What will you do when my people arrive?

MODDDSSS!!

>>138677950
Donmt care what kind of technology you have motherfucker, I will fuck you up

your squishy alien face is no match for a good swing of the fist

>>138677950
ayyy lmao

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>>138677950

rub my human balls on your alien head you stupid fuck

>>138677950
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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>>138677950


>talk to average human
>durr they havent made contact cuz theyre peaceful n could kill us in instant


>not true
>no contact cuz ayes are pussies

>advanced quickly
>peaceful planet
>no bloodshed
>asia was born in bloodshed
>europe was born in bloodshed
>africa
>india
>humanity was born in bloodshed
>evolution lead them to great scientific break throughs
>evolution lead us to murdering anything that tries us wrong

fuck with us you alien faggot pussies

>>138677950

PARTY NIGGA WOOOOOO SPACE NAZI UFO PARTY

>>138677950
Aid you in the extermination of mankind.

>>138679128
>didnt read your post
>that image though
I audibly kekd

>>138679128
I would love to see ETs actually come to Earth and oppose humans. You'd be extinct with a thought you little primitive, self-absorbed ape.

>>138678869

... Anon you'd just be walking toward it still
>360 degrees is a full spin and you'll just be facing the same direction afterwards

Summer must be upon us. Fuck off newfag

>>138677950
Fug some alien pussy

>>138679464
sauce

>>138677950
Leave. We are full. Us and the dolphins have a good thing with the humans going here. We are the digitimals.

Good checkums

>>138677950
If you have hot bitches for me to fuck then I'm gonna fuck them, otherwise gtfo my planet.

>>138677950

Same shit, you're already here anyway.

Stop sticking things in my butt though

>>138679637

>being this new
It's infuriating

>>138679578
Obvious Grey shill

Watch a little movie called Independence day, or Alien, and see what happens to your kind faggot

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Continue to reclaim the holy land

>>138677950
call you a faggot and tell you to go back to rêddit

>>138680184
>Independence Day
Boy it sure is convenient that extra-solar alien tech works with Silicon Valley programming languages!

>Alien
You do know that in the actual Alien canon the Xenomorphs destroy Earth, making it uninhabitable for humans for over a century (if I remember the time frame correctly) right?

They're already here and have already done begun manipulaxxz ting the human genome, they really don't like white women. They see them as extremely aggressive and resistant to training, so fat positivity and extremist feminism to make them completely incapable of normal, functional romantic relationships.

Why would anyone actually genocide white men besides people who want to run the human race into the ground with dysgenics?

>>138677950
DELETE THIS NOW

>>138677950
Prepare your anus-equivalent. Lube and tentacle-cuffs inbound.
>>138679578
Purging will commence immediately, Grey scum.

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>>138680561
DELETE THIS GREYSCUM

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>>138677950
Ask why you would abduct me, leave evidence, but don't let me talk to you?

>>138679876
It's from the new X-FIles

>>138677950
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>138679578
Do you realize the scope of the universe?
the vastness of space? the emptiness of eternity?

how rare water is

how rare life is

no alien with any sort of empire beyond hivemind insect aliens would just blow up this goldmine in the most dramatic use of the term that I can.

not only, if there are limited alien races whichever race that digs its culture into us on first contact will have a lasting impact forever.

youre imagining a world destroying laser beam
or death star


we're holding the earth hostage with our own nukes from our own people. you dont think we'll wipe an entire continent away if it meant nuking an invading army ?

picture USA vs vietkong

we coulda nuked them to shit (alien laser beam ) but they had shit we wanted or innocents so we had to march through.

>guns were better
>men were better trained
>smarter

the vietkong had
>numbers
>it was victory of death
>disease immunity
>home base advantage

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>>138677950

Great you with respect and hope you teach us what you know.

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>>138677950
Nothing.

>>138679464
Uh dude, youre freaking me out a little my man, these greys really get under my skin, since i was a kid.

Recently i had a very detailed dream where under some complex circumstances first contact was made, and i was trying to hide from these guys or whatever. Anyways they found me, there was a group of humans and two greys, one male and one female. The male seemed to be wearing human clothing, a hoodie with the hood up. I can still feel the recoil of seeing his face and long neck up close, like seeing a human dual amputee. He reached his hand out to shake mine, I shook his hand out of pure fear. The shock of his appearance faded, but i was still terrified. Then the shorter female grey placed her hand on ours, the sense of reassurance and calm was so strong that it woke me up to a heave cold sweat.

I do not have distinct memorable dreams like this very often. That image you posted puts me under great distress, fake or not.

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>>138681898

>>138678869
wtf lol u wood just be fasing the same way wtf XD

>>138677950
Meme and shitpost

>>138677950
>tfw there are aliens RIGHT NOW lurking on this board

>>138680174
Getting baited this hard. I expect more from auscunts, are you the lone abo on 4chan?

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>>138677950

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>>138677950
Offer my services as chief exterminator just so long as they kill me last.

>>138679464
The fuck is this

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>>138677950
*ayyy lmao

>>138677950
>Ayy LMAOs
>white

>>138682479

There has been for years.

We told them to crash on the moon though, and they actually did it.

Absolute madmen.

