Why do Americans keep falling for the lottery jew?

Because poor people have little hope in life to be rich and don't mind spending a few dollars a week on the hope they'll be the one to hit the jackpot.

Lots of poor people and a potential way out of their misery. I play lotto, too. I won 30k Euros once.

Paying a dollar to release endorphins to help distract from financial hardship is worth it for some people. Others are content with smokes and drinks. The bad off ones go to casinos to get their fix.
>inb4 fags imply being poor = being stupid
Most people understand how shitty the odds are, but that isn't the point of buying the lotto ticket, anyway.

>>138648827
Because they're dumb schmucks.

>>138648827
Niggers mostly. Some white trash. I saw a dune coon buy a bunch one night. Some rationalize it as helping schools.

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>>138648827

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>spend a few bucks on a tiny chance to win ungodly amounts of money
>also a fair portion of it goes to funding charities/education/other shit like that
I fail to see the issue

>>138648827
Because they don't teach us math or stats good

>>138648995
and what did you do with that 30k? turned it into 250k i hope

im not going to share with anyone of you when i win

>>138649254
Bcuz yall dumb crackas tryin b rich wit niggas money emoji emoji emoji

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YOU CAN'T WIN IF YOU DON'T PLAY

>>138649409
i keked at that pic

I'll buy a ticket now and then when the mood strikes. Maybe 3 or 4 times a year. Won 6k a few years ago.

>>138649409
Thank you for making Maine part of Pepe country

>>138648827
It's only a problem for people when they spend tons of money on it. Buy a ticket once a week and hope you win. Anything more is stupid.

>>138649887
once a week is even excessive ...
i only play when the lotto is super huge like the 700mil one

People want to not worry about finances, anon.

Lottery gives them hope.

Although, to be completely fair, it isn't hard to be rich. You can get there relatively quickly if you follow three rules.

1. Recognize an opportunity to make money and pounce on it.

2. Always make sure the risk is less than the reward.

3. A moral man will never be rich. Friends, family, and faith will keep you poor forever. If you remove these obstacles or are prepared to lose them you will grow.

Many people, amazingly enough can't do the third rule.

Criminals fail at the second.

Idiots fail at the first.

If you follow all three though? You will be rich very, very quickly.

>>138650096
>>138649887
There are people that pay around 3 dollars for a Starbucks coffee everyday and you're saying one or two dollars a week for a lottery ticket is excessive?

However, I'm not sure about scratchers. I feel like people find it easier to overspend on scratchers than tickets

>>138649537
Lol nigger please go print up some dirt cookies

>>138650435
If 3 is true then how come all those billionaire smucks like BIll Gates, act like moral saints?

>>138649409
This is a common misconception. When a state introduces a lottery and says it's paying for education, people think that all that money is being added to the budget already allocated to education. The reality is they take the new lottery money and put it toward education and then take whatever they were using before and use it for other budget items.

>>138651044
because who wants to be outed as immoral? you wouldnt be able to walk out the house without someone wanting to kill you then...
>>138650525
true, but at least you get coffee, even if its over priced covfefe

>>138650435
Lmao shut the fuck up you're not rich.

>Gambling.

God is dead.

>>138648995

That could buy you a small apartment here in Poland. Damn.

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>>138648827
what do you expect from people who voted in an angry orange peel?

>>138650435
>1. Recognize an opportunity to make money and pounce on it.

>idiots fail at the first

fuck ill never be rich

>>138648982
Additionally, they don't even spend their own money to do so.

>>138648827
Because it's 700 fucking million.

I mean I wouldn't play it, but that's pretty fucking enticing

>>138648827
>implying playing one or 2 quickpicks every other drawing is bad after the odds surpass the payout

>implying the lotto ever gets recognition until it passes 400mil

>implying op isnt a wage cuck who cant stop blowing money at not pulling at clubs

>implying investing in cryptobeanshitcoins isnt just as fucking retarded

>>138652305

Nigga thatll get you a full house here

>>138651333
I fail to see the problem here.

Lottery is the stupid tax, to be sure. My wife loves the one where you win 5k/month for the rest of your life (for some reason). I let her buy a ticket when she fills up her car (I count it as a fill-up I don't have to do).

1>it's the fucking stupid tax
2>I'm low-end comfy--retired at 42 with money coming in until death comfy, florida island comfy
3>poor ppl should never buy lottery tix, makes me sad when I see them doing so.

Poorfags--for slightly more, you can get into a C.D. and actually have something in the future that you and your children can build on! I was born poor too!

>>138649509
nah, I bought a car and never won anything again. kek

>>138648995
Most people that get multi million dollar jackpots pretty much end up bankrupt and hated by their own family

>>138650435
>always make sure the risk is less than the reward

What a stupid fucking armchair financial guru you are. If there is less risk to the reward then you might as well be a wage cu-
>3. A moral man will never be rich
Lol, have fun trying to bring a feast to the table when no one will contribute to it. Lets just disregard the fact that the rich overwhelmingly contribute to society beneficially, donate, have strong familial ties, contribute the most to private education, contribute the most to the church (timexcost benefit analysis) and create empires for their families

This is some house of Saudi level of edge my dude

>>138653285
This. Well, at least that's the case in my Midwest cornfield.

>>138653779
>bought a car
I legit want to cry for you, Germanon... You could have pulled your entire bloodline out of the multicult with that infusion and half-intelligent management.

