart

>>138704620

Those damn antomic bombs

People are panicking in Odaiba because the new Gundam isn't up yet they're fucked.

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>>138698716
good luck

>>138698716
KYS. Its the annual North Korea attack drill that the military is running.

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>>138698716
>>138699260
>I work as a contractor at an undisclosed Air base in NSW and we got a call 5 minutes ago to prepare 60% of our aircraft for scrambling.

>time to on chinese cellphone firmware hacking memeboard

australias finest

>>138698716
I'm in the ISS and we're seeing flashes of light below. Oh God, I don't know if anyone down there is able to read this, but just know we're praying for you.

>>138705137
read this as ISIS and lold

>>138704620
What game is this?

>>138705250

E D F
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>>138705250

Warhammer40k

>>138705250
>>138705374

Sorry meant Earth Defense Force

>>138701869
god bless

>>138700300

Fan and some birds

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>>138700300
my neighbor watching john wick

he watches it every few days

i've gotten used to it

Live on mountain, yaks say loud flashes to the east and baaaa

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>>138705728

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>>138700300
/ausfag/ here
I hear the sounds of literally everything trying to kill me at once.

>>138705912
yaks say you have many pictures of boys on your computer

UK here, I hear the call to prayer

>>138703641
Only acceptable answer

Just woke up from a scary dream, it's happening lads.

>>138701743
Top kek that photo

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I'm in the train but it's not going choo choo!

Help

Currently high up in the mountains now, I heard the eagle's call. Wtf is going on?!

>>138699592
Erst wenn die Wolken schlafen gehen
Kann man uns am Himmel sehn
Wir haben Angst und sind allein
Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein

>>138702447
it is right behind you, ya bald dipshit

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Guys my dog got in to the garbage and keeps growling at me when I try to clean it up. I can't believe it's come to this

Delta Force Marine Seal pilot stationed in area 51 here, I'm hearing scooter raid sirens and we've just been ordered to mount our UFOs.
IT'S HAPPENING.

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>>138700300
In Toronto, all I hear is sirens and the occasional bat.

Sitting atop ayers rock here my uncle just told me to gather a bundle of our sharpest sticks its happening HERE

Based Niggra in Detroit here, i just a cave beast walk down the street and not get lynched.

ITS HAPPENING

>>138710818
Bad BAD boy!

>>138698716
KKona

>>138698716
the dude in the back is grabbing an imaginary booby

>>138703641
xd nice le answer fellow reddit army

>>138700448
Boy Scout here, my entire troop was just scrambled for an emergency air drop on the DMZ.