>>138677950
GAS THE XENOS GALACTIC WAR NOW

>>138677950
That's an old saying of /pol/ .
Fuck off space nigger.

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>>138677950
I'll gut you niggers like so many fish

>>138682058
That one just looks fake as fuck, doesnt weird me out at all. The way they looked in my dream, so emotional and human, yet not, it sends chills down my spine. No weird head shape, or deformed face. Just pale skin, long neck, dark eyes, the male was at least 7 ft. Inhuman but beautiful, far more terrifying than some deformed monster.

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>>138677950
They're already here and they're sided with the Globalists/Deep state so they can take over the planet once their agenda is complete.

Don't be fooled by the psyops, there's no hippie aliens coming to save you.

>>138683985
it was real

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>>138679637
NEWFAG!

>>138677950
>What will you do when my people arrive?

Send you refugees

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>>138677950
https://twitter.com/TrumInTheNorth/status/899793901724336130

>>138682479
Yeah, Mexicans.

:^)

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>>138677950
fuck off space niggers. we are full
unless you got 3.14 QT alien whores
then i would take 3

>>138681023
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.

You could come here it just has to be legally.

>>138683985

You weren't dreaming.

>>138678717
You fuckers never cease to amaze me
Long live Australia

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>>138684520

>>138684520
Thats the biggest bait copypasta on the internet

and you ate it up

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>>138677950
I wonder if the alien poster was the alien himself, and was like fuck the system I'm going to 4chan.

>>138684520
Aww first time seeing that one? Its a classic.

>>138684865
>>138684975
how does it feel to be new

The fact that looking at this
>>138682645
Bothers me less than looking at this
>>138679464
Seriously worries me

>>138677950
state your intention!?

>>138677950
Shoot to kill and steal the tech.

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>>138684520
fucking newfag

>>138677950
How many fps can you see?

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>>138677950
OP, Pleiadian Aryan here, I need a ride back to Aldebaran. Been stuck here since '74, help a honky out.

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>>138684520
>not being trained in gorilla warfare
*grunts*

Shoot your ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DyMJH2Ws6o

>>138684643
Considering the whole first contact, resistance, and events leading up to our meeting were part of my dream, i just cant remember them in detail, yeah, i was dreaming.
Im not some schizo, your weak attempts at further creeping me out just make me feel more grounded in reality.

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Hey, I've been to the moon. I've met your kind.

>>138677950
unite the world of men against a common enemy
get rekt faggot

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>>138677950
I will be happy to welcome our interstellar cousins
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_aliens

Gas the grays. Space war now!

>>138677950
>arrive
How do you have a concept of them if they haven't arrived already? You think itll be like some movie and they'll show up at the white house?

>>138679578
Just what a earth nigger would say. Always dreaming of conquest because of little dick syndrome.

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>>138677950
I always wanted to fuck an alien, I don't care if it's illegal or if it causes a war that will end with humanity, I somehow will find a way to fuck and alien, and yes, it will be rape, it's the only way.

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>>138685818
>Gas the grays. Space war now!
beautiful

>>138677950
Tell them to " Fuck off, we're full!"

I like the aliens but we're not ready to contact them yet.

>>138684520
kek
>>138684865
>>138684975
fucking retards

>>138677950
i will see your penis

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>>138679464

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>>138681319
>that reddit spacing
cringe
now that aside
i uderstand your reasoning.
even with 1000 that can carry 1000 alien soldiers each that would only make up to 1.000.000 aliens invading the entire world
we have around 7.4 billion humans on the planet.
even if you count only the ones that theoretically "fight" it would be around 50% of the population
we are talking 3.7 billion humans vs 1million aliens
they would have to kill more than 3700 for each alien that died.
that is insane in terms of numbers.
even if they nuke the main cities. a "war" genocide on this scale would be imposible to carry
if aliens want to exterminate us they should do poandemic.
they would just need to release a pathogen that spreads very easily and that has 100% lethality rate. then its gg.

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>>138685267
Don't get shot down next time, you faggot.

>>138684520
Newfag found.
This Pasta was used on Nasioc forums 10 years ago.

>>138677950
How hot are your women?

>>138677950
Depends if you free us from the corrupt Elite... Mr Alien.

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>>138684520
wp anon, you got em good
xDDDDD AHAHAHHA LOLOLOL

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They're not sending their best and brightest, folks. They just aren't. They are probing anuses, they are abducting cattle and I assume some of them are good ayys. We're gonna build a force field to keep the ayys out and the ayys will pay for it.

Believe me, I know force fields. It will be the biggest, best force field within 10,000 light years. It will make the force field they have on Tau Ceti E look like it's made out of Legos. And after we build the force field we are sending every ayy that is here illegally back to their homeworld. It's time to make Earth great again.

I spoke to their leader, their head guy the other day, and he said "President Trump, you can't build a force field and we certainly aren't paying for it." You know what I said to him? I said "Draxzlor, the force field just got 10 miles higher."

>>138677950
Sell you lots of scarfs, snoods and high collar shirts. Hats too.

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>>138677950
I probably put my face in my own ass

>>138679637
do a 180 and moonwalk away

>>138684520
Nice double bait.

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