You have his powers for 24 hours and 24 hours only. What do you do?

>>138668262
make anime real

>>138668262
reverse time

>>138668262
Slide thread, not politics, sage

>>138668262
Prove there's no gold in Fort knox and expose the federal reserve

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Fly around the world to reverse time and, knowing the mistakes Dahnald will make, I will claim what is rightfully mine.

The delegates.

>>138668262
destroy Israel.

>>138668262
Kill Soros, Hillary and Merkel with my ejaculations.

Exterminate all male homosexuals, transexuals, and tumblrsexuals.

Lesbians are okay though.

>>138668610
Oh Jesus fuck off. That shit was so fucking stupid. Spin the earth back to go back in time? Dumb.

>>138668262
Keep in mind that Superman is actually faster than The Flash.
Id spend 2 hours gathering up all the jews in America and dropping them in Israel. 2 more hours deporting all tge mexicans too. That leaves me 20 hours to grope, shark and x-ray vision all the hottest bitches in the country. Then I would jerk off facing Mecca and blow the Kaaba into splinters. Oh yea, most of congress half the supreme court and the entire 9th circuit would "disappear"(into a volcano) as well.

>>138668262
Lose to batman

Fuck boi pucci

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>>138668262
Kill every person in Britain.

>>138669004
not really wise to reduce male population that much

>>138668856
The only good answer in this thread.

Grab an asteroid and drop it on the planet to cause a global crisis. I'd probably drop it on Israel.

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>>138668262
Find a nice wom-

>>138669814
Trannies only make up a significant portion of the population in Brazil and Thailand. Everywhere else, they're like less than 1% of the male population.

>>138668262
fly to north korea, take their nukes, fly away, start dropping bombs wherever i want

>>138668262
liberate south india from the corrupt and undeveloped northerners

>>138668262
i fly to all gay clubs and blow all penise :D
than i kill all stupid people on earth ( 70-90 % )

>>138668262
Find a military/paramilitary organization and offer to do an otherwise impossible job for them if they give me several million dollars.

>>138670112
themoreyouknow.wav

>>138668262
fly right into the core of this Earth, exploding it Invincible style. Spend the next 23 hours and 50 minutes floating around space if I survive

gas isreal with my super farts, spin backwards to reverse time as needed, destroy every nigger/liberal infested city

>>138669053

prove it wont work

>>138668262
Kill all the gays and the faggots.

>>138668856
No. Destroy the entire Middle East and U.S. West Coast

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Find pic related and ask to not kill me!

impregnate every white woman on earth with my super semen

>>138669064
Those were charity, Clark.

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>>138668262
burn all the Jews with my eye

>>138670620
/thread

Throw that thing Muslims worship into space. Then destroy Israel's walls. Maybe I'd do something about North Korea if I had time.

>>138668262
Dismantle the Pentagon
Kill all neocons and kikes like Soros

>>138669004
Lesbians arent ok, that was the crack in the window they used in the 90s to normalize all of the faggot shit in the first place.
T. Oldfag

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Eat every burger in burgerland.

>>138668262
Kill every Marxist and leftist activist and professor

fly to Japan, rape as many girls as I can, then fly back to America before powers wear off

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>>138668262
>Fly circles backwards until its December of 1941
>Use laser vision to blow a 20 mile wide hole in Soviet defenses around Moscow. Pick up Joseph Stalin while he's meeting with his commanders, grab him by the neck and flick his face with my finger, crushing his skill into a red mist that sprays all over the room
>tell the russkies to make peace in Russian
>fly over to Britain, demolish all factories I see, fly into 10 downing street, grab Churchill, fly him into parliament, grab his head between my fingers and pinch, popping his brains like a gusher
>say "make peace with the Germans" and fly away
>go to USA, destroy the almost completed Oak Ridge facility
>grab Roosevelt out of his wheel chair, swoop on over to congress, fly up to the top of the dome and spike him on the floor like a football
>shout "stay the fuck out of European wars"
>Fly to shipyardsat Norfolk and then San Diego, pick up Naval vessels, toss them into outer space. Fly to Guadalcanal, pick up pacific fleet, fly each ship to Blohm & Voss works in Hamburg, set them down in the harbor, crinkle their guns shut and break off their rudders.
>Fly to Berlin, zoom up to Hitler, give em one of the ole' salutes and tell him what I've done, explain my situation, ask to join the reich
>Accepted in, my 24 hours is up, back to being mortal
>Nazis end up actually being bad guys and ship me off to the gas chamber for being too dangerous to keep alive.

