The CIA is recruiting from my university. Should I apply?

>>138606751
do you really believe you are CIA nigger material?

>>138606751
no

Yes, of course you should. It would be the opportunity of a lifetime

>>138606751
Yes.
I will personally have to hurt you if you ever dear to threaten the socialist motherland.

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Yes. Be a good goy & serve your Queen.

I mean...your country...

>>138606751
run them over with your car

>>138606751
yes, just say you are a shitposter and they wont even do an interview, instahired

>>138606751
Do you glow in the dark?

>>138606751
Do you want to become the equivalent of Agent Smith in the Matrix? Are you a psychopath? Then by all means yes.

Fuck yeah.
There's literally no downside to being a spook.

Yes. If you can't beat (((them))) join (((them)))

If you get the (((job))), tell Jack Probiotic, Posbiec? to fuck off.

>>138606751
Don't. The CIA is a loser club. They didn't predict Soviet Union coming down, they didn't predict the fall of the Berlin Wall, their information about WMD in Irak was dead wrong. They are useless.

Plus if you do, the noobs are always sent to shitholes that senior agents don't want to go to. You'll probably be assigned to talk to poo-in-loos who don't wash their hands and recruit them for pathetic schemes. Oh and when they don't need you anymore, they will silence you.

That would be fucking cool. Do it faggot.

>>138607648
>fucking around scheming with poos
sounds fucking fun

>>138606751
Fuck no. CIA is lame.

>>138607648
Tell me about Pajeet! Why does he poo in the loo?

kek the cia had a information session at the community college I went to to knock my liberal arts requirements out of the way

I think they're just pulling your leg only ivy leaguers and former us military intelligence have a chance

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>>138606751
If you want change, be in a place you can make change.

>>138606751

Do you think theyll link you to your 4chan posting history filed at the NSA?

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Sure, join the ZOG and when you'll get betrayed and killed by your (((greatest ally))) you'll get a nice star on that wall of traitors.

Come to Finland and we'll ship you to the FSB to be drilled by power tools.

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>>138606751
infiltrate and subvert

>>138606751
be a undercover and leak infomation

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OP should Banepost throughout his application

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>>138606751
Yes join and fix it from the inside

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>>138608028
The CIA is a criminal bunch of Jewish minions, but that doesn't mean that infiltrating their organisation and getting paid for it is a bad thing.

You have to be pragmatic, but in your heart always loyal to the risen Christ.

>>138607401
Except the mental trauma and possible torture then execution.

>>138608121
If I was recruited by the CIA I would 100% copy CIA's mannerisms

Have you not seen that Colin Farrell and al pacino movie lol

>>138607848
Maybe he's wondering why you'd take a dump on a man before throwing him under a cow

>>138606751

>being mormon
>2017

The salary is shit and you're literally serving Soros / The Rothschild

Why would you join

>>138606751
>Should I apply?
I don't care but if you do I will HAVE to plow you down in my car, you fucking CIA nigger

>>138606751
You could get paid to Lurk and shit post.

>>138607850

IDK, I was in Excelsior, they'd probably want me if they didn't want to quarantine me.

>>138606751
they don't accept weebs who post on 4chan

>>138606949
Shut up you little faggot

>>138606751
Yes you stupid shit, don't even ask that question, get the fuck in there, and be a presence for the good guys. The CIA is a mixed bag of ideological fucks battling it out constantly for control of the organization and influence over the country - Do your part.

>>138606751
Government jobs are always nice if you want a good pension and to work as little as possible also you won't be fired very easily

>>138606751
Yes. Regardless of what people say on /pol/ they get a magic "do whatever the fuck I want and get away with it badge" PLUS CIA has black budget, all the money you could ever want forever and ever.

>>138608590
Dank memes locked away from the public eye

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>>138606751
Of Course!

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>>138608864

>all the money you could ever want forever and ever.

But I don't want money

CIA only recruits pawns in the public

>>138606751
Cocaine dude lmao

>>138609793
Still the "do whatever you want" badge.

>>138606751
If you wanna get used for a mission then killed that's up to you.

>>138606751
absolutely nigger

Does the recruiter have a (((hook-nose)))?

If you know 3 languages you can make 6 figures.

>>138606751

Ofc. You guys are going to have your own vault when the hell fire comes.

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>>138607848
underrated post

>>138606751
Do you want to expose them as being kike puppets? I can help you