I'm win babby. And by that alaskian fishing boat. And putt up and down the coast. and a pipe, i need a pipe.

Can't play if you don't win.

>>138653550
Getting people to vote for lotteries is easier when they say it's going to education than government employee salaries. Move the money around and it's the exact same thing.

It also gives a really wrong picture about just how much money education gets and what it gets spent on.

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Rate my numbers. Cost me 14€

The lottery has completely ruined my life. I have spent thousands on tickets. I have also taken out dozens of payday loans. My original plan was to hit it big and then pay off the loans. The big win never came. Today I'm getting constant calls from the loan companies asking for their money back. I have literally no money left. It won't be that much longer until everyone I know finds out. This will probably be the last drawing that I will ever be able to play.
The reason I play the lottery is because it is my only chance to live a good life. I live in the middle of nowhere so there is no business opportunity. I don't want to slave away for 40 years for ten dollars an hour. Also winning the lottery will probably be my only chance to get a gf.
This year alone I've spent over twenty thousand dollars. My biggest win was 250 dollars.
IF YOU ARE LIVING A GOOD LIFE DON'T PLAY THE LOTTERY. It will just ruin your life.
I will keep playing until somebody matches all numbers and the jackpot resets. If I don't win I will have no choice but to kms.
I live in Ohio. If you see on the news that the winner wasn't in southern rural Ohio just assume that I'm dead.

>>138654054
No shit what a retard.

>not betting 20k on Trump
>not putting money into stocks during the rally
>not putting money into bitcoin when it was at 250$

>now bank acc is only 250$ when it could be 250K$+

I can go on with the list but it's enough for me, is it time for the noose?

Because it is the least intelligent way to get rich.

>>138654904
>eu flag
Yeah just end your misery

>>138654850
i---i....i didn't want to call him names, anon. That car is prolly a 3 series bmw from 2002 at this point. SAD!

Even gambling is better than lottery.

>>138654904
Next time better, it is a numbers game.

>>138654557
Jesus, dude, just stop. Payday loans nearly cucked me several years ago, but I cleaned up my act when I realized I was about to lose my apt. Stopped paying em, and they haven't even found me yet.

The lottery is my favorite charity. I have no idea where the money goes, but it makes me feel good.

>>138654904
i know that feeling, I had 20 BTC back when it was at 20 fucking dollars as I was leaving for college
I got talked out of mining and buying 100 with all the money I had saved in high school

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>>138648827
in my state the $ goes toward education. playing is a moral obligation and tax deductible

>>138648827
There are worse things you can spend your money on, like $6 beer or tipping 15%.

Anyways, I have a $50 pre-paid card I need to spend before October, I'll get two tickets.

>>138648995
JIDF trying to keep the goyim playing the lotto I see

>>138655503
I owe almost fifth thousand. But my job only pays about 30 to 50 dollars a day. I have literally no way to pay them off. They won't stop calling. If my family finds out I'm so screwed. I know they will find out soon enough.
My plan is still to win. I don't even need to win the 700 million. I'd be perfectly fine with winning the million dollar prize. That would be enough to make me live a somewhat decent life.
The only thing of value I own is my car. Probably worth three thousand. But I need it because I live in the middle of nowhere. I need it to go buy more tickets.
Seriously if I don't win death will be the only way to get out of this mess.

>>138648827
>>138649139
Even then, it really is 1 in 63 chance or so to break even.

>>138648827

Because someone wins. Might not be you ever but someone who played will win so why not put your name in the bucket for the shot?

Both my grandparents made over 100k a year and they still played just for fun of watching the numbers get drawn.

>>138654557
>>138656040
See how much you'll have to spend to win.

http://graphics.latimes.com/powerball-simulator/?nl=upshot&em_pos=large&emc=edit_up_20160113

>>138648827
It's a tax on stupidity that I fully support. Only way to improve it would be to allow the idiots to buy a tickets with their welfare checks.

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>>138648827
I did the odds once. Even with the shitty 33% return, it is actually worth it WHEN the top prize goes above about 450 million. This takes into account that you ONLY get 1/2 what they say (lump sum payout), and THEN the government takes 30%+ in taxes on the STATE RUN LOTTO.

So thanks for jacking up the prize for me suckers! Otherwise it's the worst investment ever.

>>138650525
People who pay $3 or more a day on coffee are every bit as stupid as those that buy lotto tickets... they're just more classy.

>>138656385
You don't understand I have literally no other way to make so much money. This is my only chance. Stocks take 30 years to make you rich. I need fifty thousand dollars before the end of the month just to pay off my loans.
I also want to live the good life. After all I do deserve it after everything I've been through. I don't need hundreds of millions. Just a few million and I'll be set for life. Tell me how else I can make a couple million besides the lottery.

>>138653787
Yep. But then, any money destroys friends/family, I've seen several ripped apart over inheritance. The key is to not let anyone know you have it, lawyer up right away and only talk to a select few, refer everyone else to the lawyer. 350 million (after taxes), you can afford to put a good bulldog lawyer on permanent retainer. Then go get one of the best accountants you can find, and start structuring the money into trusts, and some into investments. Have enough available to live well, but not enough to throw houses and cars at people (and they WILL beg for them). That way, if people beg, you can honestly say "It's all tied up, sorry".
I'd probably set aside 5 mill or so in a family trust, and have it invest heavily so it grows, and put a small list of people on a monthly income from it. Not enough to live on, but enough to make their lives better. Set up some educational trusts, too.
Then, I'd disapear for a while. Go buy a remote island or something, and figure out what I'm going to do with the rest of my life. $350 million is an instant ticket to the 1% world, if you play it right, and invest and grow it - and start moving a lot of it offshore.