>>138668262
Destroy all the world's nukes. WW3 would be pretty fun.

>>138670651
civic nationalist detected

>>138668262

Annihilate everyone not a christian and a American.

Do not underestimate Superman's strength and speed.

>>138668262
End humanity save for a select group. End all our troubles, and allow us to achieve our true destiny among the stars.

>>138671502
>tell the russkies to make peace in Russian
You're a fucking idiot. Hitler attacked first in spite of treaty

>>138668770

Oh dear lord. He has gathered the skelegates already?

>>138671440
With the dwindling population of women in Japan, you'll have 19 hours left. What else will you do?

Dig a huge ass moat at the northern border of Mexico and connect both oceans

Then I destroy the middle east

Then I go flying around the UK and I help the police put all the knives in bins

>>138671953

Oh man. Just saw filename. I thought I was being so clever.

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>>138670614

The earth is flat. QED

>>138670850
That's right, Superman is the good guy.

I'd make the world flat

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>>138671950
You are either at war or at peace. I didn't say who attacked who. The Russians could be the attacked and still sue for peace when they're beaten you stupid fucking niggerfaggot cocksucking piece of human waste.

>>138668262
BUILD THE WALL
GLASS THE MIDDLE EAST
FLY INTO THE SUN AND LET MYSELF DIE HAPPY

>>138668262
destroy isreal, all of africa, china, california, chicango, and nyc

Fly around until I find Wonder Woman lying naked go and fuck the shit out of her because I'm so fast she'll never know.

Clear out the 2 trees in my yard that are getting too big and go somewhere far off for exotic grocery shopping. I would likely irreparably fuck up the human race trying to do anything meaningful.

>>138672163
Its a line from a comic with the Flash and Supes actually needing to figure out who is faster. The Flash can move in attosecond increments according to the canon of that series.

I teach every ordinary people not try to fight a superhero with bare hands or any other humankind weapons. When this idiocity will end? I hate watching this useless fights in Every superhero movies and Tv Shows.

>>138668262
make you take this shitty slide thread to /bant/, thats what id do faggot

sage

>>138672333
also glass all of africa

>>138668262
time manipulation.

>>138672297
>sue for peace
Kek. So basically willingly get exterminated?
Yeah no get fucked faggot Nazi larper. I bet you think the world would be better if the Nazis won you dumb cuck

>>138669703
Go back 30 mins, kill you, then blow up all British mosques.

>>138668262
Genocide all non-whites.

The world returns to the garden of eden.

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>>138668262
Fry every "progressive" politician to ash.
Fry the rest just because.

Cut California loose from the continent, laugh as it sinks.

Turn North Korea into a parking lot. A very radioactive one.

Destroy China's government and military. Leave their populace and manufacturing alone, laugh as it becomes a real economic powerhouse.

Drown India in shit, and laugh as nobody there seems to notice.

Slag Mecca. Smoke a few more Muslim holy sites.

Fuck with Israel, just because.

Remove all humans from Africa.

Force all of the former Soviet Union to be sober for 24 hours, then laugh as they conquer Europe in that time span.

Force Canada to speak French.

Force Mexico to speak English.

Burn a giant cock-n-balls into the moon with the wording "Beat this, Stan!".

Then retire to watch the chaos.

>and 24 hours only.
Someone clearly didn't watch the movies

>>138670715
Cringe

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>>138672551

>>138668262
If you need supernatural powers to do anything, you're a stupid non resourceful nigger. Fuck off.

>>138668262
Kill every single person in africa, all the ghetto nuggets, and burn all sandniggers on the planet

Then I spend the next 24 hours working on making it permanent.

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>>138668770
It been a long time since I've seen a dahnald post

>>138668262
Transfer my powers into myself in 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds.

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>>138668262

I already do, and I do nothing.

>>138668262
Kill off everyone in Africa

Masturbate to anime

>>138668262
fuck Lois Lane

>>138669053
He didn't spin the earth backwards, he flew faster than the speed of light and went back in time.

>>138668856
This. Destroy the Muslim centers of worship. Eradicate mecca. Destroy every mosque in the west. Create canyons around each MLS hit Muslim country. Destroy their military completely. Take out every corrupt person in the US government. Take out Soros. Take out gates. Take our Zuckerberg. Destroy Facebook headquarters. Force Google to change owners, take out old owners. Take out China leadership and North Korea leadership. Find out what's going on in Antarctica.

