Give me a fucking happening

I agree, where the fuck is this big happening after the eclipse?

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>>138639880
the first stickied happening in over 3 months happened just under a week ago
you can't already be happening starved

>>138639880
>>138640153
Plot twist
The eclipse was the happening

Nothing will happen.......ever. If something happens tonight, I swear to God I will suck a dick and upload the video. Needless to say, I feel prety safe that I won't be sucking any dicks anytime soon.

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Nothing will happen.
Nothing ever happens.
You are here forever.

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Because of the shittiness of the Kekistan cancer we have stopped praising Kek and therefore the happenings have dried up. How quickly we forgot the power of meme magic. If you want happenings, you need to use the power.

>>138640849
Never swear, especially not on God.

I was so hyped for the demons. /x/ fucked us over yet again.

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>>138641170


KEKS ARMY REPORTING IN - READY FOR BATTLE AGAINST SJW'S AND LIBERALS

MAGA!!!!

The universe is a happening, not a thing

>>138641609
It's not. There is no universe. Only you.