>>138655503
Bullshit. Payday loan companies are basically the mob, there's no fucking way they can't find you. Stop larping, faggot.

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>>138651333
Triple trips of truth.

It's called "fungible budgeting" They always say it will fund some bleeding heart bullshit but then cut the EXISTING funding for that program. The end result is ALWAYS an increase to the GENERAL fund.

Reagan did this to fund the Contras even though it was illegal at the time. He gave them millions in food, medical supplies, and other "non weapons" help. The Contras then used all the money they saved on weapons. At one time they got some much free shit they were trading it directly for weapons.

I play the lotto once a year. It's to remind myself I'm an American and deserve a tax on my stupidity for still living here.

>>138657095
>Not financing a great Whites-Only survival redoubt self-sufficient society innawoods

>>138657220
It's possible they haven't tried to collect yet but you're right. They WILL come after him at some point.

>>138657776
>not influencing politics, having 20 children, and becoming the VOLK carrier mega family empire to fight the Rothschilds and the other subversives

>>138658124
You're right, my idea would only attract low-lifes, Jews and federal drone strikes

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>>138656981
>After all I do deserve it after everything I've been through.

Stop thinking like an entitled brat. You deserve it as much as anyone else who buys a ticket.

>>138648827

Name something you can spend $1-$2 on and have equal or better odds and equal or better payout.

>>138648827
You could save up $100 per year, meaning you'll have lived in completely poverty all your life with nothing to show for it but an almost empty bank account.
OR!!!
You could spend it on lottery tickets, giving you a non-0 chance to make enough money to bootstrap yourself into a legitimate career that will allow you to own a house and have a family.

>>138658562

>if i only had money i could own a business
The fuck do you think banks are for nigger?
>they want a business plan
Fucking white people oppressing you n sheeeeit.

>>138658885
t. underageb&.

>>138654557

>I have zero self control or money management skills so you shouldn't do X because I managed to make a colossal fuckup of myself doing it.

Maybe you should avoid staircases because skateboarders have permanently disfigured their testicles on them trying to look cool.

Or just kill yourself.

>>138654054
>half-intelligent management.
I have $25k sitting in a mutual fund with Legg-Mason doing shit. What should i do with it?

>>138658885
Banks don't finance start ups unless you have a job and AAA credit.

I don't play lotto but no one is going to miss a few bucks by playing and if you win (Almost impossible) you've made it financially

YA GOTTA BE IN IT TA WIN IT ! ! ! ! !

>>138658315
I've spent thousands and it's completely ruined my life by not winning. I deserve it more than some successful person already living a good life. I see pictures of rich celebrities buying tickets. They definitely don't deserve to win.
>>138659390
Yes I have zero control. I'm just trying to warn people that if they are living a good life with no finance trouble then they shouldn't play. It will most likely bring them nothing but trouble and addiction. Leave the lottery to people like me. Our lives depend on winning.

>>138648827
It costs $4 per week to play the Powerball lottery and imagine that you're not doomed to spend the rest of your life living around niggers and working jobs you hate.

It's a hell of a lot cheaper cure for existential dread than a psychologist.

>>138648827
It's the only chance at being wealthy most people will ever have.

Then they'll blow it all in <5 years and be poor again.

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>>138652477

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I know a guy who spends 40$ a week on lottery tickets then turns around and wonders why he's fucking poor.

Stoner too, no surprise.

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>>138650435
>People want to not worry about finances, anon.
>Lottery gives them hope.
>Although, to be completely fair, it isn't hard to be rich. You can get there relatively quickly if you follow three rules.
>1. Recognize an opportunity to make money and pounce on it.
Hurr durr you see money go get it!

>2. Always make sure the risk is less than the reward.
Hurrr durr make sure it's not risky!

>3. A moral man will never be rich. Friends, family, and faith will keep you poor forever. If you remove these obstacles or are prepared to lose them you will grow.
Hurrr durrr be a criminal and fuck your family!

This is what a trust fund baby looks like. Totaly bullshit. Knows nothing about making money because life always gave it to him.
He has no sense of reality and never will. So he spouts off platitudes and will lie that his entire life was handed to him because "I worked my ass off!" lol.

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>>138654557
>I have also taken out dozens of payday loans. My original plan was to hit it big and then pay off the loans. The big win never came. Today I'm getting constant calls from the loan companies asking for their money back.
You don't have to pay back payday loans anon. It doesn't matter if they send you fake court documents and shit.

It's a scam and most DA offices in most States call them loan sharks.

If you can get some more, I say do it. Just make sure you swich banks before they bounce at your bank because it will be hard to get a new bank.

Way out of misery besides suicide.

>>138648827
Nigga I got 40 dollas riden on dis shit. Muh kids ain't eaten nutin but fucken nutta buttas unless I win dis shit

>>138654496
Do lotteries outside America get that big too?

>>138654557
>I don't want to slave away for 40 years for ten dollars an hour.


You think you're better than the rest of the normies? kek. Get a job at Target or work the fields like a migrant, slave

>>138664832
Spain has a big yearly lottery thing, but everyone wins something.

>>138656696
In the old days, coffee was for lower class people while tea was for high class people.