Fuck. I could go on and on.

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>>138669004
>lesbians

>>138672551
Jesus christ you salty fucking cuntbag, READING COMPREHENSION IS IMPORTANT. LET ME SPELL IT OUT TO YOU:

At the end of the story, the person who thought he was doing good gets gassed by the germans anyway because they're actually THE FUCKING BAD GUYS. ITS A JOKE. I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO GET IT BECAUSE YOU'RE SWISS AND THEREFORE HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR JUST LIKE THE GERMANS, BUT IT'S A JOKE YOU FUCKING HALF-WIT.

>>138668262
Find a way to keep my powers.

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Smoke weed

>>138668262
Destroy D.C.

>>138668262
Destabilize as many governments as I possibly can, starting with North Korea.

>>138673489
>Destroy the Muslim centers of worship
Wow, its fucking nothing. Mecca was sacked and their religious sights defiled about 1100 years ago by a radical shiite sect. You are a retard if you think glassing Mecca would somehow end Islam, its like thinking burning Rome and destroying every church would end Christianity. They would just start rebuilding after your powers ended.

>>138674416
so you will never be written into existence,smart my dude

>>138674530
Better yet, fly to Mecca and send the moon rock back to space.

>>138674572
Calm down, autismo. It takes out their coordination and demoralizes them. Did you notice that I'd also take out their military centers and stop all their sources of arms and funding?
>duurrrrr u fuk wetard
Fucking idiot.

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>>138668262

Go to Mecca.

>>138674647
Washington D.C. islandnigger

>>138674829
Or just say fuck it and kill all the non-whites and then race mixers.

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>>138675244
Glad you felt need to clarify

>>138673626
You sound like a fag

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>>138675532

Low effort, almost nigger reading a book to the class level. At least follow the example of your betters - the eternal swissfag and put your fucking back into it.

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>>138673605
Ummmm... What is that thing?

>>138668262
Steal a nuke and drop it on Mecca.

I would do the same thing that Superman did in the nightmare scene from BvS.
Round up all of the talk show hosts, corporatists, and celebrities, and pull their guts out with my super strength.

>>138668262
Use my super laser vision to wipe out Asia (exclusing japan cos honorary), Africa, North america and South America

kill all jews, commies liberals and everyone in hollywood

set fire to saudi oil fields

trigger Yellowstone

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>>138670050
accurate

>>138676098
>Steal a nuke
I'm fairly certain if you flew high enough and straight back down you could wipe out half of the middle east

>>138668262
Sit on the moon and X-ray telescopic heat vision the Luminerty and ISIS.

>>138668262
fap in outerspace

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>>138668262
Shitpost on 4chan

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DO YOU BLEED??

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>>138668262
https://twitter.com/TrumInTheNorth/status/899793901724336130

>>138669814
Actually I think that would be restoring the natural balance.

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exterminate humanity and put an end to meat-space forever

>>138668262
Devastate global society

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Use my superspeed to make the one day feel like a year or more. Think up my plans, investigate secret papers, go crazy and eventually genocide all non-whites. Imagine everyone's faces when they feel sudden gusts of wind with blood and see exploded bodies all around. I think my superspeed would have killed everyone, though, be it through the sheer pressure of wind or oncoming wrecked weather.
Anyway, I'd fly towards the sun and stand on it right before the time is up so I die vaporized before I can even register pain.

>>138668262
lose against batman.

>>138668770

I had some God-tier Delegates memes on my old phone.

Anyone remember the battle of the Galactigates against the Unconstitutionbots, and the heroic sacrifice of Astronaut Cruz?

>>138668262
>You have his powers for 24 hours and 24 hours only.

Best fap session ever!

>>138668262
The power to bestow power that last longer than 24 hours.

>>138668262

Smoke a bowl. Chill and watch some dragon ball Z

>>138668262
Take out as many Saudi military installations as i can. As much of their leadership as possible along with it.

Be sure to take a quick stop at the three gorges dam, too.

>>138680156

You have his powers...

>The power to bestow power that last longer than 24 hours.

Thats not one of his powers.

?

>>138680053
>not syncing your memes to the cloud

Drain the swamp by force.

vigorously jerk off for 24 hours

>>138668262
kill russian country. take control of it and make it my own democracy then go kill all muslim men before making the females my bitch and using them for reproduction.

