Top 5 countries that got conquered the fastest

>>138665592
Iraq by America. Help me out here. I'm lazy.

Portugal also managed to be the only country in the world ruled by one of its former colonies.

>>138666054
Britain basically is right now

>>138666159
Muh freedom too stronk

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>>138665592
oh no my feelings

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>>138666054
It was ruled >>from<<, no native brazilian ever ruled over bacalhauland

>>138665592
Future: WWIII Communists invade and conquer M.E and half of EU -> 3 days.

America wins.

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>>138666432
But it's he lying?

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Is. Fuck.

#1 most pathetic battle

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>>138669445

Forgot pic

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>>138669497
Are we posting the greatest battles of the greatest empires now?

>>138669445
>>138669497
The Battle of Manila Bay was pretty pathetic as well.

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>>138669875
I see some butthurt Austrian edited the wiki

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HON
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>>138669445
winning pic

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Alright, time for some classic Italian "warfare".

>no 3

Kek

Here is le Germanic warrior meme for you

>>138665592
He shouldn't have taken the thrown for himself

>>138671138
PRUSSIA, NOT Germany.
Name ONE war that GERMANY has ever won.
...gg

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>>138671085
Wait, there's worse

>>138671329
That's my point

Germanic warrior is the biggest meme in history

Berlin got captured by the Russians BEFaoRE WW2

Were the bitchboys of Europe

>>138671797
Well, Germans were impressive at war from 1866 to 1945
But yeah, from the 1200s to the 1800s they were huge faggots constantly invaded by other countries

>>138671085
That one was (1) not a battle and (2) led on the French side by a Dutchman because the French didn't know where they were.

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>>138665592
>Portugal
>conquered by France

Hmm no sweetie, the frenchies wanted to anex us like they did to Spain and failed. Our royalty wasn't feeling like dealing with such matter's so they took a vacation to the new world, leaving our oldest ally to manage the invasions.
Props to the frogs tho, really impressive empire.

>>138665592
how bout this one?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten-Day_War

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>>138673019
Sorry to mistreat your unwarranted nationalistic ego, Alberto Barbossa, but you're wrong

>Threatened by a humiliating ultimatum from Napoleon, the Portuguese government acceded to most of the demands of the French emperor. Nevertheless, Napoleon ordered Junot to commence the invasion, with the cooperation of three divisions from the Kingdom of Spain.

>Paralyzed by fear and indecision, the Portuguese authorities offered no resistance. Junot occupied Lisbon on 30 November 1807 to find that John and many of the leading families had left for Brazil aboard the Portuguese fleet.

>The French quickly occupied the entire country and appropriated or disbanded the Portuguese army.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Portugal_(1807)

The fact Brits liberated you a year later doesnt negate the fact you got pathetically conquered in 11 days and had your king flee oversea like a coward

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>>138670106
>11 dudes routing a 63k army

>>138673825
Sure I agree the King was coward for running away, but they still ran away to portuguese terratory. And implying that getting help from the Brits is not far game is stupid becuse France had Spain's help to invade.
The fact that we never got anexed is enough to prove that we were never conquered by France. Sure we lost the battle but didn't lose the war.

>>138676454
>The fact that we never got anexed is enough to prove that we were never conquered by France.

No, you autist
Conquest doesnt necessarily end in annexation
Napoleonic France conquered Spain but didnt annex it
Nazi Germany conquered France but didnt annex it
America conquered Japan but didnt annex it

Portugal got conquered by France in 1807 and liberated by Brits in 1808

>>138668913
Nope, America is the greatest country to ever exist.

>>138666054
Shut up monkey.

>>138673019
Bacalhau, ora pois.

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Israel conquered by the World in 2019 (one minute)

>>138678318
Fucking NaziNigger calling me a monkey.

You're probably some dumb portuguese.

>>138677773
If you look at maps of the french empire at the time Spain is controlled by France but Portugal isn't.
If by conquer you mean military ocupation then they only conquered one third of what Portugal was at the time.

>>138680183
>If you look at maps of the french empire at the time Spain is controlled by France but Portugal isn't.

Because it was liberated by Brits shortly after
Look at a 1807 map and Portugal is controlled by France too

>>138674318

Those national ideas are too broken.

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LOL
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_San_Jacinto#Legacy

>Because it was liberated by Brits shortly after
You say it has if it wasn't a mutual effort, half if not more of those troops where portuguese.

>>138682622
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