>>138664874
Why should I have to work when others get to live great lives all because they were born to wealthy families? I'm not saying that I'm better than normies, I just don't want to waste my life doing something I hate. Lottery is my only chance to have it made,
>>138663788
I have no intention of paying any loans back if I don't win. If I don't kill myself I'll probably just run away and start a new life somewhere. Even if they do catch me I own nothing of value so what can they do.

>>138648827
>lottery jew
"random jew" is a better name desu

>>138665862
Your attitude is insufferable. Feel free to keep thinking that way rather than making a meaningful change, but stop sharing it with us.

Maybe try crypto.

>>/biz/

>>138666530
I don't even have a negative attitude. I'm not mad that I'm thousands in debt. Honestly I have a good feeling that I will win tomorrow.
It's too late in life for me to make any changes.
I actually tried to do bitcoin back in 2012. But I had no money so I didn't buy anything. Looking back I could have made at least a hundred thousand dollars. Oh well

My philosophy is that whenever I hear of someone winning the lottery in my state it is some podunk place I have never heard of. Every once in a while, when stopping in such a podunk place I've never heard of, I will buy one for the lulz. No worse than spending 1000 hours in paint to turn some niggers wavy hairdo into a rolling sea of sewage.

>>138648827
You're going to be eating that text when I win.

>>138648827
>$2 tickets are a major expense for some
I don't see how buying ONE lottery ticket is that big of a deal.

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>>138648827
>be me
>dont want to spend savings on anything
>go to get some food today
>decide to buy $2 scratch off
>its a dud.. w-.. wait! i forgot to scratch lucky number
>lucky number is 5 and matches a $177 prize
>happy that I have fun money and can do something fun this week
>5 hours later show mom
"thats the lucky number anon. You only win that if you get a lucky 7"


gonna eat some ice cream and fap myself to sleep tonight..... again :(

Everyone's fucking greedy.
Arrogant too. Fuck amerikkkans.

>>138654557
b8
0/10

>>138660805
>I've spent thousands and it's completely ruined my life by not winning.
ive got bad news for you.... people have spent millions and didnt win. do you even know the probability?

>>138648827
I see poor people playing scratchers all the time. They win $500 once and it convinces them the jackpot is going to happen tomorrow.

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>>138671346
not trolling look at my picture. Those are the tickets I purchased this week
>>138672541
Yes I know the odds. Yes I know I'm screwed. The way I see it the way my life was going before the lottery I had a zero percent chance of living a good life. Lottery makes my chances 0.00001 percent so it's an improvement.

>>138648827

i play these ones

there is no other hope and nothing to look forward to except the small chance that life might not suck anymore

>stupid tax
until you realize it's one of the healthiest vices around and is even tax deductible

can't win if you don't play :)

>>138673041
>poor tax

>>138652477

jokes on you, i voted against trump but i'm still retarded

checkmate

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>>138648827

I play because it's fun to dream, I've personally known people who have hit for millions so for me it seems somewhat in reach, even though I know it isn't.

How else would I fuel my endless sex tourism around the world?

>>138648827
An Ontario Lotto ticket costs $6. If I bought one every week for 80 years and never won anything, that's less than $25000.

If there's no room in your budget for $6 every once in a while, I'd be fucking shocked. Despite the low odds, you can actually win the Lottery.

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>>138648827
my coworker spends $30 EVERY MORNING on a pack of smokes and some lotto tickets....
Then on his way home he stops at the bar and buys a few pints ($30 more) and a 12 pack for home ($30) more.

I honestly dont know where he gets the money bc he never wins the lottos and the rest just gets pissed down the drain...

I just dont get how people do this.

>>138648827
Everyone jews away their money somewhere.

>>138648827
I pay the poor people tax sometimes

I like the feeling of having a "chance" to not be fucking wageslave until I die

I know I will most likely not win, but having a "chance" to win millions and buy myself a thousand acre spread where I can build a homestead for my future generations is really really fucking appealing

>>138654557

you would've done better to take a road trip to the nearest casino and dropped all the money you essentially stole on the roulette wheel. or max bets on a progressive jackpot slot machine

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>>138648827
I was at the casino the other weekend for a buddy's stag. I spent $40 just for fun and it instantly got pissed away.
I witnessed people within an hour put $400 in to the machines and lose it all.. They have their fucking credit cards in the machines, gambling with money they dont have with interest on their losses..
I have never seen so many people in one place who look suicidal.
It was seriously shocking and fucked up.
Gambling is so degenerate.

It's a tax on stupid

A great way to remove money from poor dumbasses, I fully support it

>>138648827

Gotta pay to play, faggot

>People never win the lottery

Tell that to people who won the lottery.

I play the lotto when it gets to big numbers. I make about 100k (28 yo) a year and have a decent portfolio of investments. I don't expect to win, but you can't win if you don't play.

dmt experience > any lottery win

after a trip you will feel as if u won the lottery.

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>>138673041
what the fuck dude just stop

ask help to relatives or friends and pay them back slowly with your wage. do shitton of overtime or find a parallel job but get out of that vicious circle

you will only sink deeper in that shit. obsess over other ways to make money.

>>138648827
Our education system is designed to create idiots.

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>>138673041
Haha holy fuck dude, what is your problem?
Why do you feel the need to not work for glory?
The easy route in life and the virtuous route in life are almost never the same. Youre looking for the easy way out.
You have to turn this shit around ASAP, do it for the future you and your potential children and family. Invest that little bit of money daily into something productive.