>trick muslims into thinking i'm muhammad
>trick the jews and Christians into believing i am a man of gods rage
>kill kim and take north korea as my own.
>move north and south korea near my new kingdom.

>tell the world i gained power from gods rage who contacted me and told me to kill cause

muslims are corrupt and left their homeland

SJW are childs who blame everything on everybody but them self and are lovers of fascism

blacks are parasites who blame all for stupid stuff instead of taking responsibility

mexicans are leeches and only redeeming thing about them is their family views and love for kin.

>done
i will most likely grab the moon and in hand show how powerful i am before putting it back to show you can't fuck with me.

>>138668262
Bring good optics to the Trump administration with my super hero larper type shit, and just be a huge distraction like Batman.

Also, double SS's on the uniform.

>>138680668

Why would this be your choice? I'm not judging Im just asking sincerely.

Superman can fly so fast that he can reverse the spin of the planet. You could easily destroy every Saudi Installation. In well under 24 hours.

But is that it? Are their installations that big of a deal? Aren't they full of weapons bought from the united states?

Throw Soros, Rothschilds, most of the EU aristocracy, 90% of the Democratic Party, a good portion of the Republican Party, the Clintons, Obama, anyone openly identifying as socialist, every gender/feminist/African studies professor, and the hyperliberal portion of California into the sun.

Deport every illegal, build a wall hundreds of feet high. Incinerate Mecca with an asteroid, slaughter every Muslim in every no-go zone across Britain and France. Sweden is a lost cause, just pitch the whole thing into space.

Build myself a nice compound/retreat somewhere in the Pacific Northwest or Montana for when my powers disappear, then spend the rest of the time using my x-ray vision on every woman I see.

It would be the day the world lost 3/4ths of it's population, and 3/4ths of it's burden. And since they'd all be literally thrown towards the sun, there's no need to take care of the sea of bodies.

>>138676042
You are a dense motherfucker aren't you

>>138679773
lol

Gather a decades worth of food, supplies, and entertainment. Prepare a bunker. Capture Scarlett Johannsen. Trigger a nuclear exchange. Watch the world burn.

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>>138672710
Nandato!

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protect American destroyers from collisions

>remove all liberal leaders, destroy media, destroy blm leaders, tell everyone I have ascended to godhood and that this is the power granted to me as a white man who has become fully self aware, remove kebab from europe, rape all spanish and italian women so the next generation will be white and there will be no more arguments about it, destroy north korea

>>138682301
not using the bodies to fertilize your comfy farmlands

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>>138683323
>capture Scarlett Johannsen
Anon, I- I don't know how to tell you this, but. Scarlett Johannsen is a Jew.

>>138683633
Protect German women from being raped by Turk savages.

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DO IT FAGGOT

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>>138684093
This cannot be.

Literally kill every muslim in the entire world and burn LA, SF, and Portland to the ground. Then work on the Liberals and Rothschilds

>>138679966
Kekked and checked

>>138668262
acend from the heavens like a god, announce to all i am the destoyer of heracy.

then proceed to anhilate the muzzie cube while announcing their god is a false god and all worshopers are servants of satan. then proceed to do the same thing to israel.

basically fuck a bunch of shit up, declare a holy war against islam and jews, and people would see me as a literal god and take my message to heart.

then troll the fuck out of them and tell them that the Amish and the Quakers are the closest thing to a perfect way of life.

then go about my life as normal.

>>138681866
His abilities are only good for pure destruction.
I wouldn't fuck with time, even if my powers were related to it directly. The only useful exercise of destruction that would be useful would be military targets. nothing we couldent do if we wanted, and sure the U.S would be immediately blamed. but hey. that's probably why God didnt let individuals have superpowers.

>>138668262
Kill all degenerates and races that I deem Untermensch

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Save the world from the Jews.

Pick up chicks.

>>138688476
Actually, before doing this I'd ascend from the sky and say I'm a god possessing *insert my name here* and I'd say all degeneracy shall be killed and that hell is real, as to instill permanent morals on humanity, then I'd go on my rampage of killing degenerates and Untermensch.

>>138685695
Make sure to tell people you will return in 1 years time and if the people have earth have not done as you instructed you will bring a cataclysm to end all life.

Would go find a habitable planet on alpha centauri and bring a few dozen 11/10's there, breed them with super sperm and then get to work on a new bible.