>>138675502
They have enough money but I would never dare to ask them. They would be so pissed off at me and kick me out. If they find out my life is over. If I don't win my life is over. The only option left for me is to win or do some extremely illegal crime to make large amounts of money.

>>138674081
this is why jews win, dumb fucks like you never think of inflation/interest.
at 3% growth that $6 a week is $96k after 80 years
with 5% it's nearly $300k
with 7% it's $960k (average stock market growth)
After 50 years it's $130k at 7% which is enough to put a kid through life.

>>138649431
>teach us good
Kek

>>138648827
Why do you care about how people spend their money?

Some might call your Netflix subscription, your morning coffee, or your donation at church a waste of money

>>138674798
I blew $40 on the races. Pretty much only picked the horses with the cool names or the highest odds. Lost all of it but cheering was fun

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>>138648827
It all goes into Soro's pockets.

Name me one successful lotto winner that still has his/her stack of cash.

Pro tip: You can't.

>>138676286

True, caring how others spend their money is a total Jew move.

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>>138676044
the odds that you're gonna win are low as fuck brah and you are obsessed. admit to your family that you have a problem and seek help.

there's no easy way out of this shit, but you gotta man the fuck up.

>>138676455
jay z

>>138674687
might try putting what money I have left on roulette wheel. Cards confuse me and slots are a scam.
>>138675959
Why should I have to work my life away. I see people all the time who have it made. I want to be like them. The only I can do that is to win the lottery. Yeah I want the easy way out. The easy way for me is the only way.

I try to always have one set of numbers running. Just a chance ...r-right?

Is it really necessary to get all the lawyers and advisors? I have a small family and I don't have any friends. I would have zero problem farting on my phone anytime someone called me. I literally just don't wanna wake up early to goto work. I literally just want my parents to retire, to never work, and to just stay home away from normies.

What's the accountant and shit for? How could (((they))) steal it from me if I'm at home minding my own business

>>138677079
My family are the type of people that will curse at me for not buying the cheapest products at the store. I see how angry they get over an extra few dollars. I can't imagine how angry they would be at fifty thousand dollars. It's too late for help.

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>>138677932
lawyer the fuck up. 100%

have advisers and lawyers that don't know about each other (always consult with them too) and pay off all your debts. Money changes even the best of people and you need to tell your family that it's not out of hate or disrespect out of them, but that it's just a safety net to save your ass.

Change your name, move out of state and take a vacation as soon as you win for a couple months or more until the heat dies down. live in a high rise condo with security and get a carry permit.

YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SAFE.

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>>138677558
A better question is why should you not have to work for things?
There is no easy way out, it's all just a dream that you will never catch. People are wealthy because they're intelligent and worked hard on something they are passionate about. And not everyone is meant to be wealthy.

Also being loaded rich does not equate to happiness. I grew up poor and had to move in with a freidn when my parents went bankrupt and lost our house. I lived with a friend who was filthy rich and owned 90 acres of prime land and a mansion.. funny thing was that his family was always angry/stressed, and the kids of the family all ended up being drug addicts with no life.

I aspired to make something of myself and put myself through school with no help and now live a very comfy life with a great gf and starting a family. The power for happiness is in your hands not some stupid lotto company;s

You would find much more happiness saving that money or doing something practical with it, but because you insist on taking the easy way out, you will remain poor and siphon what little money you have into this scam.

Even if you won the millions, you would waste it all away because you have no idea how to manage it, and you have no idea how to handle it at all - clearly.

Youre a mess and I hope you realize this sooner than later.

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>>138676052
Except you're presuming that I'm not also saving and investing parallel to buying tickets, which I am. I only ever spend my petty cash on lotto tickets.

I don't even buy one every week.

>>138648827

People win.

I mean I only play when the jackpot gets ridiculously high. I spend money on such useless shit anyway. I like to pretend after I get the ticket that its the winner. Thats about it.

>>138649409
>Nevada voted for Hillary
What the fuck?

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>>138679513
milky

I get more money at the casino then I do with the lottery lmao

>>138648827
Lottery isn't called "idiot tax" for no reason. Simple as that

>>138679513
Consult them for what. What if all I want to do is eat tendies, play vidya, and not goto work. Why I gotta hire all these kikes?

I hate being a wage cuck so much that if I won, I'd be paranoid of ever returning to this life. I don't need a boat or mansion. Tendies.

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>>138679090
good lord man.
listen, you are basically throwing away EVEN MORE cash that could be used to climb slowly out of the shit pit.

stop justifying yourself that it's too much debt to repay. thinking like that is what brought you in this situation in the first place. most probably you will end up destroying not only yourself but your whole family the more you proceed on this path.

your plan failed and will keep failing. snap out of it.

>>138656040
Why don't you declare bankruptcy?
Your loans are discharged.
Also, no one will ever loan you money again.
Problem solved.

>>138656040
Bankruptcy was invented for people like you. You've dug yourself into a hole a hole and there is no way you will get out by yourself. This lottery thing is just a pipe dream. You know it will never happen. Stop blowing your paycheck on lottery tickets and find a credit counselor or legal aid or something that will help you start bankruptcy proceedings. This will get your creditors off your back and wipe out your debts. No more phone calls. No more letters. They'll just be gone.

As soon as you've done that, if not before, find a support group for gambling. You are a compulsive gambler. You've spent $20,000 trying to relive the high from winning $250. You know this isn't healthy. You want to live the good life, but you've already lost $20,000 to your addiction. How will things ever be good if you keep spending this way? Twenty grand could get you a degree, a down payment on a house, a new car, a used luxury car, all kinds of things. You could use it to move to another area and have cash left over to support yourself while you look for a job.

Do it. Bankruptcy. Gambling addiction counseling. New start. Make the right choices.

should I play?

>>138679090
just keep going dude

you are so close to winning, i can feel it

if you stop now it was all for a waste

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>>138648827
Because sometimes you win and sometimes you lose... but it's better than using drugs or alcohol - because when you use drugs and alcohol, especially drugs, you always lose

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>>138673041
Just go to Vegas brah, play blackjack or the slot machines. Poker if you know about rakes. You at least have a much higher chance than 0.000001 percent.
I don't think I should be telling you this because I'm already rich but whatever. I'm addicted to methamphetamine so I can sorta relate.

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>>138681442
i admit i keked

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>>138681539
unless you are a professional poker or blackjack player the best odds you are going to get is red/black roulette spins

>>138679602
I wouldn't have a problem with working if I knew that it would take me somewhere in life. But the only job I have and probably ever will have has no opportunity to move forward.
I believe that money would make me happy. I'm always stressed out thinking about how my life is going nowhere. I don't need a giant mansion with sports cars and private jets. A regular house would be just fine with me.
I'm poor and stressed. Surely money wouldn't make that worse.
I do know plenty of rich people and most of them are miserable. However most of them have been rich their entire lives. They didn't get money because they are smart. Their parents gave it all to them. If I won the lottery I would never forget where I came from and how I used to live. I would try and help everyone who has been nice to me.
The difference between you and me is that you have goals in life and you probably had lots of opportunities that I could never have.
When you were young how many sleepovers and birthday parties and friends did you have. I never got to sleep over at a friend's house. My birthday parties were spent alone and only one person from me school lived close to me. He went to school the next day and told everyone details that I would have rather kept private. But it was either play with him or play with no one. When growing up like this and seeing other people your age get gfs and go to parties and have a great life it starts to make you have jealously and envy. If I wasn't poor these problems would have never happened.

>>138650435
What's the point in being rich if you've got no genuine family or morals? By that point you're just a walking bank account.

>>138675188
ayahuasca, the real lottery where everybody wins

So fucking true

>>138681909
It's really not that hard to learn poker or blackjack. It's not like chess or go.

>>138648827
It's fun, I only play it when it climbs this high. Fuck off.

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>>138680999

people will be making up shit left and right to get get you in front of a court room. women who you've held hands with in elementary school will try to say you raped them.

You are a fool if you think you don't need a team of lawyers and managers on your side. Besides the Powerball in my state after taxes and the lump sum is near exactly a quarter of a billion dollars, going broke.. especially if you have a team of investors helping you make a profit.

>>138681406
Agreed, the gambler's anonymous support group is going to be important.

The worst thing is if you start borrowing student loan money to go to a scam college and you figure out how to spend the extra money (for room, food, extras) on lottery tickets. Then you are REALLY FUCKED since student loans are non-dischargeable in bankruptcy court.

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>>138650435
>3. A moral man will never be rich. Friends, family, and faith will keep you poor forever. If you remove these obstacles or are prepared to lose them you will grow.

its not hard to separate career and family/social life

queer

>>138648827
The lottery is a tax on people with poor math skills and yet I'm putting my 2 dollars down tomorrow.

>>138682166
Yes, you got dealt a shitty hand in life.
You're making it 1000 times worse with the compulsive gambling.

>>138682166
desu i just think that with a shitton of money you'd just become a miserable piece of shit with a shitton of money

you've lived in stagnation all your life and you should only blame your lack of cojones, not of money. good news is: you can still take out your cojones if you really want to. there's a world out there. go on a goddamn fishing boat in alaska if you're that unhappy and desperate.

but yeah i guess buying tickets and waiting for munnay to solve your shit (protip: they won't) must be the most effective course of action

Down here our lotto doesn't get any where near as big as the burger lottos . But i like to buy a cheap ticket once a month or so when it builds up. Its fun to walk around with shrodingers ticket in your pocket...

>>138682421
I hate this attention seeking whore.

>win 20k from lottery back in 2011
>have no idea what to do with all this money, decide I'll buy bitcoin because it was interesting concept at the time
>2017, bitcoin is 4000$ a coin and I never have to work again

Investing is one of the best things youth can do that they never fucking do

>>138682166
After you see a lawyer, declare bankruptcy, and clear your debts, you should move to Salt Lake City, Utah.
Utah has no lotto.

>>138683710
Hope you sell before the crash.

>>138683086
I will be quitting soon if you know what I mean. Even if I didn't spend all this money I still would be stuck in the same position in life. At least the lottery gave me a chance.
>>138683216
Honestly I think it would solve all my problems. I know you don't understand me and my life so it makes sense that you say that. I've read so many stories of people blowing it all. I'm committed to making sure that won't be me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvnJ9Tiztcc
look at this man. He looks like your typical hillbilly what would blow it all in a year. Turns out today he still has most of his money. He owns a huge farm and is living his dream out.

>>138683710
>things that never happened

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>>138682166
lmao I had better opportunities?
Dude did you not read the part where I had to grow up away from my family because we were bankrupt poor?
I scraped through high-school, and worked summers and took out loans to pay for college. Thats it. Everything i have is the accumulation of my own hard work and positive attitude. I never gambled, abused credit, or pissed away money because I witnessed the damage it can do to a family by seeing my own family lose everything over bankruptcy. Our house, cars, dog, everything was lost, and our family was split up into various homes who would take us in.
Youre a self pitying person who doesnt love themselves enough to fix your own life wishing for the free ticket to happiness.
I am actually trying to help you see the light but the truth is hard to swallow.

If grinding some RPG Long Sword +1 at 1/1000 odds makes me reconsider life, why would I ever spend real life time, money and effort rolling on some 1 in 100 million bullshit odds? That's retarded.

>>138676052
usury is immoral

>>138684956
Someone's gonna win. Why not you :^)

Shits probably a Jew magic show though. All computerized numbers. They know what numbers haven't been picked.

>>138681424
buy 1 ticket

>>138685432
i dont know how to do it? i got no digits

>>138682166
and how many moved away? perhaps you should move, too.

these stupid fucks dont know about crypto yet.

>>138648827
gambling gives people good feels when they think they might win.

casinos know this, they also know that gamblers are happier then the push the slot machine than they are when the slot machine tells them they won.

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>>138685325
>Implying the Jews don't rig it.
When is it ever:
>Bob Smith, a forklift driver from Wisconsin
won last weeks powerball jackpot.
It's always
>WOW. IN AN INCREDIBLE STROKE OF LUCK DAVID SHEKELGOLDBERGSTEINOWITZ has won the powerball lottery for the fifth time this year.

>>138683710
good for you, anon

>>138654557
Typical southern Ohio hick.
Are you addicted to pain pills too, Cletus?

>>138685723
use a randomizer.

>>138654557
Holy shit 250 dollars? Nice work fampai.

>>138682421
Does this shitskin use some kind of eye lenses? It's strange her having this shade of eyes

>>138685723
13 8 68 57 2 PB 3

God damnit this better not win

This one time in the future I became a multi millionaire by using you guys and your digits to score the lottery jackpot.

>>138648827

Your lottery winnings: (you)

>>138684928
Okay maybe you had it worse but I still have it pretty bad. I don't want to make assumptions about you. I would write about my life but I doubt you care. Yes I don't love myself how could I.
>>138685744
I have no money and nobody would ever want to hire someone as pathetic as me.
>>138686073
I've never done drugs. I've been thinking about it though, I always thought that if I stayed away from that stuff that I would make it further in life. I also thought that drugs would make me ugly and nobody would be attracted to me. Now I see the drug dealers with the attractive gfs and ALL of the look better than me.

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>>138648827
there are lots of people who are in dire straits, entrapped by poverty, debt, disease, their only chance at rising is to put their faith in a gamble. unfortunately they're more likely to get hit by an asteroid than win the lottery, and those that do win realize the reason they had nothing was bad decisions on their part that are exacerbated by a sudden run in with more money than they know what to do with leading them to be worse off than they were before the won within a few short years

>>138648982
it's really this simple

>>138684956
If you've ever played memelands 2 you would know the true pain.

>>138648982
This guy got it Way the Fuck before 300 of you fucktards did

>>138686814
and this guy expanded on it.

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>>138686803
drugs will make thing 1000x worse. You will look back on the times when you were sober as heaven that you can never go back to.
Just file bankruptcy , move away and start over.
You could potentially live another 50 years of happiness if you would just sort yourself out.

being rich is lonely
women only want your money
friends only want your money
family only wants your money

>>138687659
cope

>>138687620
Honestly I doubt I ever could live a normal life. I'm not writing here for sympathy. I'm writing all of this because I don't want people to end up like me. I can't remember the last time I had a happy year. Me working a normal job and going home to wife and kids? Never going to happen. My mind isn't wired for that. I can barely speak a sentence in real life. I've been that way my entire life.
>>138687659
being poor is lonely
no women want you
no friends
family just wants you to go away

>>138648827
The same reason that people play slot machines: they don't understand game theory

>>138679996
Vegas and Reno did, rest of Nevada is conservative af.

>>138649553
>YOU CAN'T WIN IF YOU DON'T PLAY
my actual reasoning.

Also, it's positive expected value at $700MM, therefore I'm losing money not to play.

>>138648827
>I began to visualize myself winning the lottery. I did this all throughout the month of June. After continuous analyzing and contemplation, I concluded that winning the lottery was the only way I could become wealthy at a young age, and thus it was the only way to enjoy the rest of my youth. If I didn’t have a satisfying youth, I would be bitter and miserable for the rest of my life, but of course that would never happen. If it came to that, then I would have to carry out the Day of Retribution. Indeed, it was the only way I could attain any sort of wealth at my age. I had no talents, so it was impossible for me to become a professional actor, musician, or athlete; and those were usually the ways that young people acquired such money. I could invent something, or start a business just like Mark Zuckerberg did with Facebook, but the chances of me achieving such a thing were the same chances I had of winning the lottery anyway. I didn’t even have the skills of a computer programmer.

>I saw winning the lottery as the only way out, and I became so frustrated when the Megamillions jackpot kept resetting.

>>138648982
Nailed it. FPBP.

>>138648827
Was at a company once that did gambling systems for lottery. I had free access to the user database. You'd be surprised how much money some people poor into the lottery. Thousands, tens of thousands even.
Compared to that, buying a single ticket every now and then for the rush of imagining how you'd spend the winnings doesn't even remotely matter.

It may be an idiots tax, but at least it's voluntary.

>>138681539
I would be willing to do roulette. I'm not smart enough for cards.
>>138684057
I was thinking of moving somewhere where there is no lottery but I would probably just drive to the next state over for tickets.

>>138659591
roll it over to Robinhood then gamble it all on memestocks

>>138654904
Hopefully you have enough money to invest in 2 years when everything crashes again.

>>138689065
This is the same with Oregon. Most of the population is mostly centered in the Portland metro area. There's a lot of conservatives in the countryside.

>>138688755
how old are you

>>138690572
Degenerate coffee fags in this thread argue that paying around 3 dollars everyday for coffee is less of a waste of money than spending two dollars or four dollars a week on lottery tickets.

3 dollars everyday for a week on coffee is 21 dollars a week.

>>138650435
>3. A moral man will never be rich. Friends, family, and faith will keep you poor forever. If you remove these obstacles or are prepared to lose them you will grow.
Shalom

>>138689444
>checked
what did he mean by this

>>138691817
20
>>138689444
Reading this three years ago is what got me into the lottery.

>>138687659
Depends on your personality. Are you an introvert or an extrovert.

Now let's look for an example of a lonely billionaire that isn't Notch aka Paul Allen.

Paul Allen dreamed of marrying and starting a family but it never happened.

His best friend is his sister, however, and it's too late for marriage but at least he is getting his name attached to history faster than Bill Gates.

How is this possible, you might add?

Well, Paul Allen has been successfully discovering the wreckages of famous warships from World War 2 ranging from Japanese warships to American warships and he and his crew are getting credited for the discovery.

Meanwhile, every other cruise ship owner is just hosting degenerate parties on their boat while Paul Allen seems to have given up the party lifestyle and just seems to make discovering sunken ships as part of his hobby now.

Makes me wonder if he will sell his cruise ship for a proper research vessel.

>>138648982
fpbp

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>>138687659
I don't have friends or a GF so that doesn't apply. I'm lawyering up for the whole family thing though. I plan on giving them 1-2 million to each of my immediate family and to every familial household in that shares my blood. I'll even eat the taxes so they get that evenly without taxes dipping into the amount I want to give away. not including paying for my cousins college tuitions, so they won't go into debt. My family is decently smart with money aside from one sibling, but I'll try to get him the specific help he needs.

>>138676044
do you even realize that you're a gambling addict?

>>138689444
>>138692002

Hope it means I win the the jackpot tomorrow.

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>>138693619
I hope I win too.

>>138693420
Of course I know.

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>>138694417

>>138696023
I don't even like myself.

>>138673041
cmon dude that isn't healthy, play a maximum of $10 a week. the lotto is pure luck, one ticket is all you need - i'd recommend doing advanced play instead.

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>>138673041
STOP BUYING MORE THAN ONE TICKET!

>>138648827
Stupidity

>>138696846
It's too late for that. Because of lottery tickets I'm now fifty thousand dollars in debt. I have no way to pay it back. Only way is if I win the lottery.

>>138648827
it's a voluntary tax on stupidity.

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>>138648827
Why bother doing anything? Sure the odds are a long shot. It's worth a try though. Just the act of participating makes you an risk taker. People that don't take risk are losers.

>>138697037
Buying one ticket is the way to go. Taking your chance to win from zero to anything above zero is the only smart move. Any purchase after the first ticket is wasted money.

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>>138697123
Just make a choice. Keep playing or stop and cut your losses. In the grand scheme of things it's not a big deal. People lose 10x that in a single night in Vegas. Hell, people lose 10x that from divorce settlement. It's all about perspective.

>>138650435
This has gotta be in the Tamuld.

>>138697806
It's literally ruining my life. I'll never be able to get myself out of this mess. If you haven't read my previous posts please do. I'm tired now and will be going to sleep.

There is literally nothing wrong with spending a few bucks on the lottery if you have your finances in order

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>>138648827
i lose
>$1 dollar goes to veterans and schools
>$1 gets spent most likely in america stimulating the economy
i win
>420blazeit
>fuck niggers
>fuck cnn

worth $2

>>138654557
Putting all your hopes and meager earnings on lotto, literally nigger tier.

>>138698078
If you can't stop then roll back. Instead of buying 10 quick picks each week buy 2.

>>138698334
I know. But what else is there for me. Nothing
>>138698384
It's not ten a week its around 250. The urge to buy is kind of like the urge to smoke. It keeps coming back multiple times a day.

>>138650435
What retarded reddit spacing ''advice''
>Recognize an opportunity to make money and pounce on it.
Woah, you're telling me all I have to do to get rich is get rich?
Epic

>>138698078
I read your post. Just claim bankruptcy. Default on your debts and start over. Get a decent pay job and live within your means.

>>138698078
>It's literally ruining my life. I'll never be able to get myself out of this mess.
Multiple people have told you how to get yourself out of this mess. You've ignored them all. You're looking for pity, not advice. Basically behaving like a woman. Have you ever considered the possibility that you're trans?

>>138654557
i just had an idea. kill yourself now and spare society the trouble of dealing with your shitty habits that you will never break out of

>>138648827
>Why do Americans keep falling for the lottery jew?

Direct taxes on the elderly and working poor are too unpopular so you have to tax them indirectly.